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Chapter 270 We have been strictly trained not to laugh no matter how funny it is

Chapter 270 We have been strictly trained, no matter how funny it is, we will not laugh (Please subscribe! Please ask for a monthly pass!)

On the bus, there were bursts of female ghosts screaming.

By the river in the distance, the female anchor and her two male colleagues were still in shock.

Previously, the two male colleagues and the female ghost came face to face, thinking that they must be dead today.

Unexpectedly, in a turn of events, the female ghost did not kill them, but was attracted away by other things.

Let them get back a little life.

The two men were terrified, their faces were still pale now, and they finally recovered.

At this moment, they discovered that the female ghost didn't seem to have gone far, but went to a bus a hundred meters away.

Watching the female ghost rush to the bus.

The female anchor filmed the whole process live.

A netizen in the live broadcast room: "Damn it! After this trip, the passengers on this bus are really unlucky! Didn't you read the almanac when you went out?"

"It's estimated that a carload of people will die now. I said, why did this female ghost run away halfway through killing people? It turns out that there are better prey."

"If all the people in the car are sucked away by the female ghost, it will be on the news tomorrow!"

"Absolutely, so many people died, and it was a supernatural event. How could it not be on the news? It can only be said that the lives of the people in the car were bad, but it happened to be a ghost at this time."

"Why do I feel a little wrong? I only heard the female ghost screaming on the bus, but I didn't hear a passenger screaming? What's going on?"

The audience in the live broadcast room talked a lot.

But the hostess didn't have the guts to get close to take pictures. After all, the female ghost was in the car, and she was already very courageous when shooting from a long distance. If she took a closer shot, she might have sent herself to the female ghost to absorb her yang energy?

The hostess wants to make money, not die.

……

On the other side, on the bus.

The female ghost screamed, with a ghostly air, and took the lead in attacking the young man in gold in the last row of the bus.

The people in this car are not afraid of her, which makes her feel a little bit embarrassed.

The female ghost was very angry, and planned to make an example to others, so she took the golden robe boy first.

The female ghost planned to take out the boy's heart, and then inhale Yang Qi.

It is estimated that it can scare people in this car enough!
Watching the female ghost take the lead in attacking the celestial master.

The expressions of everyone on the bus changed.

However, it was not frightened, but shocked.

Yes, they were really surprised.

Good guy!
This female ghost has sharp eyes!

There were so many people in the car for her to choose, but she chose the most fierce celestial master.

The courage is really big.

Even the old driver who drove the car was not calm.

This female ghost doesn't look very smart.

It turns out that ghosts also have idiots!
However, the female ghost didn't know what the people in the car were thinking. At this moment, her claws had already stretched out in front of the golden-clothed Qin Hao.

Qin Hao in golden clothes is still in the lottery draw in the background of the system.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for participating in the beast egg carousel and getting poultry eggs - sing and dance!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for participating in the beast egg carousel and getting poultry eggs - sing and dance!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for participating in the beast egg carousel and getting poultry eggs - sing and dance!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for participating in the beast egg turntable and obtaining the ancient spirit beast - Chenghuang!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for participating in the Divine Beast Egg Turntable and obtaining the ancient spirit beast - the nine-tailed fox!"

……

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for participating in the beast egg turntable and getting the top beast-Suzaku!"

40 lucky draw chances for mythical beast eggs.

Qin Hao smoked a bunch of singing and dancing chickens.

Fortunately, with full luck, I still got something good.

A top-level mythical beast Suzaku!

The lucky draw probability of the beast egg.

The probability of winning the top-level beast egg is 1.8111%,

Qin Hao has drawn prizes for several years.

There was only one top beast.

Got a white tiger.

There are only two top-level beasts in his hands now.

A white tiger was won by lottery.

There is also a three-legged golden crow.

It is the companion beast of the Great Sun God Yuanshen Supreme Dharmakaya.

As for Qingniu, Suanni, Yazi, and Golden Winged Roc, these are just ordinary beasts, not top-level beasts!
In other words, with the extra luck this time, the Suzaku was drawn.

Qin Hao now has three top-level beasts on hand.

Very good.

Qin Hao is in a good mood.

Just when he was checking the Suzaku egg.

Suddenly, he felt himself being attacked.

A ghost claw pulled out towards his chest.

Qin Hao frowned.

"what?"

In the next second, the primordial golden fire of the sun in his body automatically gushes out violently, and the golden fire of the sun automatically protects the body.

The golden flame instantly wrapped around the female ghost's arm.

Suddenly, the female ghost's scream turned into a scream.

The ferocious smile on her face also turned into a look of horror.

"Ah! What is this? What the hell? No!"

This female ghost is also a vicious ghost.

At the moment when Qin Hao's sun and golden fire dyed his arm.

His entire arm has been burned into air.

The female ghost made a decisive decision and directly cut off one of her arms.

Don't even want your hands, quickly burst out.

Seeing the embarrassed look of the female ghost bursting out.

Daoist Jingxuan finally couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.

This female ghost is pitifully weak, and the celestial master didn't even move, just sat there and beat her.

Even the Heavenly Master's body protection flame couldn't fight, and he had to cut off his arm to escape.

Who wouldn't laugh at this embarrassing look?
The female ghost heard laughter.

She had just broken an arm, her soul and body were shattered, her cultivation had been greatly damaged, and she was furious.

Now hearing the ridicule again, can the female ghost not be angry?

She looked angrily at the place where the laughter came from just now.

Taoist Jingxuan immediately recovered his expression.

He also realized that it was not good to laugh at others.

Daoist Jingxuan: Wuliang Tianzun, we have received strict training, no matter how funny it is, we will never laugh...

Unless you can't help it!
The female ghost looked at Daoist Jingxuan and felt that she was being ridiculed.

She became angry from embarrassment.

Female Ghost: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The female ghost was afraid of the golden fire on Qin Hao's body, knowing that she couldn't beat him.

It's okay to be deflated.

No one else is laughing now.

The female ghost's face instantly turned hideous.

Can she bear this breath?

Immediately, she shifted her target and attacked Daoist Jingxuan.

But the celestial master is used to her, and Daoist Jingxuan is not used to this female ghost.

Watching the female ghost rushing towards him.

to take his own life.

Daoist Jingxuan: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, it's no wonder that you are a poor Taoist, you are the one who threw yourself into the trap!"

Originally, the celestial master was here, but Daoist Jingxuan didn't want to make a move.

But the female ghost rushed here by herself, so don't blame him.

He's doing it in self-defense.

Daoist Jingxuan took out a melon seed from the bag of fragrant melon seeds in his hand.

Then, a lightning arc surged in his hand.

Inject the power of lightning into this melon seed, and shoot out a melon bullet at the female ghost who rushed over with a ferocious face.

"call out!"

Daoist Jingxuan's lightning melon seeds shot at the female ghost.

The female ghost looked at a melon seed that was shot, her eyes froze.

I suddenly felt bad in my heart.

This melon seed...

It actually contains extremely terrifying lightning power.

Can't be hard-connected!

With her Taoism and soul body state, if she is hit by this thunder melon seed.

The female ghost felt that if she wasn't wiped out, at least she was seriously injured.

The female ghost twisted her waist.

It is dangerous to avoid this thunder melon seed.

When she was in a daze.

Daoist Jingxuan smiled: "Boundless Heavenly Venerable, good agility! Come again!"

Daoist Jingxuan was quite surprised that this female ghost could dodge her lightning melon seeds with her flexible waist.

However, he doesn't intend to talk about Wude either.

This time, he grabbed a large handful of melon seeds directly from the melon seed bag.

Purple lightning covered it.

Thunder and lightning crackled around the handful of melon seeds.

Then, Daoist Jingxuan threw out a handful of melon seeds.

Like a goddess scattering flowers, they all sprinkled on the female ghost.

The female ghost was stunned.

What the hell!

How can this fucker hide?

The goddess scattered flowers?

Don't talk about martial arts!

The female ghost is inevitable.

The whole body was hit by lightning melon seeds.

"Crackling!!!"

The female ghost's body was like setting off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year. Wherever her body touched the seeds of thunder and lightning, explosions occurred.

"Ahhh!"

The female ghost screamed again and again.

Her soul and body couldn't bear the repeated bombardment of so many thunder and melon seeds.

It's on the verge of disintegration.

I'm going to be out of my wits soon.

The female ghost's eyes were full of unwillingness.

She couldn't figure it out.

I have practiced for many years, and I just came out today to absorb a few men's yang energy to help me practice.

Why is it so unlucky to meet some ruthless people who are more powerful than themselves.

Who are these guys?
This female ghost has practiced for too long.

I don't know anything about the outside world, and I don't know the Taoist priest of Qingyun Mountain at all.

If the other ghosts in the same company know that this female ghost is so fierce, they will take the initiative to touch the head of the Taoist priest.

It is estimated that other fellow ghosts have to admire the five-body cast.

You are the first one who dares to take the initiative to trouble these red-robed priests and celestial masters!
You are really brave!
The female ghost was about to be knocked out of her wits by Daoist Jingxuan's handful of lightning melon seeds.

However, at this time.

Qin Hao opened his eyes.

He looked at the female ghost who was on the verge of being wiped out.

Qin Hao pointed out.

A spirit energy injected into the female ghost's body.

In an instant, the female ghost was rescued again.

The female ghost was half-dead by the lightning melon seeds.

I felt like I was definitely going to die.

Unexpectedly, at the critical moment, a tyrannical aura was injected into her body.

In an instant, she was rescued.

The female ghost looked at the person who had just rescued her with strange eyes.

It was the man in the golden coat sitting in the last row of the bus.

Taoist Jingxuan also looked at the Celestial Master.

He asked puzzledly, "Tianshi, why did you save her?"

Qin Hao glanced at the female ghost and said, "It's useful."

Taoist Jingxuan: "Is it useful?"

Jingxuan couldn't understand it.

What's the use of a female ghost?

Looking at the puzzled eyes of the Taoist priests.

Qin Hao said: "Go to participate in the official magic conference. At that time, there will naturally be many folk magic masters and magic weapons. Since they are magic skills masters and magic weapons, there must be an experimental subject. This female ghost just happens to use Let's test the abilities of those magic masters and magic weapons!"

Qin Hao made clear arrangements for this female ghost.

If it was a normal time, this female ghost took the initiative to play the top game, and came to die, then naturally, Qin Hao would be wiped out easily.

But today is different from the past, this female ghost is lucky.

It just so happened that Qin Hao was going to be the chief judge of the spell conference officially held by the Dragon Kingdom.

Just missing a lab mouse.

Simply let the female ghost live a little longer, and it will not be too late to die after testing her.

This female ghost must be very willing to cooperate.

Qin Hao: Is that a female ghost?That's a guinea pig!

Female ghost: "???"

The female ghost was dumbfounded.

What the hell!

This is the rhythm of using me as a guinea pig?
Have you ever respected my opinion?

I have practiced for many years, and I came to be your guinea pig?
The female ghost instantly felt humiliated.

At this moment, she would rather die than surrender.

She wanted to explode and die.

However, she found that the right to control her body no longer belonged to her.

Jin Yi Qin Hao smiled.

"Ghost layman, you still can't die now, just cooperate obediently, at worst, after the conference is over, I will send you to the underworld so that you won't be wiped out."

Qin Hao said with a smile.

He wasn't discussing with this female ghost.

Just kidding, the Celestial Master wants you to die on the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch?

The Heavenly Master wants you to die on the fifth watch, but you can’t die even if you want to die on the third watch.

It's so arrogant!

Qin Hao took out the purple leather gourd, and put the female ghost into the gourd without any hassle.

Then, he looked at the big mahogany coffin in the bus.

The coffin was still oozing blood.

The entire bus was covered in blood.

Qin Hao frowned.

Just as he put the female ghost into the gourd, Qin Hao poured the female ghost out again.

Female ghost: "????"

What do you mean?
Collect and release later?

play me?
Qin Hao pointed to the coffin and the bloody water in the bus.

"Wuliang Tianzun, Layman, you did it, please clean up this place, the poor Taoist is somewhat of a clean freak."

The female ghost's face darkened: "Why?"

The female ghost means that I was captured alive, but it does not mean that I am a slave.

The big deal is to be wiped out, who is afraid of whom?

It is impossible to want to do things by yourself!
Looking at the female ghost's stubborn character.

Qin Hao coughed.

"Cough cough!"

In the next second, in the entire bus, a large number of purple lightning flashed on the bodies of more than 20 red-robed and yellow-robed priests.

The priests stood up slowly.

Taoists: "Not convinced?"

In an instant, the atmosphere in the entire bus became serious.

Daoist: All villains!
How dare you not listen to the words of the Heavenly Master?
Still want to be wiped out?

Do you know that there is a kind of torture called five thunders, life is better than death?
Have you really never seen the underworld?

The female ghost was petrified.

This Nima has a car full of people, and the plenum Leifa?
Outrageous!
At first, she thought it was just her bad luck, and happened to meet a few masters who were skilled in Taoism in the car.

Unexpectedly, this car is full of experts.

It's not a matter of bad luck anymore.

Instead, it was bloody bad luck.

Faced with such a terrifying sense of oppression, the female ghost almost cried from fright.

Female ghost: Nima, am I a ghost or you?It's so scary!Zhuo!I work, can't I work!

The female ghost was frightened and wept.

How dare you talk back?
Kuhaha went to pack the coffin he brought.

Throw the coffin out of the car first.

Then, I cleaned the floor of the bus by myself.

The deadly female ghost turns into a bus cleaner in seconds.

Have fun with the driver.

The driver said in his heart: "Awesome! As expected of the Taoist leader, this female ghost is so fierce that she has been subdued, so she will not brag about it for the rest of her life?"

The driver originally wanted to hit a ghost, but he didn't expect to hit himself.

Just two words: exciting!

The female ghost was cleaning the car.

The driver restarted the bus.

With a kick of the accelerator, the car returned to normal and continued to drive.

Watching the bus drive away.

This scene was seen by the female anchor who had been watching from a hundred meters away.

The female anchor and the audience in the studio were shocked.

"This... this bus, is it leaving?"

"Fuck! Wasn't the carjacked by a female ghost? How did this drive away? Are the people inside okay?"

"Damn! How can ordinary people deal with female ghosts? Could it be that ghosts are driving?"

"Anchor, why don't you call the police! These days, ghosts can drive! It's outrageous!"

(End of this chapter)

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