Red Cloud: Establishing Mahayana Buddhism as a Holy Spirit

Chapter 321 Cleaner Than a Dog Licks
"Report to the Jade Emperor."

Taibai Jinxing stood up again with a friendly smile on his face, and all the stars watched the play with disregard.

"The monstrous monkey only knows how to speak, but doesn't know how big or small it is. If you want to fight with him, you can't subdue him for a while, but it will be a laborious task. If the Jade Emperor Dashe is kind and will also recruit the decree, I will teach him to be a great sage equal to the sky. Add him an empty title, and it will be convenient to have an official but no salary."

After Taibai Jinxing said these words with a smile, some immortal officials in the heavenly court frowned, after all, in their eyes, Tianwei should not be offended.

"Hehe, the monster monkey from the lower realm can compete with the great god of the Three Altars Sea Meeting, which shows that its ability is not weak, and it will also prevent people from the lower realm from saying that we are ignorant of people in heaven."

Taibai Jinxing's last sentence directly blocked everyone's mouths. It is a joke that a demon king of the lower realms can fight with the great god Nezha of the Three Altars Haihui.

However, at this point, Yang Jian, the god of justice, cupped his hands indifferently and said: "To the Jade Emperor, all the star kings and immortal officials in the heavenly court are rewarded for their meritorious service. According to Taibai Jinxing's words , as long as the demon king of the lower realm has the strength, he can go to the sky to be a high-ranking official, so doesn't that mean that the heaven has become a place of fierce fighting?"

"Judicial God, you can't say that, you misunderstood." Taibai Jinxing shook his head again and again, it seemed that the two were arguing, maybe he was saying that all the stars and immortals in the heaven were judged according to their merits and political achievements. Yes, it's not easy to get on.

Seeing the dispute between Taibai Jinxing and Judiciary God, the Jade Emperor smiled and shook his head to become a peacemaker, showing the mind of the Lord of Heaven and Earth and laughed loudly: "It is said that one thing should not bother the two Lords, since Taibai thinks that the lower world demon Immortals have roots of wisdom, so this matter will be entrusted to you again."

Taibai Jinxing secretly sighed in his heart, for the sake of merit, what is this, he couldn't help but nodded respectfully: "Observe."

Huaguoshan.

"My lord, all the official positions in the heavenly court are from the humble to the respectful. Why do you think they are small? What's more, all the star kings and immortal officials benefit one party before going to heaven, and they are counted on the basis of thousands of years after they go to heaven. This official position today."

Looking at Monkey King who was sitting on the stone chair, Taibai Jinxing smiled and shook his head. He first explained the origins of the various star kings and official positions in the heavenly court, and then he started to fool around again.

"The previous great sage was able to beat the giant spirit god, Tufu Xingjun and Li Tianwang, and he was able to fight fiercely with the three altar gods, which shows his ability. Therefore, this time, the old man tried his best to take the blame for the great sage. , Exempting the teacher's journey, please the king grant the record, and the Jade Emperor will play it, so please go to heaven again to be the "great sage equal to heaven"."

After a few words, it can be said to be remarkable. Not only did he not offend others inside and outside, but he also said his own credit.

I saw Taibai Jinxing looking at the stone chair with a smile, and at this moment a light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, it turned out that it was Subhuti's secret ray of primordial spirit that suppressed the monkey.

"Haha, okay, Taibai is still interesting enough. This time, my old grandson will go to heaven to be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

Sun Wukong once again abandoned his identity as the demon king of the lower realm, and followed Taibai Jinxing to go to heaven as the great sage equal to heaven.

At the same time, the demon kings in the Three Realms were in an uproar after hearing this one by one. Countless people scolded the monkey for nothing, especially the bull demon king and other demon kings who swore with the monkey. , the result is so useless.

Going to say that the monkey went to heaven again and was conferred the title of Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and he was immediately elated. The second celestial officials under the Qitian Mansion served him in the morning and evening, only knew that he had three meals a day, slept in one bed at night, had nothing to worry about, and was free.In leisure time, I will visit the palace with friends and make friends.

Every emperor said "Your Majesty", and the nine stars and nine stars, five generals, 28 constellations, four heavenly kings, 12 yuan, five elders, universal stars, and gods of the Milky Way, all treated each other as brothers and called each other , Travel east today, travel west tomorrow, cloud to cloud, whereabouts are uncertain.

Later, after the Monkey King had nothing to do every day, someone reported to the Jade Emperor, and finally got the duty of guarding the Peach Garden.

……

puchi~puchi~
This peach garden is full of peach pits, and there are seven fairies who have been immobilized. At this time, Monkey King gnawed all the ripe peaches in the garden full of intoxication.

At this moment in Yaochi, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but twitch his brows looking at the scene of the Peach Garden, while the Queen Mother of Yaochi was a little angry, "It's too much to bully! It's too much to bully!"

At this time, the Yaochi is like a small heaven, there are star kings from all walks of life on the left and right sides below, the four heavenly kings are all listed, and the scene in Haotian territory is clearly visible to everyone.

"Tsk tsk, this Subhuti is really shameless, it really has a western style, tsk tsk."

Only Dongji Qinghua Great Emperor Qingyun dared to say this so nakedly. Under the sarcasm, the Xingjun and Tianwang on the left and right below immediately lowered their heads, as if they hadn't heard anything.

And the Jade Emperor looked at Qingyun with some embarrassment, "Brother, this peach orchard has already picked everything that can be picked in advance, is it okay?"

It turned out that today Qing Yun summoned this group of people to gather in Yaochi, and even borrowed the Haotian Realm to watch this scene.

The Queen Mother of Yaochi on the side also had an angry look in her phoenix eyes, this Subhuti is in vain a clone of a saint!How can someone who has never seen the world eat up the entire peach orchard, if Brother Qingyun hadn't reminded her in advance that she had better pick all the better fruits, she would really suffer a big loss this time up.

Pan Taoyuan.

Sun Wukong's mouth was full of juice, his whole body was full of strong mana, and his eyes were a little blurred. At this moment, he was really a little confused. After all, eating so many flat peaches in his stomach, ordinary people can't bear it.

At this moment, Subhuti suddenly sensed something, and immediately the ray of primordial spirit escaped and headed towards Yaochi.

And Sun Wukong went straight to the flat peach banquet in the fairyland in a daze.

Yaochi.

"Qingyun!"

After Subhuti came in as a ray of light, I saw all the stars bowed their heads silently, as if they had been petrified, and Qingyun was drinking wine, looking at the scene in Haotian territory with great interest.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at their noses and their hearts, as if they were playing with the wine bottles in their hands.

At this moment, Subhuti's face was hot, and he stared at Qingyun with big eyes, how can you be like this!
But Qingyun smiled and looked at Subhuti who rushed over, "Fellow Daoist, you came just in time, come and see this monkey, tsk tsk! It's really greedy, I ate all the fruits in the peach garden, tsk tsk. "

Subhuti blushed, how could he not know that the other party was mocking him for being too ugly, but he thought in his heart, he was also for his disciples, not eating into his stomach.

"Qingyun, Pindao's apprentice looks ugly, but your disciple may not have looked good once!"

I saw Subhuti sneer, and glanced directly at the Judicial God Yang Jian, the Four Heavenly Kings and others, as if to say that your disciples are all clean?

"Ahem, this monkey is coming, this scene is going to continue, do we need to leave this fairyland first?"

Looking at the two who were facing each other, the Jade Emperor stood up to be a peacemaker this time with a smile, and at this time a stream of light greeted outside the Yaochi, and the queen mother behind this scene obviously looked a little ugly, and directly snorted, As soon as the sleeves were waved, the space in front of everyone in Yaochi began to change, and countless people remembered something in horror!

The Queen Mother of Yaochi and the Haotian Jade Emperor are the Taoist boys beside the Taoist ancestor, and they are also quasi-sages!
Huaguoshan.

Inside the inconspicuous stone chair in the Water Curtain Cave, a dark figure has almost blocked all his breath, and with the back soil of the six reincarnations, no one can find this person under the secret of heaven.

"Damn it, this monkey is not normal, and its breath is also very strange recently, no way! At this time, Huaguo Mountain must be stared at by people, it seems that we can only escape secretly until this monkey is suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain."

The person hiding in the Water Curtain Cave is Hong Yun. At this moment, he muttered to himself, and began to constantly judge the changes of the Three Realms.

But there is too little information, and he can't judge anything now, only this monkey is a little abnormal, it seems to be plotted by someone, fortunately he had Houtu's help last time, which made him sense a terrifying wave in advance Without breath, he hurriedly hid in the water curtain cave without being discovered.

At this moment, there was a lively sound outside the Water Curtain Cave, and only countless monkey spirits could be heard shouting excitedly.

I saw that Sun Wukong had already escaped from the Heavenly Court at this time, and the expression of panic on his face was more ferocious, damn the thief!He just doesn't believe in this evil!
At this moment in Huaguo Mountain, the banners were shining, and the halberds were shining. It was the four generals and the 72-hole demon king who were conferred by Sun Wukong himself, who were practicing martial arts. When they saw their king come back, they all cheered excitedly.

And Sun Wukong's eyes were full of ferocity, looking at the group of monsters all over the mountains and plains, he didn't stop doing anything, and immediately raised the Ruyi golden cudgel in his palm and shouted angrily: "Little ones, someone in heaven is plotting against me, grandson, this time!" I, Monkey King, will not go to that court any more!"

"Hurry up and invite the other demon kings, and call all the children of Huaguoshan."

The ferocious Monkey King wants to escape, but he is reluctant to part with everything in Huaguo Mountain!And at this time, he secretly calculated in his heart that the strength of the Heavenly Court was just like that, and the big deal was that he didn't provoke the pimple-faced Tathagata.

heaven.

"Report~ Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, I don't know who disturbed the 'Peach Peach Conference', and stole the Jade Liquid Qiongye, all its eight treasures and hundreds of flavors."

"I made some 'Nine Turns Golden Pills' in the Palace of Doshita. I wanted to do a 'Danyuan Conference' for the Jade Emperor, but they were stolen by thieves. I would like to let the Jade Emperor know about it."

At this time, the Barefoot Immortal also rushed to Yaochi in embarrassment, and shouted loudly: "The queen mother of Meng Meng went to the meeting yesterday, and I met the great sage Qitian by chance, and I have a decree for my long live. , Fang went to the meeting. According to his words, the minister returned to the outside of the Tongming Hall, but did not see the long live dragon, chariot and phoenix chariot, and came here in a hurry to wait."

The picket spirit officer also rushed to Yaochi in a hurry, cupped his hands and shouted: "Report to the Jade Emperor, the one who disturbed the Heavenly Palace is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

At this time, all the star kings and immortal officials from all walks of life gathered in the Yaochi, and the chaos in the Yaochi was even clearer.

The imperial wine in the heavenly court was tilted here and there, and the plates of the grand peach banquet were licked clean enough. At this time, all the fairy families in the Yaochi gathered. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at the messy Yaochi. Feel a little shocking.

A glossy black dog under the feet of the Judiciary God stared wide-eyed, looking at the messy peach feast, and couldn't help whispering to its master: "Master, my dear, is this monkey a dog? The plates are cleaner than a dog licks them."

After Xiao Tiangou uttered this heartless sentence, no one in Yaochi was a simple person at this time, they all heard it clearly, and knew the truth that they were sitting with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother Dongji Qinghua Great Emperor Qingyun laughed after hearing this.

Yang Jian lowered his head and stroked the dog's head with his palm. Before he could say anything, Xiao Tianquan narrowed his eyes and said enjoyingly: "Master, this monkey will make this flat peach like this, which makes me even a dog!" Plate licking, this monkey is still called the Monkey King! If you want me to say that this title should be given to the owner, the monkey should be called the Dog Licking Great Sage."

puff~

At this moment, someone among the immortals finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, Yang Jian lowered his head with an indifferent expression and said in a deep voice: "Shut up!"

As soon as the palm was strengthened, Xiaotiangou immediately shut his mouth obediently, but the corners of the mouths of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother couldn't help but smile when they heard this.

At this time, Subhuti, who was sitting on an equal footing with Daoist Qingyun, was blushing, damn it!this dog!It must be Qingyun's instruction.

"Tsk tsk, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, this Peach Fair is quite clean."

Dongji Qinghua Great Emperor Qingyun would not give Subhuti this face, and directly mentioned this matter face to face. At this moment, all the immortals looked at the table at the Pantao Festival, and all the plates were shiny, indeed worse than a dog's licking. clean.

"Asshole! This monkey is too asshole!"

In order to prevent the two big men from pinching each other, the Jade Emperor hurriedly pretended to be angry and slapped the armrest hard, pointing angrily at the mess at the Pantao Festival, but the next moment he became embarrassed again, this cannot be said.

"It's just a monster monkey in the world, I pity its ability, who knows that this monster monkey is so ignorant of etiquette today, it's such a jerk!"

The Jade Emperor cursed angrily, and all the immortals bowed their heads in silence. Those who knew were watching the show, and those who didn't know were not qualified for their status. They also imitated their predecessors and bowed their heads in silence.

"Ling, the four heavenly kings, in cooperation with Prince Nezha, point 28 mansions, nine obsidian officials, 12 yuan days, five directions Jiedi, four valued meritorious service, east and west stars, two gods of the north and south, five mountains and four blasphemy, and universal astrology, a total of ten Wan Tianbing, set up eighteen heavenly and earth nets and go to Huaguo Mountain to besiege them, and they will definitely capture that guy and punish him."

Just when the Jade Emperor gave the order, I saw Long-eared Huanxi Bodhisattva, Duer Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva and others who came from Western Buddhism to participate in the Pantao Conference slowly stepped into the fairyland.

Seeing this scene, Yang Jian squinted his eyes, went out and cupped his hands and said, "Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, the seven fairies picked in the Peach Garden haven't come back yet, I'll go see if they were killed first."

After finishing speaking, he flicked his cloak, and a black dog chased after him excitedly.

At this moment, when the eyes of the two sides collided, Yang Jian looked at the group of Bodhisattvas who were all apostates and went to Western Buddhism with cold eyes. Among them, Xiao Tiangou excitedly followed up and saw Chang Er and exclaimed: "Master, this Is it the Rabbit Bodhisattva that Yuan Hong mentioned?"

"To shut up."

It seemed to be scolding, but Yang Jian couldn't hide the smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was deliberately mocking in front of the whole heaven. Suddenly, the smiles on the faces of the four major Western Buddhist Bodhisattvas who had just arrived in Yaochi were a little stiff and ugly.

At the same time, each Xingjun looked at the four bodhisattvas with sarcasm in their eyes.

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