Madam let me die

Chapter 99

"Why!"

Hearing Li Nanke's exaggerated words, He Lan Xiaoxiao backed away in a panic, folded her arms on her chest, stared at the man with wary eyes, her pretty childish face was swollen and flushed, which was extremely touching.

Li Nanke's whole body hurt more and more, as if every wound had bugs biting his flesh and blood.

"You woman don't understand anything at all."

The man gritted his teeth and explained patiently, "Anyway, you come here first, and I'll check it out. Don't worry, I won't hurt you."

He Lan Xiaoxiao shook her head like a rattle: "No."

She still understands that men and women have different ideas.

Li Nanke clenched his fists: "Take a look! Is it difficult?"

Seeing that the man was about to get up, Helan Xiaoxiao ran directly into the area of ​​the piranhas.

The woman who has gone through the danger just now is still very smart, knowing that the piranha will not attack her, but will attack Li Nanke.As long as she stays here, the other party will not bully her.

But who would have thought that just as she stepped into the area of ​​piranhas, those beautiful flowers and leaves seemed to have sensed it, and wriggled as before.

The hideous rifts opened again, and all the terrifying eyes were fixed on Helan Xiaoxiao.

The woman was also stunned by this scene.

Before she could react, blood-red branches drilled out of the ground wrapped around her straight calf, and she was directly hung up.

"what--"

Helan Xiaoxiao screamed instinctively from her throat.

A half-meter-large piranha mouth protruded from the ground, biting the pale woman.

"Take off your clothes!"

Li Nanke reacted very quickly, instantly realized the problem, and shouted loudly.

But now the woman being hoisted has no ability to take off her clothes, but fortunately the man's outer shirt is already loose, and after being hung upside down, it slipped down to his arms.

Helan Xiaoxiao quickly straightened her arms, and her clothes fell off.

thump!
The woman fell into the sand.

Those violent and bloodthirsty piranhas quickly returned to their normal state, swaying and blooming under the sun, fresh and beautiful.

Li Nanke breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

It's too scary.

"Bah! Bah!"

Helan Xiaoxiao got up from the sand and wiped the sand around her mouth with the back of her hand. Fortunately, except for some scratches on her arms, she was fine, and her pretty face was dusty.

"Come out soon?"

Li Nanke shouted at the woman, and once again visited the other party's scenery for free.

"I won't come out!"

Helan Xiaoxiao still chooses to stay away from the bad guy Li Nanke.

It's better to not wear clothes without clothes than to be bullied by the other party.

Li Nanke was helpless.

This woman looks 'stupid' than the little rabbit, but she is harder to fool. Apart from some deviations in cognition, she is still very smart.

If he is so exhausted, he really can't handle the other party.

and many more!

Looking at the woman who was trying to cover her body with her arms, Li Nanke's mind flashed and he had a whim.

Could it be that as long as you don't wear clothes, you won't be sensed?

The more men think about it, the more likely it is.

Without further ado, enduring the itching from the wound, he also began to take off his clothes.

"What are you doing?"

Seeing Li Nanke's actions, He Lan Xiaoxiao was a little confused, and immediately understood, she said nervously, "You...don't come here! Maybe even if you don't wear clothes, they will eat you!"

Ha ha.

Li Nanke twitched the corner of his mouth, threw his clothes on the ground and walked directly into the area of ​​piranhas.

Shasha~~
The quiet piranha squirmed again.

Seeing this, Li Nanke's complexion changed, and he hurriedly exited the dangerous area, yelling: "You grandma is playing with me, right? Why can't I! Look down on people?"

After cursing for a while, the man had to put on his clothes again.

"Come out!" Li Nanke roared with a livid face.

Being yelled at by the man repeatedly, the Empress Dowager Helan Xiaoxiao was both angry and wronged, her mouth was flattened, and although she didn't cry out, there were obvious tears in her eyes.

This lovable appearance directly extinguished Li Nanke's anger.

Good guy, this is too cute.

Recalling what he did just now, Li Nanke also realized that he was in a daze, and the wound on his body became more and more unbearable, so he simply lay down on the ground again, thinking about the next thing.

Now that the Empress Dowager has been found, there is no need to take risks first.

You have to find a way to send the other party out, and then find a way to improve your own strength.

Either kill more monsters and grave people in the real world to get more magic weapon rewards.Either find a breakthrough from the 'red rain', maybe you can get a glimpse of some practice that suits you.

I don't know why, after he killed the head-raising bride last time, he could obviously feel that his abilities had improved a bit after returning to the real world.

The speed, strength and explosive power of drawing the sword and cutting have all gone up to a new level.

Can it be explained that while fighting monsters in the world of Red Rain, he can also improve the abilities of his real body?

mutual influence and mutual assistance.

"Give you."

While thinking, He Lan Xiaoxiao came up to him cautiously, and threw a few flowers and leaves to the man.

It is the flower and leaf of piranha.

"What?"

Li Nanke's face twitched a few times as he saw the previously terrifying man-eating flowers and leaves being easily pulled off by the woman.

He Lan Xiaoxiao looked at the other party's wound, and said with concern: "Kehua can heal wounds, try it."

"Really?"

"Well, I tried." He Lan Xiaoxiao nodded.

In order not to let her body be seen, the woman took the risk of taking the man's coat from among the flowers and covering it in front.

If a man pounces on her, she throws off her clothes and runs into the flowers.

Li Nanke looked at the opponent's bruised arm just now, and it was as clean as jade without any scars.

He tore off a small piece and put it in his mouth.

Not to mention, it tastes pretty good.

But when I think of the terrifying and disgusting appearance of the piranha just now, I still feel a little horrified.

Helan Xiaoxiao didn't lie, when the flowers and leaves entered her throat, Li Nanke suddenly felt a warm current spread to her whole body, and the pain and itchiness from the wound also faded a lot, making her quite comfortable.

"This is the magic medicine."

Li Nanke no longer had any worries, and ate all the flowers and leaves that Helan Xiaoxiao had grabbed. The wound healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon returned to its original appearance.

He Lan Xiaoxiao smiled: "Look, I'm not lying."

Li Nanke looked at the Empress Dowager Dazhen in front of him, with complicated emotions: "You are really kind, and you are lucky to have met me. If you were met by other men, you would have been sold."

"I'm smart."

Women are somewhat unconvinced by men's indifference.

Seeing the man staring straight at her, Helan Xiaoxiao subconsciously took two steps back.

Li Nanke laughed dumbly: "Don't worry, I won't bully you. I'm really sorry just now, I scared you, and I was too impatient."

"I know why you're angry."

After being silent for a while, Helan Xiaoxiao dodged her eyes, feeling very embarrassed, "I had no choice but to hit you on the head that day, and subconsciously bit you."

hit me on the head?

Li Nanke was taken aback, and touched his forehead.

Suddenly remembered that after waking up from a coma that day, his wife did bandage his forehead, which was wounded.

It turned out that this woman really beat her up.

It's tough.

But thinking about taking off the other person's clothes, he deserved it.

The guilty look of the woman also made Li Nanke understand why the other party hesitated to answer earlier.

Apparently, he thought he was trying to settle the matter of being beaten that day.

"Tell me what happened that day?"

Li Nanke asked again.

Helan Xiaoxiao saw that the other party was not angry, so she whispered: "It was you who threw me down suddenly and took off my clothes. In a hurry, I touched a stone and beat you. You even bit your butt There was... a lot of blood on the wrist, and I swallowed some."

"And after that?"

"After that... I don't know why you went crazy again. You picked up the small white bottle and drank something. Your body seemed to be boiled red, very hot."

Red rain!

Hearing the woman's words, Li Nanke was stunned.

It turned out that he drank all the 'Red Rain' in those two bottles. No wonder he became more and more mentally ill afterwards.

"And then what?"

the man continued to ask.

He Lan Xiaoxiao said: "Then your body emitted a dazzling red light, and then I passed out..."

Through the woman's answer, Li Nanke extracted three key messages.

First: The woman drank his blood.

Second: He took a lot of Hongyu.

Third: His body glows.

As for the Empress Dowager, she was teleported to the Red Rain World by him under such circumstances.

But what Li Nanke cares more about is whether the other party has been stained with innocence by him.

If so, add a piece of this information.

"You check your body again, don't check the belly button, that's not the place to give birth, understand?"

Li Nanke patiently did homework for the other party.

Fortunately, this time Helan Xiaoxiao was more cooperative. Under the careful explanation of the man, she used the clothes as a cover to check it carefully, and then said with a blushing face.

"The chastity you mentioned... yes."

"That's good."

Li Nanke finally let go of his heart.

Although from the nature of a man, he hopes to do something 'wrong', especially since the other party's status is the empress dowager.

Other men don't even have the good fortune to meet each other, let alone take advantage of it.

But after all, the other party is innocent.

It's fine to have a relationship between a man and a woman without any emotional foundation, so there are so many shortcomings.

Besides, Li Nanke is a little mentally obsessed with cleanliness, so the first woman is also his official wife.

Of course, the idea of ​​a harem still exists.

After all, they have traveled through time, so it is not too much to think of some blessings like Qi Ren.He's not that saintly, as long as his wife doesn't object and the relationship is harmonious, it's best to have a concubine.

But if you hurt each other's feelings, forget it, you are lucky to have a gentle and considerate wife.

After confirming that he didn't ruin the other party, Li Nanke was in a good mood, and started the next arrangement: "Now I have to find a way to send you out. That eldest princess is looking for you like crazy."

"Little Ruyue must be worried about me."

He Lan Xiaoxiao said disappointedly, "If the Supreme Emperor finds out, Xiao Ruyue and Xiao Weiyang will be punished."

"So I have to send you out of here, but the question is, how?"

Li Nanke had a headache again.

He didn't understand how the other party came here, let alone sent him away.

How about giving it a shot first?
But if it is really killed, it will beep the dog.

Forget it, let's go back to the wedding room first.

Before leaving, Li Nanke glanced at those piranhas, his heart moved, and he said to He Lan Xiaoxiao: "Empress Dowager, can you pick more of those flowers, it will be more convenient for you to get injured in the future."

"Okay."

Helan Xiaoxiao also hesitated, so she went to pick the flowers.

"Hey, take off your clothes!" Li Nanke quickly reminded, turned around and said, "I won't look at you, you can take off at ease."

"Almost forgot."

He Lan Xiaoxiao stuck out her cat tongue, and took off her clothes with a blushing pretty face.

After walking a few steps, she suddenly remembered something, and said to the man: "You can call me Xiaoxiao, I don't like people calling me the empress dowager."

"Xiaoxiao?"

"Ah."

"Okay, then I'll call you Xiaoxiao." Li Nanke didn't care.

"By the way, what's your name?"

"Uh, call me husband." The man started joking, anyway, he was just taking advantage of it.

"Husband? What a strange name."

Helan Xiaoxiao's pretty childlike face showed a trace of doubt, without thinking too much, she called out: "Husband."

The woman's sweet and waxy baby voice almost made Li Nanke's dessert half crisp.

Am I committing a crime?

Li Nanke judged himself.

……

Returning to the wedding room with a bunch of wilted piranhas, Li Nanke found that Princess Shanyun had already fallen asleep.

To be precise, he fell into a deep sleep.

There was a faint red light all over his body, flowing like water patterns.

Whether it is the slender gooseneck that is white and snowy, or the slender and charming calves and tender feet, there is a soft brilliance, which reminds Li Nanke of the other party's appearance like a fairy.

Reminiscent of the other party's weak voice before, Li Nanke guessed that the other party might be recuperating, so he didn't bother.

"Who is this? It's so beautiful."

He Lan Xiaoxiao was stunned by the appearance of the woman on the bed.

"She's always there. Last time you came, she was in a spirit state, so you couldn't see her."

Li Nanke thought for a while and said, "She is the princess of Shanyun County."

"Beishan Yun?"

Helan Xiaoxiao was surprised, "I heard from Xiao Ruyue that she seems to have died? Just two months ago."

"I can't explain it to you for a while, let's talk about it later."

Guessing that Princess Shanyun might not wake up in a short time, Li Nanke tightly held some cannibal flowers and leaves in his hands, and took out a firecracker in one hand and told He Lan Xiaoxiao,
"I'll leave for a while, and we'll figure out how to get you out after she wakes up. During this period, you'd better not go out and run around, understand? Eat those piranhas when you're hungry... In short, you can Don't go out, try not to go out."

"Oh, I see my husband."

Helan Xiaoxiao nodded her head vigorously, looking like a good baby.

After thinking about it, there was nothing to explain, so Li Nanke picked up the firecracker and shot himself in the head.

……

Back to reality, the room was quiet, and the moon and stars were still bright outside the window.

The piranha in his hand disappeared.

It means that things in the world of Red Rain cannot be brought into reality.

This disappointed Li Nanke.

He also thought that if such a powerful magic medicine could be used in the real world, it could be used by his wife and sister Leng beside him. It seemed that he was too ideal.

The wife Luo Qianqiu, who was originally in her arms, broke free from her arms and slept peacefully beside her.

Li Nanke glanced at the inside of the bed.

But she found that Leng Xinnan was not asleep, she sometimes raised her head slightly, and sometimes curled up a little, as if she was enduring something.

What happened to Miss Leng?stomachache?
The man is puzzled.

When she was in doubt, the woman suddenly lifted the quilt very carefully and got up.

Then he passed Luo Qianqiu lightly, for fear of waking him up.One hand was propped between Li Nanke and Luo Qianqiu, the other hand was placed on the edge of the bed, and slowly moved towards the bed.

It turned out that I was in a hurry.

Li Nanke suddenly understood that the other party drank two large bowls of medicinal soup before going to bed.

To avoid embarrassment, the man had to pretend to be asleep.

At this moment, Leng Xinnan was almost face to face with Li Nanke, some black hair fell on the man's face, itching, with an intoxicating fragrance.

The woman tried to hold her breath for fear of waking anyone up.

"Is sister Leng in a hurry?"

In the darkness, Luo Qianqiu's voice suddenly sounded.

"what?"

Leng Xinnan, who was tense, was taken aback, but her hand on the edge of the bed slipped, and her whole body fell on Li Nanke's body.

Most coincidentally, the lips of the two also touched together firmly.

Seeing this scene, Luo Qianqiu was stunned.

The bright moonlight shone on the bed, and the two 'kissed' each other, while his wife watched from the side.

The picture is really amazing.

At this moment, Luo Qianqiu finally knew what it meant to lift a rock and shoot herself in the foot.

(End of this chapter)