covet her

There are many fruit vendors by the seaside. Lin Shixi wanted to buy a watermelon to go home. When he passed by a fruit stand, he went to ask the price: "Auntie, how do you sell the watermelon?"

They are all cut and put in a plastic box with two small forks on it.

Auntie was still chopping the watermelon in her hand: "Two hundred for the big box, one hundred for the small box."

Lin Shixi: "?"

Is this watermelon surnamed Zhong, called Zhong Xuegua?

Lin Shixi decisively pulled Shen Wang away, and Shen Wang was about to reach out to take it, but when he stretched his hand halfway, Lin Shixi grabbed it: "Don't hold the watermelon, lead me."

Pulled by her, Shen Wang took two steps forward: "Don't buy it?"

"What to buy? Whose watermelon is so expensive." Lin Shixi dragged him and continued to walk forward without looking back, resolutely staying away from the unscrupulous vendors, "That box of watermelon doesn't even have two catties, but dare to sell it for two hundred ?”

It is said that watermelons on the seaside are expensive. For scenic spots, it is understandable that they are more expensive, but this is too expensive, right? !

It's obviously a money grab.

For 200 yuan, you can buy four or five large watermelons in the supermarket.

After walking forward for more than ten meters, I met another vendor, and the loudspeaker on the tricycle was shouting: "Che Cake! Delicious Cake Cake, very delicious, very delicious, so delicious that I drool, envious of others Are you in love? Don’t be envious, come to buy Qie cakes, eat Qie cakes, it will give you the feeling of being in love, it comes from your girlfriend’s craftsmanship—”

Girlfriend craft?

Shen Wang thought to himself, what kind of unpalatable is that?
He couldn't help but take another look.

Just this one glance made Lin Shixi misunderstand, Lin Shixi thought he wanted to eat, and immediately changed direction: "Go, go buy some."

Shen Li: "?"

Lin Shixi: "Seeing you keep looking at it, don't you want to eat it?"

Shen Du fell silent with complicated emotions.

If he said that he didn't stare at it because he wanted to eat it, but because he heard the loudspeaker yelling that it was made by his girlfriend, so he was thinking how unpalatable it would be—he should be killed by Lin Shi Xi beat him to death?

On balance, Shen Huang decided to let this beautiful misunderstanding continue.

On the tricycle was a sliced ​​cake as big as half a door. It was square and very thick, about [-] centimeters thick. Lin Shixi asked the price, ten yuan a tael.

It's quite expensive, 100 yuan a catty.

But Lin Shixi was never ambiguous with Shen Huang. Since he likes to eat, let alone 100 yuan a catty, he will buy it for 800 yuan a catty. Her God of Wealth's cat food is still [-] yuan.

She doesn't allow her boyfriend to be worse than a cat.

The stall owner held a knife and greeted warmly: "Beauty, you can show with your hand, how much you want, and I will cut it for you, because it is cut into a whole piece, you must buy it."

Lin Shixi looked at the thickness of the sliced ​​cake, and stretched out his hand to draw it in the air: "Cut it from here."

"Okay!" The peddler responded with a loud voice.

Then Lin Shixi saw that his knife was cutting more and more crooked, and the more he cut, the more crooked——

He didn't cut it straight down, but cut it obliquely, narrow at the top, and thicker as it went down.

Judging from the cross-section, it should have been a rectangle, but now it has become a trapezoid. Lin Shixi had a bad intuition, and whispered to Shen Wang, "I feel like I'm going to be tricked."

Shen Wang was also staring at the piece of cake that was about to be weighed: "Remove the word "feeling."

Now there is no need to feel it, it is the fact that is in front of you.

Obvious.

One knife down, more than eight catties, more than 800 yuan.

After Lin Shixi scanned the QR code to pay, she took the plastic bag containing the cut cakes from the peddler, and felt the weight when she held it in her hand. It didn't look like much, but it was heavy, like an iron block, very Can weigh.

The cut cake had already been cut into small pieces by the stall owner, Lin Shixi took a piece out of the plastic bag, and handed it to Shen Wang first: "Taste it."

Just looking at this thing, Shen Wang felt that it must be very sweet, it was covered with a thick layer of honey, and there were raisins and various nuts in the middle, all of which he didn't like to eat.

Lin Shixi was still muttering: "Don't you like eating sweets? Hey, there seem to be raisins and nuts in it. I remember you don't usually like to eat these. How come you like them when you put them in the cut cakes?" ?”

"..."

No, baby, he doesn't like it when it's sandwiched in a sliced ​​cake.

But Shen Wang had to eat and spent so much money, if he said he didn't like to eat, it wouldn't be a matter of being beaten to death, he should be buried on the spot.

Shen Wang took a bite.

Well, it is really sweet, but also hard, a bit tooth-crunching.

If you have a bad mouth, it is not recommended to eat this, it may break your teeth.

Lin Shixi also took a bite, then narrowed her eyes: "Uh—"

Her taste is very similar to that of Shen Zhu, and she doesn't like sweet food either. It's too sweet, she can't eat it, but when she thinks about the price of cutting cakes, she still pays [-] yuan for a mouthful. swallowed.

Money, it doesn't hurt to spend it, but it hurts to waste it.

Don't waste food either.

Lin Shixi endured the cloying sweetness, and ate the sliced ​​cake in his hand in small bites, and gave the rest of the bag to Shen Wang: "I bought it for you, you eat it." .”

"..."

Shen Du endured the humiliation and took it over.

All right, just eat it, if you really can't eat it, then... then eat slowly.

There will always be a day when it is over.

But Lin Shixi didn't wait for the day when he finished eating. The toothache came violently. It was a wisdom tooth that had just popped out.

I took a photo before, and the position of this wisdom tooth is very straight. If it doesn’t hurt, I don’t need to pull it out. Lin Shixi didn’t care about it. Maybe I broke it when I was eating a sliced ​​cake yesterday, and the wisdom tooth started to hurt.

After two days of pain, it started to become inflamed, so Lin Shixi had to make an appointment at the dentist to have the tooth pulled out.

After registering, you need to wait in line.

Looking at the queue number on the big screen, it will take about an hour to wait. There are many patients in the dental department. Shen Wang went to the pediatric department next to him to check. There are few people there, and there are quite a few empty seats in the waiting area.

Most importantly, the air conditioner is very cold.

There were too many people here, and it was too hot, so the two went to the pediatrics department and sat here for a while.

The pediatric department may not be allowed to sit casually. A doctor in a white coat passed by the waiting area. He saw that Shen Zhu was holding a question card in his hand, but he didn't see the child with him, so he came over and asked him a question. : "Are you bringing a child to see a doctor?"

Shen Wan nodded: "Yes."

Half an hour later, the doctor in the white coat came out again, but he still didn't see the child brought by the handsome parent, so he couldn't help asking, "What about your child?"

Shen Wang calmly pointed to a "kid" who had graduated from a kindergarten for more than ten years.

doctor:"……"

He was talking about children, not girlfriends.