Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 56 Market demand should be considered first!

A gift from elders to children.

This is such a polite word that adults cannot escape, has some cruelty, and does not care about the thickness of your wallet.

Therefore, Yin Shi, who was not yet an adult, also selectively skipped this word, pretending to be stupid, as if he didn't know there was such a thing at all.

For Yinshi, not to mention the problem with the wallet, although he is the eldest son of the Hatake family and represents the face of the Hatake family, he is a minor!

After thinking about it, Yinshi also felt that he should run away, not only because the task had been completed, but also because...if he didn't run away, that white-haired uncle might pester him about the distribution of spoils!You may even be brought into the rhythm of "Ah! Everyone gave a meeting gift!" and have to cut their flesh!

But right now...

Jilai, who has no brains, also took the lead in proposing the matter of the meeting ceremony for the birth of a child.

He suddenly slapped his forehead and said as if he had thought of something.

"Almost forgot! We should also give Mizuki a little gift! Right! Tsunade!"

Jilai, who suddenly came up with excitement, also quickly groped around, trying to find some birth gifts that could be given to Orochimaru's children.

Of course, Jiraiya didn't notice at all because of his own words, Gintoki and Tsunade turned their faces away from Orochimaru at the same time to show some displeasure, and cursed secretly at the same time, "You're so talkative!".

"Oh! I found it, I found it!"

Jiraiya, who dug out a thick stack of revised manuscripts, handed it to Orochimaru immediately, and grinned with a thumbs up.

"This is the original manuscript of the novel I just released! This is a very precious thing! When the book becomes popular, after hundreds of years, it will definitely become a family heirloom of your family!"

"A worthless family heirloom, throw it away quickly."

"What are you talking about, you brat!"

Zirai was not happy anymore, and pointed at his original manuscript and rushed to Yinshi to retort: ​​"When one day my novel becomes popular, this original manuscript that condenses the creator's painstaking efforts will definitely become a comparable novel at some level." Something like a Sage of the Six Paths knife!"

Yinshi also became serious at this time, and folded his hands and admonished him very seriously: "Naive! How naive! Sweeter than fried chestnuts in Tianjin! Your novel is far from enough in some aspects! No love Some stories about pure love written by experienced guys? Plus some harsh descriptions?
Do you think it will catch fire?No!Only some virgins like Kakashi who have no love experience at all will buy it!For a person like Yinsang, he would never take a second look!Let me put it more bluntly, there is nothing above that can attract Yinsang to me! "

(Note: Innocent and sweet have the same pronunciation.)
"What are you talking about! What can a brat who hasn't even grown hair understand! The beauty of love and so on... imagination alone is enough!"

As soon as these words came out, Tsunade on the side also had an extremely delicate expression, while Gintoki shook his head with a chuckle.

"What a pathetic guy, he is exactly the same as a virgin boy who fantasizes about sweet love all day long. Listen to me, if you want your story to be accepted by everyone, then don't just give me consideration People of the same type as you, give me consideration for other people's special hobbies!"

Hearing this, Jiraiya narrowed his eyes as if he had caught some inspiration.

"Boy, tell me in detail."

And Yinshi was not stingy, sitting up straight and talking: "For example, some people like NTR, some people like widows, some people like cosplay, some people like s|m, and some people even like mayonnaise! "

"Wait a minute, boy, is there a strange word mixed in? What is mayonnaise? Why mayonnaise? What happened to mayonnaise?"

"That's not the point! The point is that everyone has everyone's preferences, and you're not noticing or fulfilling that!"

Yinshi shouted loudly, then raised his fingers solemnly, and began to describe the specific examples in a serious and earnest manner.

"In short, a man who wants to put a cardigan on his naked body! A man who looks like a gentleman on the surface, but deep down, he wants to be bullied by a strong woman! A man who likes to taste all the ups and downs and expresses pure affection. A man in an instant! A man who likes a girl in the old world who is shaken by a surprise! Wait, wait! Your novels have not taken care of everything!"

Hearing this, Jiraiya also felt that there was such a brand new door opening in front of him little by little!The light coming out from the crack of the door is not only dazzling but also radiating light and heat!

"Boy! Continue!"

Zilai, who took out a pen and paper in an instant, also started to do his own thing. At this time, Jilai didn't care about other things at all, he only wanted to pass the bridge in front of him and enter the new gate!

but…

boom! Duang!boom! pia!

After the sound, Tsunade, whose eyes couldn't help twitching, also put away his fist.

"You two... What dirty jokes are you talking about in a hospital full of women! Believe it or not!"

No one answered, because...Gintoki and Jiraiya, who were crushed by Tsunade's fist and the hospital wall, have fallen into a coma!

Tsunade's strength was so strong that the two of them didn't even have time to scream, and they were thrown directly to the bottom of the hospital without knowing whether they were alive or dead!
Ignoring the nurses who were scared by the punch just now, Tsunade turned to look at Orochimaru.

"Indeed, as a former companion, I still need a gift for the child, just wait a moment."

As he said that, Tsunade also groped his body, but after groping and groping, he finally only found the necklace on his chest.

Tsunade, who touched the necklace, also fell silent because he thought of a certain two people.

At this time, Orochimaru looked at Tsunade holding the necklace tightly and bowed his head in silence for a long time. He also mistakenly thought that the other party was going to give the necklace to his child as a gift.

"No need." Orochimaru said lightly.

"Hey?"

Tsunade, who was brought back to his senses by Orochimaru, was stunned for a moment, then he loosened the necklace and put his hands on his hips, saying with great pride: "In short, the need is still needed, so the remaining half of the remuneration should be regarded as a gift from the elders to the children."

Orochimaru thought for two seconds, then nodded.

"……it is good."

Five million taels is not a lot!
At this time, Tsunade thought of something and shook his head slightly, looking at the door of the ward with some emotion.

"But I really didn't expect that you among the Sannin would be the first to start a family or something. This kind of change is much more dreamy than Jiraiya's delusional novels."

Orochimaru was silent for a moment again, and then looked at the gently closed door of the ward.

"Probably because human beings can't resist instinct. From the moment I saw the continuation of my life (children), something has changed."

"So you no longer pursue eternal life?"

Orochimaru did not answer directly, and said softly: "I don't know, but subconsciously, at this stage, that is no longer the most important thing to me."

"Is that so..."

Tsunade didn't say any more, but waved his hand and turned to leave.That night, he took Shizune, who was already a Chunin, and left Konoha again.

Yinshi and Jilai were both hospitalized that night. Judging from their injuries, it will take at least a month of recovery and treatment before they can go to the ground!
(End of this chapter)