Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 467 The dark plum smells the flowers, lying on the branches and hurts low

As soon as Zhang Xiao heard it, he immediately smiled and said, "Then it's easy, Brother Jia and I will stay at the end, and everyone else will issue their certificates. Wouldn't we win?"

Xie Xiaona suddenly patted the table and said, "Yes, that's the way to go."

He Ling coughed and said, "Isn't your approach somewhat inappropriate?"

Zhang Xiao's reaction had to be said to be quite fast, he immediately caught up with the conversation, and laughed loudly: "Mr. He is in a hurry, which means that we are doing the right thing."

Reba also echoed: "Okay, then do this!"

Except for Wei Jia and Zhang Xiao, everyone else was automatically eliminated.

Reba was the first to go to the front, and after looking at the cards, he stomped his feet angrily and said, "Really, how could this happen?"

The audience burst into laughter immediately upon seeing this.

"Xiao Shen is simply lying down and winning!"

"In this round, God Xiao won without any effort."

"Everyone was fooled by God Xiao."

"How can Xiao Shen be blamed for this, it's obviously Wei Jia!"

He Ling said with a speechless face: "I have reminded you that it is inappropriate, but you still insist on doing this, you are really stupid."

Xie Xiaona covered her head and said with a wry smile: "Who would have thought that you would start as an undercover agent this time?"

Zhang Xiao said triumphantly: "I really want to use a poem to describe you now!"

"What poem?" Wei Jia asked speechlessly.

Zhang Xiaoyou said quietly: "Dark plum smells the flowers quietly, but the lying branches hurt and hate less."

Everyone on the stage and the audience at the scene looked at each other, apparently not understanding what Zhang Xiao meant.

Only He Ling understood after reading the two sides silently, and said with a wry smile: "Zhang Xiao, it's a bit too much!"

Yang Zi asked curiously, "Teacher He, what does this mean?"

He Ling widened his eyes and said, "You didn't hear this?"

Everyone shook their heads together.

He Ling said: "Read the last sentence carefully."

Reba muttered earnestly: "Dark plum smells flowers, I am uneducated; lying branches have low hatred, my IQ is very low!"

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "It's absolutely correct, you have no culture, and your IQ is very low."

"Ah~~~" Reba was pissed off, and shouted at Zhang Xiao: "Brother-in-law, I want to go back and tell my sister that you bullied me."

Zhang Xiao shrugged his shoulders, and said: "IQ crushed, it's useless to find her."

At this time, everyone finally understood the meaning of Zhang Xiao's poem, and burst out laughing.

"I'll go, poetry can still play like this?"

"Xiao Shen is awesome, this poem is too wicked!"

"Dark plum smells flowers quietly, lying on branches with low hatred, I am uneducated, and my IQ is very low, this is absolutely insane!"

"It's no wonder Xiao Shen is able to get along so well, his IQ is obviously much higher than others!"

"···"

However, Zhang Xiao soon paid the price for this.

In the next two rounds of games, the first thing everyone did was to eliminate Zhang Xiao, which made Zhang Xiao very speechless.

The second game is the megaphone, and everyone is divided into the source code team and the sweet honey Shen Shen team.

The source code team includes Zhang Xiao, Reba, Xie Xiaona, Wu Xin, and Wei Jia.

Xiangmi Shen Shen team has Yang Zi, Deng Lun, Chen Yuqi, Hai Tao and Mr. He.

The two teams set questions for each other, ranging from familiar lyrics.

After the No.1 team members read the lyrics, they have to perform for the No.2 team members, and so on, and finally the No.5 team members will answer.

Whoever gets the most words right wins.

First, the source code team came up with the questions, and the Xiangmi Shenshen team was in charge of guessing.

After some discussion, Zhang Xiao wrote the lyrics of two lines of the hero song.

"The great river flows eastward, and the faith in the sky rises to the north."

"Let's go if we say go, you have everything I have."

However, after some teaching, in the end, none of the words were correct.

Zhang Xiao said: "The difficulty of this game is indeed quite high, how about this, let's give each other a chance."

"The No.1 player will perform again, and the last player will guess, how about it?"

He Ling thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, Deng Lun, you quickly perform for me again, I don't believe you can't guess."

Half a minute later, Deng Lun finished his performance, and He Ling was still in a daze.

The audience laughed loudly.

After reading the lyrics, He Ling sighed, "It's such a failure."

Reba smiled and said, "Teacher He, admit defeat?"

When He Ling heard this, his eyes widened and he said, "Admit defeat? How is it possible? We haven't come up with a question yet!"

After finishing speaking, He Ling directly wrote Yang Mi's classic song "The Offering of Love".

"Hold you in my hands, and burn incense devoutly;"

"Cut a piece of candlelight and light up Jinglun."

Reba was the first to perform. After seeing the lyrics, he was speechless and said, "Can I change it, I think it's easy for my brother-in-law to guess."

"It can't be changed!" He Ling resolutely refused: "Reba, to tell you the truth, I have prepared the accompaniment. Zhang Xiao not only has to come out, but also has to sing to pass the test."

Reba smiled wryly, "Then I can only pray for him."

Soon, the movements performed by Reba spread to Zhang Xiao, but it was a pity that everything was changed beyond recognition.

Looking at Xie Xiaona's actions, Zhang Xiao sighed, and said, "Sister Na, forget it, it's better to just let Reba make gestures."

Hearing the words, Reba came out, clasped his hands empty, made a gesture of offering incense, then made scissors with two fingers, finally flipped through the book, and tapped twice with his fingers.

Zhang Xiao was immediately happy after watching it, and said with a smile: "Seeing Reba's loveless look, I knew it must be my Mimi's song that made her popular all over the world."

He Ling immediately handed Zhang Xiao a microphone and said, "Zhang Xiao, you have to sing it to pass the test."

"No problem!" Zhang Xiao smiled confidently.

The voice fell and the music started.

Zhang Xiao was taken aback, and said, "Isn't it singing a cappella?"

He Ling smiled and said, "How could it be so simple?"

Zhang Xiao said helplessly, "Why do I feel like I've been tricked by you?"

"Don't doubt it, I won't deny it!" He Ling said with a smile.

Zhang Xiao couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

After getting familiar with the prelude, Zhang Xiao started singing.

"Put you on my hands and burn incense devoutly;"

"Cut a piece of candlelight and light up Jinglun."

"···"

Crispy!

Zhang Xiao's voice was like a stream in a mountain stream, clear and pleasant to the ear, and like floating clouds in the sky, ethereal and natural, making people very comfortable to listen to.

Many audiences involuntarily gave a burst of warm applause.

"Don't ask for soul-stirring, just ask for love;"

"Love got hurt in the end, crying so desperately;"

"I will support you for the rest of my life;"

"On the chessboard, stop your gaze;"

"Please grant me the power to love and be loved infinitely;"

"Let me be able to quietly visualize under Bodhi with peace of mind;"

"···"

It is the so-called plainness that can reveal its skill.

"The Offering of Love" is not really a good song, its melody is simple and pleasant, very similar to internet songs.

Not to mention Yang Mi, even if professional singers sing, they may not be able to perfectly express the emotions in the lyrics.

(End of this chapter)