Exile at the beginning: farming with power space

Chapter 334 Just Telling a Story
Ning'er smiled as she thought of how helpless her little uncles kept asking her sister for help.

It's hard for Fang to talk about her daughter. In the next few days, Fu Xinci didn't go out. It was rare that she picked up the embroidery frame without Fang's urging.

Ning'er wasn't yelling for her sister to take him out to play. She was either riding a bamboo horse in the yard, or nestled next to her sister, listening to her sister tell some good stories that neither her grandfather nor her father could tell.

"Sister, sister, tell Ning'er the story of the Monkey King fighting the Sea King Poseidon again today."

Fu Xinci: If Ning'er didn't bring it up, she would have forgotten about it.It's just that she had nothing to do with coaxing Ning'er to coax Ning'er into that story, so she couldn't remember the plot in it.

Seeing the younger brother's eyes full of anticipation, Fu Xinci's old face became hot.

Alas, it is really self-inflicted.

"elder sister?"

The little guy raised his chubby hand and waved it in front of his sister.

"Ning'er, would my sister tell you about Monkey King's three fights against the Bone Essence today?"

"Sister." The little guy stretched out a small slap, meaning: You've said it five times.

"Borrow the banana fan three times."

With a small slap from the little guy, he pressed down a thumb, which means he has listened to it four times.

Fu Xinci was a little lost.

"Sister, Ning'er wants to hear interesting stories."

"Okay." Fu Xinci searched her brain and finally thought of one.

"Say, a Ming Dynasty man, a Tatar man, and a Japanese man walked in the desert."

"Didn't they fight? Did the people of the Ming Dynasty kill those two big villains?"

"There is no food or water in the desert. They are dying of thirst and hunger, and they have no strength to fight for the time being."

"Oh."

"They walked and walked. Just when they were desperate and thought they would die, they suddenly found a magic lamp in front of them. The three of them immediately crawled over and picked it up."

"The people of the Ming Dynasty saw that it looked like an object from their own country, so they used all their strength to polish the magic lamp. Then they saw a lamp god walking out of the magic lamp."

"The lamp god glanced at the three people, and said to the Ming Dynasty people: I am the lamp god, I have been trapped here for a thousand years, you rescued me, I can grant you three wishes."

"The Tatars heard the lamp god say that they can make three wishes, and immediately pushed away the Ming Dynasty people and said: I want gold, I want a lot of gold, and send me home."

"Seeing that the Tatars really disappeared in front of their eyes, the Japanese squeezed away the Ming Dynasty people by virtue of their short stature, and said to the lamp god: I want a lot of gold, I want more gold, give me go home."

"Sister, how can you let the Tatars and Japanese take advantage? I don't agree."

"Ning'er, keep listening."

"Oh."

"The people of the Ming Dynasty saw that they were the only ones left, so they said to the lamp god humbly: Please bring me a bottle of Erguotou, and the lamp god gave it to me. The people of the Ming Dynasty picked up Erguotou, tons and tons, and drank it in a few mouthfuls. He breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the lamp god: Bring me another bottle of Erguotou. After he drank this bottle of Erguotou, he said to the lamp god: Bring those two people back to me."

Ning'er: ...

Hanxue: ...

Chunyu: ...

They all covered their mouths and laughed.

Fu Xinci pretended not to see it, and continued: "The Tatars and Japanese people who have all been brought back are going to die of anger. But they are thirsty and hungry, and they are not Ming Dynasty people who drank two bottles of Erguotou at all. opponent."

"Sister, what is Erguotou?"

"Erguotou is baijiu."

"Oh, tell me, sister."

"They could only keep going forward against the scorching sun. They walked and walked, and suddenly they saw another magic lamp in front of them."

"This time, relying on his height, the Tatar threw himself in front of the magic lamp. Without saying a word, he wiped it with his sleeve. The magic lamp turned on like last time, and a man walked out of the magic lamp. The younger lamp god said: I am a junior, and I am not as high as my senior, so I can only grant your two wishes."

"The Tatar learned to be smart this time. He pushed the Ming Dynasty man and said: You make a wish first. The Japanese also echoed: You come first."

"The people of the Ming Dynasty glanced at them, smiled, and said politely to the lamp god: Please give me a bottle of Erguotou. After a few more mouthfuls, the people of the Ming Dynasty drank up a bottle of Erguotou. , then bowed his head and said to the lamp god still humbly: "You go."

Ning'er: ...

Han Xue: "Well, puff."

Chun Yu: "Hahaha."

"Sister, is there anything else?"

"The Tatars and Japanese are so angry, but they can't do anything about it now. After all, the people of the Ming Dynasty drank three bottles of Erguotou, and they dare not provoke them. Otherwise, it's okay to beat them to death with the strength of alcohol."

"Yes, beat them hard."

"The people of the Ming Dynasty didn't care about the Tatars and Japanese, and continued to walk forward on the scorching sand. The Tatars and Japanese wanted to kill the Ming Dynasty people, but they couldn't beat them now, so they had to endure it. .”

"Finally, another magic lamp appeared in their line of sight. The Japanese ran to the front with all his strength. After he polished the magic lamp with his skirt, he made a loud wish: Give me a knife, and I will kill Ming. The people of the Ming Dynasty. The Tatars followed closely and shouted loudly: Give me a big knife, and I will kill the people of the Ming Dynasty too."

"People from the Ming Dynasty: Take me home!"

"Girl, is it over?"

"It's over."

"Well, it can't be done, hahaha." Han Xue couldn't hold it back, and lay down on the green brick floor with a smile, unable to get up.

Chun Yu was similar to her, clutching her stomach and saying "Ouch."

Only Ning'er, looking at this and then that, covered her little mouth and laughed.

Fu Xinci looked at them, and muttered in a slow voice: "I didn't do anything, why did you all cry."

"Pfft~"

"..."

After a long while, Han Xue wiped away the tears from laughing, and said, "Girl, don't tell such jokes anymore, the servants are all laughing."

"Yeah, that's too funny."

"Sister Xinci, what did you say to make you laugh like this?"

"Miss Ke'er, what our girl just said was...haha."

For most of the day, the Meng family compound was filled with laughter one after another.

Ning'er couldn't stay idle, so she went to tell her grandfather. Grandpa Meng didn't expect that his little grandson had the talent to tell stories to others. While he thought it was funny, he also felt that his granddaughter's little brain was different, and she always had some strange ideas. Wonderful idea.

When Qi He came back in the evening, he told his family, "It took several days of interrogation at the Qianhu Office to find out that the two kidnappers caught a few days ago are the spy of the Japanese pirates."

When mentioning Japanese pirates, Grandpa Meng couldn't help frowning, "It's a small place, but it never knows how to restrain itself, so it should be killed."

"Yes, as long as they dare to come, we will work together to kill them all."

(End of this chapter)