My wife is my mother's best friend

Hearing Zhang Wenzhong's words, Zhao Yu fell into some kind of confusion. He was dizzy by the intricate relationship in front of him. The relationship between elder sister and younger brother, and then the relationship between husband and wife. How did this come about?
There is another doubt.
Cousin and her mother-in-law are best friends, and her mother-in-law is best friends with her mother, then... Then, after doing this calculation, wouldn't the cousin and her mother become best friends?How did this relationship come about?

Even though Zhao Yu has a genius-like IQ, he is at a loss at this moment. He even feels that his brain is not enough, and he can't understand the relationship spectrum from it. It is simply too complicated. This is much harder than quantum mechanics.

"Cousin-in-law, you here."

Zhao Yu looked at Jiang Qi who was sitting across from him, opened his mouth, but when he reached the edge of his mouth, he choked back abruptly.

"Accident. A pure accident."

"Although I knew that Cousin Tingting was my mother's best friend when I met her for the first time, but at the time I thought it was impossible, but I never expected it to happen." Jiang Qi sighed, with a hint of melancholy and helplessness between his brows, and replied Said: "Cousin Tingting's offensive is too fierce, she was already 31 years old at that time."

As soon as the voice fell,
Looking at her brother-in-law meaningfully, she said with a smile: "You may not understand the weight of a woman after [-], it can kill you, the key is cousin Tingting. Anyway, let's put it this way, your cousin-in-law was arrested at the time. Lust dazzled her mind, and she got her way in a daze."

"Oh, about the same as me."

"I was also dazzled, and I couldn't wait to confess." Zhao Yu pursed his lips, then looked at Zhang Wenzhong, and asked softly, "Brother Zhang, are you the same as us?"

"Ah."

"Cough cough!"

"With all due respect, let's just skip this party. Tingting will definitely know about it. When the time comes, go back and report. The two of you are expected to go into coffins when you return to China. Why don't I take you to a football match? What do you think?" Zhao said. Yu said.

"My brother-in-law is being recruited by me and your sister Feifei's husband for the time being. If you don't have important matters, don't call us casually." Jiang Qi said seriously: "That's it. You go to work hard, goodbye!"

Jiang Qi coughed a few times, and said leisurely: "Let's eat first. After the meal, I will rest with your brother-in-law Zhang, and take you to the bar for a leisurely walk in the evening. As for tomorrow"

"But your cousin-in-law, I'm already the leader!" Jiang Qi said with a smile: "Women are all emotional animals. When she is angry, coax her and all the anger will go away. If it can't go away, then sacrifice yourself The waist, fiercely and forcefully... fight her with a knife and a gun."

"No no."

Facing the visible danger, Miao Tingting stopped pretending to be a showdown, exposed her true nature, and said angrily, "Zhao, don't challenge my bottom line, and don't challenge my patience."

"Cousin-in-law, brother-in-law Zhang."

"We don't watch football!"

Speaking of which,
Turning his head to look at Zhang Wenzhong, the eyes of the two focused together at this moment, conveying their own information to each other.

Seeing his brother-in-law's embarrassment, Jiang Qi silently stretched out his hand and handed it to Zhao Yu, motioning to give him the phone.

In an instant,
The atmosphere at the dinner table fell into silence. The three of them kept silent and sat there blankly. Like three extremely ferocious lions, they were a little dying after a big battle. They silently licked their wounds in the corner , waiting for death to come.

Hearing her man's hesitation, Miao Tingting instantly became furious, and at the same time felt a little anxious. It wasn't long before the three met, and the future husband already showed signs of resistance. If he stayed for a few more days, he might not be against himself.

"Of course!"

Miao Tingting, who was sitting in her office, immediately frowned. She had received a call from her cousin earlier, informing her that the two of them came together, and asked her to keep an eye on her, and not to do anything wrong in the UK, especially be wary of anyone around them. woman.

This muffled arrival in England, could it be that they wanted to do something tricky?I heard from my cousin that the two brought a lot of money.

The waiter brought the dishes to the table, which broke the awkward atmosphere.

"In short, this is a process. You haven't reached this stage yet." Jiang Qi paused, and continued: "I will teach you how to coax Tingting first, and your brother-in-law Zhang will teach you how to behave on your knees."

"Then let me talk about some of my experience first." Zhang Wenzhong put down his chopsticks, looked at his brother-in-law in front of him, and said meaningfully: "I'm dragging my words. Simply put, I'm pretending to be dead. When your sister Feifei gets angry, I usually It's all about silence. Absolutely don't touch her thunderbolt, that's why the so-called silence is golden."

"Four words are the right medicine!" Jiang Qi said seriously: "According to the degree of anger of cousin Tingting, why she is angry and the final consequences, a temporary solution is made, of course. Without exception, they will all embark on the path of taking the initiative."

Zhao Yu's cell phone rang, and he glanced at the caller. His face turned pale with fright. He raised his head hastily, looked at his two brothers-in-law bitterly, and said cautiously: "It's Tingting's call, she must know that I'm sneaking Out."

"Why don't you talk about it first, I'll be the finale, after all my wife is much more ferocious than yours." Jiang Qi said to Zhang Wenzhong.

"Hey!"

"It's already here?"

"me."

"Your brother-in-law Zhang is still exploring and researching."

"If you know it, you will know it."

"what?"

suddenly,

"alright."

"Being a man on your knees?"

Zhao Yu looked at Zhang Wenzhong in horror, his eyes full of astonishment.

Although Miao Tingting was not by his side, he felt that she was right in front of him at this moment, and the invisible pressure came to his face, and he almost couldn't breathe.

Zhao Yu hurriedly corrected his attitude, and asked respectfully, "All ears!"

He pursed his lips lightly, and continued: "Listen to your cousin-in-law, he has quite a lot of research in this area. Your cousin, a woman, cannot be described as generally fierce. She should be the cruelest person in the world. , but looking at your cousin-in-law alive and kicking all day is enough to explain everything."

"Oh, then I still want to live." Zhao Yu replied.

"Tomorrow we will make our own arrangements, and then we will meet at night and go to a spa first, and then continue to have a good time at the bar. On the third day, we will arrange it by ourselves during the day, and we will have elegant art at night, so that the atmosphere of art can affect the whole body. Four days. The fourth day. We want to have a party." Jiang Qi said.

"You'll find out later."

"If my cousin and Sister Feifei get angry, how will you two deal with it?" Zhao Yu mentioned a key question, a question that made him extremely confused during the love process, for this man who put all his thoughts on science , How to solve the contradiction between men and women is even more difficult than studying quantum teleportation.

"It's not to make you kneel, but to be a man with your tail between your legs. Do you want to be beaten to death by Tingting?" Zhang Wenzhong said angrily.

Jiang Qi and Zhang Wenzhong shook their heads, and the two resolutely carried out their ideas.

words fell,

In the end, under Zhao Yu's unremitting efforts, his two brothers-in-law still compromised and went to watch a so-called Premier League game.

"no!"

This woman is no longer acting!
Zhao Yu was born in a scholarly family. The women he has come into contact with since he was a child are all gentle and elegant. Miao Tingting is the first violent woman he meets, but she is also the last woman. He has been firmly given Got it right.

"I'm your cousin-in-law."

"Do you know how to work hard?" Jiang Qi asked.

"Ah for what!"

"where?"

Zhao Yu shook his head, his face full of doubts and incomprehensions about life.

"Dining with the two brothers-in-law." Zhao Yu replied silently.

Miao Tingting asked coldly.

"There's no need to panic, we two are protecting you. Why are you afraid of her?" Jiang Qi said with a look of disgust, "Go ahead and pick it up."

"I'll be there right away." Miao Tingting still said coldly.

"This." Zhao Yu didn't know what to do for a while.

Zhao Yu curled his lips and answered the phone bravely. The next second... that terrifying voice echoed in his ears.

"what?"

at this time,

Finished!

"cousin-in-law"

"Hurry up and tell me where I am!" Miao Tingting said angrily, "Don't force me to get angry."

After listening to his cousin's husband's itinerary, Zhao Yu didn't feel anything, but the last party was a bit too much. It was obvious that his cousin's husband had no good intentions. If nothing else, his party was full of young women with big breasts and hips.

"this one"

"We are all the same. I was also attracted by your sister Feifei's beauty, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return." Zhang Wenzhong sighed, with a look of lovelessness on his face, and muttered to himself.

Seeing his brother-in-law make a move, Zhao Yu felt that he saw God, and hurriedly handed the phone to him.

finished,

"Compared to my father-in-law and uncle. I am the third most in the world, and these two people are experienced!" Jiang Qi waved his hands modestly, and said lightly: "Let's talk about my experience, compared to yours. Brother-in-law Zhang is single, but your cousin-in-law and I have more means."

"It's simple."

"Where are you?"

"This method also divides people. Your sister Feifei belongs to that kind. If someone talks back to her, she will become more fierce. If no one talks to her, she will calm down." Zhang Wenzhong said seriously: "Don't choose mine blindly." The method should be based on the personality of your own woman to formulate a solution."

Hang up directly, and then shut down, all in one go.

at the same time,

Zhao Yu stared straight at his cousin-in-law, vaguely feeling something was wrong.

PS: ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket

(first issued and then changed)