Law Enforcer's Handbook

Chapter 76 We are the champions of the vote

The worst still happened.

Song Lan never expected that there were only three of them, and a new department whose work direction had nothing to do with the city's meeting would be included in the attendance list.

Once included in this list, it means that they must also stay at the venue during the city-wide meeting.

"Director Lu, don't you really want me to be idle so much?"

Song Lan looked up to the sky and screamed.

"It should have nothing to do with the supervisor. She originally didn't include our department in the attendance list. This was the result of a unanimous vote by all departments. 』

"The result of the vote? We have no grievances with them in the past, and we have no hatred in the present. Why should we vote for us?"

Song Lan couldn't figure it out. Since he joined the job, he has never had a relationship with anyone.

"Chief, there is a sentence I don't know whether to say or not. 』

"You speak."

"Since the first day, I have always felt that there is a big problem with other departments' understanding of us. 』

Theoretically speaking, the purpose of their department is to help law enforcement comrades solve psychological problems, but since the appearance of automatic hamburger vending machines, their department has become a temporary canteen in the compound, and psychological counseling is just a picture. Le, the real purpose of my colleagues here is to buy hamburgers.

"The main purpose of their voting for our attendance is that we can bring the automatic hamburger vending machine to the venue to solve their food problems. 』

Food is an unnecessary luxury in daily life for people who have used nutritional injections for a long time, but after tasting the deliciousness of food, their appetite will be completely awakened, so that they do not eat anything every day. It always feels a little empty.

This is Valian's intuitive feeling.

As a member of the counseling department, she rewards herself with a hamburger every day for her hard work.

According to the experience of previous city-wide conferences, there are no large-scale criminals who would risk the world's disgrace and rush into the venue to hold important officials from various departments. The kind that was pinned to the ground by security personnel in front of the door.

Therefore, the attendance department spent most of the time during the meeting under the guise of patrolling, but in fact wandered aimlessly in the meeting area.

As a result, colleagues in the attendance department thought that if they could hold a hamburger in their hands while hanging out and chat with people around them while eating, the boring security work would suddenly become more comfortable.

Song Lan never expected that his plan to attract traffic to the department would shoot himself in the foot, directly causing their department, which had nothing to do with the city meeting, to become the champion of the vote.

Even if Lu Xiang is the head of the department, he can't go against public opinion and ignore the voices of the masses.

You like eating hamburgers, don't you?
Song Lan exuded an ominous aura all over his body. People in 2166 were too young in terms of diet, and they didn't even know the terrible consequences of offending the chef.

He has already figured out that during the meeting, he will provide the hard-working comrades with luxury packages of Mr. Hua X.

The staple of the deluxe set meal is naturally the burger.

In order to fit the theme of the city-wide meeting, they also changed the ingredients. The buns of the burgers are made of the best moldy bread, which has been fermented for 81 days to ensure that every mold looks as big as a sesame seed; The steaks are fresh and juicy 0.05 mature roast meat, trying to let the diners feel the most original taste of the ingredients; the side dishes are ingenious rotten leaves, and the leaves that have not been eaten by moths are not worthy of being on this menu. ;Finally, the matching drink is milk that has expired for three years. As long as you eat this package, you are guaranteed to become the strongest king in the Splatoon world.

Song Lan gritted his teeth and thought about the recipe, but in the end, in order to ensure that the toilets in the venue could be used normally, he kindly gave up this plan to make his inexperienced colleagues feel the horror of the chef.

Now that attendance is a foregone conclusion, he has to find a way to fish at the venue.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Elmon with a determined face.

This disciple of his has almost written the words "always ready" on his face.

A glimmer of inspiration crossed his mind.

As long as all food is kept "fully automated" during the city-wide meeting, then he only needs to move a chair to sit in a cool place, bring the tablet at home, find a few movies and wait patiently for the meeting to end.

To achieve fully automatic food production, he first needs to "input" the recipe into the program of the vending machine.

Almond.

You are already a qualified hamburger vending machine.

And now, it's time to add new recipes for you.

The focus of the recipes is convenience and ease of use, so Song Lan decided to put fried rice with eggs, dumplings, and stewed rice that he had planned in advance on the agenda.

"In that case, let's leave work early today."

Song Lan waved his hand and said, "It's a special period recently. In order to welcome the upcoming city meeting, late arrivals and early departures are also allowed."

He was going home now to input all the simple recipes he could think of into Almond's program as soon as possible.

"Lian, after the meeting starts, you have a heavy responsibility."

"Eh? 』

"Because our department has very limited manpower, Roger was temporarily transferred to be a security consultant, so the work of entertaining guests, cleaning up the dishes, and counting prices will be handed over to you. Be mentally prepared. It's going to be pretty busy."

With Valian's current attire, it's too inferior to be a waiter.

Song Lan had already conceived the general appearance of their booth during the city meeting.

"Section chief. 』

Valian took a deep breath, "Our place should be called the Psychological Counseling Department, right?" 』

She felt that Song Lan had completely misunderstood what she meant. The reason why she reminded Song Lan was to hope that the latter, as the section chief, could establish a correct work orientation and reverse the misunderstanding of other colleagues who regarded their place as a cafeteria!
But Song Lan not only didn't intend to change the status quo, but even intensified, planning to set up a booth during the city-wide meeting.

"Now is not the time to think about this. In order to launch a new menu, I will be very busy in the next few days. I may not come to Corey. You can control your working time."

"It's all said that the problem is not here..."

Ok?
Valian, who was about to speak in a hurry, was startled suddenly.

Introducing new dishes?

Wouldn't that mean more food for her to sample during the citywide meeting?

"Section Chief, don't worry, I'll leave the business of the booth to you, and you can just study the new menu!" 』

What psychological counseling department?

She had no recollection of being in such a department.

Their place is obviously the cafeteria of the Law Enforcer Compound.

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　　On a certain day of a certain year, Thursday, afternoon.

　　"Everyone, please listen to me."

　　In the dark conference room, Song Lan raised his arms and shouted, "If you want to defeat the enemy, you need to understand them first!"

　　All the people present at this meeting had gloomy faces, and it seemed that everyone was ready to kill everyone after going out.

　　"We need to know that the period of passionate love can keep people excited for a long time, and the effect is much stronger than the latest hallucinogenic drugs on the market!"

　　As soon as this remark came out, there was an uproar in the meeting room.

　　They thought that the theme of today's meeting was to discuss in depth the techniques of execution.

　　"In addition, falling in love can also keep people happy, which can greatly reduce the occurrence of mental illness! Therefore, we must understand that our enemies are not only optimistic and cheerful, but most of them have extremely strong spiritual power."

　　Song Lan began to talk nonsense in a serious manner, "But more importantly, falling in love allows you not to waste your lunch break on a group of old men, but to do something meaningful and leave you with unforgettable memories. "

　　Hearing this, everyone in the conference room suddenly realized.

　　TNND, there are spies!

　　"Everyone be careful, the leader is a traitor!"

　　They never expected that a traitor would climb up to the position of head of the regiment.

　　Torches were lit in the dark conference room.

　　"In order for everyone to have a deeper understanding of their opponents, I arranged for you a fellowship with the civilian department on Friday."

　　The torches were extinguished and the spirits rose.

　　"Leader, we will always follow in your footsteps!"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)