Chapter 44
Chu Mi also chimed in.

"Yes, I can wear my aunt's clothes, we are all girls."

The little girl Zheng Rui said in a childish voice, and she kept nodding, for fear that her mother would not like it.

What else could Lin Xiaolian do, she finally agreed.

"Okay, then you can sleep here for the night, stay honest at night, don't say that you want to find me and your dad in the middle of the night, and you want to go home, if this is the case, I will let your uncle beat you what."

"Mmm, mom, don't worry, I'm sure I won't look for you!"

The little girl Zheng Rui said swearingly, and even raised her little fleshy hand to promise.

Why does this sound so heartbreaking?Lin Xiaolian shook her head and went home depressed alone.She never expected that she would lose a child by going back to her mother's house!
"Yeah, that's great! Auntie, I can sleep with you tonight!"

The little girl Zheng Rui cheered, she was so happy that she was going around in circles.

"You sleep with her, what about me?"

Lin Shi couldn't stand it anymore, and pinched her face pretending to be angry, trying to make her calm down.Who would have thought that Chu Mi would value children over sex, she said immediately.

"You can play the floor!"

"Ok?"

Lin Shi gave her a cold look, now is not the time for her to beg him to sleep on the bed, is it?Oh, woman.

"Emmm, I mean the bed is big enough for us to sleep in, hehe."

Chu Mi smiled cowardly, the corners of his mouth nearly grinning to the base of his ears.She is obviously a great beauty, yet she smiles so naively, and there is nothing anyone can do about her.

But today, this is destined to be a day worth framing. Comrade Chu Mi has won staged victories in this tough battle. He has successfully captured Zheng Rui and Comrade Lin Xiaolian. Although the progress bar of Comrade Lin Shi is not clear, but The future is promising!
"Chu Zhiqing, he's gone out, I heard him say he's going to the supply and marketing agency to buy wine!"

Wu Yuan rushed to report the news excitedly, he squatted for several days, and finally he squatted to go out!

"Okay, grab your things, let's go right away!"

Chu Mi was also excited, her sister's martial arts skills could finally come in handy! ! !

Lin Shi is not here, but they are enough for one big and one small, and the things have been prepared long ago, just waiting for Su Wan to go out!

"Beep beep beep~~beep beep beep~~~"

Su Wan whistled and walked on the road in a good mood. He had diarrhea for the past few days and almost made him collapse. Drinking anti-diarrheal medicine didn't help. Today he finally recovered and he was finally able to go out.

I have not spent the ten yuan that was stolen from the old lady Wu a few days ago. Today I must go buy some wine and some meat, and have a big meal!
When he was about to reach the entrance of the village and passed a dense tree, suddenly, a large puddle of unknown liquid fell and landed on his head.

"Huh? What the hell, shit, bird poop???"

Su Wan only felt that the top of his head was wet for a while. He raised his hand to touch it, and it turned out to be a big lump of white bird feces?Fuck it, it's bad luck!
"What a broken bird, believe it or not, I will kill you! Let me down!"

Su Wan looked up at the tree, cursing, wishing he could just climb up and kill that ignorant bird.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp."

The bird sang innocently, flapped its wings and flew away, leaving only a few trembling leaves.

"Bah! It's not the size of a dick, but it pulls a lot. If I catch it, I have to roast it and eat it!"

Even if Su Wan got angry, there was nothing he could do about the bird droppings. The bird had already flown away, so he could only wipe it off with the leaves and continue walking, but his face was obviously gloomy again, not as good as when he just came out mood.

At this moment, Chu Mi was squatting in the grass next to her, holding her breath. She had prepared several banana peels, and she was sure to hit them with one hit!
A person like Su Wan who has no one in his eyes must hold his head high when he walks, wishing he could stick two green onions in his nose, so that his nostrils are facing the sky.

So, when he passed Chu Mi's position, raised his left foot, and was about to continue walking, Chu Mi saw the timing, and quickly and accurately threw a few banana peels at Su Wan's feet.

Su Wan was still immersed in the bad luck of being hit by bird feces just now, he didn't notice that there was a banana peel under his feet at all, and he stepped on it with his raised foot unprepared.

"Crap."

His foot slipped, and he lost his balance. His other foot quickly scratched the ground, trying to stabilize his body, and his two arms quickly pulled in the air.

"Fuck you, what's going on here!"

As a result, the right foot stepped on another banana peel, and the two feet slid in different directions.

"Ahhh!"

Accompanied by Su Wan's painful cry, was the sound of clothes being torn.

Chu Mi hid in the grass, tightly covering his mouth, so as not to let himself laugh out loud.

She threw the banana peel to make him fall, but Su Wan hit him sideways. He didn't fall, but he performed a bully split on the road and sat on the ground straight away.

Not to mention the torn clothes, she seemed to hear the sound of his ligaments being torn, it was so miserable hahahaha.

"Damn it, I'm so unlucky! Where did the banana peel come from? Which idiot ate something and threw it around, ahh!"

Su Wan clutched his crotch and fell directly on the ground. He couldn't get up. This feeling is really something that every man doesn't want to experience, it's so sour.

Chu Mi not only threw banana peels under his feet, but also threw a few banana peels behind him. At this time, he looked back and found that there were banana peels in the place he just passed, but he didn't find it or step on it.

It seems that I really didn't notice it, avoided those few pieces, didn't avoid these few pieces, and I could only admit that I was unlucky, there was no one on the road, and no one wanted to frame me.

"I'm not going, I'm so unlucky! I'm so unlucky!!! That old woman must have brought me down, she's down, and so is her money! Bah!"

Su Wan clutched his crotch, and limped back. He scolded Grandma Wu a lot along the way, but even so, he couldn't bear to throw away the ten yuan in his trouser pocket.

After all, that's ten yuan!
When the people were far away, Chu Mi came out from the grass and patted the grass clippings on his body. Wu Yuan had already come down from the tree.

He was hiding on the biggest tree at the entrance of the village, with luxuriant branches and leaves. He was small in stature, so as long as he hid at a higher point and covered it with leaves, he would not be able to see anyone above him from the bottom up.

So Su Wan didn't find him when he looked up, but only saw an innocent bird, which was specially used by Chu Mi as a cover.

The cooperation between the two of them was flawless, Wu Yuan excitedly ran over to find Chu Mi, his little face was flushed with excitement, and he was dancing.

"Chu Zhiqing, you are really amazing! He really didn't notice us! His crotch was torn, he deserved it!!!"

He didn't see the picture of Su Wan splitting his legs, thinking that he broke his crotch, and he was already very happy.

"It's just a pity that he didn't continue to move forward. This person is too unbearable to be stimulated."

Chu Mi rubbed her chin, and said with a little regret, she had set up several traps ahead, and he would fall for one of them.

It's noon now, no matter how hard Su Wan is, he will try to go to a shady place as much as possible, which greatly increases the possibility of the two trapping successfully.

"Let's tidy up everything first, and then do it next time."

(End of this chapter)

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