I came to the world of the heavens

Li Sanqian begged almost humbly, and Chen Shishi confirmed his guess. He smiled and said, "I understand what you mean, but don't worry, show me the vegetarian dishes, I won't eat them..."

Having said so much, Li Sanqian had nothing to say, so he had to bring the vegetarian dishes over from the wooden cart.

Li Sanqian pushed the cart and continued to distribute meals.

Sitting in the prison cell, Chen Shishi reached into his pocket and took out a box of silver needles. He took out one and stuck it in a vegetable dish a few times. The silver needles turned black at a speed visible to the naked eye. You can really try it out...

Silver needle poison testing is not reliable at all. In ancient times, there were very few poisons that could be tested. Among them, arsenic was more common. Due to the production process, it could not be highly purified, and some sulfides would remain.When the silver needle touches, it will react, and a layer of black will appear on the surface of the silver needle.

He put the vegetables aside.

At the same time, he didn't eat the food that Li Sanqian gave him, but took out a fried chicken leg from his pocket and ate it. Things have become much more convenient since it can be connected to the lounge warehouse in the white wax space.

Chen Shishi finished eating the chicken legs.

Sitting cross-legged, Li Sanqian returned the food to him when he passed by, saying that he had eaten it.

Basically, it was certain that someone in the county government wanted his life. The arrester didn't look like much, and he could only be regarded as an accomplice.

The biggest thing he did in Bei'an County was to pray for rain.

Without the drought, why did the county government react so strongly? Did it block some way of making money?

As the night deepened, the prisoners and guards in the prison were all asleep. Chen Shishi used his spiritualization skills, and his body became translucent, but he took a step back and went out through the wall to the street outside.

He took out the prop "body" and touched it on his body, the bones made a sound, the flesh and blood moved, and he quickly changed from a young man to an old Taoist priest.

Although the skill of spiritualization is easy to use, it ignores ordinary physical attacks, but the consumption in the process of spiritualization is multiplied and multiplied, so it can only be used at critical moments...

He had a clear goal and went straight to the county government.

The county government office was nearby, and Chen Shishi quickly found it standing on a high place. He entered the backyard in the dark and found the county magistrate sleeping on the bed...

Chen Shishi took out a piece of talisman paper to draw a talisman on the spot, his mana surged, he ignited the talisman paper, and sprinkled the ashes on his face.

The faint movement caused the magistrate to utter a raving. Chen Shishi covered his mouth with his hand, and the magistrate instinctively inhaled through his nostrils. A lot of ashes from the talisman paper were sucked in, and he immediately let out a snoring sound.

With his right hand and sword finger, he drew a few times on the mouth and nose of the magistrate: "The big hole is really mysterious, and the three souls are cultivated, the first soul is separated from the seven souls, the second soul is separated from the mud pill, the third soul is separated from the degree of opening, and the heart is guarded." , keep the gods, all open an account, use me to dream, hurry like a law!"

The county magistrate is a bit old, and he doesn't have a wife and concubine to sleep with. This is also convenient for Chen Chu. He put his forehead close to the county magistrate, clasping his hands with his fingers: "Dream!"

In the boundless sea of ​​clouds, there is a mountain peak that breaks through the sea of ​​clouds.

There was singing on the top of the mountain.

It turned out that there was a resplendent palace on the top of the mountain. An old man was sitting under a huge jujube tree at the entrance of the palace. He was wearing a snow-white gown and tied his hair in a bun. , eyes blurred, under him is a rocking chair made of vines.

"I am the magistrate of Bei'an County. I met a fairy and got an elixir. My lifespan is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, surpassing the magistrate and the emperor's old man. Alas, they can't live forever, but I can become a fairy, alas... Haha! After killing the Yao Dao, I can do meritorious service. I can move mountains and fill the seas. Then I can kill the Dragon King, swallow the Dragon Pill, and ascend to heaven to be God..."

The incoherent ditties and nondescript accents sound extremely weird.

The old man was none other than Zhao Shunfeng, the magistrate of the county. He sang and sang, his whole body floated: "From now on, the Jade Emperor's surname will not be Zhang, but my surname will be Zhao. Zhao Shunfeng is the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor is me, Zhao Shunfeng... Ha Ha ha!"

Zhao Shunfeng danced and danced, his voice became louder and louder, and his spirit was extremely excited.

"Zhao Shunfeng, you speak out loud and blaspheme the gods, and you still want to be the Jade Emperor?"

A sudden voice startled Zhao Shunfeng.

He fell from the air with the chair and fell heavily on the ground. It hurt so much, but it didn't seem to hurt.

Looking at the sea of ​​clouds in the distance, and looking at the magnificent palace behind him, isn't this the scene of becoming a fairy that I have always dreamed of?Zhao Shunfeng's consciousness has become much clearer, but it is impossible to become a fairy with a Shouyuan Pill!
He should be dreaming.

I stretched out my hand and pinched my leg hard, but it didn't hurt, and I rotated it, but it still didn't hurt...

A voice came from the air: "Zhao Shunfeng, are you guilty?"

Zhao Shunfeng followed the voice and saw an old man with white hair and beard standing on a white cloud holding a whisk, looking down at him.

"Xiaguan... No, the villain doesn't know what the crime is."

"You just blasphemed the gods and the Jade Emperor, and you have violated the rules of heaven! I will send you to reincarnation, reincarnated as a beast to eliminate your sins, and you can become a human again after ninety-nine 81 times."

"Ah? No, I'm dreaming. My mind is confused for a moment. I can't take it seriously. Why is it such a serious crime?"

Zhao Shunfeng's hands and feet trembled, his body lay on the ground, and his hands and feet were close together: "Shangxian, please forgive me, I have the Dragon King to lead the way, and I will be on the fairy road soon, maybe you and I will become colleagues and hold our hands high..."

The old god stared at him: "The Dragon King is protecting you? Seriously? To be honest, if there is even a single lie, you will be struck with a thunderbolt, and your soul will be scattered and you will not be able to reincarnate..."

Zhao Shunfeng kowtowed non-stop: "Yes, the unruly people in Bei'an County angered the Dragon King, and they were punished by half a year of drought! A few days ago, a demon came to force rain on the unreasonable people, and the Dragon King was furious, and asked me to force the demon out of Bei'an County When things are done, allow me the elixir to help me prolong my life and become a fairy."

The old fairy: "..."

He was Chen Chushi who came here in a dream. He thought it would take a lot of trouble, but the county magistrate said it himself.

This prison disaster, I thought it was a move for the interests of the county magistrate, but I didn't expect it to have something to do with the Dragon King!Are those black loaches really unwilling to cherish the opportunity! ! !
God has the virtue of good life, as long as it is not irretrievably treacherous and evil, Chen Shichu is still willing to give the other party a chance, since he must go on the evil way, don't blame Taoist Lei Fa for being too strong!

He looked down at Zhao Shunfeng from a high position, and lightly waved the whisk in his hand: "Immortals are certainly important, but the common people are equally important. As a county magistrate, he doesn't know how to love the people, but only knows how to become an immortal. You have become a demon, do you know that!"

In the next second, the fairyland dream suddenly became a ghost land, going up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil, some ghosts took a saw and sawed people open, and even put people into a millstone to grind them into blood...

Black and white Wuchang floated over, the iron chain in his hand rattled, and Hei Wuchang made a dull voice: "Zhao Shunfeng, all the bad things you have done are already in the judge's book, now I will take you to have a look."

Bai Wuchang waved the mourning stick in his hand: "No need to do this, just send it to the oil pan to fry a few times, so as not to run back and forth."

The chains were put on Zhao Shunfeng, and his nose burst into tears: "Grandpa Bai, Grandpa Hei, I was wrong. I shouldn't have searched for people's fat and people's ointment, and I shouldn't have arrested that Taoist priest in order to become immortal! I shouldn't do anything, what should I do?" I will change, I beg the two grandpas to let me go, as long as I return to Yangjian, I will change my mind and become a county magistrate who truly loves the people like a son..."

Black and white are impermanent and indifferent.

Zhao Shunfeng thought of the high and mighty old fairy, and when he looked back, he was still there, his head knocking on the ground like a pile driver.

Chen Chushi had seen people kowtow, but he had never seen such a kowtow. He felt that the time was right, and he said leisurely: "Zhao Shunfeng, you are an official only for yourself and not for the people, and there are unjust, false and wrongly decided cases. Will you be convicted? If you return to Yangjian, can you really love the people as you said?"

Is there really a chance to go back to the human world?

Zhao Shunfeng nodded repeatedly and said yes.

Chen Shishi hummed: "Everything in the world has a silver lining, so I'll give you this silver lining!"

As his words fell, hell disappeared, black and white impermanence disappeared, and even the original mountains, clouds, and palaces all disappeared, leaving only endless darkness.

In the county government room, Zhao Shunfeng opened his eyes suddenly, and sat up straight from the bed. He panted violently, and wiped his forehead full of cold sweat...

Why do you have such nightmares?

Zhao Shunfeng smelled a stench in the air, opened the quilt and saw that he was incontinent because of the nightmare, and all his urine and urine were stuck in his crotch.

Is the fairy in the dream real or fake?
Thinking of this, I didn't care about the yellow and white things in my crotch, and hurried to the wing room where the Dragon King was enshrined, opened the door, opened the cabinet, burned three sticks of incense and put them on the incense burner, clasped my hands together: "Grandpa Dragon King, I just made I had a nightmare, some gods said that I had done bad things and dragged me into hell.

Is there any misunderstanding in it?Do you know the fairy with white beard and white hair? Can you explain it to the villain? "

The statue of the Dragon King didn't respond, it shouldn't, just asked for a response in the past few days, could it be that he was sleeping?Do fairies sleep too?

Zhao Shunfeng burned three more incense sticks and plugged them in again: "Grandpa Dragon King, please respond, I'm really scared to death, Grandpa Dragon King, please show up quickly, I will have cattle and sheep slaughtered for you at dawn ..."

While he was chattering, the dragon king statue emitted a faint light.

Very good!
Grandpa Dragon King... Huh?

Zhao Shunfeng's eyes changed from full of anticipation to surprise to panic!

Countless tiny textures appeared on the surface of his Grandpa Dragon King statue. It was obviously made of mud, but it cracked and shattered like ceramics!
This……

How is this going?

Zhao Shunfeng was getting old, he was frightened severely in a dream, and when he woke up, he saw the statue of the powerful Dragon Lord shattered, he couldn't stand it physically and mentally, rolled his eyes, fell to the ground and passed out.

There was an eye watching everything in the window of the wing room. It was Chen Shishi. He scratched his cheek, but obviously he didn't do anything. The statue of the Dragon King shattered by itself...

He opened the window and came in. The stench in the air almost smoked the chicken legs out of his stomach. It was cold in the middle of the night. Zhao Shunfeng might die lying on the ground...

Bet that Bei'an County may soon welcome a county magistrate with a conscience discovery.

Chen Shishi tore off the quilt on the bed next to him to wrap Zhao Shunfeng, and threw it on the bed. It doesn't matter if it's dirty or not, it's not all his own product, so don't worry about it...

He left the county government office, stood on the roof of a residential building, and the golden sword fell into the palm of his right hand with a clang!

Niach didn't know how to repent, didn't dare to fight with him, even pretended to be him and killed someone, and even made the county magistrate work together to put him to death!

hit!

There should be such a catastrophe!

Chen Shishi glanced at the houses in the distance.

There were two households that drowned in their homes. He went to the scene to see it.

The Loach Dragon King wanted to kill him, Chen Shishi, but he could bear it, but innocent people died because of his "mercy" for a while, which made the golden sword in Chen Shishi's hand tremble...

Windwalk!

In the dark night, he turned into a phantom and headed towards the river outside Bei'an County!

Outside Bei'an County, the nearly dry river, due to the heavy rain, re-converged the river water, under the river bed, four loaches were lurking in it...

One of the loach moved its body and opened its eyes, only to feel a dull pain in its back.

It stirred up the mud and woke up the other three loaches: "Big brother, second brother, third brother, we have to leave here immediately, that demon has come back to kill us..."

The other three loaches planned to be silent for a while because of Chen Shishi's affairs, and by the way, reflect on what happened because of being disturbed by the youngest at the moment...

Seeing the hatred and panic in the eyes of the youngest, the third child had a very strong premonition in his heart, and he scolded loudly: "The orthodox method cultivated by the Taoist priest can grasp the thunder, and he said he would let us go! Why? You will turn back and kill us, did you use the residual aura of the Dragon King Statue to get out of your body and do something!"

The youngest knew the temper of the third child, and would not leave unless he spoke, so he gritted his teeth and said, "We finally obtained a bit of the aura left by the Dragon King, and we have the authority over hundreds of miles of streams, rivers and lakes, why should we listen to a mortal!
I didn't fight him head-on, but made some noise for the county magistrate to arrest him and try to force him away early!Unexpectedly, when things were revealed just now, he seemed to be very angry... He was coming towards us! "

The third child was trembling all over: "You silly bastard! The Taoist just passed by Bei'an County, just wait for him to leave quietly, why do you want to add another thing to the snake! Your so-called little movement, shouldn't it hurt you again?" Killed people? Confused, confused, we are all going to die because of you..."

The youngest gritted his teeth: "We are so subservient to others because our cultivation base and mana are not as good. If I have the complete Dragon King aura and control the world, ten or eight of them will die here!" Speaking of this, the tail is heavy. Hitting on the river bed, splitting the thin river water: "Brothers, let's go!"

Brother Santiao knew he had to run away.

They didn't have any luggage to bring, so they ejected towards the south, landed on the grass and swam at an extremely fast speed, overwhelming countless weeds...

I ran for half an hour.

The boss has the worst cultivation base, and it is very difficult to run away with all his strength. He feels that his body is almost out of joint, and panting, he said: "We have swum for more than 50 miles, he is just a person, no matter how hard he is, it is impossible to chase him, wait until dawn , we just keep running..."

The third child stood upright, felt for a while, and his pupils shrank: "Run, he's coming!"

The youngest glanced at the back, and saw a figure holding a golden long sword coming with murderous aura, it was chilling all over, could this person be a monster: "Hurry up, let's go..."

The plot still needs to be complete, and the two chapters are merged together.