Wilderness Live: Others survive, I have cats on fire

Chapter 141

Before the recording of the show, several guests met.

The first to come were Song Qingyou and Zhao Yingnan.

When Shu Ling and Tang Zinian saw the two of them, they thought they were late, so they hurried over to say hello.

Shu Ling's attitude was relatively cold, and because she was slightly older than Song Qingyou and Zhao Yingnan, it was not easy to call them sisters, and she said "Hello" and stood next to Xu Xingzhou.

Tang Zinian was polite, he met Song Qingyou's gaze, and smiled and said:

"Mr. Song, good morning. I'm Tang Zinian, an actor who just debuted last year."

"It's my first time participating in a variety show, so please give me your advice, Teacher Song, Teacher Zhao, Brother Xu and Sister Shu."

Song Qingyou hummed, "It's only my second time."

Zhao Yingnan smiled: "There is no need for advice. Director Wei wants us to play a few games. I also want to ask you to be merciful when the time comes."

"What are you talking about, so happy?"

Yu Muhuai walked over at some point.

Song Qingyou smiled and said, "It's so that I can be merciful to you guys."

Tang Zinian laughed and greeted the newcomer, "Hello, Teacher Yu."

Yu Muhuai nodded indifferently, and only smiled when he looked at Song Qingyou:

"Are you sure you'll win before the show even starts?"

Song Qingyou asked back: "You don't believe me?"

"Of course I believe you."

Yu Muhuai turned to look at Wei Zhengrong behind the camera, "But I'm worried that Director Wei will cry when he hears it, and then quietly increase the difficulty of the task for you."

Wei Zhengrong snorted: "The lottery will be drawn later, Mu Huai, you will be the last one to draw!"

"puff--"

In the end, Jiang Xuyan, who came late, laughed out loud as soon as he arrived.

"Director Wei has become angry from embarrassment!"

Before the words fell, the director announced:

"Jiang Xuyan, the last one arrives, the penultimate draw."

Jiang Xuyan showed an expression of disbelief.

"Director, I'm not late! Why are you pretending to be self-serving? This is too stupid!"

The old god Wei Zhengrong choked on the ground: "Who asked you to come last."

"The last one, I—"

Jiang Xuyan paused, "I did this on purpose! As the saying goes, 'a man must be kind', that's why I'll be 'coming later'!"

Everyone: ...

This familiar cold joke is indeed worthy of Teacher Jiang!

Jiang Xuyan raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it funny?"

Song Qingyou and the others chose to remain silent.

Tang Zinian replied, "It's okay."

Only Xu Xingzhou said the truth: "It's not funny at all."

"Then I'll have another one—"

"Mr. Jiang will continue to dawdle, and the task points for the first period will directly become negative 5."

Jiang Xuyan sighed, and stood beside Yu Muhuai obediently.

Wei Zhengrong nodded in satisfaction, raised his horn and began to say the rules:

"This full-professional challenge requires everyone to experience different professions. Each person has different tasks and goals, allowing each other to help each other during the task."

"But you must pay attention to your respective points. In each program, the person with the lowest points will be punished, and it will affect the activity funds for the second program."

"Points can be purchased with earned money."

As the director said, he asked the staff to push out the signboard with specific rules printed on it.

In addition to the rules mentioned by the director, it also marked that one hundred yuan can be exchanged for one point, and vice versa.

And in this process, all the guests' mobile wallets have to be handed in, and they can only be contacted with the mobile phones provided by the program group.

There are also some special terms: it is not allowed to accept money and supplies from fans or passers-by, and it is not allowed to use money earned from part-time jobs other than 'primary work', otherwise the points will be cleared.

The entire billboard was densely written with a lot.

It can be said that Wei Zhengrong really worked hard to prevent them from exploiting loopholes.

After the group had finished watching, Wei Zhengrong continued:

"Okay, everyone is clear about the rules, then let's draw lots."

Song Qingyou raised her hand: "I have a problem."

"You said."

"Then what should I do if I get an inappropriate job?"

Song Qingyou's words attracted everyone's attention.

Wei Zhengrong was even more delusional, and emphasized with a stern face: "Is there any inappropriate occupation? The program selections are definitely legal and compliant occupations!"

"Director Wei, what are you thinking?" Song Qingyou suppressed a smile.

"I mean, I chose a profession that is not suitable for me!"

It does not refer to that kind of illegal and colorful occupation!
Jiang Xuyan took the lead in laughing, "Director Wei must be thinking wrong hahaha."

"Cough-cough-"

Wei Zhengrong cleared his throat, "Cut this part!"

"The purpose of the program is to embarrass you, ah no, it is to let you experience the hardships of other professions, how can you change if you are not suitable?"

"Then if Mr. Jiang gets the job of chef..."

Song Qingyou hesitated to speak.

Jiang Xuyan's laughter stopped abruptly.

Yu Muhuai: "That restaurant may close down that day..."

How can a person who cooks so badly that he vomits become a chef?
Jiang Xuyan chuckled:
"It's okay, Director Wei, I will definitely study cooking seriously!"

Wei Zhengrong's face darkened, and after two seconds he announced on the spot:

"Add a rule to the lottery."

"After the lottery, you are allowed to swap once. Remember, there is only one chance to swap!"

After seeing a few people, it was finally all right, so Wei Zhengrong asked for the lottery machine to be brought over.

There are dozens of colored balls the size of ping pong balls in the lottery machine.

"The occupations in each ball are different."

"So each of you has a different occupation."

Even if we help each other, it doesn't help much.

Zhao Yingnan snorted, "It seems that the order of the lottery is not important at all!"

It doesn't matter if Jiang Xuyan and Yu Muhuai draw last, right?

Maybe other people took away the more difficult occupations, and the two of them took advantage of it!

Of course, Wei Zhengrong would not allow such a "loophole", and explained:

"I haven't finished speaking yet."

"Later, you will have to rock-paper-scissors first to determine the order of the lottery."

"The first one to draw lots can draw five balls and choose one of the five occupations drawn."

"Second and third, you can draw three balls and choose one of the three."

"Fourth and fifth, you can draw two balls, choose one of the two."

"Mu Huai and Teacher Jiang, you can only draw one!"

"Finally, you will discuss with each other to see if they can be exchanged."

"Ah?" Jiang Xuyan pointed to the lottery machine, "How many occupations are there?"

"Only 25 professions."

"Then isn't this very unfriendly to Mu Huai and me?"

Jiang Xuyan patted his head, and then said to the staff:

"It's time to check your character. Quickly, bring me a basin of water. I need to wash my hands first! Wash my face!"

Wei Zhengrong asked angrily: "Wash your hands? Does Mr. Jiang still need to bathe and burn incense?"

"It's also okay!"

"Come on, prepare a bath and burn incense for Mr. Jiang. The camera is not allowed to be turned off. All of you are shooting at Mr. Jiang! Let's enjoy the content that cannot be broadcast!"

When the crowd heard this, they burst into laughter.

Jiang Xuyan: →_→

(End of this chapter)