My wife is my mother's best friend

Chapter 485 The cousin came to the door (12)

In the past, Zhao Yu thought that his cousin’s husband had nothing in his stomach, and he might just be a king with a strong mouth. As a result, what he said just now completely broke his previous cognition. It turns out that his cousin’s methods are so superb. His mother's best friend was soaked in his hands. There is no real thing in his hand, so it is really difficult to do.

"Listening to what you say is better than ten years of reading!" Zhao Yu looked at his cousin-in-law with reverence, and said with emotion: "This set of operations is as smooth as clouds and flowing water. This skill is so profound. I don't even know how to do it." What did you say, in short, thousands of words can be combined into one sentence Cousin brother-in-law, you are my idol!"

"Ouch."

"It's a small scene! This is just an entry-level level." Facing his brother-in-law's exaggeration, Jiang Qi showed a little pride in his brows, and said lightly: "Zhao Yu, this is the routine for beginners, let me ask her a question first. One She can’t solve the problem, and then you give the answer. To sublimate the problem based on the answer, of course, there needs to be physical contact here, so that the constructed romance can flow into her body.”

"That's it."

"Will Tingting still scold you? Will she still beat you? She has long been paralyzed! She has no strength in her body. At this time...won't she be at your mercy?" Jiang Qi winked at Zhao Yutong and continued: "After going back, take care of yourself." Think about it, this trick is universal, even a tigress will eat it, and cousin Tingting is actually the most ferocious tigress, and I have used this trick many times to escape danger."

"Mmmmmmm!"

"Thank you, cousin-in-law. I will study it carefully when I go back." Zhao Yu nodded his head again and again, pursed his lips and asked cautiously: "Brother-in-law, if these are all called elementary routines, what are intermediate routines? Advanced routines What's it like?"

Jiang Qi picked up his wine glass, took a sip lightly, and said angrily, "You should learn to walk first, you are all crawling on the ground, so you start thinking about running away, whoever dies if you don't die?"

"A bar."

"I miss you."

in fact
Jiang Qi was really approached by several female students nearby, but he rejected them all.

"hey-hey."

"Alright, alright."

"what?"

"Um"

"Then if you don't coax well, wouldn't you be throwing yourself into a trap?" Zhao Yu asked suspiciously.

Song Meiyue snorted angrily, and then asked coquettishly, "You didn't bring your brother-in-law into trouble, did you?"

In the following time,

"I know."

Zhang Wenzhong sighed, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said worriedly: "I'm afraid that the two of us taught so much, but my brother-in-law listened to the general idea. His confused expression at that time, I think it's very ominous."

Song Meiyue bit her lower lip, her face was filled with a charming charm, like a blooming rose, her posture and temperament showed the maturity of Fengyun to the most vivid degree, and she said creakingly: "I won't tell you I'm going to wash up now, the company still has some things to do today."

"You little bastard"

"I understand the truth, but what's the use of understanding the truth? The key point is that she doesn't make sense!" Zhao Yu said bitterly: "Just take what happened last time. My colleagues in the office and I were talking about the research direction. , one of the professors is single, and he can't be said to be good-looking, but he is still passable. As a result, Tingting became jealous."

"Two brothers-in-law."

words fell,

"It shouldn't be bad."

Pause for a while, and then said: "Be good today, don't go to any messy place, I will check my wife when you return to China."

"What's a bad one?"

"My wife, please don't worry, your husband's body only belongs to you." Jiang Qi said with a mean smile: "When the time comes, let you. Let you soar into the sky, and then become a blockbuster."

Jiang Qi rolled his eyes and said seriously: "First of all, if you use this trick, you already have enough confidence. Secondly, this trick is not used to solve the problem, but to consolidate her love for you. If Tingting herself is angry, wouldn't you be courting death with this move?"

"If the primary routine is called proactive attack, then the intermediate routine is playing hard to get. The answer is on the surface. In order to deceive the opponent better, I deliberately exposed a little flaw first." Jiang Qi said calmly: "To make a simple analogy, you should provoke her first. Getting angry, and then coaxing her back, is roughly the same routine."

night,
Always quiet.

Song Meiyue didn't say much, now she cares more about when her man will come back, suddenly without him in her life, she always feels like she's lost something. In fact, Song Meiyue has already regarded Jiang Qi as the pillar of the family, and she is used to encountering things Just go to him, even for trivial things
Then,

Zhang Wenzhong next to him spoke, and said to Jiang Qi mysteriously: "Show it off. Don't think we have nothing in our stomachs."

"Tell me... how was your brother-in-law's record last night?" Zhang Wenzhong was eating fried eggs, and casually asked Jiang Qi who was opposite him.

"Cousin-in-law, just tell me." Zhao Yu looked at him eagerly.

"Humph!"

"Although I don't understand it very well, it sounds very high-end. Sure enough. In this ocean of love, I am just a drop in the ocean." Zhao Yu sighed, and said helplessly to himself: "I don't know when I will be able to reach the level of expression." Brother-in-law's realm."

Song Meiyue, who had just woken up, hugged her quilt and lay on her side on the double bed. Zhu Hong's little mouth pouted slightly, and whispered, "When are you coming back?"

"Obviously she is much prettier than that person, but in the end she got angry for no reason and put all the crimes on my head." Although the past was brought up again, his face was still full of pain, Zhao Yu's eyebrows were full of sorrow, and he murmured: "When will it be a head. "

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"Your brother-in-law Zhang and I both hope that you will never use these routines in your life, and I also hope that you will never reach our realm, because to reach our realm, you need to pay lessons of blood and tears, and you need to learn again and again. Constant friction on the death line." Jiang Qi looked at his cousin-in-law, and said seriously: "Do you understand me?"

"Too."

Song Meiyue turned around, stared straight at the ceiling above her head, and asked in a playful voice: "Is there any young and beautiful girl who came to talk to you? Tell me the truth and don't give me any sloppy eyes."

"actually."

"Hate!"

"How can you see a rainbow if you haven't experienced wind and rain." Zhao Yu replied silently.

Jiang Qi raised his arm, patted him on the shoulder lightly, and said with a smile: "It's a man's responsibility to be sent from the sky, and he must first work hard on his mind, his muscles and bones, and starve his body."

"This is what we call bringing him to the right path!" Jiang Qi curled his lips and said solemnly: "I taught him many, many ways to coax women, although I don't know how much he absorbed, but as long as I use it to one percent, I think Enough to handle your cousin."

Jiang Qi and Zhang Wenzhong, a couple of crouching dragons and phoenixes, are enjoying an English breakfast in the hotel's cafeteria. Although Britain is a gourmet desert, only breakfast is famous for its rich dishes. It can be called the dawn of British dark cuisine. Thanks to his own poor foundation, a little bit better would be a big deal.

At this time,

at this time,

"My Lady Empress."

"As ordered!"

Jiang Qi was staying in his room. At this time, he was enjoying the pleasure of taking a bath. The warm water wrapped around his waist on both sides, and the original soreness was instantly healed.

"Um"

"It should be spoiled to death!" Jiang Qi replied with a smile: "Isn't your father the same way?"

When the phone rang, I opened my eyes silently, got up and looked at the caller, only to find that it was my pretty aunt who called, hurriedly pressed the hands-free button, and said softly: "Big baby wife, are you there?" Is it only seven o'clock in the morning? Why don't you sleep a little longer?"

The next day,

Song Meiyue blushed and said angrily, "Go to bed early"

Facing Auntie Qiao who suddenly became tender and tender, Jiang Qi had no room to resist at all, and said softly, "I'll be back in two days."

The young couple began to talk about love on the phone, and all kinds of nasty love words were passed on to each other's ears, especially Jiang Qi. It can be said that he had no bottom line, teasing the lonely pretty aunt until her whole body trembled, and her heart The hysterical longing in the depths poured into almost every part of the body.

"Yeah"

"I'm just curious."

"We have taught so many things, even if we don't learn all of them, we can handle Tingting in a short time after learning [-]% of them." Jiang Qi replied.

"Hang up. Smelly man!"

"Yes."

"Besides, these two people still pay attention to complementing each other in their lives." Zhang Wenzhong interjected.

Jiang Qi also taught a few basic tricks, while Zhang Wenzhong taught some rules of surviving, which stunned Zhao Yu for a moment. The vast amount of knowledge was instilled into his mind like a force-feeding duck, and he was a little dazed for a while. of.

"Daughter"

"It's a kind of British culture, but don't worry, it's not the kind of happy-go-lucky type." Jiang Qi explained.

This was an ordinary witty remark, but Aunt Song, who had just woken up, felt a little turbulent when she heard it, and whispered: "That's not necessarily the case. If I have another daughter in the future, you will definitely take care of it. Put it all on my daughter, and don't care about me from now on."

"Your husband's charm is not bad. I was at the bar with Wen Zhong and my brother-in-law today. Several waves of young women came over, but I rejected them all." Jiang Qi returned to the bathtub, put his phone next to his head, and closed his eyes. He closed his eyes and said silently: "In my heart...you will always be an irreplaceable object, no woman can squeeze you out of my heart."

"Then I'll wait for you at home." Song Meiyue said firmly, "Where are you at night?"

Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Wenzhong suddenly found a young girl at the door of the restaurant, and his scalp went numb with fright.

"It's over, it's over!"

"Tingting is here!"

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(End of this chapter)