Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 889 The Foursome's Funny Song
Not only the audience at the scene sent you, but also the netizens in the live broadcast room sent barrages one after another.

Wang Yan in the backstage said with a smile: "Fortunately, they performed in this way, otherwise, I'm afraid it will really screw us up."

Jin Chen nodded and said, "Should we thank them?"

Wang Yan said: "It should."

After "I Will Not Sell If I Die", the melody became cheerful again, and Shen Teng and Sha Yi also followed the melody and danced on the stage in a weird old disco.

Shen Teng: "We used to be handsome oppas, but now we are called greasy uncles!"

Sha Yi: "When I was young, I never thought about losing my hair. When I got home, I shoveled with my left hand and forked with my right;"

Zhang Xiao: "I don't have the energy to stay up all night in Internet cafes, and I just want to lie down when I have time;"

Huang Bai: "If you quit snacks or desserts, you will still gain weight. Say goodbye to the barbecue stand!"

Shen Teng Shayi: "Going home is actually scary, a baby with different parents!"

Zhang Xiao Huang Bai: "And my dear wife Da Da, counting dogs, I am the eighth!"

Chorus: "We work so hard, we can never earn enough!"

"Repay the mortgage and car loan, when will it end!"

"Hyperlipidemia and hypertension, goji berries and maca every day;"

"But I still lose a lot of hair;"

"Find a way to admit middle age, so that you can take a vacation in a good mood;"

"When you and I accidentally feel irritable again, just draw a cross in my memory;"

"···"

The name of this song is "Broken Love Alliance Front", and it was very popular in the previous life, relying on the cheerful and jumping melody.

This version changed by Zhang Xiao appeared in a variety show, very funny.

Driven by the four-person old disco, the audience couldn't help but jump up.

The weirdest thing is Shen Teng. This guy has uncoordinated limbs, and his jumping is just bad. The key is that he has a bad memory, and he forgets the following movements after jumping, so he has no choice but to copy Huang Bai next to him without listening.

The slanted eyes and the slow dance made everyone laugh.

After the performance of the three songs, the audience applauded thunderously for them.

"Impressed!"

"I'm a fan of this combination."

"They're definitely here to mess things up."

"If there is a score, I will definitely give them full marks."

"Oh, I laughed so hard!"

"These people are so good at playing. I am convinced of such a show on such a tense stage."

"··"

He Ling and Huang Xiaoming walked onto the stage while clapping their hands. Looking at the four great gods, He Ling couldn't help laughing and said, "God Xiao, you wrote these songs?"

Zhang Xiao nodded, and said: "They are all slobber songs, written for fun."

He Ling said: "Is that the lyrics?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "The first one is, but the second and third ones are not suitable."

He Lingdao: "Then what do you think of your team's performance?"

Zhang Xiao turned to look at the other three, and said, "What do you think?"

Huang Bai: "Overwhelm the crowd!"

Sha Yi: "Achieving the pinnacle!"

Shen Teng: "Wonderful!"

Zhang Xiao interjected: "How shameless!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahahaha!"

Hearing the answers of the four people, the entire audience in the studio laughed and leaned back.

Zhang Xiaodao: "Brother Bai and Brother Sha Yi, I won't talk about it, Brother Teng, you can sit on the ground even after dancing, how do you have the nerve to say the four words wonderful?"

Shen Teng said confidently: "I did it on purpose, and you saw it too. The effect is very good. Everyone laughed."

Sha Yi said: "Then you're done, why are you running while covering your face?"

Huang Bai said: "Does it need to be said, it must be well designed."

Shen Teng pointed to Huang Bai and said, "The answer is correct."

Zhang Xiao sighed and said, "This may be the most failed performance in my life."

"No!~" Shen Teng shook his head and said, "As long as you come to us, we will guarantee you a second time."

"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed again.

He Lingdao: "I want to ask, have you all seen us ride the wind and waves?"

All four nodded and said, "I've seen it."

He Lingdao: "Today is a group performance, do you have the most promising person? Xiao Shen, who do you think is likely to form a group?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "What is the most important thing in a team, the tacit understanding between the players, I can only say that they have to work hard, because they still have a long way to go to reach the level and tacit understanding of a team like ours." Way to go."

Shen Teng echoed: "Xiao Shen is Xiao Shen, what you said is too correct."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

There was another burst of laughter.

Huang Xiaoming nodded, and said: "I also think what Xiao Shen said is right, the four of them are so outstanding, if we want to reach their level, I'm afraid our sister group will have enough trouble in this life."

Huang Bai frowned and asked, "Xiao Ming, are you praising us?"

Huang Xiaoming said: "Of course I'm praising you."

Huang Bai touched his nose and said, "Why do I sound like I'm mocking us?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Sha Yi said: "Now I really want to ask the two sister groups. Seeing the peak performance of our four-member group, do you still dare to show your shame? Otherwise, let's just end today's party here!"

Zhang Xiao said: "That can't be done. Our Sunny TV station has spent a lot of money on this show. Even if their program is worse than ours, we have to bite the bullet and finish it. Otherwise, the advertising fee will be lost!"

Sha Yi suddenly realized, and said: "Oh, look at my brain, I forgot that you are the boss of Qing Tian."

Huang Bai sighed, and said: "Look at it, I said before that our wonderful show should be at the end, so as not to hurt the confidence of the sisters, now it's over, Zhuyu is in the front, and I can't get off the stage."

"Shut up, all of you!" He Ling said angrily: "Can you still show some face? Let me tell you, I have hosted the show for so many years, and I have never seen one who can't even dance. What about groups that aren't on one channel."

"It's not terrible to brag. What's terrible is that you don't have self-knowledge. It's not terrible if you don't have self-knowledge. What's terrible is that you are obviously very bad, and you are still full of self-confidence. I am speechless to you."

Huang Bo laughed, and said: "It's the first time I've seen Teacher He so angry!"

Zhang Xiaodao: "This fully shows that our performance is very successful."

He Ling said: "Okay, hurry up and let me go down, and let you brag about yourselves and talk nonsense, this show will not go on."

Zhang Xiao sighed, and said: "These days, whoever is bullied is really the boss, even the host has learned to drive people away."

Huang Bai said: "Hurry up and leave, if you don't leave, I'm worried that the host will do something."

"Hahahaha!" The audience roared with laughter, Zhang Xiao and the others walked off the stage and sat on the judging panel.

Soon, the first program began.

The seven members of the Ning Jing group performed a singing and dancing song. Although their singing skills were somewhat uneven, they danced neatly. It was very lively and instantly blew up the audience.

After the performance, Huang Xiaoming stepped onto the stage and asked their seven sisters to canvass for their group.

After the audience voted, Huang Xiaoming asked the two professional judges, and the two judges said a lot, which summed up in one word, praise!

It didn't sound like it made any sense.

Huang Xiaoming said: "Okay, thank you for the comments from the two teachers just now, God Xiao, what do you think?"

Zhang Xiao coughed, and said: "The two teachers praised them before. To be honest, I think it's a bit too much."

"A team is good or bad, you have to look at who you compare it with. Compared with ordinary teams, their performance is indeed not bad, but compared with our team of four, it's not even a star."

Shen Teng patted the table and said, "You're right."

"Hahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.

Ning Jing asked: "Then how do you think we can improve?"

Zhang Xiao touched Huang Bai's arm and said, "Brother Bai, come and guide me!"

"Ah? Me?" Huang Bai pointed to his nose, and said, "Why should it be me?"

Zhang Xiao widened his eyes and said: "I am the captain, whoever I ask to speak must speak."

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed again.

With a mournful face, Huang Bai said, "Okay, let me mention one thing. Their dancing is too neat, and they don't highlight their own characteristics. In this regard, our team is much better than them."

Sha Yi gave a thumbs up and said: "This review is too good. You should have seen our brother Teng's dance just now, right? It's not that he really can't dance, and Fourteen danced like that on purpose. You can also see the effect." Here it is, very nice."

Ning Jing interjected: "Do you mean that we also have to find my sister for a fall or be slow?"

Shen Teng pretended to be angry and said: "It's my design, it's a design, I didn't really fall=, and it didn't mean I couldn't keep up with the beat."

Zhang Xiaodao: "Ning Jing notice, is this your attitude when talking to our judges?"

"Believe it or not, we made you unable to advance to the next level?"

Shen Teng echoed, "Yes."

Huang Xiaoming coughed and said, "Sorry, four guest teachers, you don't have the right to vote."

Zhang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Isn't there? I thought there was!"

Shen Teng said: "Then it's over. If this is the case, if he is bullied, he can only stand next to him. There is no way to threaten him at all."

Zhang Xiao immediately changed the subject and said, "In my heart, I actually think they acted very well."

"That's right!" Shen Teng echoed: "Especially the captain Ning Jing's notice, which gave a grand feeling."

Huang Bai said: "If the full score is ten, I will definitely give them ten."

Sha Yi curled her lips, and said disdainfully: "Brother Bai, you only give ten points, why are you so embarrassed? Let me say, at least twelve points, and the other two points are additional points."

"Hahahaha!" After seeing the transformation of Zhang Xiao and others, everyone burst into laughter.

In front of the TV, Reba smiled and said, "The four of them are really capable of making things happen."

Yang Mi said: "What if you don't do something, do you really want to comment?"

Reba was stunned, thinking about everything, and said: "Sister, you mean they discussed it early in the morning, and they are not responsible for comments, only for making fun, right?"

Yang Mi nodded, and said: "Now it's the finals, the judges and teachers must mainly praise the two teams. If your brother-in-law and they also praise more, it will be hello, hello, hello everyone, it's meaningless."

"If your brother-in-law and the others come in the opposite direction, it will be equivalent to ruining the show. After practicing for nearly half a year, the result is bloody and scolding. Let alone the sisters, even the audience can't stand it."

"Therefore, the four of them can only make gag comments, which is the best way to deal with it."

Reba thought for a while, and said, "It's really so!"

Yang Mi pointed to Zhang Xiao on the TV, and said: "Your brother-in-law is really smart, he should have already formulated this strategy when he decided to participate in the program, and then he found Huang Bai, Sha Yi, Shen Teng Three people."

"With any other artist, it would be useless to have a strategy, because no one has their natural sense of humor."

Reba smiled and said, "So, I adore my brother-in-law a little bit."

Yang Mi said: "Although I didn't say it, I have always admired him psychologically. There has never been a person in the world who can easily make trillions of dollars in ten years. Compared with him, we are like fools." It makes no difference."

Reba was silent for a moment, then smiled wryly, "My sister is right."

···
Yang Mi was right, the four of Zhang and Xiao did not perform their duties as guest commentators, but acted as a lubricant for the entire show.

The two of them were in a group, each supporting a team, fighting each other, and then making countless jokes, which made everyone laugh.

The audience in the webcast room was even more barraged.

"It's so funny."

"Xiao Shen, these four guys should have come earlier."

"This season's program is the most exciting one."

"Xiao Shen's group of four is the best team."

"My stomach hurts from laughing."

"I really hope the four of them can do a comedy show."

"I estimate that the ratings of this program will definitely be very high."

"···"

After everyone's discussions were gathered, the last issue of "Sister Riding the Wind and Waves" ended, Zhang Xiao and the others came backstage and said hello to the sisters who were taking off their makeup.

These sisters all surrounded Zhang Xiao, asked him for his autograph, and took photos with him.

There's no way, Zhang Xiao is too low-key, usually you don't see him at all, now that he has been lifted back, everyone will naturally not let him go.

Ning Jing said: "Shen Xiao, as the owner of Sunny TV Station, shouldn't you please treat us to a meal?"

Zhang Xiao was taken aback, and said: "Of course there is no problem in treating guests, the key is that it's so late, don't you need to lose weight?"

Wang Yan smiled and said: "As long as God Xiao invites you to eat, even if you are a fat person, we are willing!"

Jin Chen said, "That's right."

Zhang Xiao said: "Okay, I'll send someone to the hotel to treat everyone to dinner."

Huang Bai said: "Then the three of us will not go!"

Zhang Xiao said: "No, you have to go, and the director of the show, the main creative staff and the judges and teachers all go to celebrate together."

Shen Teng and Sha Yi exchanged glances, both showing a hint of understanding.

There are too many of these big sisters riding the wind and waves, and they are all big beauties with good figure and appearance. If Zhang Xiao only invites them to dinner without even a man, once it is on the news, it will definitely be the top search list. Maybe it will cause an uproar.

It's all right now, let Zhang Xiao call the team together, and that's the celebration banquet.

It doesn't matter if it is photographed.

Ning Jing, Wang Yan and others also noticed Zhang Xiao's way of avoiding suspicion, and none of them sighed secretly. No wonder Zhang Xiao was able to achieve such a high achievement. Just this kind of wisdom in dealing with others is not something ordinary people can possess.

An hour later, Zhang Xiao invited everyone to a five-star hotel for dinner, and the atmosphere was very warm.

After eating for an hour, they each left.

When Zhang Xiao returned home, it was already one o'clock in the morning. When he opened the door, he found that the light in the living room was still on.

Yang Mi and Reba were not asleep yet, they were playing online games together.

Zhang Xiao asked: "What time is it, why don't you go to sleep?"

(End of this chapter)