I live live farming in Shanhaijing

Chapter 119 Why Don't You Two Go Offline?
If Master Meng was a Fuso warrior, he would definitely want to commit seppuku at this time!

It's a pity that Master Meng is not, he can only have an old face flushed, and then it turns red as if it could drip blood.

Jiang Yaozi couldn't help laughing when he saw Master Meng like this.

She has always been a day and night contestant, and she stayed up so late purely because she was researching new dishes.

After playing the game for so many days, Sauce Elbow finally discovered the benefits of the game.

If she researches new dishes at home and accidentally makes some dark dishes, she will have to pour them down in the end, but Qingqiu's fluffy ones are different!

Especially Gui Wuji.

Regardless of what Jiang Yaozi researched, Gui Wuji could eat everything without any leftovers.

Gui Wuji: I don't want to either, but her cooking is really delicious.

What's more, because Gui Wuji is lazy, why hasn't he eaten?

Grass roots and bark are basic operations, anyway, if they can be put into the mouth, then swallow them whole.

As for the taste...

Think and know.

No matter what kind of dark dishes the sauced elbow cooks, it's better than those things!

So Gui Wuji was very happy to be eliminated.

Not to mention, when Sauce Elbow is feeding Gui Wuji, Gui Wuji doesn't need to move at all, he just needs to open his mouth wide on the ground.

One of the two is lazy and greedy, and the other is fond of cooking, they are a perfect match.

"Master Meng's success, why is he so excited? I am also so excited when I research new dishes on weekdays."

Sauce Elbow smiled and relieved.

"Emma, ​​I have seen Fan Jinzhongju before, and now I can see the truth! Master Meng, you are just like Fan Jinzhongju!"

Jiang Elbow is kind-hearted, but the most beautiful man in history owes him something. When he said this, Master Meng's face turned even redder.

"If it were you, you would be crazier than Fan Jin!" Master Meng stared.

"It's just a trick, what's so crazy about it?"

The most beautiful man in history muttered in wonder.

"After Fan Jinzhongju, he should have achieved provincial learning, which is almost equivalent to the current head of education?"

Sauce Elbow vaguely remembered that she seemed to have heard something similar somewhere.

"Oh my god, if I were Fan Jin, my parents would probably go crazy first!"

Jing's Shandong Dahan almost fell to the ground.

You can tell where he is from by looking at his ID. Let’s put it this way, if he is still in the local area like Fan Jin, he can worship his ancestors in front of his grandfather!

To put it even more exaggeratedly, if his sister were Fan Jin, his sister would worship ancestors in front of his grandfather!
"so smart?"

The most beautiful man in history also looked shocked.

"My happy event is no less than Fan Jinzhongju."

The flush on Master Meng's face gradually faded, and his expression was serious.

"How to say?"

Sauce Elbow looked curious.

Yuan Xingshuang looked at the crowd, and saw that Master Meng was gradually calming down, so he let go of Master Meng's tail, and at the same time he was a little curious.

He didn't know what these people meant by Fan Jin, but he could probably tell that Master Meng was having a happy event and was happy, not because he was insane.

It doesn't matter if you go crazy.

"See for yourself."

Master Meng tapped his toes, and immediately rose into the air, then his body spun a few times in the air, and then he tapped his toes a few times in the air, and then jumped into the air again. Under the moonlight, he looked like an immortal Lingshi.

"This……"

Everyone stared dumbfounded at Master Meng falling slowly.

It's only been so long, and Master Meng has actually been able to do this step!

Yuan Xingshuang was also stunned.

Are the talents of the human race so good?
If he remembers correctly, this Master Meng has not been in contact with spiritual energy for a long time!

How can you fly freely so quickly?

It was even said that Yuan Xingshuang had no doubts that Master Meng just didn't have a magic weapon, otherwise he could completely rely on the magic weapon to fight.

The talent of the human race is so terrifying!
Even Yuan Xingshuang had never made such a fast progress!
Look at Hu Er and the others who can't fly yet, people are better than foxes, foxes are so angry!
Yuan Xingshuang secretly decided in his heart that he must step up training for Hu Yi and the others.

They are alien beasts, how can they be compared to the human race?
Fox One: Why do you feel chilly?
"Master Meng, Master Meng, how did you do it!"

Seeing this scene, the most beautiful man in history and Jing's Shandong Dahan were immediately excited, regardless of Fan Jin or not, Master Meng can fly!
They did listen to Master Meng's lectures during the day—but it was useless.

They, one fell asleep faster than the other.

"Cultivation is already boring. If you can't even overcome this difficulty, why are you cultivating immortals?"

As soon as Master Meng mentioned this, he didn't feel sleepy.

——Although he was sleepy like a dog every day back then, and fell asleep while reading, but did this prevent him from teaching his younger generation?
No hindrance!

Maybe your teacher was worse than you when you were in school.

Jing's Shandong man and the most beautiful man in history looked at each other, and he was about to slip away with oil on his feet, but Master Meng, he held grudges.

How vengeful he is!
They laughed like that just now, can Master Meng spare them?

Of course not!
The two of them were dragged by Master Meng to receive half a night's influence on cultivating immortality culture - they couldn't sleep yet.

When he fell asleep, he was woken up by Master Meng pouring a basin of water.

What about people who have agreed to cultivate the Tao and ignore worldly affairs, and don't care about worldly affairs?
Master Meng, you broke the precept!

When Shen Zhiqing and Huo Wuji came back, they saw the unlovable Jing family from Shandong and the most beautiful man in history.

It was miserable for the two of them to be tossed. Seeing Huo Wuji, they hugged Huo Wuji's leg from left to right and wept bitterly.

Huo Wuji: "..."

"Then why don't you two go offline?"

Yeah, why don't they go offline?
The brothers and sisters who had endured the torture for a long time suddenly thought of this encounter, looked at each other for a long time, and suddenly couldn't help crying.

Why didn't they think of it!
Why not just go offline!

That's a really good question.

"No matter how you look at it, you look like a fool."

Shen Zhiqing twitched the corners of her mouth, the two of them really listened to Master Meng's lecture, so couldn't they go offline and run away?

But she thought about Master Meng's temper, about where the two of them went offline, and Master Meng could guard the corpse until they went online.

Why not?
Master Meng is very idle every day, mainly because he studies metaphysics and feng shui.

I won’t talk about cultivation, as soon as everyone listens to his lectures, they feel drowsy. As for Feng Shui, there is nothing to break ground recently.

There is no need to dig a grave, so Master Meng is just idle?

So Master Meng had a lot of time to toss them both.

Anyway, to die is to die, to be tossed to death is also to die, there is probably no difference, right...

shit!

Jing's Shandong Dahan and the most beautiful man in history expressed [-]% indignation. The death of the two of them was only physical torture, which was double mental and physical torture!

(End of this chapter)