sir, let's get a divorce

Chapter 49 Auntie, don't you want to?

The landlord was arrogant and dismissive of Wen Yan's behavior.

Just when he was about to sarcastically say a few words, he suddenly saw a smile on his face, like a Bodhisattva with a soft face.

"Where are you talking! How could I intimidate you, threaten you, remind you not to walk alone, so as not to be sacked and beaten?"

Wen Yan smiled and moved the stool to the only way leading to the stairs.

I went back to the house and brought out a few bottles of iced drinks and mineral water, and went back to wash some fruits and put them on the steps at the door.

"It's a pity. I haven't been back for a while. The fruits are newly bought. I picked them one by one. They are all fresh."

Wen Yan said, and handed the landlord a bright red apple with water drops: "Would you like to try it?"

Seeing that the landlord took a bite of the apple vigilantly and unceremoniously, as if he was afraid that if he was slower, the apple would be taken back and she would not be able to take advantage of it, and his expression was quite contemptuous.

It seems that Wen Yan's "pleasing in every possible way" and "lowering his posture" at this time is already begging her for mercy.

She was as proud as a rooster.

Wen Yan didn't care how contemptuously the other party looked at her, and sat down on the stool at the stairs, and sent someone a message, asking them to bring up some deli bread and the like.

There is also a special note to emphasize: it should be a little salty.

At this moment, she somewhat misses the days when takeaway food could be delivered conveniently at home.

The people who came to deliver the cooked food were also very fast.

In his hand is a bag of salted duck, pickled vegetables, and two bags of flower rolls.

"I didn't buy any serious food around here. Can you see if these are okay? These are the last two ducks, and I took them all down." The visitor said.

Wen Yan nodded, and thanked with a smile: "I'll pay you the bill after I finish my work here!" As she spoke, she glanced at the landlord beside her.

The visitor understood, and said with a smile: "Sure, don't worry, you can come and tie it when you are free!"

He said: "Then I'll go back first, you should be busy!" It was as if he didn't see the landlord at all.

Wen Yan handed the salted duck and flower rolls and pickles to the landlord.

The landlord frowned, and couldn't eat the apple any longer. He looked at him defensively: "What do you mean?"

"Didn't you just say that you want to waste time with me? I don't care. It's not that you are here alone, and you don't have any relatives, friends, children, and children to look after you. If you are hungry or thirsty, you will ruin your body." It’s not good if it’s broken.”

As she spoke, she moved a table out of the house, and thoughtfully prepared bowls and chopsticks for people, and laid out all the food in the narrow aisle.

The landlord kept looking at the person with his eyes, and really doubted that Wen Yan would be so kind.

"You don't want to poison me here, do you?" she said.

Wen Yan chuckled softly: "Have you watched too many TV shows? It's illegal to kill people, let alone just the two of us here, if I really did something to you, wouldn't you be the first to suspect me? "

She said, "I'm not stupid."

The landlord is obviously still more wary.

Wen Yan then turned back to the room and took another pair of chopsticks: "Since you don't believe it, why don't I follow what I did in the TV series and give you a taste of poison."

As she spoke, she picked up a piece of salted duck, and then ate half a flower roll with pickles.

"Now you should feel relieved."

Wen Yan smiled and stayed with people in the aisle for a while, and when he felt about the same, he went back to the room and went to the toilet.

When he came out, he took a novel in his hand, as if he was just going back to pick up the book.

She locked the door conveniently, and there was nothing in her hand except the book.

The landlord glanced at her, saw her walking over and sitting on the stairs reading a book, and sneered: "Pretentious! I don't know what kind of background it is, I really know how to read and pretend to be able to pretend to be a real thing." .”

Wen Yan smiled and ignored people.

She didn't know how many words like this she heard when she was in the Shang family.

Obviously she just didn't go to school in China, but in their eyes and their mouths, it became that she was illiterate, didn't know a single word, didn't even know how to read newspapers, and needed to be taught by others .

Even if she reads a book quietly by herself, in their eyes, she will become: pretending, arty, imitating others, and humiliating herself.

What Shang Qiaobai used to say to her most often was: "You have never been to school, and you don't know a few words. What does it look like to hold this book all day long? It will only increase the joke if people see it. Can you Can't you lose some people for me?"

Even if she explained that she could see and understand, all she could get in exchange was a sneer from the other party: "It's so ignorant! How could the Wen family teach you to be like this? It's just a matter of moving to the countryside. After going on for more than ten years, you have become like a bumpkin in everything you do, pretending to understand if you don’t understand, I really don’t know what’s the point of deceiving yourself like this!”

Almost every conversation between them about these things ends with this.

Over time, she also recognized the virtues of the Shang family.

Explanations are a waste of words.

She also followed them.

Now she hears different people say similar things, but she just finds it ridiculous.

Most likely, people always like to over-believe what they want to believe.

As for the truth and the explanation, as long as it does not conform to your own cognition, you can completely turn a blind eye to it.

Wen Yan thought of those absurd things in the past, and shook his head and laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" The landlord looked at her warily.

She already regretted wasting time with people here.

But if she retreats at this time, it will inevitably be misunderstood that she is afraid.

Thinking of it this way, she was more motivated to continue to compete.

Wen Yan smiled faintly, and looked up at the landlord: "I just read a novel and saw a very interesting part, so I just laughed if I wanted to, can't you, auntie?"

"Pretend!"

The landlord was reprimanded with no seriousness, and his face was very ugly.

Wen Yan ignored it and concentrated on reading novels.

Time is wasted little by little.

The landlord was somewhat reserved at first, but as time passed and the aroma of the food was tempting, she still couldn't hold back the temptation, picked up chopsticks and started eating.

While eating, he cursed and said, "I don't know who has a bad heart, but he still has the nerve to sell the dish after cooking it so salty. It really lacks virtue."

She scolded so fiercely that even the eighteen generations of her ancestors scolded her. She wished she could dig out all the corpses and flog them all to relieve her anger.

As a result, he ate Hesai for a meal, and even ate most of the pickles.

There are so many salty things going down, you can't do without drinking water.

However, what she took at the beginning were all drinks.

These things, don't the more you drink, the thirstier you become?
She drank two and a half bottles of beverages in a row, and she already felt a little overwhelmed, but she still didn't feel like quenching her thirst at all.

In desperation, she had to re-open the bottle of mineral water.

After more than half of the ton ton bottle went down, she felt a little more comfortable.

But after drinking so much water, it's no wonder that my stomach doesn't feel bloated.

Wen Yan looked at the person calmly, a smile gradually formed on the corner of his mouth.

She is actually a little curious now.

Is it more uncomfortable to hold back urine after drinking too much water, or is it more uncomfortable to hold back urine after eating too much food.

or……

If these two rushed together, would there be different superimposed buffs?

Wen Yan was immersed in reading novels, and the time inevitably passed faster.

But for the landlord, the longer the time, the more it will look like a grind.

Seeing that the sky was about to get dark, a small window in the narrow corridor could no longer provide much light in.

The landlord couldn't sit still for a long time, especially since Wen Yan didn't even move her a stool, she always sat on the cold steps.

After drinking so much water and keeping my butt cold all the time, it will be strange if I can't pee.

She started to find something to say: "You said you are really interesting, little girl, you have a good day, just wasting and wasting here, what kind of work do you do? You don't go to work, boss Don't you want to fire you? Even if you don't fire, your salary will be deducted after all, right?"

"I'm an unemployed vagrant, and I don't have any job. All day long, I just idle around...Anyway, I spend a day in a daze alone, and a day spent here with you. I feel that someone is here to accompany me to waste time , this time, it's not that difficult." Wen Yan said.

The landlord had a look of disbelief: "You little girl, you are really lying. If you are really unemployed, can you spend so much money to rent a house in one go? And don't think I don't know, the downstairs You also rented this breakfast restaurant, right? I have seen you go in and out there several times."

"Didn't you say it before? As a person, I just eat and drink other people's money and use other people's money. I'm used to it."

Wen Yan said lightly: "So I don't have a job, I just idle around and have a lot of time, isn't it normal?"

The landlord choked, and his face instantly became ugly.

"I really don't understand the truth with a little girl like you."

She said angrily: "I don't know how to listen to good words at all. Look at you, aren't you too young? You are too old to marry, and you still have the face to show off here not to be proud of it, but to be ashamed , I don’t even have a serious job, if I were you, I would be too embarrassed to open my mouth.”

Wen Yan said "hmm", seeming to be indifferent.

The landlord muttered about it, and then he simply cursed, and then his tone became more irritable.

"You damn girl, do you have eyesight?" She was anxious and angry, but also a little ashamed to speak.

Wen Yan looked at the person pretending to be curious, and smiled faintly: "No. Do you have any advice?"

"You..." The landlord looked at the water bottle on the ground, as if he suddenly understood something, glared at him angrily, and cursed: "Okay, you little bitch, did you do it on purpose? Hurry up, Open the door for me, I need to go to the bathroom."

"Oh~"

Wen Yan said unhurriedly: "Open the door?"

The landlord stared at her with the expression that you are talking nonsense.

"I'm really sorry, Auntie, I was too anxious when I just went out, and forgot to take out the key." Wen Yan said with a smile.

The landlord's eyes were wide open. If it wasn't for the tendency to be unable to hold back any movement now, she would have rushed up to pull the man's hair.

"Okay, okay, you dead girl, you are just waiting for me here, right?" The landlord said fiercely: "You wait for me, and I will tell you if there is no good fruit for you."

As he said that, he was about to break through where Wen Yan was and go downstairs.

Wen Yan raised one leg to block the way of the person, and sat firmly like a mountain.

"Auntie, you don't want to wait for me to be careless, because your pushing and shoving will roll down from here..."

Her tone and expression are very exaggerated: "If I am unlucky, just hit something fatal, Auntie, I'm afraid you will have to pay for my life."

The landlord looked at her in shock.

"And this is still a good result. If it happens, I just fell and got a slight scratch... Then you will be in bad luck, auntie."

Wen Yanchao showed a very bright smile: "After all, your behavior like this will constitute attempted murder, and it is the kind of intentional murder!"

She rested her face on her knee with one hand: "It's even more unfortunate that I just learned a series of survival skills recently, and this height is just right for me to use the protective knowledge I learned before. , made me look like I was seriously injured, but nothing major happened."

landlord:……

"At that time, as long as I bite to death, say dizziness, head pain, and stars appearing in front of my eyes, then even if I have nothing to do, I'm afraid I will at least be issued a certificate of mild concussion just to be on the safe side."

Wen Yan said a very exaggerated 'ah': "Auntie, you said that you were suspected of intentional murder and concussion, how long will you be sentenced for?"

landlord:……

"You, you are blackmailing! You are touching! You, you little girl, have your conscience eaten by dogs!"

She was so angry that she was almost incoherent.

Wen Yan hummed calmly: "But what should I do, auntie...even if I plan to touch porcelain and blackmail you, is there any way you can do it? If you want to pass here, you just have to push me away." Road."

"You have no conscience, you, I, I will sue you!" The landlord was in a hurry.

Wen Yan smiled: "Do you want me to call the police for you? By the way, tell me why the two of us are wasting here!"

The corner of her mouth curled up slightly: "It's because of your evil spirit that you want to use unreasonable troubles to seize my rent deposit, so we can only compete here!"

The landlord stared at the man with a dark face, wishing that his eyes could turn into knives and slice Wen Yan into pieces of flesh one by one.

"As for me, as a victim, not only did I not do any harm to you, Auntie, but I have been talking to you in good terms, and even bought you a meal, water, and fruit out of my own pocket... How can I say that I am benevolent and righteous?"

Wen Yan smiled and said: "Auntie, why are you staring at me like this? Is it because I didn't call the police for you immediately?"

She said, and immediately took out her mobile phone: "Then can I call you for you now?"

"not good!"

The landlord immediately yelled to stop people: "You, you dare to call one, I, I..."

She searched around for a long time, and finally fixed her eyes on the door leading to the roof, and smiled triumphantly: "You wait until I solve the three urgent problems, and then I will show you a damn girl!"

As the landlord said, he went to push the door of the roof.

"Auntie, you don't want to go to jail for obstructing official duties, do you?" Wen Yan said lightly.

The landlord was stunned, looking at the person inexplicably.

Wen Yan smiled and pointed to the rooftop door: "Didn't you see the seal on it?"

The landlord looked at the seal.

"Auntie, don't shake your hands." Wen Yan said with a smile, "Otherwise, the seal will fall off."

(End of this chapter)