Picking up a husband is a pit

Chapter 17 Mrs. Shaoxia Is Still Satisfied
When Liu Xixi got home, she opened the door and entered the yard, and saw Zhu Zi standing next to the overturned soft vegetable field with a hoe, leaning sideways and smiling silly at her, with beads of sweat still glistening on her forehead.

"Daughter-in-law is back, look, I've turned over the vegetable field and fed the goose well."

As he spoke, the big goose yelled "goose, goose, goose" in cooperation, its wings fluttered and its feathers spread all over the ground, and its neck stretched out, as if it had fought with someone!
Liu Xixi was a little puzzled, what is going on with Big Goose's desperate attitude!Could it be that the big goose still hasn't forgotten the revenge of being kidnapped!Obviously Zhu Zi fed it yesterday and was still very good!

Zhu Zi raised his fist at the big goose, and the frightened goose quickly got into the nest.Turning his head and smiling at Liu Xixi again, "Daughter-in-law, come into the house quickly, I will explain the reason to the big goose if it is not good."

Liu Xixi broke into a cold sweat, "You can explain the truth to it and it can understand it!"

Zhu Zi nodded very determinedly.

Liu Xixi raised her eyebrows, thinking that this is a world where even a big tree can become spiritually intelligent, cultivating demons and becoming immortals, she acquiesced, maybe this little thing could really be spiritually enlightened after being stimulated by the pillar, "Well, tell me, maybe Tomorrow our family will have more than one Goose Fairy."

Liu Xixi didn't ask any more questions, and went into the house with the smoked chicken loofah.

The pillar quietly retreated to the bottom of the wall. Once the mask was put on, he jumped up and squatted on the top of the wall, looking down at the mud fiend immortal master quietly squatting at the bottom of the wall outside the wall.

The fairy teacher named Pu Jiang, who accidentally turned into a mud figure, looked up at the pillar on the wall, grinned flatteringly at the pillar, and whispered, "I don't know if Mrs. Shaoxia is still satisfied, whether I can leave!"

That's right, the vegetable field was turned over by the immortal master Pu Jiang, and the big goose was turned over by the immortal master Pu Jiang. The vulgar matter of feeding the big goose, the humiliation, is simply the greatest humiliation in his life, Pu Jiang, and let's see if he reaches Dacheng one day, he will return to Geda Village for bloodbath and revenge.

"Hey, young man, can you please tell me something, I still have the strength, and I can go through it again."

"No, let's go. My wife doesn't like my dealings with outsiders, especially those cultivating immortals. If you can't keep it secret and let my wife know, I will beat you up every time I see you."

"Don't dare, young hero, you can rest assured, I am top-notch, and my secrecy is also top-notch. I swear to God, if I break my promise, I will be punished by God, and I can choke to death if I drink my saliva."

Zhuzi stared at Pu Jiang indifferently and finished swearing, Pu Jiang thought that Zhuzi didn't believe him, so he raised his palms up to the sky, Zhuzi believed him, "I won't talk nonsense with you, it will delay my meal."

Zhuzi turned around and jumped back into the courtyard. Pu Jiang outside the wall ran away, running and jumping, forgetting that he is a cultivator who can fly with objects. Some villagers sighed when they saw him, "Which village is this muddy man who made the animal disaster happen?" I'm so scared that I can't even walk."

noon.

Liu Xixi cooked a pot of noodle soup, sprinkled with chopped green onion, and dropped a few drops of sesame oil. With the blessing of salt, the pot of ordinary noodle soup was very delicious.

Then tear up the smoked chicken given by the old village chief, and stir-fry the loofah.

Drinking the noodle soup, taking a chicken leg and eating a loofah, Liu Xixi was very satisfied, and Zhu Zi was also very satisfied. A bowl of noodle soup at one end of the big bowl slurped down, and the smoked chicken did not stop.

Liu Xixi choked on his behalf, thinking that Zhuzi must be tired from turning the floor in the morning to gobble it up so voraciously, and handed the chicken leg to Zhuzi as well.

Zhu Zi was indeed tired and hungry. After all, beating someone was not enough to kill him.

In the afternoon, Liu Xixi took three loofahs to Aunt Wan's house to ask for some radish seeds. Aunt Wan got dizzy with all the planting theories, and in the end she only remembered one plant in each pit, remembering to water and fertilize...

When I got home, I took the pillars and practiced in the vegetable field together.

Zhu Zi dug a hole with a small shovel. The depth of the hole was random. Liu Xixi planted and covered the soil, and the thickness of the soil cover was also random.It doesn't matter whether this kind of planting is right or not, whether it can germinate or not is up to God.

Half of the radishes are planted, and the other half are planted with cabbage. If they grow well, they will not have to worry about running out of vegetables this winter.But having said that, just the two of them, one half-baked, one half-baked, half-baked, even if all the seedlings that were planted sprouted and sprouted, it was a question of whether the sprouts would survive.

Zhu Zi was very happy digging the hole. He finished digging a row slowly, and before Liu Xixi finished planting the seeds in a row, he started digging another row, digging backwards with his buttocks backwards, back to back, bumping as expected It fell to Liu Xixi who was also planting backwards.

When the two collided, one would lose. Unfortunately, Liu Xixi was the loser, and she fell forward and lay on the ground, feeling the taste of the mud below her mouth.

"Ah...Zhuzi, did you do it on purpose..." Liu Xixi roared angrily, and when he roared, the dirt on the side of his mouth went into his mouth, and he was so disgusted that he vomited out.

Zhuzi was at a loss. He wanted to help his wife up, but when she saw that she was about to eat him, he wanted to run away.

Liu Xixi grabbed a handful of dirt and got up, the little man jumped, and a handful of dirt smeared Zhuzi's face.

A good handsome face is covered with dirty ideas, which is very funny.

Liu Xixi was overjoyed. "We're even."

"Daughter-in-law, you are wrong, this is not even."

"what!"

"That's called evening." As he spoke, Zhu Zi wiped Liu Xixi's face with his dirty hands, and Liu Xixi's small and beautiful face turned into a muddy face.

Very good, now the two have become the same style, a real couple.

Liu Xixi chuckled, and rolled up her sleeves alternately, "Okay, let's have a good chat about what it means to be even."

A clay war about "fairness" started in Liu's courtyard, and the only witness, the big white goose "Goose Goose Goose", cheered for both sides of the war.

The final result is "lose-lose", including the innocent dirty yard, and the big white goose that was hit by mud bullets everywhere...

At dusk, a young couple with disheveled faces squatted next to the wooden basin, rubbing their hands together, washing a basin of muddy clothes together.

"Ah!" Liu Xixi cried out as she rubbed her clothes until she collapsed.

Startled Zhuzi jumped, Zhuzi followed suit and said, "Ah."

"What's your name?" Liu Xixi asked.

"What's your name, daughter-in-law?" Zhu Zi asked instead.

"I..." Liu Xixi got stuck, of course it was because she missed the washing machine too much!But can she say that! "It's all your fault. Plant a good vegetable, throw some mud, and see that the clothes are dirty."

"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong. From now on, if you say it's even, it will be even. Zhuzi will not fight with his wife." Zhuzi said, with an expression of righteousness to die.

Seeing Liu Xixi took a breath and chose to remain silent.

She must have been infected by stupidity, that's why she "fighted" with a fool in the field, and made her clothes so dirty like a fool, and even when it was dark, she even brought the moon and stars above her head to wash clothes with a fool!Isn't it sick?

The next day, Geda Village received rare good news.

The old village head invited doctors from outside to treat the injured villagers from house to house, no matter how serious the injury was, they did not charge money.Every household rushed to tell each other, and more than 100 households in Geda Village soon got the news.

The doctor lived in the village for five days, and left after five days. The slightly injured in the village are almost recovered, and the seriously injured are also stabilized. A few seriously injured can only be resigned to fate.

Aunt Niu's husband, Niu Guibao, was seriously injured. A giant wolf tore his right leg several times, and the bone was deeply visible. Even after taking medicine, it didn't heal.

Aunt Niu is anxious, especially when she sees that other people’s homes are fine and Uncle Niu has never recovered, she is even more anxious, thinking how such an unlucky thing happened to the Niu’s family, and the giant wolf bitten so much Humans, fortunately, some of them survived the wolf's mouth, and Uncle Niu was caught with his legs, and people who were so heavy were almost dying.

The more Aunt Niu thought about it, the angrier she became, and the more anxious she became, the more she felt that it was all the fault of the son-in-law of the Liu family. Although she had the strength to save others, she didn't know how to save her family first.

(End of this chapter)