Picking up a husband is a pit

Chapter 45

Dinner was another sumptuous meal, and Liu Xixi couldn't stop eating just a plate of Nine Dragon Flying Fish. A spoonful of smooth and tender fish followed by a spoonful of thick soup was a joy to eat, so beautiful that she couldn't speak, but she Every mouthful is a tael of silver.

Fu Zhouzhi sat next to her, chewing slowly, admiring his daughter-in-law's big mouthfuls of fish and soup, and then smiled.

Liu Xixi picked up the gap between swallowing and praised, "The shopkeeper is so generous, and the food as a gift is so delicious! You should also eat more Zhuzi. If you don't eat now, it will be difficult to eat later. There are not many people in the world. A random gift like Lao Hu’s shopkeeper is a table of good things.”

What a "generous" shopkeeper!What an awesome "gift".

Fu Zhouzhi just nodded in agreement, and he would not honestly explain "What gift? It's all real money", and then he said stupidly, "What the wife said is, is she full, do you want another plate..."

Even though the purse in his arms was empty, he did not waver in the slightest in his determination to feed his daughter-in-law.

Liu Xixi nodded and shook her head again, forget it, she can't eat anymore, and will continue tomorrow.

Liu Xixi likes this kind of "free gift" very much. Not to mention the good taste of the fish, she can gobble it up even if it is just enough to eat.

Liu Xixi was full of happiness, and Fu Zhouzhi was also full of happiness.

It's just that after the meal was over, the shopkeeper Lao Hu secretly whispered in Fu Zhouzhi's ear, "My lord, your dinner is 70 taels."

Fu Zhouzhi raised the corners of his lips, and gave Old Hu the shopkeeper an idiot look.

70 taels, think he can't take it out!When he picks it up at night, let alone 70 taels, he won't even blink at 700 taels.

He casually summoned the Spirit Sword Breaking River and threw it to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper was in a hurry and almost missed it. Fu Zhouzhi said, "Take it, and I will exchange it for silver tomorrow."

After speaking, people went upstairs.

The shopkeeper Liu Laohu held the Pochuan sword tremblingly in the lobby, and thought to himself: No wonder this is so cold and cold, so he is the son of Xianmen!Can't afford to provoke...

When Fu Zhouzhi went upstairs, he met Xiaoer who came out of the house carrying a wooden bucket. When he saw Fu Zhouzhi, he first leaned over to say hello and then went down with the wooden bucket.

A screen was erected in the room, and the inside of the screen was shrouded in mist, and the sound of splashing water and the slender figures reflected on the screen made it impossible to see clearly, making Gu even more imaginative.

Fu Zhouzhi saw this scene as soon as he came in, and instinctively turned to go out to avoid suspicion, but just as he turned around, he stopped again, raised his hands and naturally closed the door tightly and put the latch on it.

Why did he avoid suspicion, why did he go out, he was qualified to stay in accordance with reason and law.

If the daughter-in-law needs it, shouldn't he add some water and hand something next to her?

The sound of splashing water fell in his ears, causing someone's throat to burn, he gulped down a mouthful of scorching saliva, turned his head away, and then heard the sound of splashing water again and again, and he couldn't help turning his head a little bit Go and watch carefully.

But apart from the blurry shadow floating on the screen, nothing can be seen.

Seeing and watching, the person moved forward, quietly moved to the side of the screen, and cautiously poked his head over the edge.

"Zhu Zi, didn't you come into the house? Why don't you come here? If you don't come here again, you will drown." Liu Xixi shouted anxiously. When she turned her head, she saw that Zhu Zi not only responded, but also hid behind the screen with half of her face exposed, sneaking around It's like being a thief.

Liu Xixi was annoyed, "I can't come here yet, Erbai fell inside, I can't reach it, your arms are longer than mine, quickly pull it up."

At this time, Liu Xixi was lying on the edge of the tub fully dressed, bent down with her sleeves rolled up, trying to fish out Erbai who had sunk to the bottom of the tub, the sound of splashing water was her trying to use her short arms to Kick the ground to catch two whites.

A disappointed person snorted coldly, "Since it fell by itself, what else is there to catch? Anyway, it can't give birth to kittens. It's not a good time to die. The pillar will catch a different one for the wife, which is guaranteed to be better than this one." It makes my daughter-in-law like it even more."

Wow, a splash of water flew towards him, Fu Zhouzhi didn't hide, he was covered in water spots from head to toe, and there was a little bit of water in his mouth, the water actually smelled like cats!Damn Erbai!
Liu Xixi was really angry, and she jumped in to get the money without taking off her shoes.

He stretched out one hand to hold her, and with the other, he hugged and supported Liu Xixi who had just raised his legs and wanted to jump in. He didn't care whether Liu Xixi's eyes were burning or not, and took Liu Xixi by himself. Turning to one side and putting it down, he stretched out his long arms and lifted Erbai who was sinking to the bottom.

"Daughter-in-law, you rolled your eyes seeing it, can't you have it?"

As he said that, Erbai was thrown on the ground, his cat's eyes were turned white, his limbs were limp, and his white hair was sticking together wetly. After looking at him like this, he found that Erbai was not fat at all, but rather thin.

A certain cat admires its own ability to pretend to be dead, especially when it hears the evil man saying that it will lose it, it becomes more determined to play dead. As long as it can leave this evil couple, its cat life will return to light , and then return to its demon king's territory to do its best, just think about it.

So, a certain cat pretended to be more attentive, and a part of the cat's tongue was exposed and drooped down. It couldn't be more like it!
Even when Liu Xixi felt for its pulse, a certain cat could hold back for a long time.

Liu Xixi was in a hurry.

Erbai is not an ordinary cat pet to her, and she must not give up like this. With a flick of her hand, she took out a bottle of elixir that had been kept in the base all the time. The elixir that came, the monk exaggeratedly said that the elixir could bring the dead back to life. At this time, Liu Xixi hoped that what he said was true.

Without hesitation, she took out one and stuffed it into Erbai's mouth, and even supported the cat's chin to help it swallow it. If it was difficult to swallow, she poked it in with one finger.

The straight poke almost choked Bai Maojun to death.

The cat's heart is determined to pretend to be dead, choking is nothing, as long as it can be thrown out, it can bear it!
Erbai didn't respond during a cup of tea, Liu Xixi opened the bottle cap and poured out another one, poked it in, but there was no response, then poked another one, one after another, until Erbai twitched all over his body and whimpered "alive", Liu Xixi Only then stopped.

At this time, someone who knew the truth but didn't reveal it, witnessed the whole "rescue process" with his own eyes, and then showed a smile with a little satisfaction.Playing dead is not it!Keep pretending, her daughter-in-law's elixir is gone, and he still has it here, so let the silly cat survive!

……

late at night.

The beds in the guest room are much bigger than those at home, and they are very spacious, so it is no problem to sleep three people.

So Liu Xixi let Erbai, who had come back to life, sleep between the two of them, for no other reason than she was afraid that Erbai would die in the middle of the night after taking so many pills that he had just eaten.

This is a loyal cat pet who has cultivated into a demon, and the most important thing is that she is so beautiful, it would be a pity to die before leaving a litter of cubs.Liu Xixi was reluctant, so she had to take good care of her.After covering himself, he also covered Erbai with a corner.

Once the quilt is covered, the cat's body is not warm but colder. This is it, sharing the same bed with the wicked girl!It's still in front of the evil boy, it's not chic enough, it can't die yet!

As it expected, without the face covered by the mask, after seeing this scene, the murderous arrogance in the dark almost condensed into a solid body, and the cat that was directly pressed was paralyzed and had difficulty breathing.

The cat's paws covered under the white fur moved cautiously little by little, until it quietly moved out from under the corner of the quilt, and the cat's head touched the bed board, and then the pressure dropped suddenly, exhale, take a long breath!
Two people and one cat sleep together.

Inside is Liu Xixi who is sideways and closed, outside is Fu Zhouzhi who is pretending to be asleep, and in the middle is the trembling and submissive Bai Maojun, whose limbs and paws are tucked under the belly, even the cat's tail is pressed down and dare not move.

A manic cat's heart scolded the sky!
In the dead of night, it is time for every family to sleep soundly.

Liu Xixi, who was lying on the side, opened her eyes suddenly, got up quietly and confirmed that the person and cat in the same bed were all asleep, then came down and quietly adjusted her clothes, and tied her long hair into a masculine style, because she was still wearing three The men's clothes that Huang Guan was wearing when he ran out in a hurry, now he really looks like a delicate young man.

After confirming the sleeping person on the couch again, he turned and went out.

As the door closed with a bang, the person on the couch also opened his eyes and sat up.

"Boy, your wife has run away." He said calmly to Mr. Baimao who was not asleep.That way seems to say "Look, your wife doesn't want you anymore, haha".

(End of this chapter)