Wangye's honeypot is lost again

Chapter 22 [022] Angry Tiger

While Ying Yang and Jiang Biyan were discussing how to deal with Bai Xingkuang, Bai Xingkuang had already finished half a jar of honey, and leisurely returned to the ruined temple in the west of the city.

"Boys, come out and eat sesame seed cakes." On the way back, Bai Xingkuo happened to pass by a stall selling sesame seed cakes, and wrapped up the remaining [-] or so sesame cakes.

People from the Little Azure Dragon Gang and the Little Suzaku Gang were all there, and when they heard this, they ran out one after another.

"Boss Bai, you're finally back!" Xiaodouzi was the most enthusiastic, running in front with his short legs.

Bai Xingkuang took out a sesame seed cake, and put it directly in Xiaodouzi's arms, "Eat it, and talk when you're full."

There were more than [-] pancakes, one person got two, Bai Xingkuan thought about it, and gave them another roast chicken with rare generosity.

"The nine of you share the food, and you are not allowed to compete. If anyone eats more, he will lose his share in the future, understand?"

"Understood!" Everyone's answers were not very neat, but they all responded, which was enough to show the status of Bai Xingkuang in their hearts.

At this moment, Bai Xingkuang felt a little distressed, she was going to move to the boxing gym tomorrow, what would this group of brats do?
Bai Xingkuan wasn't a very responsible saint, but these little bastards called her boss anyway, and they were all homeless little bastards, so she couldn't bear to let her ignore them like this.

"I won't live here starting tomorrow." Bai Xingkuan said suddenly.

Everyone was still very satisfied after eating, but when they heard this, their movements froze, and the atmosphere became dignified.

"Boss Bai, you don't live here, where do you want to live?" Xiaodouzi asked pitifully.

"Zeng Family Boxing Gym, I will fight there to earn money in the future." Bai Xingkuan replied.

Although these youngsters are young, they are very familiar with the environment of the imperial city. When they heard Bai Xingkuan say that it was Zeng's Boxing Gym, they all showed surprise expressions.

"Wow! It turned out to be going to Zeng's boxing gym. There are so many powerful people there, and Boss Bai is also very good!" Xiaodouzi was very supportive, and there seemed to be admiration in the eyes of Bai Xingxuan.

"You little bastard, do you really know boxing gyms?" Bai Xingkuang teased with a little surprise.

"Of course I know, I hang out with Sister Zhuzhu, I know the whole imperial city!" Xiaodouzi said proudly, patting her small chest.

Bai Xingkuo patted his head, and came back greasy with a handful of ashes, couldn't help but sighed, "You should take a shower."

Xiaodouzi was a little embarrassed, but then smiled naively, "We little beggars, how can we be so particular."

Bai Xingkuan glanced at everyone, all of them were dirty, not only did they not have the conditions to be particular about it, this dirty appearance was also a kind of protection for them.

"Since you call me boss, I can't be careless." Bai Xingkuan thought for a while, then took out the remaining five hundred coins and distributed them to everyone, "You take these coins first, and I will come back later Look at you, if you encounter any problems, you can also go to the dock or Zengjia Boxing Gym to find me."

"Wow, a lot of copper coins!" Xiaodouzi's star eyes immediately turned into circle eyes, and the insides were in the shape of copper coins.

"Here, me, how can we ask for money from Boss Bai?" Zhuzhu said with some embarrassment.

Bai Xingkuan waved his hand boldly, "Let's divide it up evenly. Take the extra to buy food and then divide it up. No one will take too much."

Although everyone was still a little embarrassed, under Bai Xingkuang's insistence, they still divided up those copper coins.

That night, everyone had mixed feelings. They were happy to eat their stomachs and got a lot of copper coins, but also sad that the new boss was leaving. Moreover, this boss treated them so well that they were very reluctant.

That night, when Bai Xingkuang was sleeping soundly, a system sound suddenly sounded in his head.

【Ding!The stone that can tell cold jokes has successfully opened a group, and now two pieces have arrived, please check! 】

"...Haha!" Bai Xingkuan who was woken up thought hehe, "Can the system shut up while I'm sleeping?"

【Can. 】

With a cold face, Bai Xingxuan turned on the automatic mute setting during sleep, and only after dawn did he take out the stone to check.

Two black stones, the size of an egg, are neither round nor square, oddly shaped, and look featureless.

But the moment Bai Xingkuang held the stone, the stone started to speak, to be precise, the stone started to tell a cold joke.

"Once upon a time there was a big tiger who fell off a cliff because of his greed!" Shito told jokes in a rigid voice, and after he paused for a while, he sneered three times at a uniform speed.

Bai Xingkuan looked dazed, as if he was frozen in place.

While Bai Xingkuan was in a state of stagnation, Shito told the second cold joke.

"Once upon a time there was a big tiger. It earned a wage of one tael a day and ate food of three taels of silver. In the end it starved to death!"

"Ha... ha... ha..." This was Shi Shi's laughter becoming more and more presumptuous.

After reacting, Bai Xingkuan was furious, his right hand tightened violently, trying to crush this broken stone with a ferocious face.But the result was very unsatisfactory, and I didn't know what the texture of the stone was, but it wasn't crushed!

"I'll go!" Bai Xingkuang couldn't hold back, and cursed viciously.

And Shi Shi's cold joke continued: "There was once a vicious tiger monster, it wanted to be rough on Prince Stone, but no matter what it tried, the stone was still a stone!"

"Hahaha!"

Bai Xing was about to die of anger, what kind of cold joke was this, it was simply mocking her blatantly!
"Okay, very good!" Bai Xingkuan's mind turned rapidly, "You can't be crushed, so I'll throw you into the latrine, and it will stink to death!"

This stone that can tell cold jokes should have a little intelligent system, so the cold jokes it tells are not only cold, but also a little poisonous.

"Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful woman from the White Tiger clan. She was rescued by a knight. The knight fell in love with her at first sight. She finally married the knight and loved her forever." Shitou didn't know if he understood the threat, a cold joke Although it was still too cold to be a joke, it was not so poisonous.

Bai Xingkuan still had a cold face, and said in a cold tone: "Which knight is stronger than the Baihu people? Do you have a brain problem, or throw it in the latrine!"

Shi Shi continued to tell jokes: "Once upon a time there was a very beautiful woman. She was rescued by a white tiger, and she fell in love with the white tiger at first sight. Finally, she married the white tiger and became the kindest woman in the world!"

"Fuck you big rotten egg, you better go to the toilet and make up stories!"

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(End of this chapter)