Law Enforcer's Handbook

On this day, Song Lan realized another philosophy of life.

When cutting vegetables, you should concentrate on it, and don't always think about what you have and what you don't have.

Zhuang Chi and the others failed to answer his question. In 2167, when cooking skills were in decline, they only knew how to eat like everyone else, and couldn't tell the ingredients apart. Silk went out of the pot.

Maybe there was no ginger in these ingredients in the first place.

Or when he was absent-minded, Jiang was taken away by a small wild animal similar to a night heron.

Unfortunately, it was too late when Song Lan realized this problem.

Lu Xiang didn't have an attack in front of everyone. After taking a big mouthful of shredded ginger without warning, she calmly wiped the corners of her mouth with a napkin, and put a full bottle of ginger before Zhuang Chi and others suffered from it. The dish of hot and sour potato shreds was confiscated.

She found that the dull bird has become more and more daring since he came to the fourth district.

First, he framed her as a "broom star" physique on the phone, and now he is still "poisoning" her favorite shredded potatoes.

"Come to my tent after dinner."

……

When Song Lan opened his eyes again, the sun was already high in the sky at noon. The first time he woke up, the unique spicy taste of ginger filled his taste buds, and he lost all sleepiness.

Next to the mattress in the tent are several empty plastic mineral water bottles - this is the result of his and Lu Xiang's battle last night.

The cruel and cruel Lu Xiang can always come up with some terrible methods.

Based on the principle of not wasting food, she brought the plate of hot and sour potato shreds mixed with a lot of "landmines" into the tent. Potatoes are her favorite food, and it was the fruit of Song Lan's hard work all night. There was no way she could just pour the dish down.

But as the head of the law enforcement department, she will never let any "bad guy" go.

Therefore, Lu Xiang came up with a punishment game.

Inspired by a game called Russian Roulette, she slightly modified the rules of the game to make the tasting of hot and sour potato shreds full of suspense, tension and excitement.

With the blessing of Song Lan's superb knife skills, it is almost impossible to distinguish shredded ginger from shredded potatoes with eyesight, but it is much easier with taste buds.

She moved two small chairs and sat face to face with Song Lan.

The specific rules of the game are that whenever she eats a big mouthful of ginger, she will feed the ginger to the other party herself, so that he can feel the same way.

Song Lan, who is not good at eating spicy food, was seriously injured, and even had a nightmare about being chased and killed by ginger after falling asleep.

"You finally woke up."

Seeing Song Lan open his eyes, Lu Xiang thoughtfully handed over half a bottle of mineral water.

Russian roulette is a game that hurts one thousand and eight hundred. She understands Song Lan's feelings at the moment.

"Early this morning, teacher Catherine sent a message that the military technology personnel have been withdrawn, and they won't be able to attend to the fourth district in a short time."

Losing the control of "Sea of ​​Soul", the giant robot hidden underground in the city was destroyed again, and there is indeed no need for the company to stay. Their main goal next is to rebuild the fourth district."

This is undoubtedly a huge project. It took several years for the founder to build this place into a city of dreams during his tenure. Rao is a large company of the size of Kolo Films. Difficulty.

Two years, five years or more.

The first and second districts serve as a lesson for the past and provide a reference for the construction team in the fourth district.

Song Lan took a sip of mineral water and looked up at Lu Xiang.

The corner of Lu Xiang's mouth was raised, revealing a mocking and malicious smile, "As of now, you have directly or indirectly destroyed the core cities of the three coalition governments, sweep-bas-star—"

And he singled out the most prosperous cities.

The political center of the coalition government, the commercial and entertainment center, and the castle that the conservatives are most proud of are now history.

Compared with Song Lan's actions, what the "outside" rebels did was no different from playing house. Even the few "famous" terrorists in the past were at best just blown up with miniature nuclear bombs. The company's building was destroyed, and the damage and loss caused was less than one-thousandth of that of the dull bird.

But Song Lan felt that Lu Xiang had learned from someone badly, and RT6 was currently the number one suspect in his mind.

Lu Xiang's expression, as well as the intentionally protracted ending, caused him to have an auditory hallucination of "miscellaneous fish".

This is not a good habit.

Before Song Lan could speak, Lu Xiang continued, "Also, what kind of ecstasy soup did you give them when you were a teacher?"

"Ah? What ecstasy soup."

"Veronica, the eldest lady's parents are executives in the counterintelligence department, and now she hopes to get a job as a law enforcement officer with us, saying that she wants to go deep into the people at the bottom."

It didn't take a second to imagine how her parents would react when they heard that their hard-earned daughter was going to a border city to become an ordinary law enforcement officer.

Thinking of this, she felt a little headache, "Maybe they will reduce our expenses through relationships, or use other means to wear small shoes for us."

Miss Hannah, who idles around all day and travels around the "outside" in District [-], is already in trouble. People from the Abnormal Case Investigation Bureau can't find Hannah, so they come to her office every now and then to talk to her Playing the bitterness card, nagging about the recent work pressure of the Bureau of Investigation, without Hannah as a competent person, it is no different from pushing them into the fire pit.

As for Miss Veronica who said that she wanted to learn from them, it would be best if she could apply for a job in the propaganda department, which made Lu Xiang's eyes even darker.

What can you learn by going to the publicity department!
Can Dullbird be around casually?

Lu Xiang could already foresee that Veronica and Hannah would form a "tourist duo" after arriving in the [-]th district, and they would not see anyone once a month since then.

"The people in the counterintelligence department and the investigation bureau have learned to be smart. They know that it is not good to be tough. Every time they send low-level agents to play the bitter card to us, last time they found a broken arm."

Although the poor detective didn't say it clearly, it said between the lines that their senior thug Hannah was missing, and at the critical moment, they could only be poor little staff to deliver the head. He didn't forget to praise the recent great achievements of the law enforcement department, so that Lu Xiang didn't have the heart to speak when he wanted to drive the other party out several times.

As expected of a public official of a large corporation and coalition government, his strategies are changing and his actions are becoming more and more cunning.

"Old Lu, you are still too immature when it comes to making friends."

Hearing this, Song Lan took the initiative to assume the task of being a wise general of the seventeenth district's law enforcement department, advising the supervisor, "It's mutual to make friends. Next time they send someone over, you will take the initiative to attack. Before he opens his mouth, you will ask him." He complained that there is also a very bad employee in our department. He often doesn’t see anyone for half a month. Even if he goes to the office occasionally, he always watches movies during work. Find a lot of common language."

If it was him, he would soon be able to become friends with the Bureau agent who broke his arm, and maybe after they got off work, they could call Corey's people to a nearby bar for a gathering.

Of course, he doesn't drink alcohol, he will use fruit juice instead.

"How did you say that without changing your face?"

Lu Xiang's eyelids twitched violently a few times.

Perhaps Song Lan was right, socializing was indeed her weakness, especially since she couldn't be as cheeky as Song Lan and beautify her absenteeism as making a contribution to the department.

"Because I always make friends from the bottom of my heart."

"I……"

Lu Xiang took a deep breath.

She suddenly understood why humans invented tools such as hammers.

When verbal communication fails, you can only express your feelings by hitting the other person's forehead with a hammer.

If it wasn't for her reluctance, she might be violent and hurt others.

"Veronica is not the only trouble. Now the contestants of this episode of the show and a group of members of the search and rescue team have to send their resumes to us. Shaw Grant heard about the turbulent situation in the 'outside' and seemed to be He intends to stay in the seventeenth district and establish long-term contacts with us."

Lu Xiang paused, and added, "And Guan Lili, although she didn't look for a job, she asked me a lot about buying houses in District [-] in the middle of the night. She wants to buy a house in District [-]."

The situation in District [-] is unclear now, and the extensive damage has left many people without jobs.

According to people's word of mouth, District [-] seemed to be their first choice.

Lu Xiang never dreamed that one day the [-]th district could also use "low crime rate", "pure folk customs", "live and work in peace", and "many employment opportunities" as promotions to attract people from core cities to settle in.

"This fully demonstrates the outstanding contribution you have made to the Seventeenth District as the supervisor. What a beautiful thing!"

Song Lan was in high spirits, "Think about what the Seventeenth District was like in the past. The crime rate and unemployment rate remained high, and there were so many criminals with sky-high rewards. No one wanted to come to the Seventeenth District to find a job."

Under such circumstances, the chief prosecutor, Ms. Angie Foster, is also planning to erect a statue for herself in the square in the downtown area.

Song Lan felt that people should build a statue for Lu Xiang.

Or at least write her changes for the Seventeenth District into the local history.

From a historian's point of view, two people have made outstanding contributions to the transformation of the Seventeenth District.

People in District [-] should always commemorate the two names Lu Xiang and Chai Ke. The change of the whole city started from the moment Mr. Chai Ke sacrificed himself.

"Instead, we should take this opportunity to widely recommend them to settle in the [-]th District."

There are many company people in the search and rescue team, and their arrival can attract the attention of more companies to a certain extent. "This is what we often call investment attraction."

"Then I will stay in the bureau for a long time to handle official business, and I can't accompany you to the 'outside'."

With so many more people in the bureau at once, all departments had to be expanded.

Although Lu Xiang didn't reject these things, she thought of the invitation from "Nothingness" to Song Lan, "The 'outside' is not peaceful now. When the remnants of the high-level parliament were handed over, the dispatch department brought back a piece of news. Recently, the rebels seem to be concentrating on the seventh neutral country intentionally or unintentionally, and several of them are extremist and extremely hostile to the people of the coalition government. The foreign dispatch department believes that the leaders of the rebels plan to hold a meeting."

"Are you worried about me?"

"Ah."

Lu Xiang nodded seriously, "There may be female rebel cadres with big breasts at the meeting."

"puff--!"

Song Lan didn't catch her breath, and sprayed the water that she hadn't had time to swallow, followed by a violent cough.

Zhuang Chi!

It's all because of her talking nonsense on the phone at that time, which caused him to inexplicably add a setting that is interested in the attribute of "big breasts"!
When he finishes the matter at hand, the bonus must be deducted!

Song Lan had to clarify that she was frank and frank, and was not interested in these heretical things.

If you don't believe me, you can check his browsing history at home. Every time the website pushes this content to him on the homepage, he will be labeled as not interested.

Lu Xiang looked down at him, and before he could recover, he said, "And there may be guards wearing nano-tight battle suits."

"Is the source of the news reliable?...Uh, I mean when they appear, I try to avoid them as much as possible."

Unfortunately, Song Lan's supplementary explanation did not win Lu Xiang's trust.

She really knows this dull bird very well, she has a battle suit at home, and she has used the battle suit to conduct many tests, confirming that this is Song Lan's weakness without a doubt.

"When you arrive in the seventh neutral country, you have to call and report every day."

"Compared to this, don't you worry that I will be captured by human traffickers?"

Song Lan protested, "I've heard people say that human traffickers are rampant in the Seventh Neutral Country, and many people in the Seventeenth District have been tricked into going there, saying that it will make them rich, but in fact it is to control their personal freedom and let them Working illegally! Those who try to sneak away are brutally killed if caught, and their internal organs are auctioned off on the black market."

On this issue, Song Lan, who has been battling wits and courage with scam gangs all year round, has a strong say.

He has always been the anti-fraud expert in the department.

"If you say that, there is indeed such a thing."

Lu Xiang rested his left hand on his chin, lost in thought.

Not only the [-]th District, but also the "outside" human organ trading has always been a big problem. Considering Song Lan's physique, he should belong to the type who is easy to be sacked by criminals while walking on the street.

After a while, she said, "If you don't have enough money to go out, call me and apply. I'll transfer it to you. Although the seventh neutral country is not under the control of the coalition government's laws, human trafficking is an extremely bad crime after all."

"……what?"

"You don't want to learn from them."

Little Theater IX of its 240:
Friday, afternoon

After the love seminar, Hannah informed Song Lan of Lu Xiang's abnormal behavior immediately.

At the seminar, all members highly agreed with Lu Xiang's point of view, regardless of whether they were out of real feelings or not, and agreed that she is a lively and lovely person.

"Lao Song, Lao Lu, has she been stimulated by something recently? At that time, the battle was like pointing a gun to our heads and questioning us whether she is cute!"

Hannah's voice sounded terrified.

"What did you say?"

"Of course she is cute. Who dares to say that she is not cute, and I will probably be invited to the counterintelligence department for tea that night!"

"Don't talk nonsense, Lao Lu is not a person who avenges public affairs."

"She's not, but you have to pay attention to her mental state from time to time anyway. We just ended the meeting without discussing a single topic. Seriously, what happened to her today?"

"Probably because someone said bad things about her 'outside'."

"What bad word?"

"Said she was a cruel and brutal ruler."

"Oh? I think this is in line with her first impression."

"Don't talk nonsense, she is very sensitive to this description recently... But you reminded me that I should take action."

"Have you thought of an idea?"

"I'm going to start a Lu Xiang Kua Kua group, is there anyone from you who signed up?"