not good, immortal

Chapter 42 Entrainment of private goods
"Humans are born of fucking people, demons are born of fucking demons..."

"Stop, stop, shut up."

Qi An pressed the mouth of that intelligent entertainment robot.

But it's useless, the thing that looks like a trash can is still making a sound:

"Immortals are born of immortals..."

"Um, Mr. Qi, that mouth is for decoration, and the speaker that makes the sound is underneath." The head of the development team pointed to the robot's belly, and secretly said "not good".

"Turn this thing off for me, next one!" Qi An waved his hand with a headache.

Without any explanation, the two assistants picked up the man on the left and the right and left.

"President Qi, give me another chance! President Qi!" The person in charge was stunned.

Didn't Mr. Qi like to watch fairy tales and costume dramas? How could he be angry if he changed some lines and put them in?
The secretary was still frantically shutting down the phone inside, and the "trash can" was still pouring out, but a female voice changed: "Sanlang, Sanlang, we will meet again in the next life!"

The lines of "The Son of Heaven"?Good taste!

Qi An raised his hand: "Wait a minute! I voted for this project, the meeting is adjourned!"

assistant:? ? ?
secretary:? ? ?
Robot development team leader: ? ? ?
There was only one person with a mournful face, hugging the device in his hand: "Mr. Qi, take a look at our products, Mr. Qi!"

Not bothering about their reaction, Qi An walked out of the meeting room.

He took out his mobile phone and glanced at the message that made him scratch his lungs.

Heh, it is definitely impossible to give other male immortals the contact information.

He wrote to Rong Jin again:

【Hurry up, are you there yet? 】

……

The small building surrounded by purple air is close in front of you. Looking at the battle, it is indeed the rope to bind the demon.It's no wonder that these two days this land has been clean, not to mention demons, there are no little fairies.

Rong Jin put Qi An's message in front of Yue Yue: "Look at it, it's all because of you."

"What good did I do?" Yue Yue felt a little confused, didn't Rong Jin enjoy participating in the matter between the cat demon empress and that woman.

Rong Jin pointed to Qi An's head portrait: "Do you dare to say that you didn't hold the red line? I reckon this child's temperament has changed a lot, it seems that it happened not long ago before you went down to the realm?"

Oh, it turned out to be the Earth Immortal of Xinhai City.

Yue Yue scratched his head: "Hey! Didn't I just think that the divorce rate in Xinhai City is a bit high, so why don't I find two people who live longer and have a better performance?"

Another performance hit.

Rong Jin shook his head, not understanding why this elder was so obsessed with the word "performance": "I really don't understand you."

Yue Yue was upset: "You Earth Immortals are comfortable. Since the one who blocked the Three Realms, there is no work all day long. Unlike me, it's miserable."

"Heh...you think I think so? In the past, the journey of ten or twenty miles was just a trick. Now, I don't know how long it takes to get here from the third ring road."

Rong Jin snapped his fingers, "Not to mention that the communication technique can't be used indiscriminately now. You have to use your mobile phone and charge it. Except that I live longer than human beings, it seems to be the same. Also..."

"All right, all right, I was wrong, I was wrong."

……

Not far away, on the second floor, in the room.

One person and one cat have already made most of the escape plan.

Fenghe is in charge of listening, Qiao Zhenzhen is in charge of planning.

Everything else is easy to say, and the certificate is also very easy to reissue. After all, as the "guardian" Qiao Zhenzhen helped Feng He apply for an ID card a few years ago, the key problem is that she is considered missing now.

Although it was less than [-] hours, Police Officer Jiang and the others agreed to help find someone, and the case has not been filed yet, but the hospital has to make up a reliable statement.

Qiao Zhenzhen took a look at Fenghe, but didn't dare to say that she really wanted to keep you and have a relationship with this Lu.

However, Fenghe is a cat now, and it seems that people and cats can't talk.

Well, it's not entirely impossible.

Just why do you feel a little perverted?
"What are you thinking?"

"Uh, how about... you continue to be a cat?"

"No, meow!"

"Don't scratch me, I'm just kidding."

After playing around for a while, the two of them finally decided that they had to go to the hospital first.

One is to let Fenghe behave "above and aboveboard", and not leave an unsolved case.

The second is to get the things she left there.

The third is that Feng He misses Xiao Ba a little bit, and before leaving, no matter what, he still wants to see her.

In fact, Qiao Zhenzhen didn't quite understand this kind of "friendship between mental patients", but she didn't intend to object.

After all, most of the monsters in Xishu didn't quite understand the friendship between her and Feng He, which seemed to be of disparity in status.

Thinking of this, Qiao Zhenzhen couldn't help but take advantage of the difference in size, and reached out to hug the black cat tightly. Her style really hasn't changed at all!

"What's the matter meow?"

"I just suddenly thought you were so cute!"

"what?"

"what happened?"

"Cute now...does it mean stupid?"

"who said it!!!"

……

The sun is too strong outside.

Lu Gui sat with the manuscript for a long time, feeling very confused and not very inspired.

He had just finished washing his pens when he heard someone coming upstairs.

Looking for the sound, he came to Qiao Zhenzhen's bedroom, and sure enough, he saw the three squatting furtively together, surrounding his cat in the corner.

"What are you doing?"

"Uh... I'm stroking the cat." Rong Jin's mind turned quickly.

You can't say that you are bowing to the cat demon empress.

Fetch the cat?

It doesn't look like it, especially Yue Yue and Rong Jin, it seems that they have done something bad, and they look a little scared?

Lu Gui knelt down and stretched out his hand: "Maomao?"

"Meow."

Feng He jumped out from the encirclement circle of two gods and one demon, jumped to Lu Gui's side, and rubbed him a few times very affectionately.

Lu Gui felt that his cat was indeed very spiritual, so he patted its head as usual.

"Meow." The black cat rolled on the ground again.

"I have paint on my body. If it's dirty, I won't hug you." Lu Gui stroked the black cat's fur with the back of his clean hand.

"Meow..." It doesn't matter.

Feng He is enjoying it seriously, and this is probably the last time to be a cat.

"Cats are really clingy."

Naturally, Lu Gui didn't understand, so he stood up and said, "I'm going to take a shower, don't bully Li Kui."

"Okay, okay." Yue Yue was respectful.

Lu Gui thought it was because he was forced by the landlord's majesty, so he turned his head and went to take a shower and change clothes without thinking too much.

Rong Jin looked at the back, and whispered: "I said, just this one, tell him that the cat is lost, why don't you pinch us to death?"

"This... I didn't expect the relationship to develop so quickly." Yue Yue squeezed his throat.

He originally had a plan in his heart, originally he wanted to let the cat demon empress get acquainted with this cat for a day or two, and then naturally he had other arrangements, he couldn't let someone marry a cat, right?

The Rabbit Spirit appeared suddenly, and he thought that the time spent together was not enough.

Now it seems that it is not enough, but too much.

But he and Rong Jin's little plan is determined not to let outsiders know.

"Anyway, I have to take Feng He away, how to explain to the surname Lu, you can figure it out yourself."

Qiao Zhenzhen didn't know the details, but just felt that this human being named disrespectfully wanted to compete with her for no reason.

How does that work?
"I know, I know, please keep your voice down." Yue Yue made a "shh" gesture.

Confused, Qiao Zhenzhen rolled her eyes, and went to urge Rong Jin again: "Hurry up, hurry up, don't forget about business."

Yue Yue is still a little jealous of this serious matter.

Rong Jin lightly made a seal on Qiao Zhenzhen, and the job was over.

"What about me?" Feng He looked curiously at the side.

"Young lady, you haven't entered the booklet of the gods, so..." Rong Jin made a awkward gesture.

"Then how will the god's book be published?" Feng He's eyes widened. According to Qiao Zhenzhen, she couldn't be a black household forever.

"Well, Xiaoxian has low mana, so I don't know." Rong Jin spread his hands, he really didn't know.

All I know is that a hundred years ago, that god incarnated in the Dao of Heaven, came from the land of no one, and returned to the land of no man.

"Cough cough." Yue Yue coughed aside.

Feng He turned his head and looked at this good-looking man who always made people feel very happy.I don't know which god's incarnation it is, I guess I was not very familiar with it.

"Well, Xiaoxian knows such a thing." Yue Yue squinted his eyes, raised his hand, pinched his thumb, index finger and middle finger together in front of him...

Rong Jin poked him with his elbow: "What about cross talk?"

"Oh, that's right, there is a god living in the East China Sea. It is said..." Yue Yue looked at Qiao Zhenzhen out of the corner of his eye, "Xinhai Society God Qi An Xianjun is more familiar with him."

Rong Jin rolled his eyes, so he was waiting here, but he really knows how to bring private goods.

(End of this chapter)