Fat Wife's Counterattack: I Am Invincible at 80 with the Refrigerator

Chapter 1 Cute little zombie

"Miss Tian, ​​please respect yourself!"

The thin man was pressed on the bed, and the two buttons of his white shirt were pulled down, revealing his white collarbone and somewhat thin chest.

He tried his best to struggle to get away, but Tian Shishi, who was pressing on him, was unmoved, and a pair of fleshy hands kept groping on him.

"You're so hot..."

Tian Shishi stretched out his finger and poked the man's chest carefully, only to feel that he found a novel toy: "This, I, I have it too."

"..."

The man under him coughed painfully, his face flushed red: "Miss Tian, ​​you..."

Tian Shishi blinked, leaned over and touched his face with the tip of his nose.

"Jiang Qisui..."

She sniffed him curiously, and couldn't help sticking out her small tongue and licking his neck. This man has a faint scent of grass and trees, which is the smell of sunshine.

Suddenly there was a sound of footsteps outside——

"I don't know where this kid, Ah Sui, has gone? Uncle, we know that Lao Jiang's family is outrageous about retiring the engagement, but our family, Ah Sui, has an idea and wants to fall in love freely. It's already in the 80s. If it's still arranged Marriage, how bad is it?"

"Heh... I know in my heart that the elder brother of the Jiang family has been rehabilitated, and now he looks down on our Tian family, but we have to ask our Shizi about this matter. Shizi has liked your family's Ah Sui since childhood, and always wants Ah Sui to come and talk to him. Did she make it clear?"

As the conversation approached, the door creaked, and two middle-aged men walked in side by side. When they saw the two "nuggling" together on the bed, their eyes were wide open!

"Jiang Qisui! You, you bastard! What did you do to my daughter!"

The man in the blue uniform had his chest heaving up and down: "Even if you two are an unmarried couple! This name is not right, how could you ruin my girl! Didn't you just talk about retiring the engagement! What do you mean now! I will break your leg!"

Jiang Qisui, who was pinned on the couch and couldn't move, frowned, took a deep breath and argued in a warm voice: "Uncle, you misunderstood."

It was obviously this girl who tied him into the room, but he was bitten back...

"I misunderstood ass!"

The middle-aged man was furious, picked up the broom and was about to beat him: "Do you mean to say that a daughter of hers dragged you into her house?! Shameless! Your Jiang family insists on giving us an explanation today! You can't just That's it!"

Tian Shishi looked at them ignorantly, and looked around, only feeling novelty.

She is not a human being, but a little zombie from the end of the [-]th century, but she is much smarter than other zombies, she can talk and think about problems!
When she was sleeping before, an old man asked her if she wanted to become a normal person, she nodded and appeared here.

According to the memory of this body, it is now the 80s of the [-]th century, her name is Tian Shishi, and the man is Jiang Qisui, who is her fiancé and someone she likes.

The person who scolded Jiang Qisui was her father, and the original owner wanted to do something excessive to Jiang Qisui because he wanted to marry Jiang Qisui.

Emmmm, if you make a mistake, you have to admit it!
Tian Shishi hurriedly stood in front of Jiang Qisui, stretched out his hand and pinched the big broom in his father's hand: "Daddy, don't..."

She tried her best to speak completely, pointing to Jiang Qisui who was lying on the bed: "It's my fault, it has nothing to do with him."

Father Tian was so angry that his eyebrows jumped!

Girls are extroverted!This damn girl turned her elbow out before she got married!
Isn't the brat of the Jiang family just read some books and looks good?As for the fact that she is about to retire, this girl is still going upside down? !
He was angry when suddenly there was a loud scolding outside:
"It's from the Tian family! What do you mean! When will the three turns and one ringing beep for our family Linlin to buy it? If we delay, we will go directly to the county to sue your family Tian Xiaoqiang and let the police shoot him!"

Father Tian's face became even uglier when he heard the movement!
The Fang family group is here again!

If it wasn't for that dead boy Tian Xiaoqiang who made the Fang family's girl's belly bigger, why would he be pointed at his nose and scolded every day!
Now the Fang family insists on them taking out a 200 yuan dowry gift and three rings, otherwise Tian Xiaoqiang will be sent to the police, but where does the family have so much money? !
Is it possible that he really wants to marry his daughter to Fang's second son who killed several wives in exchange for marriage?

"Jiang, you two just stay here honestly! If you don't explain this clearly, don't try to run away!"

Tian Shishi watched his father go out and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Don't be afraid, I was wrong, I will make it clear."

Seeing Jiang Qisui leaning on the couch with a cold face, she was inexplicably a little scared, and stretched out her hand to clumsily go forward to button him.

Jiang Qisui raised his eyes, his eyes were sharp, but he turned his cold face for a moment, and smiled at her gently: "Miss Tian is not going out to take a look? There seems to be something wrong outside."

Only then did Tian Shishi realize that there seemed to be a fight outside, she had to check it out!

"Okay! Then you have to wear good clothes, it will be cold if you don't wear them!"

Jiang Qisui watched her back and unconsciously clenched his fists.

For some reason, he actually felt that this woman was starting to make him feel unpredictable.

……

Tian Shishi walked out following the sound, and saw a huge group of people gathered in front of his house.

"Yo? Tian's tortoise came out?"

The leader held a thick mallet in his hand, and pointed at her father domineeringly: "Tian Xiaoqiang made our family Linlin's stomach drag, do you think our Fang family is easy to bully? Let me tell you! If today If there is no other way, I will smash the broken yard of your house!"

"Either give it three rings, or marry this fat woman to Linlin's second uncle! Otherwise, everyone in your family will go out sideways today!"

Father Tian's chest heaved for a while, and he looked at Tian Shishi in great difficulty.

The palms and backs of his hands are full of flesh, he is reluctant to part with his daughter, but...

Tian Shishi didn't know what happened, so he could only rub his eyes secretly, feeling a little disgusted.

These people stink and are kind of disgusting.

Suddenly a thin bamboo pole jumped out, looking at her with contempt and mockery.

"What are you looking at? You fat woman, it's enough to be married to someone. Marrying me is considered a close relationship. Is it possible that you still want to pick and choose, and please the educated young people in the city?"

Dead fat woman?
Tian Shishi stared at him: "Are you scolding me?"

She looked down at her body, this body was indeed fleshy, but it was obviously very cute!
"Hahahahaha!"

A burst of sharp laughter came: "This fat woman is stupid! Is there any girl in a radius of ten miles who is fatter and uglier than you? Who else could it be!"

"I don't think you're ugly or dirty, but you still say I'm fat!"

Tian Shishi squeezed his small fist: "Doesn't your house have that... mirror, mirror!"

"You, you... bitch! Do you know who I am! You're going to marry me as a wife in the future!"

The skinny monkey's face was red and white, and he stepped forward to slap her: "I'll teach you a lesson today, you bitch!"

"Persimmon!"

Father Tian was terrified, and stepped forward to protect his daughter, but Tian Shishi didn't hide. When he saw the thin monkey rushing towards him, he immediately lowered his body, quickly grabbed his waist, and lifted him up high. !
The members of the Fang family were frightened instantly, and Fang's second child tried to struggle with a pale face: "Crazy woman, you, let me go!"

Tian Shishi snorted and decided to teach him a lesson, he looked around and his eyes fell on the paddy field outside the door.

She ran over holding Fang's second child, and slammed him into the paddy field with a slap: "You wash it well! You stink! Your mouth stinks too! Big villain!"

(End of this chapter)