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Chapter 93 The Zhou Family Stealing Things

The Xu family fell asleep early after a busy day, but they didn't know that there were three people hiding in a dark corner near their home.

Ma Aiju lowered her voice and whispered: "Zhaodi! You are small and quick-moving. After a while, you will turn into the yard to scoop up the dung and put the things in wooden barrels, you know!" She stretched out her finger and pointed at her daughter's forehead stamp!Repeatedly reminded!

With a bitter face, Zhou Zhaodi replied reluctantly: "Why do you want to steal other people's dung? Don't we have it too! Mom, if you want fresh and hot ones, I'll pull them for you right now! No need. Go steal it!"

Her voice was a bit loud, which scared Ma Aiju and Zhou Quanfu into shock!
"Smelly girl! Keep your voice down! You are afraid that the matter is not big enough, and you want to yell at me twice!"

Ma Aiju was so angry that she stretched out her hand and twisted her daughter's arm a few times: "If the thing you pull is useful, I need to come here! Don't be so long-winded! Go to work for the old woman Liang!" The wooden barrel was handed to the other party.

Zhou Quanfu deliberately reminded his daughter: "Zhao Di, remember to scoop up more dung water on the top! Don't want the things inside!"

Parents forced her to go, Zhou Zhaodi had no choice but to accept: "Got it."

Stepping on her father's shoulders, she turned over and entered the courtyard of Xu's house. She groped and walked slowly, tiptoeing to the dry toilet, opened the door, picked up the dung spoon and scooped it into the bucket. There was a burst of stench It made her feel sick.

Seeing that the bucket was almost filled, Zhou Zhaodi exerted all her strength to pick up a bucket full of excrement. Unexpectedly, at this critical moment, there was a small crack on the side of the barrel, and the excrement was dripping. Leaked out from the gap.

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What a mess!Zhou Zhaodi decided to ask her parents first!

Standing under the wall, she lowered her voice and called out in a low voice: "Dad! Mom! What if the barrel leaks?"

When Ma Aiju outside the wall heard it, she immediately cursed back in a low voice: "Pig brains! Pour out some dung water, pour it under the gap and it won't leak!"

Zhou Zhaodi felt that it made sense, so she went back to the latrine, and did as her mother said, and sure enough, the wooden barrel no longer leaked out. She carefully picked up the wooden handle, and walked to the bottom of the fence step by step.

"Dad! Mom! I got it! Vomit~" The smell was so strong that it almost made her vomit.

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw a big hook coming in from outside. Zhou Quanfu said from below: "Hang the hook on the barrel, and you climb over the wall first!"

"Oh!" Zhou Zhaodi sat down on the wall according to his father's words.

"I'm pulling the rope below, you hold the barrel, you know?" After a while, when you reach the top of the wall, you are giving it to us! "Zhou Quanfu planned everything.

"Okay!" Zhou Zhaodi followed his father's instructions step by step.

It's a pity that they calculated everything, and they missed that the wooden barrel was filled with liquid, which would be shaken non-stop due to violent vibrations. When the wooden barrel was pulled to the top of the wall, a lot of excrement in the barrel had already shaken out. Make the whole barrel smelly and dirty.

"Zhaodi, hold the bucket and pass it to me!" Zhou Quanfu raised his hands above his head.

Zhou Zhaodi didn't want to use her hands to support her, she just supported her in a symbolic space, but when her father spoke, she could only bite the bullet, suppressed her nausea, and lifted the wooden bucket with her raised orchid finger, because she disliked it. , so the speed of putting it down is too fast, causing the dung water inside to shake violently.

It happened that part of it spilled out from the gap in the wooden barrel, and poured it on Zhou Quanfu's face, only to hear the man let out a loud voice: "Ugh~~~"

Seeing her husband in such a mess, Ma Aiju's first reaction was not to step forward to help him scrub, but to cover her mouth and snigger, even Zhou Zhaodi who was sitting on the wall couldn't hold back a burst of laughter.

"Damn girl! You're laughing fart! Keep your voice down!" Ma Aiju subconsciously stretched out her hand to pinch the girl's arm, which made Zhou Zhaodi's little hand tremble in fright, and the wooden barrel shook several times.

Ma Aiju's face was splashed with a dark brown and foul-smelling liquid: "Ugh~~"

Zhou Zhaodi trembled with fright, and suddenly had a bad premonition, it's over, she must be beaten when she goes home now!
The couple were so angry that they were jumping up and down by the corner, wanting to curse at the top of their voices, but now was not the time, so they could only hold back their anger and finish their business first. Zhou Quanfu calmed down a bit: "Zhaodi, you Give me the bucket quickly, if this continues, the Xu family will definitely wake up soon!"

Compared with the anger of her parents, Zhou Zhaodi was more afraid of being caught by the Xu family. She quickly squeezed the wooden barrel tightly, and put it down carefully this time. Zhou Quanfu took the barrel and let out a long sigh of relief. It was full of feces, and one couldn't help it: "Ouch~~~"

Seeing this, Ma Aiju's stomach also turned up, and the couple vomited one after another. When Zhou Zhaodi came down, the family quickly evacuated the scene.

When the three returned home, the couple washed and tossed for a long time. Zhou Quanfu, who was cleaned, took the wooden bucket to the backyard. Since he didn't get much feces, he planned to do experiments on a small amount of vegetables first.

On the second day, before dawn, the members of Xu's family who hadn't slept well all night got up and prepared to make buns.

"I don't know which drunk man vomited all night outside our yard last night! It made me sick to hear it!" Xu Xiangqian didn't sleep well all night because of this, and his face was unhappy.

"I slept well. I didn't listen to anything. I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll talk when I have something to say!" Xu Xiangjin had just walked to the dry toilet when he saw Xu Lanzhen coming out of it cursing.

"Killing a thousand knives! What bastard did it! The feces are scattered all over the ground!" Her yelling and cursing attracted all the uncles and nephews, and even Xie Yi came out listening to the movement and leaning on a walking stick.

"Sister, what's the matter? Vomit~~"

"It stinks! Our hut, is the cesspit blown up?"

"Mom, what happened? What's on the ground?"

Xu Lanzhen picked up the broom and walked out from the inside: "I don't know which murderer took a bath in our latrine last night, making the floor full of feces and water, it stinks to death! Girl, go and give it to me!" Mom brings a basin of water, this place needs to be cleaned!"

A disgusting picture suddenly appeared in Chen Xiangqin's mind, and he couldn't help but stand on end, taking a bath in a cesspit... This kind of thing is really not something that ordinary people can do!
She turned around to fetch water for her mother, but she was stopped by her thanks: "Auntie, wait a minute, everyone, the excrement has been scattered all the way, forming a path, let's look in the direction, maybe we can find something useful clue!"

After being reminded by him, everyone looked at the traces on the ground.

"Sister, you stay at home. Xiang Jin and I will go out and have a look." Xu Xiangqian is a man of action, and he led his younger brother along the track to find it.

(End of this chapter)