Be the emperor from the postman

Chapter 76 Crazy Party

Because of the influence of the government and army, the people of Ganquan County can only wander in the city, waiting for He Jinzhao's recruitment, hoping to defend their homeland, earn some money by the way, and restore their peaceful life in the past.

But because the officers and soldiers declared that they would massacre the city, the people in Ganquan County could only take to the streets and "mix together" with the officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty.

Now the officials and people of Ming Dynasty are holding a "carnival party" called "Warm Hug".

Listen carefully.

boom.

The party's salute has already rumbled.

The atmosphere was immediately heightened.

The scene was dazzled, filled with smoke, full of voices, very lively.

The officers and soldiers sent "warm hugs" to the people with the Shenwei General Cannon to relieve the tired bodies of the people on weekdays.

Whose body won't let out a happy cry when embraced by warm lead?

Of course, some people will sleep here excitedly because of the warm hug of the lead, and bleed on the scene.Show your true heart.

There will even be flying bricks, which will also participate and cover him, for fear that others will disturb his sleep.

This is a powerful action taken by the officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty to bring the gospel to the insomniacs among the common people.

Regarding the heart-warming actions of the Ming Dynasty officers and soldiers, as a former postman, He Jinzhao, a grassroots officer, knows that there are comings and goings, and the relationship between the two sides can be maintained for a long time.

So he also sent out warm lead to relieve the backache and backache caused by the officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty because they comforted the people.

The two lead pieces were sent over, and the officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty jumped up and down excitedly, because the fatigue caused by work disappeared immediately.

He Jinchao's move is comparable to Bian Que Hua Tuo's genius doctor alive, and was praised by the Ming Dynasty's officers and soldiers.

Even the soldiers fell to the ground excitedly because of the enthusiastic hugs of the people of Ming Dynasty, and fell asleep happily, never wanting to wake up again.

This moment can only be described by Li Taibai's poems: Bells, drums, and jade are not expensive, but I hope I won't wake up after being drunk.

They don't care about precious things such as gold and silver.

When the party held by Daming officials and the people is about to reach its climax.

Both parties cordially greeted each other with a series of family trees to express their gratitude for the warm hug.

Because the salute operation takes a long time, the officers and soldiers gathered together with the people of Ganquan County as soon as possible and hugged each other warmly.

They carried wooden boards, shouted slogans in unison, and rushed over with gifts full of sacks.

As a representative of the common people, He Jinzhao knows that it is human and social etiquette that you come and I come.

Someone once said: The rivers and lakes are not about fighting and killing, but about the ways of the world.

So He Jinzhao immediately stated that he could not let the Ming army go back empty-handed.

Bunches of arrows were dressed in the shape of flowers and sent out through the longbow.

Humans are always greedy.

He Jinzhao originally planned to have one for each person, but he didn't expect someone to bring several, but because of the heavy burden, he fell to the ground.

It seemed that this "love" was too heavy for him to get up.

Looking at a large number of officers and soldiers who gave big sacks of gifts, they fell to the ground because of the enthusiasm of the people to return the gifts, which was too heavy.

Hong Chengchou, as a representative of the friendly exchanges between the officers and the army, called on the officers and the army to lead by example, climb up the earth mountain, and return a bunch of arrows to the people of Ganquan County.

As poor people, we know that as officers and soldiers, we have to be more generous.

Instead of one arrow per person, several arrows can be sent by one person, and our Daming officers and soldiers can also afford it.

He Jinzhao deeply felt Hong Chengchou's enthusiasm.

Dudu stuck on the shield, making him feel that this gift was extraordinarily heavy.

The officers and soldiers fighting against the gift-giving of sacks under the city learned that there was help from friendly troops, and they spared no effort to send the sacks to the moat.

Facing the warm hospitality of the officers and soldiers, the people's representative He Jinzhao shouted loudly: "Liu Zongmin, pull up our Italian cannon."

For this party, both parties can have fun, and He Jinzhao specially ordered the big slingshot made by a skilled craftsman to kill a cow, and it was pulled up.

After the "Italian Cannon" was fixed in position, the "Dynamite Pack" was installed in the position of the cowhide.

This is to prevent the salute from being fired too slowly, so that everyone can't hear the sound and mistakenly think that the party is over.

呲呲呲.

The fuze was lit.

The tendon was pulled hard by several people.

The people shouted the slogan one, two, three.

The gift blind box for the officers and soldiers was launched instantly.

Peng made a few loud bangs.

Flying feathers all over the sky.

The officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty who sent arrows towards the city wall on the dirt hill were instantly attracted by the sound of the explosion, so shocked that they rolled down the dirt hill one after another.

The specially made gift blind box contained not only explosives, but also small iron balls, which entered the bodies of the officers and soldiers at once, adding a little decoration to their bodies.

The implication is that when they die, they will be taken to the grave, fully witnessing the concept of the family of officials and people in Ming Dynasty.

It's not the good family in the legend, how could a person enter the grave with a "thoughtful little gift" from another person!

After being baptized by the "Italian Cannon", the officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty on the dirt hill were obviously terrified by this gift.

Not only that, the representatives of the people in Ganquan County also staged a separate "bonfire party" for the officers and soldiers on the mound through the "Italy Cannon".

It symbolizes the good wishes of continuing to play music and then dancing.

But the gifts from the people of Ganquan County are really too heavy.

The officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty felt guilty and clamored for your kindness to accept it, but their bodies couldn't bear it, so they ran down the mountain to rest one after another.

It's too hot for a bonfire right now.

Without the blessing of the officers and soldiers on the earth mountain, the officers and soldiers who delivered the sacks under the city were taken care of by the people.

It was also because of the enthusiasm of the people that they decided to stay overnight under the city and did not want to go back to the officers and soldiers.

As the saying goes, if you are happy here, you don’t think about Shu!
Hong Chengchou, the representative of the army, has nothing to do with the behavior of his subordinates.

Because he is an official in the underworld, it is impossible to take care of the affairs of the underworld.

Those officers and soldiers can sleep wherever they want.

He can't just do some underworld things just because the people are too enthusiastic, right?

After all, Hong Chengchou is a high-ranking official of the Ming Dynasty, so he should pay attention to his influence, and superstition is not a good idea.

The matter of summoning souls must be handed over to professional people.

In this party, the officers and soldiers represented by Hong Chengchou did their best. They found many things around them that were not what they needed.

As for whether anyone will come to him to ask for it later, if anyone comes, they must be asked to bring sacks to give gifts to the people of Ganquan County.

Believe in such a good thing, they will not refuse.

Hong Chengchou thought he had a clear conscience, because he gave all the things he "borrowed" from other places to the people of Ganquan County.

Just to let them feel the enthusiasm of my Daming officers and soldiers!

The first party of the government and the people came to an end with singing.

(End of this chapter)