Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 869 Classic sketch, yesterday today tomorrow

Only two hours later, the script of "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow" was freshly released. Zhang Xiao got Song Yan's phone number from Yang Mi, and immediately dialed it.

Soon, the other party connected the phone.

"I'm Xiaocui, teacher Song Yan's manager, who are you?"

Zhang Xiao replied: "Hi, I'm Zhang Xiao."

"God Xiao?"

Xiao Cui exclaimed directly, and said, "It's true, you're not lying to me, are you?"

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Your reaction is so strong, could it be that many people pretended to be me before?"

Xiao Cui hurriedly said: "That's not true, I'm mainly a little excited, Xiao Shen, Teacher Song is rehearsing a play, you may have to wait."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "Okay, I'm sorry."

After about 5 minutes, Zhang Xiao's phone rang, and it was Song Yan who called.

"Mr. Zhang, I really didn't expect that you would call me."

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "Teacher Song, look at what you said, it's not like we haven't met before, why do you feel like you don't know me anymore?"

"Don't talk about my fame, just because of my handsomeness, you should have a photographic memory!"

Song Yan chuckled, and said, "Mr. Zhang, you are really good enough for Versailles, just tell me, what do you want from me?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "This year I'm going to put on a skit at Sunny TV's New Year's Eve party. The script has already been written, and there is no heroine who I thought would be able to partner with me."

Song Yan said: "So you thought of me?"

"That's right." Zhang Xiao said, "I think in Huaguo's show business circle, the only actress who can perfectly perform this role is you. I wonder if you have a schedule?"

Song Yan said: "There is a schedule, the main reason is that there are only three days until the New Year, and the rehearsal is probably too hasty!"

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "Teacher Song, with your ability and ability, it is not a problem to finish a sketch in three days. Of course, I also know that you have always paid great attention to the quality of sketch scripts."

"Well, I'll send you the script first, and if you think it's okay after reading it, please help me anyway."

"If you don't think it's okay, then forget it."

Song Yan thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll give you an email address, and you can send the script over."

"Okay!" Zhang Xiao agreed and hung up the phone.

Later, he sent the script of "Yesterday Today Tomorrow" to Song Yan.

Song Yan is also impatient, she finished reading the script in only half an hour, and then directly called Zhang Xiao again, expressing her willingness to act in this sketch.

Zhang Xiao asked her evaluation of this sketch, and she only said one sentence, the classic among the classics.

As for Cui Yu's side, knowing that he could cooperate with Zhang Xiaosongyan in a sketch, he agreed without hesitation.

The next day, the three gathered at the TV station and began a tense rehearsal.

Since "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow" is a very mature work, there is no need for any changes at all, so it only took two days for the three of them to cooperate very well.

Time flies, and the New Year's Eve parties of major TV stations have already begun.

As the fastest growing TV station in the industry, Sunny TV has also invited dozens of celebrities, including big-name artists such as Li Liangjie, Chen Long, and Zhou Runfa, as well as many small flowers and fresh meat.

However, these little flowers and fresh meat are all very dedicated young artists. Sunshine TV is also very strict in the selection of one-man bands, but they don't want any bad reviews.

"Hahaha, I heard that God Xiao is going to perform a skit, it's really great."

"Although there are only two or three skits performed by Xiao Shen, each of them is very classic."

"I'm looking forward to the collision between him and Teacher Song Yan!"

"Compared with other TV stations, Sunny TV's programs are more down-to-earth."

"Who says no, anyway, I don't like the so-called idol stars on other TV stations."

"Sunny TV seems to have invited quite a few idol stars!"

"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. They are not idol stars, but handsome and beautiful entertainers, and they are all very dedicated."

"The only problem with Sunny Sky TV is that they didn't announce the schedule. This benefactor is simply too annoying."

"···"

Netizens chatted in the live broadcast room of Sunny TV.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the host Xie Xiaonan, Yang Lanlan, and Reba three beauties stepped onto the stage.

That's right, Reba did not escape Yang Mi's "bad hands" and became the host of the New Year's Eve party.

The scene was full of voices and thunderous applause.

After the three of them said some blessings, Xie Xiaonan looked at Reba and asked, "Reba, is this your first time as a host?"

Reba nodded and said, "It's indeed the first time."

Xie Xiaonan asked, "How do you feel?"

Reba patted his chest and said, "Super nervous."

Yang Lanlan said with a smile: "Reba, you are one of the bosses of our Sunny TV station. The entire TV station is yours. Why are you so nervous?"

As for Reba being one of the bosses of the TV station, that's because Yang Mi gave her shares, and she is a shareholder, so she can be considered one of the bosses.

The audience couldn't help laughing when they heard this: "Hahaha!"

Reba said helplessly: "This has nothing to do with who the TV station is. Sister Yang, Sister Nan, please don't tease me as a newcomer. My nervous heart is about to jump out."

Yang Lanlan said: "It would be nice to host a few more times."

Xie Xiaonan said: "Let's stop talking nonsense, everyone is still waiting to watch the show."

Yang Lanlan said: "Do you know what the first program is?"

Xie Xiaonan said with a smile: "Of course I know, this Jimei should be the program that everyone is most looking forward to. It was supposed to be the finale, but one of the performers disagreed, so I mentioned the first one."

Reba said: "Don't you guys say it's my brother-in-law's work?"

Xie Xiaonan said: "Except for your brother-in-law, who else can be so willful?"

Yang Lanlan exclaimed: "I don't understand, why did he choose to start?"

Xie Xiaonan said: "The reason is very simple, he wants to finish the performance quickly, and then go offstage to watch the show."

Yang Lanlan said: "Well, I'm convinced of this reason."

Xie Xiaonan said: "Dear viewers and friends at the scene and in front of the TV, the New Year's Eve party of Sunny TV has now officially begun."

"Next, let us welcome Zhang Xiao, Teacher Song Yan, and Teacher Cui Yu to the stage with the warmest applause. The program they brought to you is the sketch "Yesterday Today Tomorrow"!"

"Oh~~~"

There was deafening applause immediately at the scene, and many people whistled and booed.

No one thought that Zhang Xiao would be the first to perform.

The curtain on the stage opened, and Cui Yu appeared in front of the audience with a smile.

"Good evening, everyone. What you are watching is our special program "Speak Straight". What makes it so special is that we have invited two special guests."

"They said a couple of peasants who have experienced vicissitudes from the countryside in Northeast China. Let us welcome them both with applause."

The music sounded, Zhang Xiao and Song Yan walked out nervously supporting each other.

Song Yan wore a cotton hat on her head, and was dressed in shabby rural clothes. She was more than ten years older than usual, and her two front teeth were still missing. When she smiled, she felt very happy.

Zhang Xiao is wearing a black silk hat, and has undergone a lot of 'surgery' on his face. His slightly handsome face has completely disappeared, replaced by an old and vicissitudes of life, wearing a black old man's coat , stepping on a pair of snow-white sneakers.

The nondescript outfits of the two won warm applause and cheers from the audience as soon as they appeared on the stage.

"Damn it, is this really God Xiao?"

"Looking at Xiao Shen's walking posture and that shy smile, he is completely different from him!"

"The temperament has completely changed, and he has completely become a rural old man."

"If it was outside, I wouldn't be able to recognize this old man even if I was killed."

"···"

On the stage, after Cui Yu asked the two to sit down, he said, "Uncle and Aunt..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he dropped his gaze on Song Yan's legs. It turned out that because Song Yan was too nervous, both legs were trembling non-stop.

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed loudly.

Cui Yudao: "I'm a little nervous, uncle and aunt, this is the first time to come to a TV studio, right?"

Zhang Xiao nodded, and said in authentic Northeast dialect, "It's the first time!"

Cui Yu said: "When you first come to this studio, you will be a little nervous. You can see that there are so many cameras and so many audiences. After a while, we can relax after talking."

"Let's introduce ourselves first."

Zhang Xiao opened his mouth, and suddenly asked, "Why introduce?"

Cui Yu said: "According to your family's habits."

Song Yan said: "Then let me talk first?"

"Good!" Cui Yu said.

Song Yan: "My name is Baiyun!"

Zhang Xiao: "My name is Heitu!"

"I'm 71!"

"I'm 75!"

"I am a chicken!"

"I am a tiger!"

"This is my husband!"

"This is my mother~~~"

The funny introduction of both of them directly detonated the audience.

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard."

"How nervous do you have to be to say something like this?"

"It's amazing. Teacher Song Yan played the role of an old lady before. It's easier to handle. I never thought Xiao Shen could portray an old man so well at such a young age. It's really rare."

"Xiao Shen is indeed No. 1 in acting!"

Cui Yu on the stage said helplessly: "Uncle and aunt, you are too nervous, don't be nervous, let me tell you about this talk show, it has topics, and once we talk about topics, it will not be nervous."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "Yes, yes!"

Cui Yu pointed to the big screen not far away, and said: "Our topic today is "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow". I think we should change the rules. This time, uncle, you can talk about it first."

Zhang Xiao stood up, tugged at his clothes, and said: "Yesterday I spent the night preparing at home. Today, I came here. Tomorrow, I will go back. Thank you!"

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed again.

Cui Yu said: "No, uncle, I didn't tell you to talk about this yesterday, I just asked you to talk about it."

Song Yan immediately grasped the topic, stood up and said, "The day before yesterday? The day before yesterday we both got notification from the village, thank you!"

Cui Yudao: "Uncle and aunt, what I said was yesterday, today, tomorrow, not yesterday, today and tomorrow..."

Zhang Xiao asked curiously: "Is that the day after tomorrow?"

Cui Yu smiled wryly and waved his hands: "It's not the day after tomorrow..."

Song Yan asked suspiciously, "What day is that?"

Cui Yu patiently explained: "This does not refer to a specific day, what I mean is that we recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future, do you understand?"

Zhang Xiao suddenly realized, and said: "Ah... that is the past, present and future!"

Song Yan said: "That's not yesterday, today and tomorrow!"

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "Yes, it's a bit wrong for you to ask this."

Song Yan echoed: "Yes, I didn't ask that question."

Zhang Xiao and Song Yan said something to each other, which directly confused Cui Yu.

Whether it is a star or an audience, they already know how to lean forward and backward.

The barrage on the Internet has sprung up like mushrooms after the rain.

"Oh, my stomach, I really laughed to death."

"It's so funny to see Teacher Cui Yu's loveless appearance."

"Xiao Shen and Teacher Song Yan's performances are fantastic."

"Poor teacher Cui Yu, after explaining for a long time, he finally ended up complaining."

"This skit is definitely a classic among classics!"

"···"

Cui Yu on the stage said with a wry smile: "Uncle and aunt, this talk show is actually talking, chatting, and chatting. It's you guys sitting on the kang in the northeast, Lao He. How are you at home? Here Whatever it is, don't be nervous, okay?"

As soon as Zhang Xiao heard it, he immediately relaxed, and laughed loudly: "You should have said about relaxation earlier, and we would have understood earlier."

As he spoke, he took off his shoes and put his legs crossed on the chair, as if he was sitting on a kang.

This action caused a burst of laughter from the audience.

Song Yan said with a look of disgust, "You give those shoes to the boat."

Zhang Xiao retorted: "He told us to relax!"

Song Yan picked up the shoes, handed them to him, and said, "Let's relax, what are you doing with your feet? Smoke people!"

Zhang Xiao smiled awkwardly, got the shoes on the boat, looked at Cui Yu and asked Du, "I can't take off my shoes, should I?"

Cui Yu rubbed his nose and said awkwardly, "That... okay!"

Song Yan said: "This is impolite!"

Cui Yudao: "Uncle and aunt, let me ask you, you haven't watched our program, have you?"

Zhang Xiao shook his head, and said: "Look, isn't your surname Cui, the one who has something to say!"

Cui Yu said happily, "Yes!"

Song Yan interjected, "Isn't your name Cui Yu?"

"Yes!" Cui Yu nodded.

Song Yan said: "Everyone in our village likes you."

Cui Yu was even happier now, and said, "Really?"

Song Yan said: "Yes, everyone praised you, saying that the show you hosted was great."

"Then what did they say?" Cui Yu had a smug smile on his face.

Song Yan said: "The show is pretty good, but it's a little bit mixed up by the boss!"

Hearing this, the smile on Cui Yu's face froze immediately.

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"Killing me!"

"This skit is perfect."

"I didn't expect Teacher Cui Yu to have the ability to tell sketches?"

"···"

In the backstage of the program group, Yang Mi asked with a big belly, "How's the ratings?"

The inspector said excitedly: "Mr. Yang, our ratings have exploded, reaching 5.00%, and the number of online hits has exceeded 6000 million, and it is still growing at a rate of several yuan."

Yang Mi nodded and said, "That's good."

On the stage, Zhang Xiao touched Song Yan and scolded, "Why are you doing this?"

Song Yan said aggrievedly, "Tell the truth!"

Zhang Xiaodao: "What are you talking about, I'm sorry, Xiao Cui, she didn't mean that."

"My wife said that to mean that everyone likes the show you host. Oh, the whole village loves to watch it the most. The guy said that your host is unique, and that you look like you are crying when you laugh!"

Seeing that Cui Yu's face changed suddenly again, Zhang Xiao hurriedly remedied it: "No, it's like laughing when you cry!"

Cui Yu was speechless, and said to the audience: "Their village is so boastful!"

Song Yan said: "They still say you..."

(End of this chapter)