I came to the world of the heavens

Chapter 592

In the noisy market, there are more people than usual because of the market. There are people selling candied haws, pears, and herbs. Dancing, etc., attracted the applause of the crowd...

A thin old man performed acrobatics with his eight-year-old grandson.

The old man clasped his fists and bowed in all directions, and said with a smile: "The old man brought his grandson to Guibao land for the first time, and he was hungry, so he dared to borrow a square inch to practice small juggling for you to see, dare to beg for food money, and see It's lively and lively, if you have money, you can hold a money market, if you don't have money, you can also hold a personal game, the important thing is that everyone has fun!"

That's it for the opening remarks.

He took out a rooster bowl from the burden on the ground, and showed the bottom to the onlookers: "Authentic porcelain bowl!" He slapped it on his belly, let go, and the porcelain bowl was firmly attached to his belly superior!Everyone laughed, thinking that this is a pediatrics, not juggling...

The old man is very thin, but his stomach is a bit round, but this roundness alone can't hold the porcelain bowl, but he did it.

He took out a bamboo stick as thick as an index finger and handed it to everyone, asking them to knock on the porcelain bowl on their stomachs in turn. Listening to the bang sound, they all confirmed the hardness of the porcelain bowl.

A man in the crowd said: "Old man, you have a round stomach and you can suck a porcelain bowl, but do you dare to move? If you take two steps, the porcelain bowl may fall to the ground..."

The old man smiled slightly: "Don't worry, the judge!"

With a light hook on the ground with his foot, he picked up an iron spear and waved it in his hand, like a windmill spinning back and forth, full of power and momentum, not only waving it on the spot, but also waving it while walking, causing people The crowd cheered continuously!Even the man who questioned the old man's incompetence followed suit and called him a master...

The old man's eight-year-old grandson suddenly came up, took off his shirt, exposed his small body, turned a few somersaults on the ground, looked at everyone and said proudly: "Although my grandfather is a qigong expert, he has a good iron gun. , but today I will use the iron cloth shirt that I have practiced for eight years to try whether the iron spear is good or bad!"

This child was braided, red-faced and white-toothed, in stark contrast to his grandfather's skinny appearance. What he said, the onlookers held their stomachs and burst into laughter!

Someone with good intentions said: "You look like a child who is only eight years old. You said that you have practiced iron cloth shirts for eight years. Didn't it start from the mother's womb? Don't speak big words and kill yourself. The tip of the iron spear is polished and sharp. , just touching you can stab your chest and back through!"

The child patted his neck and looked at the old man: "Grandpa, come!"

The old man didn't talk nonsense, with the iron gun in his hand, he swung a few gunshots and stabbed his grandson's throat, and even took a little run-up!This action immediately frightened the surroundings to scream!This is juggling, clearly a murder in the street!
The onlookers soon stopped screaming. The old man's iron spear pierced the child's neck and couldn't penetrate it. It seemed to be pierced on the copper skin and iron bone. The skin was red, but there was no blood...

The onlookers were convinced, and the children immediately picked up the gong and began to ask for money one by one. Those who had money threw a coin or two, and those who had no money began to dodge and retreat out of the crowd!

Bang Dang, someone threw a small piece of broken silver into it. The child looked up and saw a delicate-skinned young man in his mid-twenties, wearing a gray long gown.There was a joyful expression on his face: "Thank you son, thank you son!"

Starting from collecting money, the crowd began to slowly disperse. It is easy to get tired of watching street juggling, especially when you start asking for money...

The old man took the child's gong, poured a dozen copper coins into the purse, saw a piece of broken silver, listened to the child's description, looked at the crowd, it was a young man, and cupped his fists to express his gratitude!They perform here today, and they will leave tomorrow to perform in the next place. They usually don’t stay in one place for long.

The child pulled the old man's sleeve and pointed to the distance: "Grandpa, I want to eat pears to quench my thirst!"

The old man touched the money bag, and put a copper coin in his grandson's hand: "Pick a big one, it will last!" In this season, pears are not very expensive, and you only need a copper coin to get a big one...

The pear seller was a countryman, pushing a cart, gray linen with many patches, and selling them on the street.

At noon at this moment, the scorching sun was in the sky, and the country people were dizzy from the sun, and they couldn't bear to eat a pear. They couldn't help it, but just opened the water bag and took a couple of mouthfuls, then quickly plugged it again!He also admired the old man's performance just now. When he saw a child buying pears, he picked a big one and handed it over. It was not easy to come out to eat.

An old Taoist priest with his luggage on his back came to the cart and stretched out his dirty hands to grab pears: "The old Taoist is so thirsty, give me a pear to quench my thirst..."

When the countryman heard this, he hurriedly took the pear back. He looked the old Taoist up and down. Although the Taoist robe was old, it didn't have a single patch. How could it be possible that there was no copper coin when the luggage was so full?Besides, the meat on the old man's face and arms is more than that of a pear seller!The countryman put the pears back into the wooden cart: "No, no, if you want to eat pears, you can pay for them. If you want one, he will ask for one. Everyone wants to get it for nothing. Who wants to buy pears?"

The old Taoist smiled sarcastically: "That's all, if you don't give it, the old Taoist will plant it himself!"

The countryman crossed his arms and said, "Oh, if you have the ability to grow it yourself, then I will learn more!"

The old Taoist looked around for a while, picked up a pear pit from the ground, and shouted to the people on the street: "The old Taoist wants to grow a pear, who can borrow a pot of water, and later I will give you juicy and juicy pears!"

A small vendor heard this and immediately ran over with a water bag.

Who doesn't like free things, passers-by immediately came to watch, three floors inside and three floors outside, the water was not leaking, the old Taoist stood inside and found a piece of soil to bury the pear core in, poured water, kept pulling his hands in the air, and shouted Said: "Li'er, Li'er will grow up quickly..."

The countryman also squeezed in the crowd to watch, his pupils constricted, and he saw saplings bursting out of the soil, growing up, blossoming and bearing fruit, and they were covered with big pears in just a few breaths!

The Taoist priest picked a pear himself, took a bite, and it was really refreshing and juicy, with a lingering fragrance in his mouth. He laughed: "Whoever sees it has a share, the pears of the old way don't need money, come and come, quench your thirst, come and quench your thirst! "

Juggling grandpas and grandchildren also stood in the crowd.

The grandson also wants to go up and pick two free pears to eat, but there is no way, these big pears are really good!
Unexpectedly, the old man grabbed his grandson by the neck and said in a low voice, "If you want to eat pears, I'll buy them for you, but you can't eat the pears from this tree, and neither can grandpa!"

The grandson didn't know why, so the old man tried to fit his figure into the crowd as much as possible, with a complicated complexion, he looked at the old man standing under the pear tree and shook his head: "Just remember that everything you get, you have to get it yourself, don't be cheap. occupy!"

Under the generous invitation of the old Taoist, the onlookers wanted to go forward to pick pears. The old Taoist laughed and turned around and squeezed out the crowd to leave. Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, he heard all kinds of screams behind him!When he looked back, his face froze, and he saw the tree full of pears, as if it had come to life, vigorously shaking the branches, the pears danced around like fists, people couldn't dodge, and were beaten by the pears!
The countryman fled after him, and found that all his pear carts were missing, and a plank was missing from the cart. Only then did he realize that he had been hit by a spell, and hurriedly shouted: "This Taoist priest turned my pears into trees! My pears are gone!" , pears!"

"Ah, that old man tricked us with sorcery!"

"beat him!"

People were beaten even if they didn't take advantage of it, and their anger rose!On weekdays, when encountering this kind of Taoist monk who knows magic, the common people will basically be afraid, but now there are so many people, they gather together and walk towards the old way with big strides. I'm afraid it won't be easy to start!

(End of this chapter)