Wilderness Live: Others survive, I have cats on fire

Chapter 15 Like a Pot of Garbage

Song Qingyou and two were picking honey regardless of the danger, and Jiang Xuyan on the other side was not idle either.

First, he did what Song Qingyou said, and put the fish and shrimp that he was not eating for the time being on the banana leaf to dry, and then went to the stream with two larger fish.

When everyone in the live broadcast room saw his confidence and thought that he was cooking a lot in private, Jiang Xuyan took a hatchet and made several gestures on the half-dead fish, but he didn't use the knife.

After a while, he suddenly looked up at the camera.

"Although I don't know how to kill fish, I think of a story."

After finishing speaking, he cleared his throat:
"One day, the big fish wanted to eat the little fish, so the little fish ran desperately, and the big fish chased desperately, and then the little fish yelled for help, and the big fish scolded it: 'Little thing, you are a fish, but not a human, how could you Call for help?' Xiaoyu thought: Yes, how could I call for help?

So it just—

Stop shouting. "

"Hahaha."

[It’s okay to make fun of myself]
[Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai are not here, Teacher Jiang won't even let the audience go]
[Teacher Jiang’s name is so warm, how can the jokes he tells be so cold, is this the legendary contrast? ]
[Returning the story... I knew it must be a cold joke]
[I didn't laugh, my six-year-old son laughed]
……

After finishing the cold joke, Jiang Xuyan picked up the hatchet and raised the knife with his hand.

Although it looks decent, in fact, the audience in the live broadcast room is dying of anxiety.

[The guts of the fish are all broken, is this going to die of suffering? ]
[The black ones were also removed, so it must be fishy? ]
[Ms. Jiang is cooking for the first time, the appraisal is completed]
Jiang Xuyan didn't know how urgent the barrage was.

After handling the fish, he deliberately slipped in front of the camera for everyone to see.

Then he turned around humming a song and went back to put the fish in the pot.

When he turned to get the seasoning, a fish in the pot suddenly turned over, startling the audience in the live broadcast room.

[woc]
[Teacher Jiang!Look behind you!The fish jumped up! ]
[laughing, he didn't even notice]
[Yu dislikes Mr. Jiang's cooking too much, so he chooses to turn it over by himself]
[Suddenly becomes a horror live broadcast]
[Revenge of the Reborn Fish]
The number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room skyrocketed, prompting Yu to turn over this scene by himself, and it became one of the classic scenes of "Wilderness Survival 3".

However, Jiang Xuyan didn't pay attention at all, and finally just muttered, "Huh? Was the fish like this before?"

After adding water and seasonings to the pot, he imitated Song Qingyou and added wild vegetables to it.

Afterwards, several banana leaves were placed on the pot to act as a lid.

Not long after the fish in the pot boiled, Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai came back with a large piece of honey.

"This is... a beehive?" Jiang Xuyan stepped forward.

Song Qingyou nodded: "I will take out the honey in the afternoon."

Then he looked at the stove again.

Jiang Xuyan's attention immediately returned to his 'fruits of labor', "You guys came back just in time, my cooked fish is almost ready."

"You guys must eat more later, although it's my first time making it, it should taste good..."

"Doing it for the first time?" Song Qingyou immediately found the point.

Jiang Zhihan couldn't help but look sideways.

"yes……"

Jiang Xuyan scratched his head, "Didn't I tell you? But it shouldn't matter, right? I watched Qingyou do it last night..."

Yu Muhuai smiled in relief: "It really doesn't matter, maybe Mr. Jiang is very talented in cooking."

[Mu Huai is too gentle, but don't trust Mr. Jiang]
[Mu Huai is indeed a little angel, no wonder he was bullied by the brokerage company]
[Suddenly looking forward to Mu Huai's expression when he saw the pot of fish]
Jiang Xuyan and Yu Muhuai just talked about cooking.

Song Qingyou hugged Zhizhi and went out of the camera.

The reason is that her uncle cat is going to the toilet.

When Zhizhi wanted to go to the toilet yesterday, he kept pawing and pulling her with his meat pad. It took Song Qingyou a long time to understand what he meant.

The most important thing is that this cat pays special attention to 'privacy', but whenever she takes a second look, the cat will bark its teeth and issue a warning.

But cats are always clean, so Song Qingyou doesn't need to worry about many things.

The only thing that Song Qingyou couldn't figure out was that Zhizhi seemed to have never licked his fur...

After returning from the deserted island, I will take him to the pet hospital.

After a while, the black and white plush dragged its hind legs out of the grass.

As soon as he got to Song Qingyou's side, after pulling off her trouser legs, he obediently lay down on the ground.

Song Qingyou saw that the bandages on his hind legs were still in good condition, so she hugged the cat kindly.

When she returned to the door of the shelter, Jiang Xuyan enthusiastically stuffed two peeled wooden sticks into her hands, "Here, the chopsticks have been washed in boiling water."

"Come here and eat the fish, I think it should be cooked."

Three people and one cat surrounded the pot, and Jiang Xuyan lifted the banana leaves on it with great anticipation.

In the end, what appeared in front of them was a pot of indescribable things intertwined with black, white and yellow. At first glance, it looked like garbage in a trash can...

[Hahaha I knew it was impossible to succeed]
[Extremely like the oil painting I saw at the art exhibition yesterday]
[To be honest, it's like a pot of garbage]
[Is it really edible? ]
[The wild vegetables are placed too early, and they will be cooked directly, hahaha]
[They didn't even show disgusted expressions]
[Look at cats, cats seem to be particularly disgusted haha]
[Cats don’t even eat fish made by Mr. Jiang! ]
Jiang Xuyan raised his forehead, "That...cough cough...let me taste it first."

As he spoke, he picked up a piece of fish and stuffed it into his mouth with his eyes closed.

In the next second, Jiang Xuyan's face twisted instantly, completely ignoring whether there was a camera or not, and went straight to the edge of the cliff not far away.

"yue—"

Such an exaggerated sound of vomiting came, and Yu Muhuai silently put down his chopsticks.

Jiang Xuyan ran back after vomiting, grabbed the boiled water last night and poured it into his mouth.

"I think I should pack this pot of fish and take it home."

[? ? ? ]
[Is it delicious? ]
[Take it back as poison? ]
Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai were also puzzled.

Jiang Xuyan took a breath and said, "When I take a sip in a hundred years' time, it might just be unpalatable to death."

Song and Yu: ...

It's this time, and you still have to tell a bad joke.

Song Qingyou picked up the chopsticks, "Let me try—"

"do not."

Jiang Xuyan hurriedly stopped it, then pointed to the cat, and took a piece of fish meat with his chopsticks.

"Why don't you let Zhizhi eat it? After all, it's a cat. It should eat any kind of fish..."

Jiang Zhihan sniffed it curiously, and immediately turned his head to refuse, looking at Jiang Xuyan, as if asking: "You can also do this kind of thing?" '

"Pfft—" Song Qingyou couldn't help laughing out loud, and finally took a bite of the fish and tasted it.

She said without changing her face, "It's really not edible, the fish gallbladder has been broken, the taste is bitter or not, maybe poisoning is the big problem."

[Sister Yuzu can actually eat it]
[Ms. Jiang's expression is so exaggerated, Song Qingyou is so calm]
Jiang Xuyan was a little guilty, "Anyway, it's not good to waste food, and it also makes you starve."

"It's not a problem." Song Qingyou's eyebrows were curved, "I just have all the seasonings, so I can make grilled fish."

(End of this chapter)