Back to Eighty Zero: The Magical Chef

Chapter 6

Xu Xiangjin held his breath, took out the rolled newspaper, and slowly stretched it into the dry toilet. He looked in the right direction and blew violently at the people inside.

"Oh! It's so cold in the ass!" Lin Qingguo suddenly felt a chill behind his back, like a cold wind blowing on his buttocks. He reached out and touched it, but he didn't touch anything, but he felt a shock in his heart and wiped it hastily. After a few clicks, he returned to the house with his pants in his hands.

When the people left, the Xu family brothers hurriedly climbed out along the wall again. Seeing that the uncles had returned, Chen Xiangqin hurriedly asked, "How is it?"

Xu Xiangjin nodded at her: "It's done! Let's find a place to cat first, we'll have a good show later!"

At this moment in Widow Liu's room, the two people who were making out suddenly felt something was wrong!

"Why is it so itchy! Cuihua, please help me, my body is itching to death!" At first, Lin Qingguo only felt a little itchy on his buttocks, but after a while, his whole body started to itch.

"I'm itchy too! My whole body is itchy! Turn on the light!" Liu Cuihua also started to have an attack, desperately scratching with her nails in pain.

With a "click", the lights in the room were turned on, and the room instantly brightened up. When the two saw each other, they were both startled.

Both of them were red all over, covered with red scratches, and their faces were swollen like pig's heads, and Lin Qingguo was not much better, his buttocks were as red as a monkey's buttocks swell.

Lin Qingguo secretly thought that it was not good. When he came here, he was obviously well. It must be that this stinky woman had some strange disease and gave it to him. He thought about it carefully, and he heard people say that people with dirty diseases are extremely itchy.

Thinking of this, Lin Qingguo's scalp immediately tingled, and he questioned Liu Cuihua with a fierce look: "Tell me! Did you have a dirty disease! Do you want to infect me on purpose?!" He grabbed Liu Cuihua's neck fiercely with one hand.

Liu Cuihua was originally a pungent person, and when she was scolded by a man like this, she immediately became angry: "I was staying at home, but after you came, you made me look like a ghost! You are the one who can see dirty things." !"

"Okay! You still want to pour dirty water on me! What the hell!" Lin Qingguo gave her a big slap with a wave of his hand.

Liu Cuihua covered her face with her hands, and her anger rushed directly to her head: "You dare to hit me! Lin Qingguo! Old woman Liang will fight with you!"

The two wrestled together in an instant, and there was quite a commotion. At this time, most people were still awake. When they heard that there was a commotion at Widow Liu's house, they all gathered around to watch the commotion.

"This Widow Liu is really shameless, she hooks up with wild men!"

"Who do you think is the man in the house?"

"I guess it's probably Wang Ergou. When he usually goes to the ground, he always stares at Widow Liu lewdly!"

Compared with Widow Liu's seduction, everyone is more concerned about who the man in the house is. It's a pity that the gate of the widow's house is closed and cannot be entered. Otherwise, the door has been pushed open by someone, and some people can't bear curiosity The man climbed directly onto the stone pile beside him, leaned on the courtyard wall and looked in.

Seeing that there were more people, Chen Xiangqin brought her two uncles into the crowd, planning to watch a good show with the big guys!

The noisy movement in the house became louder and louder, and the shouts and curses became louder and louder. All the villagers outside listened carefully.

"Did the two inside just mention something dirty?"

"It's still itchy, the two guys seem to be itching all over their bodies!"

Chen Xiangqin pretended to be confused and asked the village woman next to her, "Auntie, what is a dirty disease?"

The village woman quickly covered her mouth: "Girl, don't inquire about it, those diseases are only caused by dishonest people!"

Now the people around watching the excitement became more energetic, as if Widow Liu had 100% of this disease.

"Ouch! I heard people say that when you get a heart disease, your whole body will itch, and there will be pus and sores!"

"I've also heard people say that this disease seems to be contagious!"

"Yes! It's contagious. I've heard people say that it seems like you can live with a breath!"

The more the big guys talked, the more evil they became, as if the contagious disease was about to spread, a few people saw that the momentum was wrong, and hurriedly turned to find the village chief.

After a while, the village chief Lin Youcai brought a group of people over, and he slammed on the courtyard door of Widow Liu's house: "Open the door! Widow Liu, please open the door!"

When Lin Qingguo heard that his own father had come, his legs went limp in fright: "My father is here, if he finds out about us, he will have to skin me when I go back!"

Widow Liu was also flustered, not to mention the village chief, she probably drowned herself in the spit of the villagers: "You have to leave quickly! You can't stay in my house anymore!" She walked to the door of the house and opened a door lightly. slit, poked his head out and looked out.

"Come out! Widow Liu is out!" Several men lying on the wall shouted immediately when they saw someone come out.

This voice frightened Widow Liu and backed away, and she quickly locked the door: "There are people outside, you can't come from the yard!"

"Then what should we do?" Lin Qingguo was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and couldn't care less about whether it was itchy or not.

Widow Liu rolled her eyes and dragged the man to the backyard: "My backyard is connected to the foot of the back mountain. I'll go to the front yard to lure people away. You take the opportunity to run away!"

This is the only way to do it now, Lin Qingguo nodded towards her.

"Widow Liu, open the door quickly! If you don't open the door, I will let the villagers..." Before he could say the word kick the door, Chen Xiangqin kicked the door to pieces. All the villagers flocked in.

"Village chief, infectious disease is a major issue. For our whole village, I will take the lead!" Chen Xiangqin won the favor of everyone with his appearance of sacrificing himself as a human being.

"Xiangqin is a good girl!"

"Yes! You are still strong, and you have a lot of work to do!"

"I don't know which family is so lucky to marry a Xiangqin girl!"

The village chief, who was upstaged by Chen Xiangqin, quickly said, "Don't drag the two people out!"

This time, it was two male villagers who stepped forward to kick the door. Lin Qingguo, who wanted to escape from the back mountain, was kicked out before he even had time to move.

"What are you doing! Let go! Let go!"

"Get your dirty hands off the old lady! Don't touch me!"

The two parties involved, a man and a woman, were held up in front of the public. The surrounding villagers hurried forward to recognize them, but when they saw their faces, they were all shocked!
"I'm so weird! Is Marshal Canopy appearing? Why are all the faces swollen like this!"

"Infectious disease! They must have a dirty disease!"

As soon as these words came out, the crowd that had surrounded the two of them took a big step back in an instant.

(End of this chapter)