I came to the world of the heavens

Chapter 576 civet cat for prince

Boss Hu was stunned by Chen Shishi's sudden words, and he almost didn't react, his face was immediately filled with a smile, and he said with a heavy accent: "Oh, look at what this distinguished guest said, Guigui Of course, only distinguished guests can appreciate the items, come with me, all the treasures are here..."

He went to the side and lifted a curtain, behind which was a staircase going down, and there was a basement in the shop.

Chen Shishi looked at the structure of the curtain. If a stranger came over and pushed the curtain and walked over, he would definitely fall on his back. If it was placed in...in India, the shopkeeper would have to pay for his underpants.

Seeing that Boss Hu was in high spirits, Chen Kangtai hurriedly went down and grabbed his arm and whispered, "Silly hat, this is not a distinguished guest. He is from mainland China, and he doesn't have much money in his pocket. I guess he wants to stay here through travel." We Hong Kong Island! Don't let people fool you around..."

Boss Hu's face turned from sunny to cloudy, and he turned around abruptly, and then the cloudy turned to sunny again. Without him, Chen Shishi opened his suit to reveal the banknotes that were stuffed in the inner pockets that were about to burst.

When Chen Kangtai saw the pile of banknotes that were so thick that they would explode in his pockets, his eyes were protruding. He adjusted his glasses, walked over with a smile and said, "I remember your surname is Chen, it is written in the information, Chen San , Mr. Chen San, I just looked down on people with dog eyes, please don't take it to heart..."

Chen Shishi casually took out a one hundred bill and put it in Boss Hu's hand: "When I'm looking at things, I don't like people making noise next to me. Do you know what I mean?"

Boss Hu stuffed the banknotes into his pocket nonchalantly, and stretched out his hand to pull Chen Kangtai out: "My good brother, this time you feel a little wronged, and my brother will definitely remember you well. We will calculate the head money this time... "

Chen Kangtai's heart was pierced by a knife, and he turned his head three times at every step. Seeing Chen Shishi wandering around, he couldn't help but feel even more painful. The most painful thing in the world is seeing his friends make money more uncomfortable than himself not making money.

There are many seemingly ancient gadgets in the basement. When Chen started the company, a partner played with this thing, but the water in this line is too deep. The partner bought it fried, and he couldn’t bear the psychological blow. He wanted to come to the company to talk to him. Borrowing money, he was not here, the more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I jumped off the roof, with a bang, my whole head exploded like an antique I bought.

Chen Chushi is well aware of the dangers involved, and told you that this is something from the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, maybe it was from last week.

Therefore, his purpose was very clear, he didn't care about the authenticity of these antiques at all, his eyes swept around, he just wanted to see where the urinal that lived in the black-hearted ghost outside the horseman was.

Seeing that he had been choosing for a long time, Boss Hu couldn't help but said: "Guest, tell me what type of baby you want, and I'll help you find it."

Chen Shishi smiled and said, "Baby? I think most of these babies are younger than me. Forget it, if the style is good, I can accept it! Boss Hu, are there any antiques that the ancients often used, such as cups and bowls?" Chopsticks, anyway, I use them every now and then or even every day..."

Boss Hu nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, I'll get it!"

He quickly brought several wooden boxes, opened them, and saw jade pendants, jade swords, and a bronze cup.

Chen Chushi each picked it up to look at it and put it down again. When he touched the jade sword, he was stunned for a moment. This thing looked ordinary, but there was a warm feeling in his hands, as if it was not an ordinary object.He will give Boss Hu some more money appropriately, but if the lion speaks loudly, there is no need.

Thinking of this, he covered everything up, and said what he had revised several times in his mind: "Are you going to punish me like this? Can you show me some objects that are more than a hundred years old? If it is not possible, you can move a urinal and let me see it." I also admit..."

Boss Hu thought in his heart that it was really difficult. These two jade wares and wine glasses were indeed only a few decades old. He received them from an old man who made jade wares in the countryside. The old man also said that they were all treasures handed down from his ancestors.He felt that Chen Chushi didn't seem to want to buy anything, so he turned around and took out two things from the cabinet, put them heavily on the table, and opened the cloth on them.

It is a chamber pot with a larger mouth and a smaller mouth.

He crossed his arms and said impatiently: "All my treasures are here, and if I continue to pick and choose, I don't want to receive distinguished guests..."

Chen Shishi looked at the chamber pot on the table, and he was "frozen", and then he started laughing, crackling the joints of his hands: "Boss Hu, you are really kind, this is the first time I have I met someone who challenged me like this! I appreciate your courage and approach, how much are two jade wares and two chamber pots, let me ask you a price!"

Boss Hu was overjoyed and said: "The honored guest is so refreshing, so I should also be refreshing. These four things, one is [-], and four are [-]!"

Chen Shishi: "Four hundred!"

Boss Hu: "..."

His head crashed suddenly, something seemed to be spinning in his mind, and he let out a breath after a while: "Guest, you can tip 100 yuan at any time, it's not impossible to bargain, but it's too much to cut off my carotid artery That's it! Take a step back for one person like this, [-] yuan, cut in half, and you take the [-] yuan!"

Chen Shishi: "1000 yuan!"

Boss Hu: "Deal!" He packed the four items extremely quickly and put them in Chen Shishi's hand: "I'm very happy that we have reached a deal. You can pay by card or cash."

On the bus, Chen Chuchu was still holding a big bag of things, and he hadn't recovered from the distraction. There was a reason for him to bargain.

Chen Kangtai had already gone to Ah San's shop with a carload of people, and the head fee was [-] yuan per person, which was several hundred or nearly a thousand yuan.

When I arrived at Boss Hu's side, it should be the same. In the end, Boss Hu used a urinal to prevaricate. Guessing that these things don't cost much, it's enough to chop a few knives. Unexpectedly, I took three things for 1000 yuan!The profit of this thing is bigger than expected, he can understand the mood of the partner jumping off the building a little bit...

night.

hotel.

Chen Chushi looked at the room that could only be lived in with extra money, sat on the bed and took out the small jade sword, infused with mana, the jade sword emitted a faint green light, and stroked lightly on the piece of paper with the round sword tip, the round sword tip easily wiped the paper The film is cut!When the protagonist of the story encounters a treasure while visiting an antique shop, he unexpectedly bumps into it.With the constant infusion of mana, the little jade sword turned green even in his hair, except that its color became greener and greener. The sharpness remained the same. It could cut paper but not metal. It was not as sharp as a golden sword.

Put away the little jade sword and take out the chamber pot with a bigger mouth.

He turned on the mineral water and poured it in. Some water went in, but there was no sound of water. It was amazing. After a while, there seemed to be a yawning sound.

I saw a hand stretched out suddenly to grab Chen Shishi's nose, but Chen Shishi's move was faster. He grabbed the wrist of this hand and pulled out a red-nosed man in the red robe of the God of Wealth and an official hat on his head. Round-faced old man!The round-faced old man fell to the ground and yelled, "Who are you, how dare you throw me!"

This round-faced old man is the benevolent Ma Yuanwai who was sentenced to become a black-hearted ghost by the Netherworld...

Chen Shishi started straight to the point and said: "Besides Ma Yuan, you are kind-hearted, and you can't bear to hurt other people's lives for the chance of reincarnation, and you sealed yourself in a urinal for a hundred years. This kind of heart is admirable!"

Ma Yuanwai was a little surprised and said, "How do you know about me? Are you a relative of the judge?"

Chen Shishi said with a smile: "It's just a coincidence to know these things, but I'm just very puzzled. Since ancient times, there has indeed been a balance of yin and yang in the world, and there is a constant cycle of ebb and flow, but there is no such thing as a balance of good and evil. According to the saying, both good and evil arise from the heart, what is evil and what is good, the standard is nothing more than good for those who are kind to oneself, and evil for those who are evil to themselves.”

Ma Yuanwai also studied, but he could no longer get in after passing the examination of a scholar, but he has been studying for a long time, and he doesn't want to bother with the examination of fame when he is old. Because of the exhaustion of the boat and the car, he died on the road.Chen Shishi's words were still understandable.

He was no longer annoyed by being called out and fell to the ground in his sleep. He got up from the ground and clasped his fists: "I am not talented. My surname is Ma and my name is Lu Yuan. He was a scholar during the Tongzhi period. After that, he failed many times in the township examinations, so he switched to business! Keeping in mind the teachings of his parents, he built bridges and paved roads to do good deeds to accumulate virtue. In the end, he died because he was crushed to death by a hundred-jin plaque to save a child.

After death, I thought I would be able to reincarnate smoothly with a good family in the next life with my merits. Unexpectedly, the Nether Adjudicator told me and another ghost that we did too many good deeds during our lifetime, and they were all abuses without asking why. I turned into a good person and made the balance between good and evil, so I turned that ghost and I into black-hearted evil ghosts, and we had to go to the human world to kill nine greedy people's lives before we could reincarnate..."

Why did you open your mouth and tell the whole thing?
Lu Yuan, a horseman and foreigner, likes to do good deeds, but he has also been in business all his life, so his mind is naturally flexible. This young man woke him up from the urinal with cold water, and was not afraid of scratching him, but pulled him out of the urinal instead!He knew that Ma Luyuan was a ghost, but there was no panic on his face. Instead, he told the things he encountered in the Netherworld like a few treasures.

Therefore, it is conceivable that this young man is a master and cannot be offended. Everyone knows it, so it is better to explain it in detail...

Chen Shishi asked directly: "Ma Luyuan, you have done good deeds all your life, but after you die, you are asked to kill others. Why don't you do it?"

Ma Luyuan showed a tangled look on his face: "I...be kind to others, form good ties, and get good fruits. This is my belief throughout my life. How can I be so cruel to harm others! If I can be so cruel, why should I hide in the small room? What about in the small urinal? Sigh, now that I’m awakened by you, I can feel that the time limit is short, and if it doesn’t hurt anyone, let alone reincarnation, even ghosts can’t do it..."

Chen Shichu smiled and said, "Are you going to do it?"

Ma Luyuan lowered his head in shame and said: "The judge is the Yin official of the underworld, and what he said represents the meaning of the underworld. If the balance of good and evil is really the law of heaven and earth, I follow the rules of heaven and earth in order to survive. It seems...it seems to be true. Not too much."

He hadn't heard Chen Shishi speak for a long time, thinking that the other party looked down on him, and smiled wryly: "I was born as an ordinary person, and my busy life is as fast as an ant. It's in accordance with God's will, I suspected for a moment that the judge was lying to me!"

Chen Shishi looked at Ma Luyuan's pained appearance, his left hand formed a seal, and the five fingers of his right hand stretched and pierced into his left chest. He chanted a mantra and pulled it out hard, pulling out a pitch-black heart from Ma Luyuan's body in a ghost state!The whole body of the heart is pitch black, but you can vaguely see the blood-colored veins stretching and beating...

Black, black heart!

Ma Luyuan saw that the black heart planted in him by the judge was easily dug out, and his head went blank: "People have no heart to live?"

Chen Shishi carefully sensed the beating of the black heart, put it away, used the body skill, and watched Ma Luyuan's appearance change suddenly, two more Ma Luyuan came out of the room...

Ma Luyuan found that his red nose had returned to its original color, and the feeling that the end was approaching had disappeared, so he immediately bowed to Chen Shishi: "Thank you for your help, it's just... the expert turned into me, What are you going to do?" He has already escaped the control of the black heart, and he will not disappear as a fart if he does bad things. If he can only be reincarnated by doing bad things, he might as well not reincarnate. How can he disperse on his own when he gets tired of wandering around the world like a ghost? Not at ease?

Chen Shishi resumed his original appearance, and said with a solemn expression: "I am a cultivator. The teaching of my master is to kill evil and eliminate evil, and to uphold justice! Now I accidentally learned that the Nether Realm actually requires ghosts to do evil in order to be reincarnated. There must be something abnormal. Demon, I can't swagger into the Netherworld to investigate the situation, so I need to have a suitable identity."

Ma Luyuan understood: "The expert wants to use my body appearance to go to the nether world to find out!"

Chen Shishi hummed: "In order to avoid showing my feet, I need to seal you in the spell for 30 days during the period when I borrow your identity. Once the time is up, the talisman paper will automatically become invalid if I don't solve it! I will compensate you..."

Ma Luyuan was too lonely hiding in the urinal. His hard work all his life was said to be wrong and completely denied. This kind of feeling is very uncomfortable. Now it is very difficult for someone to tell him that his previous efforts may not be wrong, wrong It's this world, it's the yin official who tried hard to cross him!
He was emotional: "It doesn't matter, a hundred years have survived in the urinal, so what is the mere 30 days in the talisman paper?"

As an ordinary little ghost, where is the Netherworld, any small disturbance can make him fly away!With the support of an expert, besides explaining all the things he knows as information, the greatest help he can give is not to make trouble...

The next day, when the tour group assembled, Chen Kangtai found no trace of Chen Shishi in the hotel room, but instead found a letter and a few banknotes on the bed, meaning don’t worry, he, Chen Shishi, likes to wander freely, and within a few days Will be back, a few banknotes to help him gag for two days...

In front of a small stall of curry fish balls on the side of the street.

Chen Shishi took a string of curry fish balls from the vendor and bit into two, and said with a smile, "Boss, it would be better if the curry flavor was stronger..."

With a cigarette in his mouth, the vendor casually stirred in the pot with scissors in his hand, flicked his hair, and said in a flowing manner: "Grass, Brother Wufly is just selling casually. Selling curry fish balls? Even if I sell fish balls today, I can still sell missiles in the Middle East tomorrow!"

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