Doctor of Healing

Chapter 524 The Sharp "Patient"

After 3 days.

A new episode of the show begins.

As usual, Director Bai and Director Liu were drinking and watching variety shows in the private barbecue room.

Two old men meet to watch a variety show, how weird it looks.

But the two are contented and happy to watch.

Every time I feel that the program has reached the extreme, but every time the program group is able to play different tricks like a god.

What about this time?

The two old men were full of expectations.

"Old Bai, you said that the program team sent interns to outpatient clinics. Is there something tricky about them? Outpatients are not as easy to talk to as ordinary clinicians in the inpatient department."

"Don't you know the tricks here?" Director Bai said contemptuously, "Some of them must be disguised as medical staff, and even all of them are doctors and nurses, and even people from the nursing department show up. I'm not surprised. Speaking of Dazhi Ah, when you were in school, didn't you take similar exams?"

"I passed the exam, and I was in a hurry."

"That's it. If I were the medical director of the First Affiliated Hospital of Hangzhou Medical University or the vice president in charge of clinical trials, I would definitely not let them really contact patients." Director Bai said with a slight smile, "Of course, Ji Except Xiang."

"Do you think Jixiang can have any new performances in this issue?"

"Outpatient clinic, nothing special. Do you expect Jixiang to perform a peeling bag in the outpatient clinic? He can do it, and he can do it well, but he can't let it out, and he can't do it in the middle of the night."

When the two lived in the dormitory, they had to listen to cross talk before going to bed. When it was time, they said something that the TV station would not allow to broadcast. This old meme has been integrated into their blood.

"Hahaha." Director Liu laughed, "Don't make trouble, that thing won't be on the TV show."

"Every time I go to the outpatient clinic, I have to avoid your urology clinic. The crying of the child peeling the bag is too shrill to hear." Director Bai said, "Look at it."

After a few more minutes of commercials, the show finally started.

Pure water and beverages were placed in the review room, probably from newly joined sponsors.

"Old Bai, do you still watch the NBA?"

"I haven't watched it for a long time."

"The commercials in the Penguin NBA live broadcast room are really outrageous." Director Liu said.

"It doesn't matter what you put on, as long as you give me money." Director Bai didn't mind.

Without money, how can such an exquisite animation be produced?

With no money, how can a rush-produced program keep improving?
As long as you give money, it doesn't matter what you put on the table.As long as the money is enough, it doesn't matter if the manufacturer's urn is placed on the display.

Watching the guests chatting, Director Liu felt a little sleepy. He yawned, "Old Bai, how much do you think Professor Shen will pay for being a special guest?"

"Hundreds of thousands. It can't be compared with celebrities, but it is much more than surgery."

The conclusion is a bit ridiculous, but it's the truth.

On the screen, the bald-headed host tilted his mouth and asked, "Mr. Shen, why don't you say that the hospital doesn't have a 24-hour outpatient clinic?"

"Yes." Professor Shen said, "Maybe it's called another name—emergency."

"..." The bald host laughed, trying to resolve his embarrassment.

Professor Shen's answer seems to be different from his own question, but it seems to be the case.

"Actually, if there is a 24-hour outpatient clinic, the demand for doctors must at least triple. It is difficult to train a doctor. If it is possible, it is best not to bother."

"I heard that training a pilot requires gold of the same height, so what about training a mature doctor?"

"What is needed is..." Professor Shen hesitated for a moment, but didn't say the next thing.

"It takes human life."

Director Bai, who was watching a variety show, said directly.

"Which doctor didn't do anything wrong when he was young." Director Liu picked up his glass and drank a glass of wine, "When I first went to work, one of the first ten patients I managed was a patient with liver cancer. My family carefully told me Don't let the patient know."

"I'm sure it's okay. After get off work, I saw the patient's family members chatting with the patient in the corridor. I just said that you were discussing going to the imperial capital for liver cancer surgery."

"After I said this, I was stunned. What did it feel like? It seemed like a thunderbolt fell from the sky and hit my head. My limbs were numb, especially my hands."

"You are so stupid." Director Bai said contemptuously.

"You're young, I can't help it, and I don't have that consciousness." Director Liu sighed, "At that time, the family members of the patient wanted to hit me, so I ran away. The patient was discharged later, and I don't know which hospital he went to. Looking back now , I feel sorry for the patient and the family of the patient.”

"Doctors grow up by constantly making mistakes, the difference lies in the number of mistakes made." Director Bai said.

"Old Bai, what about you?"

"Me? How could I make mistakes like you mortals."

Director Liu laughed out loud, and continued watching TV without refuting Director Bai's words.

The guests chatted for a few minutes, and the roll call started clearly. The first content of today's program is that the interns go out to the clinic.

The audience didn't know that Director Fan reversed the order, put the operation in the back, and let the interns go out of the clinic first.

It doesn't matter if the order is out of order, the audience can't see it.

Several interns appeared on the stage in turn, and the first patient appeared, Director Bai burst out laughing when he saw it.

"At first glance, it's the head nurse of the ward." Director Liu smiled.

"I guess it's the head nurse of the outpatient clinic." Director Bai said lightly, "Some official authority, but not the domineering posture of the head nurse of the ward."

Domineering, Director Liu understands this.

The larger the tertiary hospital, the greater the rights of the head nurse.

Like the head nurse under Director Liu, he is the only one who can take care of it, and the other professors who lead the group will be humble when they meet the head nurse.

Arrangement of beds is the right of the head nurse.

Although it is not difficult to lead the professor at ordinary times, it is only a trivial matter to make the professor feel uncomfortable in special circumstances.

Even if he quarreled with Director Liu, he had to discipline the professors, because the head nurse helped him carry a lot of things.

The head nurse is responsible for recording the entry and exit of high-value consumables.

The head nurse of the outpatient clinic has less power and belongs to the place for the elderly.

Although the "female patient" in the show deliberately concealed it, Director Liu and Director Bai were very familiar with the aura that appeared inadvertently.

This cannot be faked.

Sure enough, the intern had no power to resist in front of the "patient" pretended by the head nurse, and was embarrassed when asked.

The head nurse had never eaten pork and seen pigs run away. The average little doctor was no match at all, let alone the few interns in the program group.

This is a popular part of making the interns embarrassing, in order to improve everyone's awareness of a qualified doctor.

They worked so hard, and they were all excellent students who graduated from well-known universities, but once they came to the clinic, they showed their true colors.

The camera flashed, and Zhao Mengmeng's nervous face appeared.And beside her, Ji Xiang's sunny smile suddenly appeared.

(End of this chapter)