Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 619 Gags and teases

"Oh~~~" Zhang Xiao patted his forehead exaggeratedly, and said: "Look at my brain, I almost forgot about this matter, your "101st Marriage Proposal" released on the first day of the new year In the movie, I talked about a vigorous love affair with Lin Zhiling, right!"

"Yes, that's right!" Huang Bai nodded and said, "I did have a passionate love affair with the goddess Lin Zhiling in "The 101st Marriage Proposal" which was released on the first day of the Lunar New Year."

"Woo~~~" The audience booed one after another.

Only then did they understand why Zhang Xiao made fun of Huang Bai's appearance. It turned out that all this was to promote Huang Bai's movie.

The photographer took the camera to the director of "The 101st Marriage Proposal" and the goddess Lin Zhiling, both of them smiled and waved.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiao on the stage touched Huang Bai with his arm, and said, "Brother Bai, isn't it a bit shameless for us to do this!"

Huang Bai immediately retorted: "How can you call it a bit shameless? It should be..."

"Pretty shameless!" Everyone at the scene shouted in unison.

After shouting, there was another burst of laughter. There is simply no one who can hit this level of advertising.

Zhang Xiao coughed and said: "Actually, I want to say that I have nothing to do with this drama, it was purely added by Mr. Huang Bai, so please find the right target when trolling people. Don't scold me, if you really want to scold me, you should scold me after listening to what I said later."

"The fairy tale movie "Zhu Xian" that I wrote, directed and acted in will be released globally next summer. Please go to the cinema to watch this movie!"

"Hahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter again.

Huang Bai on the stage said: "Brother, this should be the first time that the Golden Cup Film Festival starts with film promotion!"

Zhang Xiao shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "No way, who asked the organizing committee to find the two of us to be the host? The key is such a hard job. If they don't pay for it, they can only do it from other aspects. Get a little profit."

Huang Bai nodded, and said in agreement: "Yes, so we don't need to feel guilty."

"Of course there is no need to feel guilty." Zhang Xiao said.

"I think so too!" Huang Bai nodded and said, "Now that the movie promotion is over, can the Jinzun Film Festival officially begin?"

"Hurry up!" Zhang Xiao straightened his body, cleared his throat, and said with a straight voice: "Everyone on the scene and in front of the TV audience, welcome to our No.30 Eighth Jinzun Film Festival At the awards show, I am the host of this year's show, Zhang Xiao!"

Huang Bai immediately answered, "I'm the host Huang Bai!"

"Hahaha!" With the previous foreshadowing, the formal introduction of the two greatly increased the effect of comedy, making the audience laugh non-stop.

Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "Brother Bai, many excellent works have emerged in our domestic films in the past two years. What have you watched? Tell me about it."

Huang Bai said: ""Cold War 2", "Chasing the Dragon", "Confucius", "Shadow", "Mei Lanfang", "Lonely", "The Gathering at Southern Station", "Sword Rain", "Master", " Sea of ​​Bitterness, etc., are all very good movies.”

Zhang Xiao asked with a smile: "Among these movies, which movie left the deepest impression on you?"

Huang Bai immediately felt that something was wrong, glanced at Zhang Xiao, and replied: "Every one is very impressive!"

"Yo, I wasn't fooled!" Zhang Xiao muttered in a low voice, and then said solemnly: "I must say one!"

Huang Bai was immediately happy, and said: "Your voice is too low, I didn't hear it clearly, why don't you give me a sample first!"

Zhang Xiao said bluntly: "Lonely, I am very impressed with the films directed and acted by Brother Hua."

When he was on Earth, Liu Huade starred in "Lost Orphans", played a migrant worker, broke through his image, and scored more than seven points on a certain website, which is not bad.

But in this world, after Liu Huade got the script, he actually became the director and the lead actor himself, and after his changes, the plot has undergone great changes, and he got 8.1 points on the professional film review website of the Department of Culture, and nearly ten box office. [-] million, it can be said that the word-of-mouth box office double harvest.

Huang Bai asked: "Why?"

Zhang Xiao replied: "Brother Hua has made more than 100 films, either as a producer or as an actor. Now that he is over [-] this year, he has become a director. This makes me feel sincerely for his unyielding spirit. admiration."

When the photographer heard the words, he pointed the camera at Liu Huade immediately, and Liu Huade stood up and expressed his thanks to Zhang Xiao.

Zhang Xiao smiled and said, "Brother Hua, you're welcome. I just want to say that you, a senior who has been in the industry for decades, are still shortlisted for the best new director award, and you have to compete with six directors whose average age is only 31 years old."

"Oh my God, when the shortlist came out, I almost thought I was wrong, Brother Hua, I really want to ask you, if you win the award, would you be so kind as to accept it on stage? "

Liu Huade shouted loudly: "I will always be 25 years old."

Zhang Xiao said: "I don't even believe a single punctuation mark in your words."

"Hahaha!" There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

Liu Huade was speechless.

Both Zhang Xiao and Huang Bai are humorous and quick-witted people. The two made jokes and made fun of the stars and entertainers who shined in this year's Jinzun Gala.

Not counting the opening performance, the two of them stood abruptly on the stage and chattered for more than ten minutes, and the scene was even more hilarious. Not only did no one feel bored, but they hoped that the two would keep talking like this.

Huang Bai on the stage said: "Brother, it's almost time for the awards."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "I've already seen the impatient look on the face of director Erdong, the head of the jury this year. If we don't end, he probably will come up to chase people away."

Erdong very cooperatively raised his fist at Zhang Xiao.

Huang Bai immediately said: "Brother, let's retreat!"

"Don't worry!" Zhang Xiao pulled Huang Bai who was about to leave, and said, "There are still two words left, the first award we will present next is the Best Screenplay Award, and the award presenters will not be introduced. Anyway, we all know each other, so I invite the two of them."

After finishing speaking, amidst the applause and laughter of the audience, Zhang Xiao and Huang Bai left the stage one after the other, and stood in front of the host stage on the left.

The award presenters for the best screenplay are Zhang Xiao's old friends Wu Jin and Li Liangjie.

Wu Jin complained as soon as he came up: "Brother Jie, I don't think so, the two hosts this year talk too much nonsense."

"That's right!" Li Liangjie nodded, and said: "We waited for more than ten minutes in the background, our feet were numb, and we finally waited for them to finish talking and prepare to introduce us, but we didn't even bother to say our name. Now I am very skeptical of the judging committee's vision, how could they find such two people to host?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone at the scene burst into laughter.

The photographer's lens was also aimed at Zhang Xiao and Huang Bai immediately. However, they were not ashamed but proud of Li Liangjie's teasing. Their faces were uniformly showing complacent expressions, and they also clasped their fists around to express their gratitude from time to time, which attracted the attention of the audience. Laughter was louder.

(End of this chapter)