Doctor of Healing

Chapter 356 Love Paranoia

The next day.

In the morning, Ji Xiang returned to the Department of Urology for partial nephrectomy.

Director Liu is basically in a state of giving up on Ji Xiang. He comes to the operating room to check the patient's information, then brushes his hands and puts on his clothes but does not go on stage, and sits in the corner "lazy".

"Director Liu, you're really playing tricks." Seeing that Ji Xiang and Zhao Zhe had undergone surgery, the patrol nurse chatted with Director Liu very easily.

"Ham, you have to trust young people." Director Liu said very easily, "Besides, I'm still following, what they do can escape my discernment."

"What's the matter, you don't even want to watch it?" Of course the itinerant nurse didn't believe it. Director Liu is just a bad old man with a fart eye.

"Of course, Xiao Zhao is our doctor now." Director Liu said, "It's just that the level is not enough. After the paper is published, the hardware is enough to be promoted to the deputy chief physician, so I don't have to follow."

"What's so good about surgery? I'm old, and I always feel that my eyes are not enough when I'm doing separation." Director Liu smiled, without hiding anything, and said bluntly, "The task now is to train young people."

"How come, you are still old and strong."

"Yes, people have to accept their old age." Director Liu smiled, "Besides, working every day is not as comfortable as strolling around to watch the excitement."

"Watch the fun?" The anesthesiologist looked at Director Liu.

"There are few surgeries recently, so I hurry up to get dental implants." Director Liu touched his cheek and said, "I went to get dental implants the day before yesterday, and I heard a patient inside crying for pain, and that was loud."

"Same, I tremble when I hear the sound of the electric drill in the dental department, and I am allergic." The anesthesiologist laughed.

Director Liu knew that he didn't understand what he was going to say, so he continued to preach, "I didn't hear the sound right. The stomatology department, Xiao Li, you must seldom go."

"Yeah, I haven't been there, what's the problem?" the anesthesiologist was surprised.

"Patients in the department of stomatology complain of pain when their teeth are repaired... Think about it, how can you shout when the electric drill is in your mouth? The voice must be unclear and vague, as if there is a mouthful of water in your mouth, and you can spray it at any time. As if on the face."

"Yeah!" The anesthesiologist immediately realized, "Why can you hear what she said, Director Liu?"

"I was also curious at the time, so I went in and took a look. A female patient was holding a mobile phone in her hand. It was probably a recording, and the volume was turned up to the maximum. If she felt a little uncomfortable, she pressed the recording, and then 'yelled' out."

"I'm going, are you so smart?!" The anesthesiologist laughed after being surprised.

Director Liu smiled, glanced at the laparoscopic TV, and saw that Ji Xiang was agile in his hands and feet, ready to wander away during the chat, so he stood up and walked behind Ji Xiang.

"Director Liu, you have opened your eyes."

"Open your eyes, that's the anorectal department. Although they all lead to sewers, we are different." Director Liu said with a smile.

"..."

"..."

The anesthetist and the itinerant nurse looked at each other.

All the doctors in the Department of Urology, including Mo Chenggui, who seemed honest and honest, were all rogues.

Their cognition is completely different from that of normal people, and even normal words from their mouths appear to be hooligans.

Tang Yan stared at Ji Xiang's hand, without looking at the endoscope screen, handed the special electric burner to the first assistant Zhao Zhe and asked, "Director Liu, this should be a rather strange patient."

"Wonderful? This is not considered." Director Liu said, "I met a patient when I was young, and now I have lingering fears when I think about it."

That's what he said, but Director Liu immediately thought of the patient who was about to die.

If you recall carefully, the patients infected with tetanus should be the strangest.Whether it's symptoms or anything else, it doesn't look any different from being possessed by an evil spirit.

In particular, the patient's forearm seemed to be "bent" off by someone.

Thinking of this, Director Liu shuddered.

"Director Liu, you are so scared." Tang Yan stared at Ji Xiang's hand, noticed Director Liu's movements from the corner of his eyes, and asked curiously.

"Ha, do you know that there is a disease called love paranoia?"

"Sounds familiar." Tang Yan frowned slightly.

"Director Liu meant to lick the dog." Ji Xiang translated while performing the operation.

"Do the surgery well, fast and steady, don't chat with me." Tang Yan reprimanded, and then asked, "Director Liu, is Ji Xiang right?"

"That's almost what it means." Director Liu said, "It was more than 20 years ago. There was a senior brother two years older than me in the department who admitted a patient with urinary calculus. Discharge."

"At that time, it was all public expenses, and it didn't cost money to be hospitalized. There was no habit of driving people away, so everyone didn't think it was strange. At that time, this kind of behavior was called taking a sick number."

Tang Yan had never heard of the word "inpatient" before. Her eyelashes flickered and she almost touched the sterile cap.

"We were doing ward rounds, and I was chatting with my brother, and I could always see her by the side. One morning, when she came up, she hugged that brother."

"So direct?" Tang Yan was surprised.

"Brother was shocked, his little face was whiter than paper, hahaha." Director Liu said with a smile, "Later we went to explain to the patient that brother already had a girlfriend and was planning to get married. , won't like her. Please forgive me if there is any misunderstanding."

"and then?"

"The patient said that he didn't like her because the brother was too embarrassed to admit it, and she knew exactly what the brother was thinking."

"Tsk tsk, this is a standard dog licking." Tang Yan was amazed.

"It's very troublesome to meet this kind of patient, how to solve it." The anesthesiologist said.

"Yes, later the patient simply blocked the door. The director forced the patient to leave the hospital, but it still didn't work. He often blocked the door and threatened that if the senior brother got married, she would wipe his neck at the wedding ceremony." Director Liu said softly, "That senior brother Unbearable, I finally resigned and went to the south.”

"It's really unlucky to meet such a patient with paranoia." The anesthesiologist said with emotion.

"Unlucky? Shit!" Director Liu cursed.

"Huh? Isn't it unlucky? Director Liu, do you also want to have this kind of affair?" The anesthesiologist was very strange.

"Brother went to Pengcheng. At that time, there was a shortage of people in Pengcheng, so he went to the Central Hospital. The largest one also bought a house when the house price was 2000. Now they have 4 houses in Pengcheng, and they are financially free."

"Look at me again! Let's change it now, and I will definitely agree."

"!!!"

"If you talk about this person, don't panic when you encounter anything. It doesn't matter whether it's good or bad." Director Liu said, "At that time, it was called leaving home, but who the hell knew it was called abandoning the dark and turning to the bright."

"Hahaha."

The door of the operating room opened, and Deng Chaohong appeared at the door.

"Xiaoji, when will the operation end?"

(End of this chapter)