Picking up a husband is a pit

Chapter 25
He raised a goose, a cat, and a "erha", plus a certain wounded who was crying all day long.

Liu Xixi's life is very fulfilling, especially knowing that Liu's small courtyard has become the only courtyard with people within a radius of ten miles.

Don't ask her how she knew, ten days have passed, and the poor rice grains at home have long since been eaten up, and they mainly rely on hunted meat. She got angry from eating every day, and her nose bleeds several times.

In order to survive this "doomsday" disaster, she can only learn to be a three-handed gentleman, sneaking around to the east and going to the west, collecting edible things as much as possible, and leaving money with conscience!Is it possible, she is so poor that she is about to sell herself, what is money, life!Hugh told her life!

At best, after I got it, I bowed silently to the house and said, "Thank you for the kindness of the master's family. When I become rich and powerful in the future, I will repay it a hundred times."

In the past ten days, although there were no big monsters in Liu's courtyard, there were three or four shocks every day, accompanied by colorful lights flashing in the sky, thick clouds rolling and surging, and strong winds sweeping.

Every time the vision appeared, there was an earthquake and a strong wind. In order to avoid the shaking of the house and crushing them, the three of them squatted in the yard every time and used a door panel that flew out of nowhere to resist the strong wind. Fortunately, the pillar was strong enough to catch them. prison.

Every time the vision disappears, Liu Xixi inspects the inside and outside of the house to see if any valuables have been blown away or damaged. For a while, he exhales fortunately, and for a while, he clutches his chest so distressed that he is dying. Several times a day, Repeat this until numb.

Twelve days passed, and the gate of the Liu Family Courtyard, which had been strong for many days, finally collapsed in a hysterical gale, including half of the courtyard walls, and the windows fell apart with a bang.

Without the barriers of the windows, waves of dust and all kinds of miscellaneous debris, such as broken gourds and water ladles, dirty children's clothes, straw woven hats with rotten edges, flew in. a book.

Liu Xixi numbly picked up the book from under the table leg, patted the dirt, the cover page reads "The Righteous Way in the World", the literal meaning is very positive, it can't help but remind people of a great Confucian, whoops, which one is this However, Liu Xixi didn't know that there were such experts in research in Geda Village, and when the situation passed and everyone came back, she would definitely return the book in person.

Liu Xixi was about to open it to worship, and just put her finger on it when Zhu Zi came in with the quilt cleaned.

"Daughter-in-law, let me see what you have."

Speaking quickly and moving quickly, Zhu Zi threw away the bedding and snatched the book from Liu Xixi's hand.

Before Liu Xixi yelled, Zhu Zhu had already turned around and sat lightly on the freshly wiped table, with one foot still standing on the dusty stool, raised his legs and opened it with great interest.As the book was opened, the eyebrows were raised, the pupils were three points larger, and the mouth slowly made one after another cleft mouth, and the wonderful light in the eyes flickered.

Subconsciously, Liu Xixi felt something was wrong, so she hurriedly snatched the book back, and at a glance, she saw the simple and unrestrained words and pictures of men and women entanglement on the pages of the book. The dirty Liu Xixi wished that she was blind and never saw it.

Before crossing, she devoted herself to the road of rebellion. In order to be kicked out of the house, she did many unimaginable and rebellious acts, but she never thought about the relationship between men and women, and the little white rabbit is not as white as her.

Zhuzi reached out and wanted to grab it, but Liu Xixi was annoyed, and slapped Zhuzi on the face, making Zhuzi stunned and even got a red slap mark.

Liu Xixi became angry from embarrassment, "What to watch, don't watch what children shouldn't watch."

"I'm not a child. My daughter-in-law can see it, but why can't I." Zhu Zi covered his face in resentment. This was the first time his wife had slapped him in the face and felt wronged.

"If you say you can't watch it, then you can't watch it. You are only so old, and your hair hasn't grown yet, so you just want to watch this kind of thing, don't you want to grow taller..." It is said that watching this kind of thing too much will make you ripen. Looking at the 17-year-old Zhuzi With an immature appearance, she still has at least three years to grow up. If her family's "strong man" is destroyed because of a book of "garbage", that's not okay.

Liu Xixi wanted to tear up the books that shouldn't come, but she tried hard, but it didn't work, and she tried again, but it still didn't work.

Zhu Zi rubbed his face resentfully, watching Liu Xixi gnash his teeth and tear it apart for a long time, and after a long struggle, he only crumpled the book, and faintly dropped the corners of a few pictures.Zhu Zi shook the corners of his eyes, holding back his smile.

Liu Xixi felt that she was being treated like a monkey by someone, and when she got angry, she simply took the book and burned it in the kitchen.

Erbai was lying on his bed watching Liu Xixi hurried into the kitchen, throwing a book and lighting the fire, the flames danced happily, Liu Xixi was afraid that it would not burn cleanly, so he picked it up and down with a stick until every page of the whole book was melted into flames. ashes.

The whole process does not allow the pillars to come close.

But Erbai is different, as a cat who is not very favored, it is only natural to squat with the mistress, and it is only natural to watch burning books together.

So it witnessed lifelike beautiful pictures of men and women "struggling" in the flames, and finally turned into ashes.

Meow meow meow!In vain, it has been cultivated for 300 years and has traveled all over the world. I have seen many excellent works. Such wonderful works with excellent form and spirit are rare.

Meow woo woo woo woo...

Snapped!
Liu Xixi slapped the noisy Erbai into a mute, grabbed Erbai's front legs and slipped him into the cat's litter box, and stroked his head a few times. It was fluffy and nice, and his irritable mood also calmed down. come down. "Erbai, we don't have any pancakes to feed you. You can figure out a way for yourself. You are the only cat in the village now. Now all the mice in the village belong to you. No cat will steal from you. It should be enough for you to eat." , Work hard at night, and come back when you are full."

Patting the cat's head lightly, Liu Xixi smoothed Erbai's hair with both hands, scratched the neck, the fur was soft, and then stroked along the back, smooth as silk, and felt good to the touch.The scratching Erbai squinted his cat's eyes, and purred a series of comfortable and comfortable cat purrs from his mouth.

Seeing Erbai enjoying herself, Liu Xixi felt much warmer in her heart.

I had enough of petting the cat, so I left.

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Meow!
What was it doing just now, was it snoring at the human woman like an ordinary silly cat!The hateful human woman really has ulterior motives for it, and she even tries to tame it with this method...

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Niu Ertie was originally just a flesh wound, after so many days, he was almost fine, seeing Liu Xixi and Zhuzi busy cleaning up, he also wanted to help, but as soon as he got close to Liu Xixi, Zhuzi followed Sha Jumping over like a god, in the end, he could only hide in the corner and be a useless person silently.

After being threatened by the pillar several times, Niu Ertie didn't even dare to sit at the same table with the two of them, and every time he served a bowl of food by himself and went back to the room to eat quietly, with tears in his eyes.

These days Niu Ertie also saw with his own eyes how Zhu Zi disemboweled the strange beast that broke into the yard. The knife skills and the strength of the hands were so proficient that even butchers who had been in the industry for many years could not compare.Every time Niu Ertie hid in the house and peeped through the window, he always felt that he would be the next one to be slaughtered by Zhuzhu. He woke up in a dream every night, sweated coldly every night, and felt like he would grope around his neck every night. Make sure the head is still there.

Until this night, the nightmare came true.

The pillar who had been sleeping on the floor in Liu Xixi's room suddenly appeared beside Niu Ertie's bed. In the darkness, the dark figure stood coldly, like an evil spirit descending.

Niu Ertie opened his mouth wide and before he could yell out, he was struck by the palm of the pillar and passed out.

Then, a white shadow jumped on the window sill that had been broken a long time ago, it was Erbai.

"Xiao Er, come here." Zhu Zi knocked him out, and turned his head to stare at the cat on the windowsill maliciously.

The white cat trembled, not only because of its fear of the powerful human man in front of him, but also because of its strong dissatisfaction with the title "Xiaoer".

The cat's mouth opened, it was not a meowing sound, but a clear human voice, "Don't ask me to take the blame, don't pretend that I don't know, this person was told by your wife not to be hurt. You beat him You handle it."

The white cat's real name is Yunjian, and this name was given to it by the first human race it met when it first transformed into form. The boy said that he strayed into the human world like a heavenly man on the cloud, so the boy called him Yunjianjun, and he liked this name. From then on, he traveled around the world under the name of Yun Jian, until he was arrested and taken into the small courtyard of Liu's family.

(End of this chapter)