Beginning peak Beckham, handsome is over

Chapter 28 Vanity is indeed the ladder of human depravity!
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Klopp looked at the 2:0 on the huge scoreboard in the stadium, and felt that he had survived the darkest moments in the past two seasons.

He has always had his own subjective attitude, but with this young man, he also thinks that he has broken too many exceptions, which requires some courage.

Fortunately, it's all worth it!
Another goal and one assist!

Prior to this, Klopp looked at his own rice tank, and he had already bottomed out, so he relied on the rotten melons and rotten seedlings to make a rice-free cooking.

Now the bench is full of vicious generals.

After the announcement of the starting lineup, it was obvious that Shaheen frowned, and the other players seemed somewhat puzzled or even angry.

It’s just that facts speak louder than words. Just relying on such a team that has never played in the five major leagues before, Klopp’s team exhausted their strikers and squatted in the small penalty area. Xiao Wen kicked the ball and hit his forehead. Taliang ran a 10-meter race. He was able to take a corner kick and never pass it indiscriminately. He defeated the goalkeeper who couldn’t hold the ball, covered his eyes when he touched his hair, and tied his shoelaces for 10 minutes. All kinds of feats and gimmicks, such as throwing balls thrown by ball boys, tried to tie the game to the opponent within [-] minutes.

As for the opponents who didn't use these tricks, generally Xiao Wen and the three forwards would teach them how to behave in a three-dimensional way.

So, Spalletti balked.

For the rest of the first half, Zenit hardly caused any disturbance in front of the home audience in the 70 minutes before Xiao Wen left the field.

And Xiao Wen scored two more assists in 603 minutes, one for Lewandowski and one for Royce before leaving the field.

This night, Xiao Wen was born out of nowhere.

Even more shocking than Manchester United's 0-2 loss to Olympiakos at the Kaleskaki Stadium in Piraeus, Greece.

Come on, 17-year-old kid.

If it is said that Rooney's shocking hat-trick in his first appearance in the Champions League may be more powerful than Xiao Wen, then we have to talk about what Rooney did before that.

The problem is, before Xiao Wen, apart from Bundesliga fans, fans of other leagues hadn't even heard of this person much.

All I can say is, it's terrifying!
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At the end of the journey, for Xiao Wen, this game is even easier than the previous Bundesliga.

Many difficulties considered before the game, such as the weather, did not seem to affect myself and the team.

The heavy roar finally dissipated completely. Xiao Wen, who had earphones plugged in his ears, looked at the drizzle falling outside the porthole, his eyes filled with excitement.

Xiao Wen followed the bosses, suppressed his excitement, walked out of the cabin and out of the airport.

Under the arc ceiling, there were actually two to three hundred fans in yellow home jerseys waiting.

They shouted the names of the heroes in their hearts, and the loudest of them were undoubtedly Xiao Wen and Royce.

Xiao Wen's German level still needs to be improved, but in fact, he has done a good job. Compared with those teammates who joined early this summer, he has even caught up and surpassed.

However, there is still a problem with fully fluent daily conversations.

So when Xiao Wen responded to these fans with a thumbs up, these fans also thoughtfully spoke to him in English.

"Xiao Wen, can you sign my name?"

A little girl with freckles held up Xiao Wen's jersey, smiling like a flower.

"Oh Lilian, you used to like me the most." Royce leaned over. He knew this girl, who was a member of a local diehard fan organization.

Before that, every time she came to pick up the plane, it was Royce she was looking for.

Lilian smiled shyly: "Did you perform well in this game?" Say hello to Xiao.

Royce slapped his forehead and smiled helplessly.

Jing Duoan behind him patted him on the shoulder, "You can't do it."

Xiao Wen signed his name and communicated with the fans not very smoothly but happily. After a long time, he walked to the team bus under the urging of the team staff behind him.

……

Back home, oh, Royce's house.

Xiao Wen directly put himself on the sofa.

Royce was having an intimate voice chat with a model again.

For this beautiful man in front of him who is currently completely obsessed with women, Xiao Wen has always felt a little baffled, as expected, the suffering of love cannot be eaten casually.

It's just that next month, no, just a few days later, I want it myself, my hormones are showing signs of erupting, will it come or not?
Not long after, Royce finally got tired of it.

Holding the laptop, Xiao Wen begged for mercy in a low voice: "In just a few hours, how many girls have you flirted with, brother, please forgive me, I have poor concentration, I really can't stand it anymore, in the future Don't do this in front of me."

"Put this shit down." Royce looked at him with a smile, a smile that I understood appeared on his handsome and soft face, and said, "You will be an adult in a few days, no matter how conservative your thoughts are, you will not be restrained." Alright buddy, how many can I introduce to you?"

"Woman?" Xiao Wen opened his mouth wide, unable to react for a long time.

"Brother, I don't want to be a fellow with you." Xiao Wen looked at the other party helplessly. To be honest, although he has stayed in the United States for several years, his mind has not yet opened up to that level.

"Would I introduce the girl I've dated to you?"

"Women only affect the speed at which I draw my sword."

"Even a rock needs warmth."

"Wouldn't it explode then?"

"Damn." Royce learned Xiao Wen's mantra: "Then you sleep with the football in your arms."

Xiao Wen smiled and nodded.

Royce pulled his hair and said to him: "It is estimated that the club will soon discuss the matter of salary increase and contract renewal. By then, you will go out to live in a big house by yourself, and you will not be deserted alone? Moreover, at this age , holding back will definitely affect development.”

"Can women help you with assists on the court?"

"No." Shiroy rubbed his styled hair and said seriously.

Xiao Wen immediately lost interest in communicating with Royce, this kid is on top.

He continued to read the news.

It's almost becoming obsessive-compulsive disorder, vanity is indeed the ladder of human depravity.

"Xiao Wen has so many female fans, no matter how you look at them, they are all girls."

"You have such a face, you are all girls."

"Diego Costa likes like crazy."

"It's not just the airport, it's said that in Dortmund, Xiao Wen can be regarded as a popular fried chicken wherever he goes now."

"A 5A-level mobile attraction, I suggest Xiao Wen collect tickets."

Xiao Wen smirked as he looked at it, the old buddies of the domestic dogs are still safe.

After a while, Queen Catherine's call came, and the first sentence at the beginning covered her head and face: "Xiao Wen, are you talking about girls?"

(End of this chapter)