Chapter 64 Second uncle, your request is too much, I can't agree.

"Little plasterer, brush, brush, paint the front and the back, and go home after painting the coffin."

Looking at Zhu Zhangui, who is pouting his buttocks, carrying a bucket, humming a ditty made by himself, and brushing hard at the same time.

Zhu Pangpang and the others couldn't laugh or cry.

But they couldn't stop it. Zhu Zhangui was in charge of the whole funeral ordered by the old man.

The little snot who knew the inside story was also helpless, thinking that he must tell Huang Huangye about this when he went back, otherwise when the emperor found out that he had changed the imperial edict, he would definitely end up badly.

Then he felt that it was not a problem for so many people to stay here, so he rolled his eyes slightly, walked up to Zhu Pangpang, and asked curiously, "Prince, what about you two."

Zhu Pangpang, who was watching his son brushing the coffin, was taken aback for a moment, and then glanced at Zhu Gaosui.

Ever since the imperial decree came, he didn't want to get involved with Zhu Gaosui, so he hurriedly said, "We're here to pay tribute to the funeral, it's over now, you guys are busy."

He patted the coffin, reminded Zhu Gaoxu and ran away.

Zhu Pangpang also nodded quickly.

"Yes, yes, we are here to mourn."

But he didn't run away, but kindly reminded Zhu Gaoxu.

"Second brother, this is also a good thing. You, reflect on it and write a book in it. As for me and third brother, I will go to father's place to beg you first, and you should rest in it!"

Smelling the pungent pulp smell and the slowly darkening interior of the coffin, Zhu Gaoxu yelled angrily: "Get out, get out of here, and take your little bastard away with me too. I don't care Please beg for mercy, if he has the ability, he will suffocate me inside and see what the historian writes about him."

Seeing that this guy is still stubborn now, Zhu Pangpang shook his head helplessly, and poked Zhu Zhangui who was still cleaning the coffin.

"Be careful, don't go too far."

Zhu Zhangui replied one, I'll do something, you look at it with peace of mind, and continued to brush his own nails.

"Let's go... let's all go!"

Zhu Pangpang, who got his son's response, got up quickly, pulled Mrs. Zhang who stretched her neck to watch the excitement, and yelled at the relatives and friends called by Zhu Zhangui to leave quickly.

The crowd, who were just watching the excitement, yelled at the coffin a few times, then followed Zhu Pangpang and Zhu Gaosui and went out.

Before leaving, I didn't forget to greet the musicians, and hurriedly started playing.

Zhu Gaosui even greeted Han Wangfei: "Come on, don't be stunned, hurry up and cry, hurry up and cry."

"Prince, prince, you can't go, what should we do if you go?"

Seeing that the crown prince and King Zhao were about to leave, Wei Shi quickly stepped forward and knelt on the ground, stopping Zhu Pangpang.

"Brothers and sisters, you cry first, and the third child and I go to the old man to intercede with the second child first."

After speaking, he stepped aside and began to direct.

"That paper money thrower hurry up, hurry up, raise that flag higher, yes yes yes, raise it higher."

"Yes, yes, everyone cried, knocked, and fought. The more lively the better, oh no, the sadder the better."

After commanding, looking at the overall atmosphere, the crown prince nodded in satisfaction, stopped Mrs. Zhang from laughing, and ran out the door quickly.

Soon in the entire Hanwangfu compound, only the people of Hanwangfu, Zhu Zhangui who was still painting the coffin, and a few little eunuchs left behind.

"Woooo... tick-tock-tick-tick..."

Zhu Zhangui leaned on the coffin, gnawed on the tribute, and listened to the feeble mourning and crying.

It was already an afternoon, and the suona players had already lost their strength, and the only voice left by the concubines and concubines of the Han Dynasty were crying, without expressions or tears.

"Okay, Second Aunt, I have been crying all afternoon, I should be hungry, go back and eat something to rest, even if you are not tired, my brothers and sisters are still tired, go back! Here is me Just stay with Second Uncle."

Princess Han glanced at the coffin with some embarrassment.

Zhu Zhangui reached out and poked the coffin.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Second Uncle, don't sleep! Second Aunt dare not leave without you."

"I really admire you, you can fall asleep even after making such a fuss."

"Humph!"

A smug snort came from the coffin.

"What is this? I am very tired on the battlefield, and I have experienced it all when I lie down and sleep among the dead."

Proudly showing off his experience to Zhu Zhangui, Zhu Gaoxu shouted to the outside, "Okay, let's all go back and rest! This little bastard dare not kill me."

"Oh!"

After everyone left, they approached Zhu Zhangui's coffin, and Zhu Gaoxu elbowed him into a big hole.

Glancing at the eunuch on duty next to him, Zhu Gaoxu waved at Zhu Zhangui.

"What?"

Zhu Zhangui looked at Zhu Gaoxu while chewing the tribute.

"Bring me a chamber pot, I drank too much in the morning."

After listening to Zhu Zhangui with an expression that I understand, he continued to eat the tribute and looked at Zhu Gaoxu.

"Look at me, take it!"

Swallowing the food in his mouth, Zhu Zhangui took a sip from the teacup to moisten his throat, and asked strangely, "Why?"

Zhu Gaoxu stared.

"Didn't the old man ask you to take care of this? I want to pee, just get me a chamber pot."

Zhu Zhangui nodded.

"The old man asked me to take care of this, but when have you heard that dead people want to pee? Your condition is a bit too much, I can't agree."

"you…"

"Okay, okay, I don't need you, can I? I'll do it myself."

Zhu Gaoxu, who was so angry that he was about to reach out for the flagon that he drank in the morning.

"bass!"

The gleaming knife was drawn out, and the tip of the knife touched the side of the hole.

"You brat, what do you mean?"

Looking at the shining steel knife, Zhu Gaoxu glared at Zhu Zhangui angrily.

Zhu Zhangui grinned, and waved the knife at the entrance of the cave.

"No other meaning, just to remind you, second uncle, that your range of activities is inside. If something sticks out, just chop it up?"

"You little bastard, what on earth do you want?"

"Second uncle, you are such a noble person, you forget things! Don't forget, this house belongs to me."

"Here you give you... When I go out later, I will move out."

"Hehe, that's fine, the house is settled, then let's talk about my 2000 million taels!"

Zhu Gaoxu, who couldn't help but stare, said, "It's 2000 million, you little bastard, don't talk nonsense, I haven't seen a penny."

Zhu Zhangui sat aside leisurely, picked up a wine jug, and slowly poured it on the ground.

Hearing the clattering sound, Zhu Gaoxu almost followed him out.

"Little bastard, I really haven't seen a penny. Don't you know what you put down there?"

Unmoved, Zhu Zhangui finished pouring out a pot and took another pot, still whistling.

"You bastard, all right, what do you say you want?"

Zhu Gaoxu, who couldn't take it anymore, finally compromised.

Joyfully put the jug aside, Zhu Zhangui looked at Zhu Gaoxu with a smile on his face.

"Second uncle, look at what you said, what do I want, and what do we talk about as a family."

"Stop fucking talking nonsense, just say what you want."

Zhu Gaoxu is too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhu Zhangui, he really can't hold back now.

Damn... I knew it would happen, so I drank less at noon.

"My Shenji Battalion is short of a batch of poor horses for pulling cannons. Send me 5000 horses from the [-] Battalion under your command."

Hearing this condition, Zhu Gaoxu stared.

"5000 horses, why the hell don't you grab them?"

 Thanks: The tip of 100 starting coins from the lead sister, thanks: 02 is the reward of 100 from Her Royal Highness, the world's number one princess.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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