Xuanmen Xiaoguo Shi is divination again

On the day when Mu Da Guoshi gave birth, Mo Junli squatted nervously in the yard outside the delivery room, watching the dog who guarded the yard gnaw his bones for almost two hours.

When the cry of the baby penetrated the small courtyard, the sun had already pushed into the sky, the young man turned his head in a daze when he heard the sound, and looked up to see Po Wen's wrinkled smiling face.

"Congratulations Your Highness, the mother and child are safe, you are a little emperor and grandson!" The Wen Po smiled and knelt and blessed him, "The house is tidy now, Your Highness, would you like to go in and have a look?"

Hearing the words, Mo Junli was stunned for a while, and then nodded his head vigorously as if waking up from a dream after a long time: "Oh, be safe, just be safe."

"Look...you have to see..." the young man murmured, his limbs stiffened as he spoke, hands and feet together, amidst the congratulations, he floated into the room like a soul.

The newborn child seemed to have no bones in his body, and after Mo Junli took over the soft little bundle from Mo Wanyan's hands, he didn't dare to let out any air.

——He was afraid of a mistake, so he was crushed to death by this little cotton-like bastard.

The young man was in a trance with his eyes straight, and he didn't know how he bypassed the profound entrance. At that time, Mu Xiyin was accompanying the bedside to wipe the sweat of his little sister. When he looked back and saw that it was him, he hurriedly smiled and put it down. Put down the veil and exit the inner room.

Mo Junli, who has not yet recovered from the bewilderment of being a father for the first time, blinked slowly when he saw this, subconsciously walked forward, and handed out the cloth bag in his arms: "Aci, what do you want?" Want to take a look?"

Master Mu, who was holding a bowl of soup and medicine, calmly said, "I read it early in the morning."

"Oh, that's right, it's been this hour, you must have seen it." The young man nodded, and sneakily twisted his ankle for a while, "This kid is not quite what I imagined."

"How to say?"

"It's kind of ugly." Mo Junli's eyes were full of sincerity—the little bastard in the swaddling baby was so ugly that he couldn't believe it was his cub at first.

"Children are born like this," Mu Xici laughed when he heard that, "It's wrinkled like a little monkey—it will be fine in two days when it grows."

"That's it." The young man held the corner of his lips with both hands and feet, and it took a long time to piece together a sentence from his stunned mind, "By the way, Ah Ci, have you named this brat yet?"

"No." Master Mu bent his eyes while holding the medicine bowl, "You are here, so let's pick it up for him by the way."

"Ah? I, I get up..." Mo Junli stretched out the ending in a dazed but dull manner, and his already chaotic mind suddenly became even more chaotic.

He poked at the side of the bed and stared at the little bundle for an indeterminately long time, until the soup in Mu Xici's bowl was almost exhausted, and then a few words came out: "Spring flowers? Autumn moon? Dong, Dongxue ?”

"... surnamed Mo," Mu Da Guoshi's eyes darkened when she heard those words, she couldn't bear it anymore, she shook her fingertips, and smashed the handle of the spoon with a "click", "Do you think there is a possibility?" .”

"Then it's your fucking son—do you hear that, son!!"

"Your son can be called Chunhuaqiuyue Dongxue, why don't you just go to heaven and name it! Get the hell out of here, get out of here immediately!!"

"What? Dog egg?" Mo Junli's eyes were fixed, and now he thought of the little yellow dog in the courtyard that had gnawed on the bone for two hours, and almost instinctively followed what he heard, "Okay, Goudan, let's call it Goudan."

"..." Damn, tired.

Master Mu, who almost crushed the bowl, was suddenly speechless—if it wasn't for the confinement period, it was really difficult to use force, she would really wish that she could just blow away the ramming thing in front of her with a sword.

...Forget it, let him go first, anyway, before the emperor's grandson gives the jade certificate, the name has to be handed over to His Majesty for a review, he probably won't let his own grandson put such a ghostly name in the family tree.

Having figured it out, Master Mu chose to give up the treatment on the spot, then sighed and threw away the medicine bowl, and retracted herself into the quilt—the world said that "one pregnancy is stupid for three years", but she felt that she had lost her mind for no reason at the moment It wasn't her who became stupid, but Ayan.

No help.

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"How is it, Deyong, did you get a letter from Ayan?"

In the imperial city, in the imperial study room, the old emperor who had just approved the papers turned his head in anticipation, his eyes filled with excitement and excitement that couldn't be suppressed: "Is Xiao Aji born? A boy or a girl?"

"Here it is, Your Majesty, the East Palace just ordered someone to hand over a letter—look, it's here." Yu Deyong smiled, and then bowed to present the letter.

Seeing this, Mo Jingyao hurriedly reached out and tapped the envelope: "It's good that it's here—quickly, Deyong, I don't dare to read it, please read it to me quickly."

"Here." Yu Deyong raised his eyebrows, and carefully spread out the letter paper. The handwriting was elegant and unrestrained, very casual. Looking at the two lines of ink, the old inner eunuch smiled again.

"The Crown Princess gave birth to a baby boy at the end of today." Yu Deyong read the words in the letter softly, "Congratulations, Your Majesty, you have a little grandson."

"Emperor's grandson?" Emperor Yun Jing was startled when he heard this, then he laughed and stroked his palm, "Okay, okay, emperor's grandson, emperor's grandson—"

"The first-born child is stable, and can help (dāng) set off (kǔ) (lì) parents (gàn) and teachers (huó) earlier in the future."

"Hey, Deyong, did Ah Yan and the others name the child?" The old emperor leaned forward leaning on the handrail, "The letter didn't say what the child's name was?"

"Your Majesty, don't worry, let this old slave take a look." Yu Deyong lowered his brows in response, and quickly scanned the letter paper backwards.

When his eyes touched the child's name, the joy on his face froze for a moment, but the emperor, who was still immersed in joy, didn't notice this, and Gu Zi urged him to find it quickly.

"...Yes, Your Majesty." The corners of the old eunuch's lips froze uncontrollably, and when he spoke again, his voice trembled uncontrollably.

With a dull face, he read out the series of small characters slowly and flatly: "The emperor's grandson...Mo dog egg."

"Oh, dog," Mo Jingyao clapped his hands without turning his head, "Mo dog, good name, good—"

"...Wait a minute, what did you say just now?" Emperor Yun Jing's smile faltered after suddenly recalling it.

"What the hell is Mogou?" Emperor Yun Jing curled up his fingers with a cracked face.

"What the hell is Mo?" Emperor Yunjing's fist hardened.

"Mo Goudan, Your Majesty." Yu Deyong's eyes were empty and his tone was sad, "Mo Goudan, the little emperor's grandson is called Mo Goudan!"

"...He [beep——], dog egg, black dog egg?? But Fan Ayan [beep——] he has more brains [beep——] so normal that he [beep——] will not wake up Come up with such a [beep——] name!" Emperor Yun Jing was furious, and rose up to fight the case!
"Goudan, Goudan, why didn't he name himself Tie Zhu?!"

"...When I think that Qianping's future prince or even the prince is very likely to call his mother's son of a bitch, my heart hurts—"

"Go, Deyong, quickly find two people to bring a few more poetry dictionaries. I want to name the little grandson myself."

——The ghostly name "Mogoudan" must not be allowed to successfully enter the Tianjia Jade!

Emperor Yun Jing, who was throbbing with blue veins on his forehead, clenched his fists with high fighting spirit.

I originally wanted to write about cowardly ascension to the throne, but I suddenly learned last night that he named his son Goudan hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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