not good, immortal

Chapter 33 The First Day of Being Forced to Raise a Cat

"Just like that... Is it appropriate for you to learn how to call that person?"

"What's wrong with this? Am I chasing performance?!"

The man who talked to him held a copy of X201i that was running around, poked it left, and tapped it right: "Hey, this shit, why is it stuck again?"

"Is this... from more than ten years ago!?"

"Oh, it's only been used for more than ten years, has it been a long time?" The man pulled up a bitter face, looked carefully, and there was an unshakable joy on the brows, and the two completely different temperaments blended just right.

In layman's terms, it grows on everyone's laughter.

"I said, Master Yuelao, can you accept this expression of yours? Why does he have to be a funny guy when he is originally handsome?"

"Don't call me Yuelao, please call me by my full name, Yuefu Jielin Huangjun Miaoguo Suyue Tianzun."

"..."

"Or Xiaoyueyue."

"Little Moon Moon."

"Eh!"

The small building with the plaque of "Heavenly Marriage Introduction Service Center" was built at the beginning of the last century and is located in the newly renovated old city.

The red brick houses next to it were painted with brand new paint, surrounded by this dilapidated small western-style building, squeezed in the shadow of the surrounding tall buildings.

On the south side, a shallow and unclear river meanders through.

The room is very empty, the crystal chandelier in the front hall has been wiped clean, under the lamp, there is a dirty desk, bought from some second-hand market.

The nameplate placed on it was polished and polished, and it read: Gold Medal Matchmaker Yue Yue.

On the opposite side of the table, the brown sofa on the opposite side has been worn out, and there is a white-faced gentleman lying on it, holding a copy of "National Geographic" and chanting:
"Back then, my place was the best. The so-called Yang Yi benefited the second. Now those stunned youths have passed by one by one. Time is really unforgiving."

"Come on, you, the god of the great shrine of Xishu who has never left office for more than [-] years, how many can there be in Huaxia? Unlike me, I have no food!" Yue Yue said.

He raised his head from the laptop screen, with a gloomy expression: "Why do you think we have no business here?"

"Is there a possibility that you don't have a good name." Rong Jin curled his lips.

"What's wrong? Isn't the kingdom of heaven just like heaven, how open and bright? It's not as good as the one across the street, the little matchmaker's dating agency." Yue Yue cursed.

After all, Rong Jin has been in the human world for a long time. After thinking about it, he explained: "Nowadays, Chinese people like to call the place where people go after death called heaven. Well, to be honest, you sound like someone Compatible with ghost marriage."

"Fart! I have professional ethics, okay?" Yue Yue slapped the table.

He twisted a pair of thick eyebrows, and said: "Go and find out, I took this job from Taiyin Xingjun, went up to the Supreme God, and went down to the underworld, what kind of horse should match what kind of saddle, which marriage will go beyond Yin and Yang ?”

Seeing that he was really annoyed, Rong Jin had no choice but to raise his hands in a bow: "I'm just guessing, I can't take it seriously."

"Hmph!" Yue Yue sat back on the stool again, earnestly tinkering with his broken computer.

Rong Jin raised his eyebrows. I heard that this person bought it from that treasure a few days ago... Oh, he asked customers to attract online classes.

Judging by his dejected appearance, it is estimated that the money was wasted.

Rong Jin dragged his chin, with the words "watching a play" written all over his face.

Immortals also gossip.

He thought about it, and finally asked: "Then again, God Lord Lu Gui is the son of Emperor Jun and the only successor of Shaohao. If you fool him like this, if you think about it after you go back, you will be punished." ?”

"I'm afraid of shit, aren't you also an accomplice?"

Looking at the several eye-catching "0"s in the background data of the drainage software, Yue Yueqi didn't hit a single word:

"Yun County is under the jurisdiction of Xishu. If you don't provide me with information, how can I know when the cat demon will leave the customs? Where is it at this time?"

"Ahem, the cat monster you're talking about is the adopted daughter of Empress Nuwa, a direct disciple of the Buddha's dharma protector, appointed by the Queen Mother of the West..." Rong Jin began to snap his fingers again.

"Stop it, I don't mean disrespect. They don't want to take the fairy position of our fairy clan. I really can't find a title." Yue Yue stood up and stopped, "Don't read it."

"Designed by the Queen Mother of the West..."

"I beg you."

"it is good."

Rong Jin's mouth curled into a smile.

He could more or less guess that this old Xiaoyue who had just received the rank of immortal more than a thousand years ago... Ah no, it was Xiaoyueyue, what is the so-called sudden descent to the realm now.

According to legend, a certain goddess made a baby marriage for her son to the Queen Mother of the West, which involved many past events thousands of years ago.But this matter is too long ago, and even a god with his qualifications doesn't know much about the details.

Oh, of course, it may also be because he is a junior official.

It doesn't matter, Rong Jin didn't want to know that much.

What does this kind of secret matter involving the gods have to do with him as an immortal?Mainly looking at Yue Yue's bitter face, he was very happy.

"squeak"

The door was pushed open.

Long, powerful legs step over the already loose threshold.

The man walked in with a straight face, and put the black cat in his arms on the desk: "You cat."

"Ah...Xiao Lu."

Yue Yue quickly pulled the pile of things in front of him into his arms, put the hot notebook into his bag, "We are going out now."

"Ah, yes, yes, I want to go out." Rong Jin who was on the sofa also bounced up suddenly, and threw the book back on the magazine shelf next to him.

Before he could react, two black shadows jumped out of his eyes.The door closed automatically with no wind, behind him with a "snap".

Lu Gui looked at the cat with fluffy fur on the table, and didn't know what to do for a while.

Fenghe didn't know what to do.

On the way here, she still felt that this man was hugging him too tightly, and she slipped here just as she was about to get there.

And now, she has a strong sense of crisis.

There is... a strong fairy air in this room.

Let's just go out to the two of you just now, it's impossible for someone without a cultivation base of one or two thousand years.

She carefully retracted her paws into her bosom, forming a ball of cats and cats, leaving only a small head, and a pair of watery eyes staring at the man in front of her.

It is also confirmed now, the only ordinary person in this room.

Although it is not clear what his intention is to bring him back, it is better to relax his vigilance first, and then run away directly while the two are away.

Fortunately, he came here, and he remembered the way, and this place is not far from the hospital...

But why does this person always stare at him in a daze?

Feng He's mind turned quickly.

Could it be that he doesn't behave like a cat?By the way, what did Doudou say at the master's house?Oh, it seems to be...

She rolled.

Seeing that there was no response from the other party, he rolled again.

She's not very good at acting like a baby, but she can learn it, plus the flickering eyes... It shouldn't be a big problem to show favor like this?
Lu He frowned.

He watched the gray cat that suddenly started rolling around on the desk, rubbing against it, silently took out his phone, and sent a message.

【When will you come back later? 】

[I'm not coming back today, I'm on a temporary errand, please take care of the cat. 】

The matchmaker is also on a business trip now?
Lu Gui looked at the phone, then at the black cat.Oh, to be precise, it is a gray cat.

He thought for a moment, and sent another message:
[You have to pay more. 】

[Please collect: Huaxia currency 5000 yuan]

[There is also 250, food expenses. 】

???

Yue Yue was suspicious, turned his head, and met Rong Jin's pitiful eyes.

Rong Jin was very satisfied with this bitter look with doubts, and patted him on the shoulder: "I have to pay for the sins I have done."

Fine……

[Please collect: Huaxia currency 250 yuan]

[Received: Huaxia currency 250 yuan]

[Received: Huaxia currency 5000 yuan]

Looking at the words on the screen, Yue Yue let out a groan from the bottom of his heart, and shouted: "Damn! This one must be so worthless, and you still need to pay more! I just took an order from a rich woman, and the money I got has not been warmed up yet." ..."

When Rong Jin heard this, his face was full of surprise, and he said, "Rich woman?"

"It's not what you think!" Yue Yue turned his head, looked at the complicated expression in Rong Jin's eyes, and thought that this land is not pure after being in the world for a long time.

Rong Jin was anxious: "What am I thinking? I didn't think about it!"

An incongruous fairy always plays an incoherent mouth.

"Hmph, but it's okay." After a few words of argument, Yue Yue suddenly put on a cheap smile.

When something goes wrong, there must be a demon, Rong Jin suddenly had a bad feeling: "What are you laughing at?"

Seeing Yue Yue trembling, he handed the mobile phone in front of him, and it said: "Rich woman, what...a lot of money? Why are you begging for a child?"

"what do you mean?"

"I sent you a photo."

"!!!"

(End of this chapter)