Picking up a husband is a pit

Chapter 11

In the bustling city full of beautiful things and beautiful things, the two took and put away, snatched and snatched, from the street to the end of the street, and finally packed the useful and useless bags, which can be regarded as a full harvest.

On the return journey in the evening, I met Uncle Zhao who was also returning. The big yellow ox pulling the cart saw a man and a woman, two shameless people jumping on the cart again. Very disgusted.

Liu Xixi even doubted whether the cow had become a spirit, and was afraid that Uncle Zhao couldn't suppress the big yellow cow, so he would jump up and eat the two of them as weeds. Just thinking about it made his bones ache.

Of course, the big ox didn't become a master, nor did he lose his temper. Under the command of Uncle Zhao, he honestly dragged the two of them to set off again.

Along the way, Zhuzi held a bundle like a treasure, and the smile on his face never faded.

And Liu Xixi bent her legs and arched her back, earnestly stretching out ten fingers to add, subtract, and subtract. Then her heart became more and more flustered, and she felt more and more short of breath and irritable. Count the copper plates in the palm of your hand.With this count, Liu Xixi blew up his head and almost went crazy, 130 eight coins, only 26 left!
"Pillar!"

"Ah."

"Is the sesame cake delicious?"

"It's delicious, but after eating five, I don't think it's that delicious."

"Windmills are fun."

"Well... not strong, not fun."

"Ha ha……"

……

"Have you heard of the hand-chopping party?"

"No! Daughter-in-law, what is a hand-chopping party!"

Zhuzi blinked his big shining eyes innocently, like an obedient and curious baby.

Liu Xixi, who turned around, had a hairy head that looked like it had been struck by lightning, her eyes were wide open, bloodshot all over her eyes, and her entire face was as black as the bottom of a smoky old pot.

With such a black face and mouth, the voice is low and quicksand, "Handcutters, that is, a person who wants everything, wants to buy everything, buys it and finds that those things are useless, and is responsible for paying for it." People's pockets were all emptied, so...the hands of those who bought things indiscriminately were chopped off..."

Chopped!
Chopped!

Now!
So, does the daughter-in-law mean to chop him up!

This is the first time that Zhuzi has thought of "a daughter-in-law is terrible".

……

It wasn't until the darkness covered the sky that the two returned to Liu's courtyard
Apart from the two living people in the small courtyard, there was only one living creature, the big white goose that was kidnapped by the pillars that day.

The poor big white goose screamed weakly, thinking that it survived in Liu's courtyard after a narrow escape, not to mention the lack of food and drink all day long, and the two heartless new owners went out for two days, before leaving They didn't know how to leave some food for it, which caused it to lose its fat. If it continues like this, if the new owner wants to eat it again, he can only use it to make soup, not meat.

Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……

Liu Xixi heard the sound and came over.

Seeing the arrival of the hostess, the big white goose screamed even more happily, food!

It's a pity that the food didn't arrive, but I was so scared by the ghostly face of a black devil that I didn't dare to make a sound!
How could this be a human being!

The big white goose was flattened, with its two beaks open and unable to make a sound, and it was about to crawl into the nest.

In the end, Liu Xixi still gave it a handful of weeds growing wildly under the wall.

Also afraid to make a sound was the pillar who was almost chopped off.

The lights were lit in the room, and Liu Xixi took out the snacks that he was forced to pay for during the day, many of which had different tooth marks and gaps of different sizes.

The orange candlelight swayed on Liu Xixi's dark face, she was smiling, but Zhu Zi always felt very creepy.

Liu Xixi put the food on the table, poured a bowl of water for each of them, and signaled Zhuzi to sit down, "This is delicious, and this one is also good! Zhuzi, you really know how to choose. If I didn't take you with me, I would have lived in about ten years." I don’t even know how to take a bite, come, come, sit down and eat.”

This word, no matter what it meant when it fell into other people's ears, if it fell into Zhu Zi's ears anyway, it was a compliment to him.

Zhuzi was overjoyed, and sat down with a step, and ate happily, and hurriedly picked up pieces that he had "touched" one after another, and brought them to Liu Xixi's mouth, "Daughter-in-law, this one has honey, which is sweet. Open your mouth!"

Liu Xixi hid for a while with her mouth closed, but in the end she couldn't dodge three or five times. In the end, under someone's strong recommendation, she ate the remnant food with someone's teeth marks in her stomach, so angry, The precious and precious girl in the previous life is actually eating other people's "leftovers" in this life. The worst thing is, she still finds it delicious!
This night, the beds of the two of them were replaced with newly bought quilts, and they didn't have to smell the damp and musty smell to fall asleep, and their sleep was much sweeter.

……

In the days that followed, the two were just like other normal couples in the village.

Waking up early, the smoke from cooking is dim, Zhuzi carries water, chops firewood and cleans the muddy yard, Liu Xixi cleans up the room and then feeds the only big white goose in the house.

The only thing that is different from other families is that the two of them finished their work in the field in the morning, and went into the mountains in the afternoon in a team, and in Liu Xixi's words, "go pick up money".

Hunting is something that anyone with a strong laborer in the family will do, but there are not many like the two of them who get something every time.

One of the two has exquisite swordsmanship and a figure like the wind, the other is cunning and composed, and with the blessing of various equipment, hunting becomes like a buffet. They hunt whatever they want, and hunt as much as they want.

However, their daily prey is only hares, pheasants and ducks, and occasionally foxes and goats that come out of the deep mountains.

It's just a pity that I have never encountered a big prey as big as the red-eyed giant wolf that can sell more money, and with the crazy hunting of the two cheaters, there are fewer and fewer little guys in the shallow forest, not only him The two were puzzled and unwilling, and other hunters gathered together and cursed, "Could it be that the presence of big cats scares all the animals away?"

Liu Xixi happened to pass by and heard it, her face darkened, and she hurried away while pulling the pillar.

Half of the prey caught in the past few days was eaten and half sold. Liu Xixi’s small coffers became more and more full, and counting copper coins became a must-do before going to bed every night. Every time she closed the door and hid in the bed, she counted quietly. Well, if people don't speak dark words, she is just guarding against the pillars.

Recently, Zhuzi prefers to eat Chengji scallion pancakes. Every time Liu Xixi goes to the town alone and sells his prey for money, he buys three for Zhuzi. "The treasury went to buy cakes, and it was all about buying cakes with all its wealth.

……

Since Liu Xixi was hunted in the town with the pillars, Liu Xixi has been to Liuzhen several times since then, and Liu Xixi has found that there are many people with very distinctive clothes in the town. It is either a broadsword or a strangely shaped weapon.

Liu Xixi pays more attention to the conversations of these people. Hearing the titles of senior brothers and younger brothers, it is obvious that they are members of the Xiuxian sect, while the other big brothers and short brothers are probably people from the Jianghu.

Liu Xixi didn't overhear the purpose of these people appearing here, but remembered what the idiot pretending to be Zhuzi's cousin said that night, Zhuzi had a portrait hanging on the black market sky-level reward list, and the portrait was not marked with his name or history When the crime was committed, only the remuneration was written next to the portrait, a top-notch spiritual weapon plus ten stalks of divine grass and three Qihai elixir, and it was required to bring the entire corpse to receive the reward.

There must be a brave man under the reward, not to mention the rare treasure Qihai Panacea included in the reward, this panacea is a ladder to the sky for those who have been stuck in the realm for a long time and cannot advance, even if they are trapped in the bottleneck for 100 years , as long as you eat a guaranteed breakthrough.

Just for the three Seven Seas Spirit Pills, it is inevitable that people from the black and white roads will accept the hunting order.

Regardless of whether the outsiders who appeared in the town came for the pillar or not, it was always right to be careful.

It took Liu Xixi five days to carve and polish a wooden board into a mask. With the skills of her previous life, she carved patterns on it, then dipped in oil, painted it and dried it. A simple and fitting mask was ready.

I put it on a pillar and am just right.

Zhuzi doesn't ask why, as long as his wife says it looks good, he likes to wear it, like a happy child getting a new toy.

From then on, whenever he left the village, no matter whether he went hunting in the mountains or carried water in the river, Zhuzi would wear a mask.People in the village bumped into the teasing, and Liu Xixi said, "My husband is so good-looking, I'm afraid people will think about it when they see it."

Aunt Niu yelled under the tree at the entrance of the village with a loud horn, "I'm afraid people will miss you! I married a fool who couldn't carry my shoulders and hands. Raising pigs at home is more useful than her fool. Se, brainless stinky girl, I don't know how much better my Ertie is than that idiot..."

The grandmas and aunts under the tree booed one after another, and finally discussed whether a fool would marry a wife and know how to consummate the house and have children. The discussion went on and on, and ended with a series of hahaha laughter.

On the main road into the village, Yuan Da, the eldest son of the old village chief, stumbled and ran all the way to the village, shouting as he ran, "It's not good, the alien beast is eating people..."

The women at the entrance of the village were shocked. At this moment, almost all the men in the village went to the mountains to hunt. When they heard that the wild beasts cannibalized people, they all thought that their own family had suffered, and surrounded them one after another.

"Yuan Da, please speak clearly, what strange beasts ate what."

(End of this chapter)