Wilderness Live: Others survive, I have cats on fire

Chapter 393

"Little Tang, it seems that the 10-minute preparation time is for you to get used to wearing a skirt. You have to understand the teacher's good intentions!"

While pretending to be emotional, Jiang Xuyan pulled Tang Zinian up from the lawn.

The latter raised the hem of the skirt carelessly, "I don't believe it, I can't even ride a bicycle in a skirt! I must have forgotten to wear a skirt just now, that's why I fell..."

Tang Zinian sat on the bicycle again with confidence.

This time he lifted the hem of his skirt, not like last time, he just stepped on the pedal and fell to the ground.

But the size of an adult is really oppressive for children's bicycles.

So without stepping twice, the front of the car began to take an S-shaped route crookedly.

Then, Tang Zinian rolled over on the lawn again.

The onlookers couldn't hold back their laughter after all.

Tang Zi was born with nothing to love, and he lay down wherever he fell.

It took a long time before he raised his arm and waved his hand.

"I don't believe it, you can all ride this kind of bike well!"

"If you have the ability to laugh at me, if you have the ability to win the next game!"

The few people who were provoked immediately picked up their own car and started to test ride.

Jiang Xuyan snorted, patted his chest and said:

"Xiao Tang! Look at your brother and mine! I'm sure I'll be fine in this competition!"

While speaking, he bent his feet and stepped on the pedal.

However, Tang Zinian's figure was a circle thinner than him, and he couldn't grasp the balance, let alone Jiang Xuyan, who was a circle of stronger.

Not only him, Xu Xingzhou also encountered Waterloo.

In the end, there were two more people who turned their bodies on their sides and doubted their lives.

Tang Zinian raised his head and looked in front of him: "We boys, why is Brother Yu the only fruit left?"

"No, we have to drag him into the water." Jiang Xuyan immediately sat up, "Otherwise, it would make the three of us too useless?"

Before the two of them asked him how to pull people into the water, Jiang Xuyan turned forward:

"It is said that there was a person who did not hold the handlebars when he was riding a bicycle, but held his hands in front of his chest. The traffic police saw him and reminded him: 'Hello palms!' The man immediately waved his hands and replied: 'Hi comrades!'"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Behind the cold joke, there is also a burst of barbell-like laughter.

Yu Muhuai was completely unaffected, but Zhao Yingnan, who finally got used to it, twisted the front of the car and lay down on the ground.

Seeing this, Jiang Xuyan laughed even louder.

Tang Zinian rubbed his arms, "Mr. Jiang, please don't make jokes on a whim during the competition later."

"Otherwise we may be wiped out."

"What annihilation?" Jiang Xuyan pointed to himself, "Will I still be there by then?"

"We can't help but gang up on you."

Tang Zinian looked at Xu Xingzhou, seeking support, "You mean it? Old Xu?"

The seemingly honest Xu Xingzhou nodded without hesitation.

Jiang Xuyan was wronged: "Xingzhou, you have learned from Xiao Tang badly. You were not like this before. What an honest child, why..."

"If we don't go cycling, we will lose."

Xu Xingzhou hurriedly interrupted someone's chatter, got up and patted his clothes before leaving.

Tang Zinian laughed and complained:

"Where is Lao Xu being honest? Teacher Jiang must have forgotten that in the first episode, Lao Xu secretly cheated."

"Sigh~ the more honest a child looks, the easier it is to deceive others, unlike me..."

"Have been lying to others?" Jiang Xuyan answered suddenly.

"puff--"

Tang Zinian held back his laughter, decided not to chat with Jiang Xuyan anymore, raised his head and snorted before striding away.

Jiang Xuyan rubbed his chin, "Could it be because I was right by what I said, and you have a guilty conscience?"

So, there is a high probability that Tang Zinian is the murderer?

Tang Zinian didn't know that he was being suspected, so he tried his best to control the children's bicycle while wearing women's clothes.

10 minutes passed quickly. After practicing, the group of people did not fall down after riding as they did at the beginning.

But things weren't much better.

After the physical education teacher finished shouting, Song Qingyou kicked off the car quickly.

The group of people who were left behind didn't even have a chance to push her.

Tang Zinian, Jiang Xuyan and Xu Xingzhou didn't even ride a few meters. In order to maintain their balance, their feet fell to the ground unconsciously.

The teacher whistled immediately, "Those who have landed on both feet, go back to the starting point and start again!"

This sentence caught the distracted Zhao Yingnan and Shu Ling one after another.

Tang Zinian suddenly shouted, "Brother Yu, be careful! Your shoelaces are untied!!"

Yu Muhuai looked down for an instant, then turned over and fell to the ground.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

The three people who were still at the starting point burst into laughter.

Jiang Xuyan wanted to repeat the old trick, "Qingyou! Your skirt is torn!!"

When other girls hear this, they will definitely be distracted to look at the skirt

——Especially when Song Qingyou was wearing a relatively tight fishtail skirt, which greatly restricted her performance, and it was indeed easy to tear apart when her movements were too wide.

But Song Qingyou didn't.

As if she blocked the voices of others, she moved forward bravely.

"Qingyou is so powerful." Zhao Yingnan patted her face lightly, and let out the voice of a fan girl.

Just as Tang Zinian was about to agree, he saw Song Qingyou had already reached the first corner.

This curvature is very large, even if you are riding a normal bicycle, you must be careful again and again.

Seeing that the front of Song Qingyou's car was no longer stable and started to shake, everyone silently agreed.

The next moment, the front of the car tilted, and when Song Qingyou was about to become a member of the 'rollover army', she suddenly let go of the handlebar, and with a dexterous jump, stood firmly to the side.

Tang Zinian immediately applauded.

The onlookers also clapped their hands and applauded.

After being stunned for a moment, the physical education teacher blew his whistle: "Song Qingyou, it's against the rules, go back to the starting point!"

This time, even Song Qingyou didn't expect that just one cycling race could defeat seven people.

Song Qingyou returned to the starting point with the bicycle, chatted with a few people about their riding experience, and then got ready again.

This time, it was much more intense than the first time.

The first to fall was Jiang Xuyan.

Teacher Jiang was dissatisfied with Tang Zinian's ridicule, and with the idea of ​​not being burdened by debts, he rushed forward, pulled the man from the car, and threw the bicycle a few meters away by the way.

Tang Zinian immediately yelled, "No, I can't fall alone! Brother Jiang, let's go, let's pull Old Xu and the others down!"

So, the two went to drag Xu Xingzhou and Yu Muhuai.

During the scuffle between the four, Shu Ling, who was one step behind, took the opportunity to push the two cars blocking the road away.

"Stop making noise! ​​Let's go! Let's get Shu Ling off the horse!"

"And Sister Yingnan."

"Green pomelo is also counted!"

The four of them 'worked together', because Song Qingyou, who was wearing a mermaid skirt and couldn't pedal fast, still didn't escape the murderous hands of several people.

The bike race starts all over again.

Every time the first person to foul back to the starting point will always become the 'foul pioneer', dragging everyone else into the water.

A "simple" bicycle race went on for an hour and it didn't end.

(End of this chapter)