My wife is my mother's best friend

"Fifi?"

"Your son also likes to pee?"

Song Meiyue asked her good sister beside her while helping her two sons change diapers.

"Forget it."

"My father-in-law picked up his grandson the day he was just born, and he pissed directly on his face." Gu Fei was also changing her son's diaper. Showing a trace of helplessness and melancholy, he said bitterly: "Your son Wen Zhong told me that in short, the three little guys are all the same, and we both will have headaches in the future."

"Then what to do."

"Who asked us to share such a husband, the child born will not be like this." Song Meiyue sighed, and said silently: "Forget it. This is our fate."

As soon as the voice fell,
Song Meiyue was silent for a while, then gently poked Gu Fei with her elbow, and asked in a low voice: "If there is no mistake in the calculation, have you survived for two months? Have you and your husband... Yes Is there nothing like that?"

"Fight in the nest?"

Gu Fei pursed her lips, and murmured to herself: "It stands to reason that I had a natural birth, and I could fight him in the nest, but my dead ghost didn't want to, so I had to wait until next month. Body, I think it is deliberately avoiding me."

"Ugh"

"Yueyue!"

"I think Jiang Qi is probably following a routine. He doesn't want to fight with you to death or death. It's also because of your body. What will you do then?" Gu Fei wiped her son's buttocks with baby wipes and turned her head. asked softly.

"What to do. Cold salad."

"After all, he just finished his confinement, and he has ten thousand reasons not to fight with me." Song Meiyue pouted her little mouth, and said angrily, "I can't do anything with him, just like you just said. It's because of my body, this reason...it really can't be refuted, even if it is brought to a public place, we would be unreasonable, but they will end up with a good reputation."

"Hey"

Gu Fei sighed deeply, didn't say anything more, and continued to wipe her son's smooth little buttocks.

at the same time,

Downstairs, the crouching dragon and phoenix chicks are standing in the yard chatting, and they each hold a cigarette in their hands, where the clouds of smoke surround
"ended."

"I'm almost exhausted these days." Jiang Qi said bitterly, "Sore back and cramps in my legs."

"Who made you do it yourself? Look at how cool I am, I hired a confinement sister-in-law directly." Zhang Wenzhong took a puff of cigarette and said lightly: "It's all right. You asked for it yourself, so there's no need to complain. "

finished,

I couldn't help lowering my voice, and asked cautiously: "Did you fight with your wife?"

"not yet."

"What about you?"

Jiang Qi asked softly.

"nor."

Zhang Wenzhong shook his head.

The Wolongfengchu brothers looked at each other, and each saw the fear in each other's eyes.

"Is your wife urging you?" Jiang Qi asked.

"Well, your wife is about the same, right?" Zhang Wenzhong shrank his head and muttered softly.

"Hey"

Jiang Qi said painfully: "Now I can procrastinate for a while, the moon and moon before this is already terrifying, now after giving birth and confinement, it takes half a year to hold back, the accumulated in the body Desire is like a raging flood, and the flood embankment built with my small body will probably collapse if it is washed lightly."

Hearing Jiang Qi's words, Zhang Wenzhong also became melancholy. Feifei used to belong to a young woman, but now Feifei belongs to a young woman who is lightly matured. They are both young women. But there is a difference between heaven and earth, the latter is scarier than the former ten thousand times.

For a time,

The atmosphere became a little depressing, so depressing that I could hardly breathe.

"When do you plan to hold the full moon wine?" Zhang Wenzhong asked.

"in two days"

"I'm planning to go back to the capital. After all, my relatives are all in the capital. How about you?" Jiang Qi looked at him.

"Me."

"We'll do one here, and we'll do it in Beijing." Zhang Wenzhong replied.

In the following time,

This pair of crouching dragons and phoenixes started a chat mode, from the birth of human beings to the end of the world war, from the big bang to the parallel space, in short, chatting and chatting about the air, maybe in the eyes of Song Meiyue and Gu Fei, these two people must be Crazy, but in the world of men. Isn't this a romantic pursuit of freedom.

night,
Always quiet.

After taking a bath, Jiang Qi was wearing big pants, walked slowly towards the bedroom, and pushed open the door. He saw Aunt Song holding two sons and feeding them, and seeing the little guys gobbling up, she was about to put him in bed. Crying for greed, he walked slowly to the edge of the bed, lifted the quilt and slipped in, then propped up his body, sat on the bedside and turned his head to stare at his heart, a little ready to move.

Song Meiyue's phoenix eyes glanced at him, with that fixed look, there are as many hooligans as there are, it's funny and helpless, but it's more a kind of faint pride and complacency.

Originally, she was a little worried. After she gave birth, this man would change his mind. Now it seems that she was too worried. Not only did he not change his mind, but he became even more obsessed with herself. Actually, thinking about it carefully, it is not a problem. My dead husband He belongs to the type who only loves mature women. After giving birth, his figure becomes more and more beautiful. With his perseverance, he can't control it at all.

"devil."

"Don't look at it, it will be your turn later." Song Meiyue rolled her eyes at him flirtatiously, and said coquettishly, "Speaking of which, do you look like a father? How dare you snatch something from your own son, you don't even want to lose face."

"What is stealing?"

"According to the principle of first come, first served, this belongs to me. It's just that it was occupied by two little things. There is no way that the backstage of these two little things is a bit powerful. I can't afford to provoke them at all." Jiang Qi said meanly He smiled and said, "What do you think, big baby wife?"

Song Meiyue didn't bother to talk to this stinky hooligan, looking at the two twin babies in her arms, her impetuous mood gradually calmed down, leaving only her deep love for Jiang Fan and Jiang Yang.

however,
Maternal love only lasted for a few seconds, and as Song Meiyue frowned, her mood gradually became irritable.

"It's starting again, isn't it?"

"Believe it or not, beat you to death?"

Song Meiyue was so angry that her back molars were almost gnawed into pieces, she looked so angry that she wished she could swallow her two sons alive.

"Ouch."

"You can blow your hair out just for a meal, I said, Yueyue, can you calm down a little?" Jiang Qi couldn't stand it anymore, and said helplessly.

"What did you call me?"

"Yueyue?"

"Don't think that since I married you and gave birth to you two sons, I can be no big or young in front of me. I am your Aunt Song, and I will be your Aunt Song for the rest of my life!" Song Meiyue said angrily.

Done
The bitch was driven crazy by her own son.

Sitting beside Aunt Qiao, Jiang Qi looked at her who became angry from embarrassment, and suddenly smiled wryly in his heart. A complete food chain was formed, and he became the bottom existence in this food chain.

"alright."

"This son bullies you, why are you angry with me?" Jiang Qi smiled innocently, reached out his hand quietly, stroked Aunt Qiao's jade legs, and said gently: "After feeding the child, my husband will accompany you Talk quietly."

"I don't want any whispers."

Song Meiyue rolled her eyes, slightly pouted her plump vermilion mouth, and muttered: "You know what I want. Don't pretend to be confused for me, your Aunt Song won't take that kind of thing."

This.
This.
Jiang Qi smiled embarrassingly, hurriedly corrected his attitude, and said earnestly: "My baby is not my husband, I don't want to give you happiness, but your current situation really makes me feel uncertain. I know the No. In 40 days, you can have tense and exciting bed fights, but have you ever considered, husband, my ability?"

"What ability?"

"The ability to smoke and shit to delay time?"

Song Meiyue glared at this stinky man, and said indignantly: "You are avoiding me. Don't talk about it with me, anyway, you have everything in your mouth."

Although Auntie Qiao is a bit messy, but Jiang Qi can understand her suffering and distress at the moment, like a tigress who has been hungry for half a year, now that she finally has the chance to eat meat, she will naturally lose control of her emotions.

After feeding the baby,

After putting the two brothers on the crib next to him, Auntie Qiao glanced at the smelly man beside him, seeing his expectant eyes, and burst out laughing.

How could I fall in love with such a man?

There's really no way to get him.

"devil."

"Come here quickly!"

Jiang Qi chuckled, twisted his body and passed.

Two days later,
Jiang Qi and Song Meiyue took Jiang Fan and Jiang Yang brothers and officially embarked on the journey to the capital, while the brothers' grandparents and grandma arrived there by plane one day earlier.

The journey was a bit difficult. The main problem was with the two sons. They were hungry for a while, peed their pants for a while, had stinky stools for a while, and cried for no reason. In short, Jiang Qi and Song Meiyue were almost driven crazy by their sons up.

"Unbearable."

"Let's go back by plane. Book the business class directly." Song Meiyue said painfully: "I don't want to take a car anymore."

"Ok!"

"When we come back, we'll take a plane and let someone check it back." Jiang Qisheng replied without love.

time slowly passed,
Finally got off the expressway and officially arrived at the boundary of the capital.

Jiang Qi was driving the car on the way home, while Song Meiyue, who was sitting in the passenger seat, looked at the street scene outside through the car window, feeling a little helpless and melancholy.

Just now,

She received a call from her mother-in-law and best friend. Jiang Yaling on the phone told her that Jiang Fan and Jiang Yang's brothers had heard about the entire capital city, saying that the female devil had returned with two little devils, and everyone was panicking now. .
PS: ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket

(first issued and then changed)