What is a first-class savior?.

Chapter 239 Shaking Cucumber
In the dark, Wang Ran watched all this with little interest.

He strokes the cat.

The gap between gods and ordinary people is like heaven and earth.

After reaching his current level, watching these two people fight is like watching a martial arts analysis video slowed down a hundred times, which is really not interesting at all.

He came to this world for vacation, not to watch chickens peck each other.

However, there is still a person hidden on the courtyard wall.

Judging from the aura, this person is slightly stronger than ordinary people who have never practiced at all, but this person has a particularly strong obsession with his Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle.

Wang Ran was a little curious about this person.

Seeing his father-in-law fighting with Jiange masters, this person still curled up on the courtyard wall and did not run, as if he was not afraid of being affected.

In other words, this person's desire for rainstorm pear blossom needles overcame his fear of death.

But why?

"Meow~"

The orange cat let out a lazy cry.

She raised her chin and let Wang Ran's rough fingers rub against her jaw, narrowing her eyes comfortably.

This grown-up's handwork is awesome!

Although the teacher loves me very much, he doesn't understand kittens at all, and he never touches me.

Mao Mao began to like this adult.

[Task Type: Kill Monsters (1V1)]

[Task time limit: three days]

[Mission background: The concentration of aura has increased, causing your dead second uncle to crawl out of the soil again, turning into a bloodthirsty monster who chooses and devours people. As a nephew, you are obliged to send your second uncle on his last journey]

[Task comment: Rest in peace, my second uncle]

[Mission reminder: Don't care about the casualties of ordinary people, as long as you can strangle your second uncle in Langya Mountain, all sacrifices are worth it]

There are more and more tasks in the club, and the little savior hardly gets any rest, and has to deal with at least one task every day.

Big bone slowly opened his eyes.

He looked at the familiar village entrance and couldn't help showing a wry smile on his face.

"This is my hometown!"

"How can you not care about ordinary people's casualties?"

He is now a veteran of many battles.

But he never expected that one day he would return to the village where he was born and raised in this way.

Really beeping a dog!

"Second uncle."

A man with a sunny smile appeared in Dagu's mind.

His second uncle was a decent person, and his food and clothing expenses were among the best in the village, but no one knew where his second uncle's money came from until his second uncle died of cancer, and debt collectors chased him into the village.

Only then did the villagers know that his second uncle had borrowed more than 800 million online loans.

His second uncle knew that his life was not long, so he took a handful of online small loans so that he could comfortably go through the final stage of his life.

His second uncle was happy, and the debt collectors were numb.

However, there were so many people in the village that the debt collectors had no choice but to leave in despair after staying for a few days.

Later, their village was blacklisted for online lending.

But that's not a bad thing.

At least there are no children in their village who were forced to death by unscrupulous businessmen because of online loans
Dagu's thoughts drifted further and further away.

But he didn't just stand there and reminisce, but recalled while squatting.

As eccentric as it may seem, the club gave him a gift and made him a habit of exercising [-]/[-].

【The metamorphosis of insects】

[When you are exercising, you will burst out a light ball that improves attributes, and picking up the light ball can improve your physical fitness]

Physical fitness is the key to completing the task.

In order to catch up with a colleague who can turn into a Star Destroyer in three seconds and prevent himself from being abandoned by the club, he had to work hard.

Even when he was with his girlfriend, he didn't forget to do push-ups.

Release it while picking it up.

After a few seconds, Dagu's thoughts returned.

He got up and picked up the light ball, then walked towards the village, and bumped into an electric three-wheeler head-on, and his third aunt was driving the three-wheeler.

The two passed each other like strangers.

When performing tasks, the club will modify his physical characteristics, not only his appearance and height, but also his iris, voice, fingerprints, blood type, genes, and sometimes even his gender.

He just became a beautiful girl with two ponytails the day before yesterday, participated in impart, and killed more than a dozen horny monsters.

Where is the second uncle buried?

Dagu recalled while walking towards the village.

He has been working outside since he was an adult, and he hasn't been back to the village for a long time.

Memories emerge little by little.

His second uncle used the money from the online loan to build a piece of land in the village, specially for burying himself, and hired a company to clean him after his death, and burn some fresh things every year.

If there were no accidents, his second uncle even played with Chang'an Automobile and Shadow Elf down there.

"Second Uncle, Second Uncle!" Big Bone murmured, "You are my most respected elder, please don't make things difficult for me."

He hoped that the second uncle would not be too difficult.

He has encountered some difficult monsters before, which are quite like the boss of the soul game, and it lasts three days and three nights to fight them.

The dog's mind is blown out.

A few minutes later, Dagu appeared in the village cemetery.

His second uncle was very coquettish. He erected a statue of his youth in the middle of the cemetery, and his body was buried under the statue.

It stands to reason that the body should have rotted long ago.

But his second uncle set up a refrigeration system below, with 24-hour power supply.

How outrageous it is.

As the details in the memory became clearer, Dagu suddenly had the feeling that his second uncle would cheat the corpse.

"Inevitability in chance"

Dagu was talking to himself while doing push-ups.

Although the cemetery is not next to the main road, it is not remote. Children in the village often play here, and adults often pass by here.

About every 2 minutes, someone saw Dagu doing push-ups in front of the statue.

"Neuropathy."

Dagu keenly caught the sound of cursing in the wind.

He was silent.

Thinking in another way, if he saw someone doing push-ups in his second uncle's cemetery, he would also call him crazy.

Fortunately, the club helped him change his appearance, otherwise he would never return to the village in his life.

Time passed bit by bit, and in the evening, the statue suddenly shook.

Big Bone stood up.

He absorbed the attribute light spheres all over the floor, and then put his hand on the handle of the knife behind him, his face gradually became solemn.

The time to fight has come.

Archive!

This is another talent that the club has given him.

【Read a file】

[You can create a temporary archive for yourself in reality, and when you are conscious, you can freely recall it within 10 minutes after the archive]

Dagu would like to call this talent a divine skill.

He feels that this talent is no worse than becoming a Star Destroyer. He started very low, but because of this talent, he has achieved an excellent result of 100% mission completion rate.

His colleague who can turn into a star destroyer is not as good as him.

"Second uncle! I beg you!"

"Can't you just lie down?"

"You come out and ask me to cut it into eight sections. If someone burns something for you later, can you still keep it?"

Big Bone said brokenly.

He really didn't want to do anything to his second uncle, because his second uncle was very kind to him, and when he came to his house during the holidays, he would never forget to stuff him with a few large denomination game recharge cards.

His second uncle knew that the money would be confiscated, but not the recharge card.

Really nice guy.

Pity.
rustling

The trembling of the statue was getting bigger and bigger, Dagu slowly drew out the long knife behind him, and made a posture of preparing to chop.

laugh--

Just when Dagu was fully on guard against the statue, a blue-black hand came out from under his crotch, and suddenly inserted into an indescribable part.

"Read and read. Read files."

Said the big bone lying in a pool of blood.

Swah——

Back in time, Big Bone returned to the time when the statue just started shaking.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

Pain to his mother's grave, pain to his mother's death.

Dagu held his buttocks and jumped wildly like a monkey, exhaling fragrantly: "Second uncle, you are really a fucking thing, you wait for me, I won't crush you, I'm sorry for what you did to me all those years ago care!"

"Most Respected Elder"

Dagu's eyes were red.

The trembling of the statue intensified again. This time Dagu didn't stare at the statue anymore, but held the knife with both hands, with the tip pointing down vertically.

laugh--

A blue-black hand emerged from his crotch.

Da Gu stared and said, "Me! Fuck! You! Mom!"

He pressed down hard, and the blade inserted into the blue-black palm without hindrance, and then penetrated the entire arm.

"Roar!"

A roar that seemed human but not human came from under the stone slab.

Dagu pulled out the knife without hesitation, and then crazily inserted and pulled out the part where the sound came from.

The stone slab was like a piece of soft tofu under his knife, and every time it was inserted, it did not hinder the movement of his blade at all.

Soon, the movement under the stone slab disappeared.

[Task rewards have been issued]

A line of small characters floated in front of Dagu's eyes.

【Congratulations on getting two hundred yuan in cash】

Big Bone was expressionless.

He killed his second uncle and only made 200 yuan in the end, so he might as well steal a battery car to deliver food.

Fortunately, this is not the bulk of the mission rewards.

The cash reward is just Tu Yile, and the real reward is various props, some of which are very practical, such as his knife [Mura Rain], which was a prop rewarded in a previous mission.

Dagu felt a little uneasy.

【Congratulations on getting the item "Red Refrigerator"】

"refrigerator?"

Dagu subconsciously ignored the word "red" in front of the refrigerator.

He rubbed his eyes, confirmed that the club had sent him a refrigerator, and let out a long sigh of disappointment.

"Do you think I look like someone who lacks a refrigerator?"

Not every prop is a practical prop like [Village Rain], and there are some props that are useless, such as [Endless Carrots], [Vibrating Cucumber], and [Love Letter from an Ordinary Leopard Aunt].
What you get depends on luck in general.

Dagu sees it openly.

If you didn't get a practical item this time, the possibility of getting a practical item next time will be higher.

"never mind."

"Better than nothing."

His figure gradually faded from the air.

The distorted light and shadow engulfed his body bit by bit, and an enchanting voice faintly came from the light and shadow.

"Little baby!"

"Where have you been? Let's have some bondage play!"

"People love you to death!"

There is anger between the lines.

"Hold!"

"What monster? Eat me!"

(End of this chapter)