not good, immortal

Chapter 16 Mrs. White Hart
"Yeah, you always know about dramas, right? Peking opera? Yue opera? Henan opera? And I learned it when I was a child, so what about rap facial makeup.

"Blue-faced Dou Erdun, Stealing the Royal Horse~Red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha~"

She sang a few lines casually.

No matter what, the music class in elementary school is always a bit impressive.

Feng He shook his head.

Xiao Ba is speechless, this classical Chinese and traditional characters come out of his mouth, and he doesn’t know the facial makeup of Peking opera rap, so how can he pretend that this ancient person is still academic?
Of course Fenghe didn't know.

Don’t say that Peking Opera was born more than [-] years after the fall of the Northern Song Dynasty. Even its ancestor Huiju gradually formed a relatively complete system during the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty. .

And "Rap Face" itself is a contemporary song.

But other patients do.

"Yellow-faced Dian Wei, white-faced Cao Cao, black-faced Zhang Fei!"

"Call Chacha, ah~"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah~"

Everyone you said, I sang one after another, as if in the Quyuan miscellaneous altar.

"Quiet! Quiet!" The tall nurse was still scrambling to collect the equipment. She had never seen such a battle before, and she seemed to be in a panic:

"Crazy! They're all crazy! Are they all crazy!"

No one pays attention to her.

If you are not crazy, who would leave it here?

A thin old lady over [-] years old stood up, raised her hand, and received: "The three cannons outside the gate are like thunder, come out of Tianbo Mansion, and I will protect the country~"

There was applause in the activity room.

……

Feng He lay on the bed, unable to sleep.

To be precise, she didn't know whether she should sleep or not. After all, she still didn't know how many hours humans in Huaxia country sleep.

Xiaoba couldn't sleep either, she was very excited.

Tonight's psychiatric department was extremely lively.

In the activity room of their mild women's ward, everyone just showed their talents, singing from "Mu Guiying in Command" and "Peony Pavilion" to "Blessed Lovers" and "Five Girls Blessing Birthday".

The upstairs intensive care unit has been turned into a large-scale multi-channel rock concert scene. It seems that there are ten bands competing on the same stage across the floor.

It is said that even the director of the psychiatric department was alarmed. He usually wears a white coat and needs a suit and leather shoes, but today he came wearing bathroom slippers.

After some tossing, the lights were turned off half an hour later than usual.

Xiao Ba felt extremely happy, since she was admitted to the hospital, she hadn't felt so happy for a long time.

"Thank you, Xiaohe."

This voice is much softer.

Feng He turned over and met Xiao Ba's eyes, under the starlight coming in through the curtain, they were shining brightly, hiding seven points of tenderness.

"Why thank me?" she asked.

"That's right, it feels like my elder sister has returned to me." Xiao Ba had a tender smile on his face, "In the past, only my elder sister was willing to share food with me."

Sister?

This is the second time Fenghe heard it.

"Where did your sister go?"

"Sister, she fell into the river not far from me without making a sound, and never came back." Xiaoba said lightly, as if he was not telling his own story.

So was it swept away by the river?

Feng He is speechless, she has never been very good at comforting people.

Xiao Ba didn't seem to need her consolation either, and continued: "Later, I wore sister's clothes, used sister's things, imitated sister's speech, scared them half to death, and they all said I was sick. Then, I got here."

them?Xiaohe Fenghe smelled a trace of sadness in the air.

"Xiaohe, I actually know that my elder sister is dead, but I always feel that she lives in my heart."

Xiao Ba pointed to his chest, "Sometimes I am myself, and sometimes I am sister, can you understand?"

"I... understand." Feng He nodded.

She used to have nothing to do, and she read a miscellaneous book somewhere called "Strange Records of the Eastern Desolation".

It records the notes of a Sanxian's travels in the world. He once visited an ancient village in a certain mountain. The villagers there believed that after death, ghosts would live on the bodies of their loved ones.If it is the soul of an unjust death, it will wander between the mountains and fields, looking for the body of the living to live there.

Because of the similar name, the little goldfish who once wrote "Eastern Wasteland" was not convinced. After reading half of the story, he cursed: "You are a money scammer! You are definitely a money scammer!"

In fact, in the book, the Sanxian finally believed that the so-called sojourning of dead souls was just because of missing relatives and becoming ill and suffering from hysteria.

As for the innocent soul, it is a trick compiled by some demons in order to defraud money.

It seems that Xiao Ba is more like hysteria.

Hey, does this hospital treat hysteria?
Seeing that Xiao Ba had shed a few tears, Feng He didn't have time to think so much.

I remember that Sanxian also mentioned the method of cracking it, but she is not sure whether it is still applicable to people nowadays.But it doesn't matter, try it.

"Actually, your sister may have become a fairy."

"Don't lie to me." Xiao Ba wiped away his tears, it was useless why he was crying again, "There are no gods in this world."

"Well... a long, long time ago, during the Warring States period, there was a monarch in Qin State named Ying Su. One of his daughters was born extremely beautiful, she was good at singing and dancing, and became famous in the six countries."

"and then?"

"At that time, a great witch admired her beauty and asked the Lord of Qin to marry the princess, but the Lord did not agree to his request, but drove him out of Yongcheng.

"The great witch energy was not enough, so I prayed for rain with witch power. Suddenly, the Yongshui River, Zhifang River, Tasi River, and Phoenix Spring River flooded around Yongcheng City at the same time, and the Qin Kingdom was in danger.

"The great witch said that if He Bo wants to get married, he must be promised by the princess, otherwise the water will flood the city of Yong, cover the ancestral temple of Qin, and even cause the Yellow River to flood and flood Qinchuan for eight hundred miles."

"But didn't the first queen of Qin come to unify the six kingdoms?" Xiao Ba half understood, but also found it quite interesting, "Did this princess marry He Bo in the end?"

"After the princess knew that the disaster was caused by herself, she wore a colorful dress and rode a white deer to the shore of the Yongshui. After thanking her father and saying goodbye to the folks, she jumped into the Yongshui and was swept away by the white waves. ,."

"Just like sister..." Xiao Ba's eyes darkened. Isn't this story still a tragedy.

"The Empress Nuwa took pity on her, rescued her soul from Yongshui, and fermented it into a fairy fetus, and handed it over to Xihe, the goddess of time, to raise her.

"This is the goddess, Mrs. Bailu." Feng He settled down.When she was a child, she was quite familiar with Mrs. Bailu.

Well, the main thing is that he often bullied that silly white deer and was sued.The master would pretend to take a cane and chase her all over the entire Eastern Wilderness.

Speaking of which, it was strange that Master hadn't come to look for her in the past few days after she left the seclusion.

"But what does it have to do with Sister?" Xiao Ba asked.

"The White Deer Lady hated the river witch very much, and vowed to turn all the unjust souls of the women who were drowned in the river into immortals. The Rain God was also extremely ashamed of her because she misbelieved the slander, so she gave all the errands of the Buyun fairies to her. Madame White Hart."

"Well... this story sounds beautiful, but how can there be any gods in this world?" After listening to Xiao Ba, he was thoughtful.

Feng He sighed, it seemed that he had failed.

Back when she was in Chang'an City, she had quite a few followers. This Chinese native is really not as easy to coax.

"However... let's just treat Elder Sister as a fairy in the sky, so at least I can see her every time it rains."

Xiao Ba's eyes were swollen, but he laughed again: "I really want to believe it now, you are an ancient person who traveled through time, and you can't understand your words in a very elegant way. You also believe in ghosts and gods.

"But it doesn't matter. I said I want to cover you, and I will cover you. If you don't understand anything, just ask me."

"Forehead……"

Seeing the sincerity in her red and swollen eyes, Feng He hesitated for a moment: "So, what does this 'time travel' mean?"

(End of this chapter)