Picking up a husband is a pit

Chapter 13

Of course, no one cared about Liu Xixi's constipated uncomfortable expression when he saw the corpse of the red-eyed giant wolf, because everyone has almost this face now.

Especially Yazi's family, Yazi is still lying on the shelf covered in blood, only relying on local methods to stop the tearing blood, and it is not yet known whether he can find a doctor to heal.

Yazi's parents took a shovel and were about to vent their anger on the giant wolf's corpse. Everyone persuaded and enlightened them, and finally decided to skin the giant wolf's corpse and sell it. All the proceeds were used to treat Yazi's injuries.

The village head stood on a high stone platform, beating the stone surface with his cane, and the chaotic scene became quiet.

He said again, "This strange beast has lived in the deep mountains all year round and has not appeared for many years. Now it suddenly came out of the mountains. I am afraid that the other side of the mountains is not peaceful. A few days ago, a group of outsiders with guys passed by our Geda Village. Maybe these people are Go to the mountains, fellow villagers, these are all signs, and you must take them seriously. From today, a patrol team will be formed to patrol the outskirts of the village during the day. One is to hunt down the strange beasts that come down the mountain, and the other is to guard against outsiders. In addition, a night watch team will be set up. Guard the village."

"What the village chief said was that I signed up for the patrol team."

"I'll also report to the patrol."

"I will report too."

"The Liu family's idiots have to come out to guard the village." Aunt Niu yelled, if she hadn't been pulled by her arms, she would have been able to jump up. "Since I am the son-in-law of Geda Village, I can't just eat and not work, especially Cai girl is still making trouble everywhere."

"Hmph, okay, isn't it just guarding the village?" Liu Xixi said calmly, with a little anger on her face, and walked to Aunt Niu as she spoke.

Aunt Niu straightened her tall and thick body, already half a head taller than Liu Xixi and a circle stronger, this straightening really has a bit of momentum.

It's a pity that Liu Xixi's arrogance is a child's play.

Liu Xixi looked at her coldly, not impatient, "However, you have to apologize in front of everyone."

"Sorry! What an apology."

"Create something out of nothing, arrange me and Brother Shidan."

"Hey, how dare you pat your chest and say no..."

"Why don't you dare, not to mention that my family is known to be cold and hot, and how many people dare to compare each other in a hundred miles away? Let's say that Brother Shi Dan and Sister-in-law Shi have been married for seven years and have three daughters. I dare to pick the snaketail flowers on the street, this kind of friendship that hurts my heart, no daughter-in-law in the whole village would envy Mrs. Shi, and you would make nonsense when you open your mouth, causing a rift between the loving couple. This is what you want. Aunt Niu, do you have enmity with the Shi family?"

"I……"

"I, me, and my family's Zhuzi, how can such an honest and honest person change his taste in your mouth! If you want to say the word stupid, Aunt Niu, do you think you are smart? Grandpa once said something to me when he was alive It will stink in the cesspit, hiss..., Aunt Niu, your mouth is worse than that."

"You... Liu Jiucai, I'm your elder..."

"Then the old aunt wants you to apologize!" Grandma Shi stepped forward. She is Aunt Niu's aunt in terms of seniority. Now her grandson and the Liu family girl who is kind to her grandson are arranged at the same time. How can she not be angry? .

If it wasn't for getting old and having bad arms and legs, according to Grandma Shi's temper, she would go and slap Aunt Niu in the morning. "From the Niu family, you are also a mother-in-law, but you should be a grandma in two years. You have never thought about accumulating blessings and virtues for the children and grandchildren of the Niu family. You just open your mouth to talk nonsense, and Niu Guibao just let you like this."

Niu Guibao is Aunt Niu's husband.

In the crowd, when Niu Guibao heard that he couldn't hold back when he was called by name, the people who were afraid of guilt also blushed and scolded Aunt Niu together with Grandma Shi's family.

There was a quarrel between the couple.

The son of man, Niu Datie and Niu Ertie pulled his mother to ask her not to say a few words, and Niu Ertie was about to say something to Liu Xixi with a blushing face.

In the end, Aunt Niu was no match for the crowd with her mouth open, so she pushed away the crowd and left.

Liu Xixi secretly stepped on a stone, and when she pushed hard with her toes, the stone hit Aunt Niu's knee with a whoosh.

Aunt Niu thumped and knelt down, her kneecap hit the ground straight, grinning in pain.

"Aunt Niu can't do this, just apologize, why are you still kneeling..." Liu Xixi pretended to help her up, but Aunt Niu didn't see who was helping her, so she stretched out her hand To catch up, Liu Xixi withdrew in time, but Aunt Niu Fukong fell into the mud again.

He spat out a mouthful of sand, lost his face, endured the pain, got up and ran away.

A farce is over.

Those who should disperse should disperse.

Niu Ertie apologized to Liu Xixi ten steps away, and ran away without waiting for Liu Xixi to say anything.

The Shi family didn't leave, they thanked Liu Xixi for a while, and invited Liu Xixi to Shi's for dinner.

Liu Xixi pushed.

Back in Liu's courtyard, Liu Xixi had just closed the courtyard door when he turned around and smelled the smell of fish, which was the smell of stewed grass carp.

Weird!Did her fish stew herself?
Confused, he walked into the main room, and the meals were set on the square table.

A plate of grass carp with meat missing so that you can't see its original shape, two bowls of fish soup with vegetable leaves floating in it, and two thick noodle pancakes, the chopsticks are also set.

It didn't look like much, but Liu Xixi was still very moved.

The silly pillar of her family has learned to cook.

Immediately, I felt that my family "has a son", who has just grown up!
Zhu Zhu stepped over the threshold carrying a plate of green vegetables, put it on the table happily, and patted his chest proudly. "Zhuzi cooked for his wife, is she happy?"

"Happy, of course happy." As she said, the "old mother" burst into tears unconsciously, and she couldn't help reaching out to pinch Zhuzi's slightly hot and silky skin. It felt so good.

Zhuzi greeted Liu Xixi to sit down and eat as if asking for credit.

Liu Xixi was still looking forward to it. With a chopstick, she carefully picked up a limp piece of fish, and happily put it into her mouth.

what!so bitter……

"How is it? Is it delicious?" Zhu Zi looked at someone expectantly.

A certain person smiled, and held a chopstick to Zhuzi's mouth. "It's so delicious, even the chefs in the restaurant can't keep up with it, so Zhu Zi can come and have a bite too, okay, I'll feed you!"

When the daughter-in-law was feeding the meal, Zhu Zi was very excited and opened his mouth to eat.

Chew, chew!

Before he even had time to snort, Zhu Zi ran out and vomited up, including all the undigested cabbage at noon.

"It's okay, Ang, people, no one is born knowing everything, if you make a mistake, just correct it next time, think it's my first time cooking...it's better than your cooking!"

Liu Xixi brought Zhuzi a bowl of water to rinse his mouth, and patted him on the back while comforting him softly.

"There are only three things to do. If you can't do it three times, then...don't cook..."

Comforting and comforting, Zhuzi almost cried.

……

into the night.

I changed Zhuzi into a suit of clothes that I hadn't washed the day before, with some mud spots and a sour smell of sweat.

Liu Xixi couldn't help it, the night watch was a dirty and tiring job, and no matter what clothes to wear, it would stink to death overnight.

The point is, she really bothers doing laundry.

"Go where they go, always remember to walk at the end, don't be brave, our family's machete is ready, if something happens, you can just use the machete, but you must remember, you are not allowed to shine your sword, and you are not allowed Use spells, let alone fly."

Liu Xixi urged earnestly, and Zhuzi nodded again and again.

"Keep the mask in your bosom, and remember to put it on if there are people from other villages appearing."

"Okay, I remember what my wife said."

The man taller than one end of the pillar looked down at the person in front of him who was tidying his clothes. He put one hand on Liu Xixi's head naturally, and rubbed it back and forth a few times. It was fluffy and soft, and it was really comfortable to touch.

Liu Xixi felt a bolt of lightning land on her head, swishing around her body a few times!This nasty and wonderful feeling!
Raising his hand, he pulled Zhu Zi's handcuffs away, and gave him an annoyed look. "Go quickly, everyone is waiting under the big clock, Brother Shidan is also here, just follow Brother Shidan."

"Well, then I'll go, daughter-in-law, you must close the door at night, if a wolf comes in, you call me, and Zhuzi will come back soon."

"All right, all right, I know you're amazing."

Zhu Zhu took the machete and pinned it to his waist, and set off with arrogance.

Watching the person walk away and close the door, Liu Xixi touched her hot cheeks and slapped her forehead a few times. What's wrong with her? Didn't she just touch his head? Didn't she touch him before? Is it normal?

……

This is the first time that Zhuzi has worked for the village since the two got married, and she is not under her supervision, so I am really afraid that Zhuzi will make something wrong again.

Liu Xixi went back to the house and changed into darker-colored clothes, and followed secretly, light in body and feet, like a fox stealing chickens in the middle of the night, quietly lurking at the big bell at the entrance of the village, hiding behind the haystack.

After observing for a long time, I saw Brother Shidan leading Zhuzi standing in the crowd, chatting and laughing with other night watchmen seemingly in harmony. Although some people still made fun of Zhuzi as a fool, the words of the men were nothing more than joking with Zhuzi. Gossip is much friendlier.

It seems that her worries are superfluous, come back, don't blow the cold wind here anymore.

On the way back, I ran into Wan's sister-in-law who was holding the door and was about to close and lock the door.

Sister-in-law Wan's family looked at Liu Xixi who was quietly passing by and smiled meaningfully, "Cai girl is still on the street so late! She is going to see off your man."

Liu Xixi was distracted, and was taken aback by the greeting, thinking that I was recognized so clearly even though I was wearing such dark clothes, isn't Wanjia's sister-in-law's eyes a bit too nice!

Try not to be so embarrassed to reply, "Hehe, it's Mrs. Wan, I'm just afraid that my family's pillars don't know where to gather, so I can show him the way. Hehe!"

"I know, it's just to lead the way. It's not that I'm reluctant. My sister-in-law is also a newlywed, so I know." Sister-in-law Wan gave her a look that everyone understood, and closed the door without waiting for Liu Xixi to explain.

Hearing the slam of the door being locked, Liu Xixi was speechless, feeling aggrieved breath running from her chest into her stomach, and then turning up from her stomach again, aggrieved back and forth.It is difficult to make a fake couple, and it is even more difficult to make a fake couple who is being molested.

(End of this chapter)