Siheyuan: Lou Xiaoe's rear-end at the beginning

Chapter 128 [Xu Damao's Chinese herbal medicine has been replaced with weeds]

backyard.

Looking at the fried eggs on the table, Liu Haizhong felt that the fried eggs were no longer delicious, so he sat on the chair and sucked his teeth.

His toothache was so angry with today's incident!

He was the one who reported the matter of sticks blowing up the toilet, and he also called the street office.

In the end, it was Liu Jiacheng who received the praise!

He was even awarded a Lantern Festival by the street office.

"If Liu Jiacheng didn't stand up and make trouble, I would be a grandpa now."

Liu Haizhong angrily picked up the fried egg and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing hard.

Eggs are not as good as meat!
When he becomes a master in the courtyard, he will definitely buy more meat every month.

"Dad, it seems that you asked Liu Jiacheng first, right?"

As soon as Liu Guangtian spoke, the other two brothers also nodded.

That's right!

At that time, I remembered very clearly that it was their father who asked Liu Jiacheng to stand up and testify first.

Then came the next thing...

"What are you three little bastards talking about?"

Liu Hai Center has long regretted that Liu Jiacheng should not have been involved in this matter, but he will definitely not admit it.

Hearing his son touching his brow, Liu Haizhong was not used to it either.

Skillfully pulling out his belt, he was about to implement his family law of "bring a filial son under the stick".

When the three brothers saw this situation, how could they not understand, there was no need for verbal communication at all, and they rushed out of the house.

"Think you little bastards run fast."

Liu Haizhong tied the belt on his trousers again, and went out for a walk with his hands behind his back.

This time the report failed, he had to think of other ways to sit in the position of the uncle in the courtyard.

In the past, the idea of ​​being a master in Liu Haizhong was not so strong.

Ever since Yi Zhonghai was pulled down by him, the position of uncle has been vacant all the time.

He always felt that the position of uncle was reserved for him, and he felt uncomfortable if he couldn't get it for a day.

……

Another day.

The whole compound began to smell of Chinese herbal medicine.

"What's the smell? It smells so bad."

Many people in the compound were choked by the pungent smell.

"Who else is it, Xu Damao from the backyard."

"I saw him just now. I took that guy who made herbal medicine away from Yan Bugui's house."

As soon as he heard that it was Xu Damao, Sha Zhu immediately regained his spirits.

"If you can't give birth to a child, it's all bad deeds, and it's a punishment from God."

"There's a fart in eating Chinese herbal medicine!"

Sha Zhu stood in the middle court and began to ruin Xu Damao's reputation.

He knows exactly why Xu Damao brewed Chinese herbal medicine.

Thinking that Xu Damao would not be able to have a child, Sha Zhu felt very happy.

Everyone else in the compound knows the enmity between Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, so they should take it as a pleasure to watch.

Only Yi Zhonghai's expression was terribly gloomy!
As soon as Yi Zhonghai came out of the room, he heard Sha Zhu scolding him for not being able to have children.

Immediately turned around and went back to the room!
He knew that Shazhu was scolding Xu Damao, but he was angry when he heard this in his heart.

He has never done anything bad in his life, why doesn't he have children?

The first mother in the room smelled the familiar smell of this Chinese herbal medicine and began to think of something that blocked her heart, and couldn't help but began to wipe away tears.

……

Silly Zhu standing in the courtyard felt that talking was not enough, so he came to the backyard shaking his head.

Seeing Xu Damao sitting at the door boiling Chinese herbal medicine, the pungent smell made Shazhu frown.

"Xu Damao, look at the whole compound you've made smell so bad."

"Actually, you don't need to take medicine at all. You only need to do some good deeds in the future to accumulate virtue, which is better than anything else."

Sha Zhu leaned against the wall and watched the play cheerfully.

Especially when he saw Xu Damao's nose sweating because he was busy with these things, he felt very happy.

"Silly Zhu, don't fucking stand here and make sarcastic remarks."

Xu Damao is not in the mood to chat with Shazhu now.

The old doctor who prescribed Chinese medicine to him said that this kind of Chinese herbal medicine must be simmered for two hours.

He originally planned to close the door secretly in the room to do this, but the smell in the room was too strong, even he couldn't stand it.

Now the whole compound knows that he has this problem now, and there is nothing worth hiding.

Cook directly in the compound!
Also choke on these bastards in the compound.

When his inability to have children is cured, plus his bicycle, he really won't have to worry about finding a wife.

At that time, let the silly bastard, Shazhu, be greedy!

At this moment, Xu Damao felt a pain in his stomach,
Silly Zhu laughed: "Diarrhea, go quickly, I'll help you look at it here."

"Silly Zhu, if you fucking dare to touch my herbs, I will kill you."

Xu Damao didn't believe that Shazhu would be so kind.

But the stomach churning made him almost unbearable, so he could only turn around and run towards the toilet.

He has boiled these herbs for nearly an hour, and they are also very expensive.

If Shazhu really dared to kick him over, he would fight this silly bastard with his life.

After Silly Zhu saw Xu Damao entered the toilet, the smile on his face disappeared immediately, and he reached for the lid of the casserole.

Because he was too anxious, he was so hot that he jumped on the ground again and again, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

After finally taking off the lid of the casserole, Sha Zhu picked up the two wooden sticks next to it, picked up the Chinese herbal medicine inside and threw it far away, and then found some random withered grass and put it in.

Put the lid back on the casserole when you're done.

Still want to have a baby?
Go dream!

The first time Xu Damao came out of the toilet, he ran over to look at his jar of traditional Chinese medicine.

After turning around and finding nothing, I found that there was nothing unusual.

"Xu Damao, you think I'm you, and I'm only playing tricks behind the scenes."

Sha Zhu happily left after finishing speaking.

"Bah bah bah!"

"Wait, you bastard, sooner or later I will kill you."

After Shazhu left, Xu Damao began to talk harshly behind his back again.

When he grasps the handle one day, he insists on urinating the toad, Sha Zhu.

The herbs were boiled for a total of two hours, and no other abnormalities were found except that the pungent taste gradually faded a lot.

Xu Damao didn't think too much about it, he thought it was because he was used to the pungent smell of traditional Chinese medicine and had developed immunity.

How did Xu Damao think that his Chinese herbal medicine had been dropped by Sha Zhu.

When he finished brewing and poured it into the bowl, all the withered grass in the casserole had been boiled, and it looked no different from Chinese herbal medicine.

Silly Zhu on the other side was very happy to see that Xu Damao hadn't noticed.

This bag swap gave him a taste of the sweetness!
Didn't Xu Damao let the stick blow his face to shit?
From today on, he was looking for opportunities to replace Xu Damao's Chinese herbal medicine with weeds.

But looked down: "Hiss~~~"

Several large blisters had appeared on his two palms.

……

(End of this chapter)