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Chapter 175 Master Shen, Shut Up

Chapter 175 Master Shen, Shut Up
Half an hour later, the three of them stood together in front of a certain movie theater.

Lin Shixi didn't want to come out at first, she wasn't very interested in watching movies, so she might as well read a book at home when she has that time, but Shen Hua changed her mind with one sentence: "The movie ticket is the result of winning the sports meeting before." For the prizes that come, the deadline is New Year's Eve this year, if you don't use them, it will be wasted."

Lin Shixi immediately said: "Then I must go!"

Shi Sang stood in front of the electronic display screen in the theater and studied for a long time. Today's shows are all horror, reasoning, and suspense films. I chose the most peaceful horror movie.

It is a cartoon adapted by Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen.

Lin Shixi hasn't watched a cartoon for a long, long, long time. The last time I watched a cartoon was... well, when Shen Wang shouted the slogan of Sailor Moon's transformation—if that was a cartoon.

In line with the principle of not wasting the quota, Lin Shixi watched movies very seriously.

Lin Shixi was still immersed in the plot until he left the film and television hall: "I have a question that I don't understand."

Shen Wang casually took the popcorn bucket she handed over: "Huh?"

"Why is Xu Xian afraid of his wife?" Lin Shixi looked confused, "He and Bai Suzhen have been married for so long, and the relationship is also very good. He knows what kind of person Bai Suzhen is, but in the end, Bai Suzhen just turned into a prototype. Xu Xian was so frightened that she fainted and asked Fa Hai to take her in."

"Scumbag." Shi Sang summed it up in two words, and added logically, "So Xixi, when you look for a boyfriend in the future, you have to keep your eyes open. A good man like Xu Xian is here. The chain will be lost at critical moments, what kind of man can be relied on?"

Lin Shixi let out a "huh".

"Love, it doesn't exist." The Shi Da expert finally said, "It's just an illusion, that's all~"

"Eat yours." Shen Wang stuffed the popcorn into Shi Sang's arms, gagged his mouth, then turned his head to look at Lin Shixi, "You can think about it differently."

Lin Shixi thought about it very seriously: "I still can't understand after putting myself in another place. Xu Xian knows what kind of person his wife is. She won't harm him, nor will she harm others. Why did you have to ask Fa Hai to take her in?"

Shen Wang lazily raised his eyes, and quickly found the problem: "Aren't you afraid of snakes?"

Lin Shixi shook his head as expected: "I'm not very afraid."

Shen Wang asked: "Then what are you afraid of?"

"Spiders, centipedes, geckos, cockroaches, that sort of thing."

"Okay, then cockroaches."

"Ok?"

"Now think about it differently. If you have a boyfriend who is handsome, has a good figure, eight-pack abs, is also very kind, and treats you very well, but one day he accidentally changes back to his original form. As soon as you came home, you saw a giant cockroach over 1.8 meters lying on your bed."

"..."

Lin Shixi couldn't help imagining it in his mind following his description.

Shen Wang said slowly: "This giant cockroach, let's call him Brother Cockroach for now. You hold hands and hug this Brother Cockroach. You have a very good relationship. In the end, you married him, and you also had a love crystallization with him—a pile of love. Little cockroach."

Lin Shixi: "..."

do not talk!
Brother, please, really stop talking.

Lin Shixi's face had already turned blue, and his stomach began to feel uncomfortable.

Okay, okay, she can already understand Xu Xian, Xu Xian just fainted on the spot, if it was her, she would definitely die on the spot.

Not to mention asking Fahai to take it, that's too kind, she will definitely let Fahai kill it on the spot!
For the next two hours, Lin Shixi's mind was always haunted by the picture of the giant cockroach with eight-pack abs lying on the bed that Shen Wang said, and Brother Cockroach was still waving his six thin and long legs alluringly. The legs and the tentacles on the top of the head moved, beckoning to her affectionately.

Lin Shixi didn't finish her lunch, her face was very bad, and she always wanted to vomit.

Especially Shi Sang, who was so heartless, he added this sentence at the time: "Xixi, when holding hands with that cockroach brother, if you accidentally use too much force and squeeze his hand, you will die." I experienced the feeling of bursting cockroach juice on the spot!"

You are big!
Lin Shixi was about to throw up, her face turned green.

In order to make up for the mistake of his mouth, Shi Sang quickly finished the rice in the bowl, pulled Lin Shixi with one hand, and Shen Wang with the other, and went straight to the next project, trying to make Lin Shixi forget about the explosive cockroach just now .

This is also a sports meeting prize.

Meng Yifan's sponsorship covers almost all walks of life in Jiangzhou, and many merchants have given experience coupons. The shop Shi Sang brought them to is a beauty salon and hair care shop.

Shen Wang was not interested and immediately refused.

Lin Shixi was not in the mood, and shook his head and refused.

So the two of them sat side by side on the bench beside them, watching Shi Sang give themselves a whole body care happily.

But Shi Sang's happy mood lasted for less than 2 minutes, and he couldn't laugh anymore. The whole body care is divided into eight items, one of which is passionate hair removal.

How passionate is this passionate hair removal?

It can be heard from Shi Sang's screams, Shi Sang screamed like a donkey, the makeup artist is obviously a person who has seen big scenes, and continued to tear Shi Sang's leg hair with wax paper unmoved .

Stick it on, press firmly, and give it a hard tug.

stab-

Shi Sang died.

Later, when Lin Shixi heard Shi Sang screaming like this, he always felt that he was at a pig slaughtering scene, so he hesitated and persuaded: "Why don't you do it?"

Shen Wang was playing mobile games bored, when he heard Lin Shixi's words, he suddenly raised his eyelids, and seemingly casually added: "This prize is said to be worth 1399."

"Need." Lin Shixi immediately changed his words, "Then we have to continue."

She couldn't bear to stop, but said very firmly: "Thirteen, bear with me, it's too expensive, and it can't be discounted, I don't want to waste it."

Shi Sang: "?????"

Shi Sang cried heart-rendingly and burst into tears: "Shen Huang!!! I'm fucking you, your uncle!!!!"

Shen Wang put one hand on his chin, and the fingertips of the other hand wrapped around an earphone cable, shaking casually: "San'er, bear with it, for your own good, this is a beauty treatment, to make you more handsome .”

Shi Sangchuli was furious: "Fucking me——ooohoo!!!"

The make-up artist was even more ruthless, she lifted the paper with her hands, and only heard a click, and another leg hair full of leg hair stuck to the wax paper.

stab-

Shi Sang died again.

(End of this chapter)

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