Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 345 It's really Zhang Xiao's problem, the audience burst into laughter (please recommend and collect)
Zhang Xiao didn't passively slow down his work. According to the film promotion plan set before, he led the crew to fly all over the sky.

After traveling to more than 30 cities for publicity, I returned to Yuzhou for rest.

And the busy time during this period was not in vain. "Charlotte's Annoyance" got a good score of more than 4.5 million in the pre-sale box office. Among the nine Spring Festival movies, it won the undisputed championship, surpassing No. 2 A full two hundred million more.

On the 28th day of the twelfth lunar month, Zhang Xiao and Yang Mi returned to the capital, and Yang Mi came over from her home.

During the meal, Yang Mi's mother Xu Lan asked again about the two of them having a child.

Zhang Xiao replied with a bitter smile: "Mom, we have worked very hard, but whether we can conceive a child depends on our luck!"

Xu Lan frowned and asked, "Then have you gone to the hospital for an examination?"

"No!" Zhang Xiao shook his head.

Yang Mi said at this time: "I went to the hospital for an examination, and there is no problem."

Zhang Xiao was taken aback, and asked: "When did you go, why don't I know?"

Yang Mi smiled and said, "When the movie "The Truman Show" was released, I went to check it."

After Xu Lan finished listening, she looked at Zhang Xiao and said, "Son-in-law, that's your problem, hurry up and check it out!"

Zhang Xiao said with a wry smile: "Mom, let me tell you this. As far as my physical condition is concerned, no disease can enter my body before I turn [-]. It is not easy to get a small cold."

Xu Lan said anxiously: "Is there any relationship between having a baby and whether you are physically strong? How about it, I will accompany you to the hospital for a checkup tomorrow."

Zhang Xiao was speechless, and quickly said: "I'll go by myself!"

Seeing Zhang Xiao's depressed face, Yang Mi laughed unkindly.

The next morning, under the supervision of Xu Lan, Zhang Xiao came to the hospital and had an examination.

As a result, Zhang Xiao was very confused.

Yang Mi has not been pregnant for such a long time, it is really his own problem.

It turns out that the Taoist so-called refining essence is not a fiction. Zhang Xiao's kung fu has reached S level, which is equivalent to the highest level of refining essence. The essence is stable, and it is not easy to make a woman pregnant matter.

Grandma has a leg, how could it be like this?

Zhang Xiao immediately contacted the system in his mind.

However, the system told him that as long as he raised his kung fu level to 3S level, he would be able to control his whole body's essence and blood, and the child's problem would be solved easily.

Then Zhang Xiao checked the prestige value needed to promote Kungfu from S-level to 3S-level. Good guy, I was shocked when I saw it, it actually costs [-] million.

It is more expensive than 3 million to upgrade 5000S and several director skills.

Back home, Yang Mi read the test results with a helpless expression on her face.

Yang Mi asked: "Husband, what should we do now?"

Zhang Xiao patted her on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, when I make a breakthrough in kung fu, I will be able to completely solve this problem."

Yang Mi asked again: "Then when will you be able to break through again, you won't wait until you are seventy or eighty!"

Zhang Xiao said confidently, "Don't worry, the end of next year at most."

After hearing this, Yang Mi breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "That's good!"

If she really waited until that age, Yang Mi might cry to death. It's still possible for a man at that age, but for a woman?

It's impossible!
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At midnight on the first day of the Lunar New Year, "Charlotte Annoyance" officially premiered.

Zhang Xiao led the crew members into the largest box of a large theater, and watched the movie with fans.

The first scene was Zhang Xiao's pretense. When he was dragged by a luxury car and ran away, everyone burst into laughter.

"Shen Xiao, this is too funny!"

"This is called pretending to be aggressive, but getting hacked!"

Apparently, Zhang Xiao's bad luck had just begun. He walked into the wedding venue and suddenly found that he and the master of ceremonies had clashed.

Yuan Hua's sentence, "Going alone to a banquet in chicken feathers, all classmates wear chicken feathers" made the fans in the box almost laugh out loud.

Zhang Xiao looked at Yizheng beside him and said, "You're going to be hot."

Yizheng said gratefully: "It's all thanks to Brother Xiao's care!"

Zhang Xiao shook his head and said, "Actors and movies complement each other. You have brought the role of the original words to life."

The movie soon came to the scene of the bride and groom toasting.

Xia Luo, played by Zhang Xiao, had drunk too much, looked at Yang Mi with affectionate eyes, and said, "Qiuya, congratulations, you didn't let me down. It's no exaggeration to say that you look like Guanyin in Journey to the West in your wedding dress." Bodhisattvas are as beautiful, but I never thought that you would marry Marshal Tianpeng in the end."

With this line, the fans at the scene burst out laughing again. ,

"I'll go, God Xiao is too talented!"

"It can't be done, it can't be done, my stomach is about to cramp from laughing."

"This description is simply too extreme."

"Guanyin Bodhisattva married Marshal Tianpeng, thanks to God Xiao, he was able to figure it out."

The movie only lasted for more than ten minutes, and the fans in the major theaters couldn't tell how many times they burst out laughing.

Next, Zhang Xiao traveled to 97 and began a life of counterattack.

In most of the previous plots, almost every 2 minutes, fans would burst into laughter. In the second half, everyone was moved by the relationship between Zhang Xiao and Mary.

Many young girls even shed tears quietly.

After Zhang Xiao woke up from his daydream, his whole person changed completely, and he and Mary returned home hand in hand.

This is where the movie ends.

There were thunderous applause and screams at the scene.

Zhang Xiao led everyone in the production team to bow and thank everyone: "Dear fans and friends, thank you very much for taking time out of your busy schedule to watch our "Charlotte Annoyance"."

"To be honest, this comedy is not very nutritious. I think it will be scolded miserably by the film review teachers, but I still want to make it."

"Why?" Because I made this movie not for them, but for you, as long as you laugh, then I win. "

"Now tell me loudly, are you laughing?"

"Laughing~" the fans at the scene shouted in unison.

"How many times have you laughed?"

"Can not remember!"

"Thank you, after hearing your answers, I think my goal has been achieved."

After speaking, Zhang Xiao bowed to everyone, and said again: "Thank you again!"

After the premiere ceremony, Zhang Xiao, Yang Mi and other actors signed autographs and took photos with the fans one after another. They were extremely busy.

At this time, the fans who watched the first scene came out of the pull-ups, and many night owl fans asked Qi Ali one after another.

"Little brother, are Xiaoshen's comedies funny?"

"I can only tell you this, don't buy popcorn, cola, milk tea, etc., or you won't be able to drink it at all, and you will burst out laughing."

"Really? Is it better than "Crazy Stone"?"

"These two films are completely different genres, and Charlotte Annoyance has more laughs than Crazy Stone."

(End of this chapter)