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"Mr. Chen, what's the matter?" Jiang Linlin asked him, "You said you wanted to be the first one, but you were the last one."

"Don't blame me this time." Chen Lin took off the helmet on his head, hung it on the handlebar of the small battery, took the car key and walked this way, "I went out really early."

"Then why did you come here?"

"There was a little accident. I was on the road just now. I saw a lot of people surrounded by the traffic lights at the intersection ahead. I thought it was a car accident. I rode a battery car to join in the fun, but the traffic police were there to check. Wearing a helmet, then I received a ticket and was left behind for an ideological education class."

As Chen Lin said, he took out a ticket from his pocket and showed it to her tremblingly.

Jiangzhou's traffic policy is to ride a battery car without a helmet, and you will be fined [-].

"Hey, you said you deserved it, why don't you join in the fun when you have nothing to do."

"That's right, don't join in the fun. Ever since I went to watch other couples quarrel last time and was accidentally slapped off half of my front tooth by that girl, I don't like to join in the fun anymore."

"For the 50 yuan, you should take it as a lesson."

Chen Lin crumpled the ticket in depression and put it back in his pocket.

After everyone is ready, start ordering.

The store was quite busy, and the dishes were served a bit slowly, but no one cared, the main thing was to get together after graduation and find a place to chat, and few people were focused on eating.

Most of the students in the student union are talkative, and the atmosphere will never be cold.

Meng Yifan drank a can of beer, smashed his mouth, and started bragging: "Who said I don't have a partner? I just like to hide it, so I have eighteen girlfriends, and you don't know any of them. "

Everyone at the table laughed at him: "Why don't you say eighty?"

Since it blows, blow it up.

Only Liu Haiyang really believed it: "Fan'er, share one with me? You have so many."

Meng Yifan: "It's easy to say, what type do you like?"

Liu Haiyang: "Cute."

Meng Yifan: "Then wait for me to go back and look through their photos. I'll see if there are any suitable ones. The main reason is that there are too many objects. I can't remember what they look like."

Liu Haiyang nodded furiously: "Okay, okay, you are really my good brother, we have known each other for so many years."

Meng Yifan grinned: "That's right, brother, it should be."

Qi She finally couldn't listen anymore, slapped Meng Yifan on the head, rolled his eyes and said, "You just listen to his nonsense, there are so many boys in our student union, the only one who has a partner is brother Zhuang, and the others are single dogs All right?"

Meng Yifan was quite unconvinced: "Hey, how did you know? It's possible that someone secretly talked about it."

"Let's talk in secret." Qi She said, "The student union is so busy, either working as a cow or a horse, how can there be that free time to fall in love, unless it is internally digested."

Meng Yifan: "Ah."

Don't say it, it's true.

Meng Yifan turned his head to look at Chen Lin again: "Brother Chen, what about you? You have many famous beauties outside of Jiangxi. You have been here for a year, so you are still single?"

"There are so many beauties and so many handsome men, how can beauties fall in love with me?" Chen Lin opened another can of beer and said while drinking, "I have passed the stage of free love and started to be forced to go on blind dates."

"Forced to go on a blind date?" Jiang Linlin became curious.

Chen Lin said "angry": "It's just my family. They think that I should not be able to talk to someone by myself, so they arranged a blind date for me."

Qi She was also very curious: "You went?"

"I went there once at the beginning of the year."

"It didn't work?"

"Nonsense, why don't I just post it on Moments?" Speaking of the blind date, Chen Lin still felt that it was outrageous, "Didn't I just pass my [-]th birthday last winter vacation? But when we talk about age here, we all You are used to saying false years, you all know that, right?"

Lin Shixi was also listening to him with her face covered.

She also knew this, when the student union recruited new students before, Shen Wang wrote 17 in the column of age at that time, and later she saw his student ID card with the date of birth on it.

The age doesn't match the one on the data sheet, it should be the false age written on the data sheet.

Chen Lin: "In my hometown, everyone likes to be two years old. I am nineteen, and my mother thinks that I am 21. My relatives heard my mother say that I am 21, and they are two years old. They say I am 23. It is time to introduce The aunt on the blind date said a few more words, saying that I am 26 seven, and I will be thirty soon. This aunt introduced a sister to me."

Meng Yifan's eyes lit up: "Sister, how is it? I just like my sister."

"Don't worry, listen to me first, and it's not too late for you to make a speech." Chen Lin continued, "The aunt said that the female junior holds a gold brick, and the sister she introduced is 33 this year, and I am [-], which is just right. As a result, when we met, my sister was three to forty years old, about the same age as my mother."

Meng Yifan's eyes widened.

Although he likes sister-type girlfriends, he can do it under the age of ten, but it really won't work any more.

"We met at KFC, and when my sister saw me, she was silent. The aunt who was the matchmaker must have told her that I was over 30. In the end, my sister chatted with me politely and gave me some more. Ordered a children's meal and left."

"..."

Everyone at the table couldn't help laughing.

"You made money, but my sister lost money. My sister even ordered a children's meal for you."

"This sister is really kind. If you want to let me go, she will leave on the spot. I'm here for a blind date, not to find my son."

"So don't trust the mouth of the matchmaker, their mouth is the most unreliable."

"Yes, my sister was on a blind date recently. Some time ago, the matchmaker said to introduce her to a handsome guy who was energetic and handsome, so I went with my sister. It turned out that he had nothing to do with the word 'handsome' at all. , the "handsome" in the media population means that the five senses are present."

"My cousin was introduced by a matchmaker and met a man who the matchmaker said would live a good life. Later, they fell in love. The man was very stingy. My cousin spent money on meals and movies. Later, during the Qixi Festival, my cousin I just want him to buy her a cup of milk tea, 15 yuan, the man thought it was too expensive, so he offered to give half of the money."

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"Why can this kind of man have a partner?"

"Is your cousin dedicated to helping the poor?"

"The female benefactor is really a living Bodhisattva who has come down to save all beings."

"The man just told my cousin that his family conditions are not good and he is from a rural area. Although he has some savings, he is reluctant to use it and wants to save it for his parents in the future."