Doctor of Healing

Chapter 241 Blue Ears
"Is Doctor Xiaoji here?"

The door of Director Liu's office was pushed open, and Lu Gang hurried in.

"Old Lu, why are you in a hurry, take it easy." Director Liu sat leisurely on the chair and looked at Lu Gang with a smile.

"Dr. Xiaoji, the operation you performed just now went so smoothly. It's not that difficult. Is the operation so simple that a dog can do it?" Lu Gang asked directly, simply, and tendentiously.

Ji Xiang spread his hands and looked up at the sky.

It is reasonable to say that this person was kicked to the medical office. He didn't understand the most basic human relations, so he came here and asked himself directly if it was not difficult.

And the last sentence... Ji Xiang thought of the silly roe deer.

"Of course." Director Liu chuckled, "Old Lu, those journal papers you read are all nonsense. The operation itself is simple, and I can do it with my eyes closed."

"You?" Lu Gang squinted at Director Liu, "Bleeding from the hand, and you're still bragging here."

Director Liu blushed, but he was thick-skinned and pretended nothing had happened, "Xiaoji caused the bleeding, so what does it have to do with me, you read it wrong. Besides, I'm not better than a dog."

Ji Xiang watched Director Liu's nonsense. If he hadn't performed the operation dozens of times and had just finished it himself, he would have believed it.

"Huh? Really?" Lu Gang was deceived by Director Liu. He looked at Director Liu in surprise and tried to recall the operation at that time.

"Of course." Director Liu said, "How simple is the operation? You know what surgery Dr. Guipei can perform in the medical office."

"I know, the gastrointestinal tract can be treated with appendectomy, and at most it can be treated with hernia surgery."

"Yes, the surgical treatment of huge hydronephrosis is equivalent to gastrointestinal appendicitis and hernia in our urology department. Even, the level is slightly lower. Old Lu, you read the literature every day, and you were deceived by the literature."

Director Liu joked.

If he has revenge, he will report it back. Before Lu Gang hurt him, he said that the operation would definitely not work, so he reported it back immediately.

"..."

This is true, as long as Lu Gang is not a fool, he will definitely not believe it.

"Bullshit."

"You just watched Xiaoji complete the operation. What's the nonsense? By the way, I didn't let go completely. I kept holding the mirror. If Xiaoji makes any mistakes in the operation, I will take over immediately."

"Uh."

Lu Gang's mind was dizzy.

Ji Xiang snickered, he knew Director Liu was either stealing credit or teasing Lu Gang.

"The operation is indeed..."

Before Director Liu finished speaking, Lu Gang's cell phone rang.

"Hey?"

"Oh, what? Blue ears? Are you a human doctor or a veterinarian? Blue ear is also called porcine reproductive and respiratory syndrome. It's a disease seen by veterinarians. It has nothing to do with the human doctors of our Second Affiliated Hospital."

"Why do I understand? Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running? What are you all doing?"

"go immediately."

Lu Gang hung up the phone and said angrily, "Now the medical level of our Second Affiliated Hospital is really getting worse and worse. That's it, every day there are five people and six people saying that they are awesome."

"Old Lu, that's amazing. He even knows about porcine reproductive and respiratory syndrome." Director Liu was really convinced this time, the kind who threw himself into the ground.

"My family used to raise pigs. I saw it when I was a child. The veterinarian said so." Lu Gang said angrily, "People don't have blue ears."

"Which department will be consulted?"

"Second Brother Monkey."

Lu Gang said a homophonic stalk to show his contempt for ENT.

"Go and have a look."

Ji Xiang's heart moved, "Mr. Lu, can I take a look with you?"

"What's so interesting, you don't even know how unreliable the clinician is. I guess the patient is wearing a blue hat and the color is fading."

"..."

Ji Xiang spread his hands.

"Doctor Xiaoji, don't you believe it. You thought it was said in the cross talk and the jokes. The balls changed color, but it turned out to be the color of the underwear, right?" Lu Gang said as he walked away, Ji Xiang and Director Liu made a gesture, Director Liu smiled and waved.

"This kind of thing is very common in clinics, and it's not a big deal at all." Lu Gang babbled, "Some doctors don't even wipe it off with gloves on. If they see the color is wrong, they will go to a consultation and wait for me to scold them."

"Ms. Lu, you..."

"What about me?" Lu Gang turned his head and stared at Ji Xiang, "You want to say that I have a bad temper?"

"Why are you so interested in huge hydronephrosis?" Ji Xiang asked.

Lu Gang looked Ji Xiang up and down, very seriously, for 2 seconds.

"The book says that this disease is very difficult, but you, a small-scale Pearson, performed well. By the way, Director Bai went to adjust the video of your laparoscopic operation. I think there is something wrong."

"Recording?"

"It is said that there is some kind of surgery competition recently, and Director Bai wants to accumulate information. But don't get too hopeful, I think he just wants to see, and the most likely thing is to ask Director Liu for surgery."

Director Bai really has vision, Ji Xiang thought with a smile.

"Blue ears, I think they look like blue ears." Lu Gang scolded and walked quickly to the ENT department.

"Old Lu, you're here, help me take a look, take a look." A middle-aged female doctor stood in the corridor waiting for Lu Gang, and when she saw him rushing in, she immediately said apologetically.

It seems to be different from what Lu Gang described.

"What about the patient?"

"In the disposal room."

Lu Gang didn't talk nonsense, and hurried into the disposal room.

A female patient in her 20s was sitting on the bed in the treatment room with a look of panic.

She doesn't look like a real person, but a paper figure in Two-dimensional.

The ears are a bit pointed, but not too pointed, and the color is abnormal, showing a faint blue.

"Huh?" Lu Gang was taken aback, it was different from what he had imagined.

"Have the ears always been this color?" Lu Gang asked.

"No, doctor." The female patient said timidly, "I caught a cold a few days ago, and after taking some medicine, my ears kept hurting and the color changed."

Lu Gang tore off a pair of sterile gloves, put them on directly, and tore off a bag of iodophor cotton balls to wipe the female patient's ears.

"pain!"

The female patient shuddered.

"It's really not fading." After confirming, Lu Gang took off his gloves and threw them into the medical waste bin.

"Old Lu, don't let the head nurse see it, it's all cost." The professor of the otolaryngology department watched with eyelids twitching.

"Cut." Lu Gang said contemptuously, "Can it still be used after washing?"

Ji Xiang suddenly thought of turning over the used condom and using it again. He didn't know whether Mr. Lu Gang Lu was just playing tricks or he really did it clinically.

But probably not, if this saves costs, it may cause infection, spread and so on.

"Weird, tell me carefully what's going on." Lu Gang looked the female patient up and down, and finally his eyes fell on the blue ears.

The long hair on his forehead has fallen down, and it looks like he has half-curled his eyebrows, which is really funny.

(End of this chapter)