Turning the tide in the Red Chamber

Chapter 42 [042] Xue Pan eats shit, Baochai: ? ? ?
Xue Pan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, his face flushed from holding back.

Jia Chen knew that he was holding back his intentions, but he didn't point it out. Instead, he wanted to see what this guy was trying to do.

Soon, when it was time for dinner, Jia Zheng invited Jia Chen and Xue Pan to the table, accompanied by Jia Lian and Jia Baoyu.

Even Jia Lian couldn't understand Xue Pan's high-spirited posture, and secretly called him a fool in his heart.

After the banquet was over, Jia Lian deliberately poured Xue Pan a few more glasses of wine, which made him stare dazed and almost passed out.

It was Jia Zheng who was upright and upright and stopped Jia Lian in time, so that Xue Pan was not forced to lie down.

When he was full of wine and food, Xue Pan drunkenly grabbed Jia Chen's arm and said with a malicious smile:
"Brother Chen, let's go! Let's go to the garden, show brother Yu a hand!"

Seeing his smirk, Jia Chen knew that there must be a trap in the garden, so he decided to use his tricks to get rid of Xue's big head.

"Okay! Brother Xue, let's go to the garden, and I will show you a set of sword skills to cheer you up."

Jia Chen grabbed Xue Pan's wrist and dragged him towards the garden.

Xue Pan's wrist was sore from being bound by him. He wanted to get rid of it, but found that his wrist seemed to be bound by a pair of iron clamps. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free.

Xue Pan was drunk, his eyes were hazy, dizzy, he staggered, he couldn't even walk steadily, so he had to let Jia Chen drag him, which prevented him from staggering and falling to the ground.

Jia Chen dragged him into the garden, and found that there were several piles of branches and leaves spread on the ground, which was very strange.

Xue Pan pointed to a pile of leaves, and said with an inarticulate smirk:

"Brother Chen, go practice your sword on that pile of leaves."

Jia Chen squinted at him, and asked calmly, "Why do you want to practice on the leaves?"

Xue Pan laughed drunkenly and said:
"Hey hey, think about it, when you stand on the leaves and practice, you lift your feet and swing your fists, the fists and feet bring the wind, and you can roll up the fallen leaves on the ground, how majestic it is!"

Jia Chen sneered and said:
"Okay, as the saying goes, 'the older brother is the younger brother', you are still the elder brother, go up to the prestige and prestige first!"

After all, without waiting for Xue Pan to respond, he grabbed his arm and pushed him against the pile of leaves.

Xue Pan stepped on the air, his bloated body smashed through the flat branches and leaves, and fell into the trap.

"Call through!"

"Ouch!"

There was a scream from the trap.

Jia Chen walked over to have a look, and saw Xue Pan lying on the ground in a five-body posture, with his arms outstretched, like a "big" character.

The trap wasn't very deep, he was just stunned by the fall, but he didn't bleed.

However, under his body, there was a pile of horse dung and dog poop.

Unfortunately, he landed on his face.

His face was right on top of a big pile of horse manure.

Looking at this ridiculous scene, the corners of Jia Chen's lips twitched slightly. It turned out that this guy wanted to use a trap to hurt himself.

How silly and naive!
Xue Pan lay down in the pit for a while, then suddenly sat up on his knees, spitting "Bah, bah, bah."

It's just that his saliva is dark yellow, obviously mixed with feces.

Horse manure was all over his head and face, and his lips were covered in dung, as if he hadn't wiped his mouth clean after drinking a bowl of thick egg custard.

Xue Pan's fall woke him up from the wine. He looked down at the horse dung and dog dung all over his body, smelled the stench, clutched his chest, and retched.

Jia Chen kept away, and joked with a smile:
"Brother Xue, I didn't expect that you are lucky. If you don't have enough food, I can ask someone to pick up a few more buckets of feces and urine and pour them on you so that you can eat enough."

Xue Pan was so angry that he burst into tears, shouting at the top of his voice:
"Mom, come and save me!"

While yelling, he crawled out of the trap on all fours.

It's just that his hands are full of feces, and he is slipping wet and clattering on the edge of the vertical trap.

After climbing up two steps, he returned to the pit baldly, fell down and sat down, stained with more feces.

Looking at his tearful and embarrassing character, the corners of Jia Chen's lips twitched slightly. It seems that Xue's big head is still a child who hasn't grown up, and whenever he encounters difficulties, he calls his mother.

Actually, Xue Pan is sixteen years old this year.

In the Great Zhou, it is the year of the weak crown, that is, adulthood.

An adult calls his mother when he encounters difficulties. This is indeed a smile, and it is ridiculous.

Xue Pan's followers hid behind a tree and did not dare to show their heads.

In fact, he saw Xue Pan fell into the trap just now, but he didn't dare to rush over because Xue Pan was covered in feces. If he came over, he would definitely need to help Xue Pan clean it up.

He didn't want to get all these filthy feces on his body.

As soon as Xue Pan called his mother, the servant immediately ran to Lixiangyuan where Xue's family was sleeping as if he had been pardoned.

After a while, a rich-looking, luxuriously dressed middle-aged woman led a young girl over.

When his eyes fell on the young girl, Jia Chen's breath stopped, and only one word popped out of his mind - beauty!

Lips are red without spots, eyebrows are green without painting, face is like a silver basin, and eyes are like water apricots.

On her head was a glossy black bra, a honey-colored padded jacket, a rose-purple two-color gold and silver mouse shoulder-length jacket, and a scallion-yellow damask cotton skirt.

With this appearance and clothes, Jia Chen could guess without anyone's introduction that this girl is Xue Baochai.

Jia Chen used to suspect that Xue Baochai's face was like a silver basin in the original book, so how scary is this face?
A silver basin with a big face, how round does that face have to be to look like a basin?

However, now that the real person is face to face, Jia Chen realizes why Xue Baochai's face looks like a silver basin.

She does have a round face, with a not-pointed chin, a little bit of baby fat, and slightly plump than a melon-shaped face, but it is not a chubby face, but plump and round, with neither the mandible nor the cheekbones protruding.

In particular, her skin was white, tender, and shiny, as if it could be broken by blowing a bullet, and it really deserved the word "silver".

As for the middle-aged lady next to her, it is naturally her and Xue Pan's mother - Aunt Xue.

As soon as Xue Pan saw Aunt Xue and Xue Baochai, as if looking forward to a savior, he cried out in a crying voice:
"Mom, sister, help me up!"

At this time, Xue Pan's body was stained with more feces, as if he had just been fished out of a cesspit.

Aunt Xue pinched her nose and asked in a shrill voice:

"My baby, why did you fall into the cesspit?"

Xue Pan pointed at Jia Chen angrily, gritted his teeth and shouted:
"He pushed me off!"

Aunt Xue got anxious when she heard that, glared at Jia Chen angrily, and asked:

"Who are you? Why did you want to kill my son?"

Before Jia Chen could respond, Xue Baochai grabbed Aunt Xue's arm and dissuaded her:
"Mom, there must be something wrong with this matter, people will not push my brother into the cesspit for no reason."

The corners of Jia Chen's lips twitched slightly, it seems that this Xue Baochai is quite well educated.

Xue Baochai walked up to Jia Chen in a steady and peaceful manner, saluted with blessings, and said in a clear voice:
"Dare to ask this little brother, where did my brother offend His Majesty? Why did you push him into the cesspit?"

She speaks slowly, unhurriedly, and her words are as mellow as jade, which is pleasant to the ear.

(End of this chapter)