Siheyuan: Lou Xiaoe's rear-end at the beginning

Chapter 115 [Jia Dongxu stirs up a good meal with shit (seeking subscription)]

"The dumplings sent by the street office are really good."

"Hmm...but it's more delicious if we make our own."

Lou Xiaoe looked cheerful.

After getting married, her life has completely changed!

In the past, every Chinese New Year, she just read books, listened to the phonograph, and waited for the dumplings to be delivered to her.

Everything now is managed by her and Liu Jiacheng together!

Compared to before... She still prefers her current life.

"You wash the dishes, I'll post couplets."

"No, I'll post couplets with you, and I'll come back to do the dishes later."

Lou Xiaoe took the couplets, and Liu Jiacheng started to work with the cooked paste.

The two work together!

Liu Jiacheng brushed the paste on the door frame, and Lou Xiaoe was responsible for pasting it.

"Don't post it backwards."

"Are you kidding me? My level of education is higher than yours."

Although Liu Jiacheng is a college student who travels through time, his diploma in this era is really inferior to Lou Xiao'e.

But in terms of knowledge and ability, Lou Xiao'e is far behind him!
It took them only 2 minutes to paste all the couplets in the two rooms.

Looking at the strong and powerful font, there is also a small mark of the Public Security Bureau at the bottom of the couplet.

Liu Jiacheng nodded in satisfaction!

This couplet... is cool enough!
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu walked out of the room with the deaf old lady on their backs.

Seeing the couplet on Liu Jiacheng's door frame, the deaf old lady's face was full of envy.

When the couplets of the two families were compared, hers was completely overshadowed!
"Old lady, let's go."

"You can just wait and eat the dumplings later, the picture of Chinese New Year is full of excitement."

"What kind of New Year's Eve is that deserted?"

Although Sha Zhu said this to the deaf old lady, it was actually intended for Liu Jiacheng to hear.

What's the use of Liu Jiacheng being rich again?

In the end, it's not just two people locked in a room to celebrate the New Year.

"What are you doing so early?"

"You might as well call me at dinner time."

If it had been left before, the deaf old lady would have passed happily.

Even sooner the better!

But this year is different!

Now there are more members of the Jia family celebrating the New Year together.

The deaf old lady is annoyed when she sees Jia's mother and son!
If she hadn't considered her own life problems at the beginning, she would have never been able to help Qin Huairu go to the rolling mill to get such a street sweeping job.

"Old lady, why are you still talking so much after you've come out?"

"Watch your step!"

Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai helped the deaf old lady to the middle courtyard.

Liu Jiacheng also knew that this was Yi Zhonghai asking the deaf old lady to celebrate the New Year together.

Every year in the middle courtyard, it is normal for Yi Zhonghai to gather the deaf old lady and silly Zhu to celebrate the New Year together in the middle courtyard.

Xu Damao went back to his hometown to celebrate the New Year with his parents!
Like him... just add some food in the room.

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"Jiacheng, brother and sister Shazhu don't celebrate the new year with their parents?"

Lou Xiaoe didn't understand.

It is completely understandable for Yi Zhonghai to celebrate the New Year with the deaf old lady.

They are all childless!
But Shazhu and He Yushui have parents.

Instead of celebrating the New Year with his parents, they all huddled together at Yi Zhonghai's house.

"Silly Zhu's father is also willing to celebrate the New Year with him."

In the few years he traveled here, Shazhu did take He Yushui to find He Daqing, but the old man never saw these two people.

After that, Shazhu never went there again!

"Tell me quickly what's going on?"

Lou Xiaoe's curiosity was instantly aroused.

She will live here forever, of course she wants to know the situation of every household.

"Such gossip!"

"Go back to the house and I will tell you."

Liu Jiacheng returned to the room with his arms around Lou Xiao'e's shoulders.

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the other side.

Yi Zhonghai's house in the middle courtyard was extremely lively.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Sha Zhu, Qin Huairu, Bang Giao and Xiao Dang.

I can't help feeling in my heart, how wonderful it would be if these were his descendants.

It's a pity... these can only be thought about!
But being able to gather all these people by his side made Yi Zhonghai very happy from the bottom of his heart.

When he grows old like a deaf old lady, it will be enough for him to be able to make dumplings around these people.

"Master, don't be dumbfounded."

"Hurry up and take out the meat you bought, let's make dumplings quickly."

Jia Dongxu, who was sitting in an old wheelchair, couldn't wait any longer.

He came here just to have a meal of dumplings, not to see Yi Zhonghai in a daze.

If it weren't for the dumplings, Jia Dongxu wouldn't have called Yi Zhonghai a master.

"Do not worry!"

"Everyone can eat whatever they want today."

Yi Zhonghai took out the pork he bought in advance.

"Grandpa, you just made enough pork for anyone to eat."

Jia Dongxu's complexion suddenly became ugly.

He thought how many things Yi Zhonghai had prepared for so many people.

That's all?

Not enough for him to eat alone.

It was agreed to celebrate the New Year together, and this old thing will deal with it like this.

But looking at the pork in Yi Zhonghai's hands, Jia Dongxu couldn't help but licked his lips.

Since he was disabled, he had only tasted meat twice.

One time was Liu Jiacheng's salted fish, and the other time was the leftovers that Sha Zhu had brought back before, with some minced meat in it.

"You can go back if you don't want to eat."

"No one is stopping you!"

The deaf old lady was already dissatisfied with Jia's family, and she felt even more angry when she heard Jia Dongxu say such words.

The whole family came here with their heads on their shoulders, picking and choosing with nothing in their hands.

Although Jia Dongxu was upset, he didn't dare to insult the deaf old lady.

The most important thing... If he goes back, he won't be able to eat a single dumpling.

"We can't just eat meat, can we?"

"Let's take out this half a catty of pork and stir-fry it in two taels, and use the rest to make dumplings."

"Everyone spends this year together lively and lively!"

When Jia Dongxu heard Yi Zhonghai say that half a catty of meat should be eaten in two portions, his expression became even more ugly.

But he didn't dare to talk nonsense at this time!

The deaf old lady, who is a five-guarantee household, is not easy to mess with. There is no such thing as an old man who dare not take care of it.

"Huairu, you and Yushui are in charge of making dumplings, and Sha Zhu is in charge of frying two more dishes."

Yi Zhonghai handed Qin Huairu a catty and a half of pork, and assigned the task.

As for him, he chatted with the deaf old lady and Mrs. Jia Zhang.

Seeing Shazhu and Qin Huairu start to get busy, Yi Zhonghai's face was filled with joy.

This is what home looks like!

He was kind to Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu, so that these people could surround him like this in the future.

Yi Zhonghai was happy on his face, but the big mother next to him was very unhappy.

She understood what Yi Zhonghai was thinking, but what she hoped more was to have her own children by her side to take care of them.

Especially when you see Sticky and Xiaodang!

If she could have children, she might have grandchildren by now.

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Near noon.

The aroma of the food came out from the pot.

"Silly uncle, are you alright?"

Stick and Xiao Dang are so greedy that they are almost drooling.

They have not had a meal fried with pork belly.

"How is it, does it smell good?"

"As far as your culinary skills are so stupid, you will definitely not be able to find a second one in the entire rolling mill."

"My Tanjia cuisine is just two words: authentic!"

Silly Zhu bragged next to him while cooking.

Especially when he saw the way Banggen and Xiaodang kept swallowing beside him, he felt even more proud.

"Silly Zhu, stop blowing!"

"Hurry up and finish cooking."

Jia Dongxu, who was sitting in a wheelchair, was also pushing hard into the pot.

Although he was dissatisfied with Yi Zhonghai and bought a catty and a half of pork, the temptation of the meat was still hard for him to resist.

He is now ready to grab a meal!

"Immediately, there is one last one."

Silly Zhu took the frying pan off the fire, and put the food in the pan onto the plate.

At this moment, a more fragrant breath came from outside.

"What is this?"

"Why is it so delicious?"

"It must be that Liu Jiacheng has cooked something delicious again."

Looking at the whole compound, Liu Jiacheng is the only one who can cook such delicious food.

It can be said... such a fragrance can be heard from Liu Jiacheng's room in the backyard within a few days.

"Silly Zhu, why are you not as fragrant as Liu Jiacheng?"

The deaf old lady sniffed Sha Zhu's work, and then pointed her nose out of the window and sniffed vigorously.

Although Liu Jiacheng is so far away, the smell is much better than the food made by Shazhu.

"Silly, didn't you say that you are authentic Tan family cuisine?"

"How can I make a meal that's not as good as Liu Jiacheng's fitter!"

After Jia Dongxu smelled the fragrance wafting from outside, he immediately felt that the food in the room was not fragrant.

After finally eating a meal of meat, it is still compared by Liu Jiacheng.

How depressed Jia Dongxu must be!

He just wants to taste what Liu Jiacheng's food tastes like now.

"What's the use of light fragrance?"

"The most important thing is to make it delicious."

Silly Zhu knew in his heart that Liu Jiacheng's food was delicious.

Last time, because of his arrogance, the director of the cafeteria went to Liu Jiacheng to cook a meal for Director Yang.

Afterwards, the leader of the factory said that Liu Jiacheng's cooking tasted better than his cooking!
Even so...But Sha Zhu would definitely not admit it.

"Silly Zhu, don't fool me here."

"Cooking pays attention to the taste and taste, and the smell can't be compared. How delicious do you expect?"

Jia Dongxu replied impatiently.

"This is the authentic Tan family cuisine."

"You can leave if you don't want to eat!"

What Shazhu can't stand the most is that others say that the food he cooks is not delicious.

In fact, he also wondered why Liu Jiacheng, a fitter, could cook so delicious food all of a sudden, even more experienced than him, who learned cooking from the basics bit by bit.

"okay!"

"Both of you, please don't say a few words. The dumplings have been served. Let's start eating."

Yi Zhonghai stood up again to be a peacemaker.

It's hard to celebrate the new year, what Yi Zhonghai wants most is to enjoy the feeling of Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu taking care of him in advance.

Today is a good day, he doesn't want to break up like this because of the quarrel.

Although Jia Dongxu was full of anger, he didn't say anything more.

He was really afraid that he would not be able to eat this meal today!
A room full of people barely sat down with two square tables spliced ​​together.

The most active one belongs to the Jia family!

"The dish is old!"

Silly Zhu brought up the fried food, and Qin Huairu also started to salvage the dumplings in the pot.

At this moment...everyone suddenly smelled a strange smell.

"What, why is it so smelly?"

"Silly Zhu, did you intentionally cook bad food to punish us?"

Jia Dongxu immediately pointed the finger at Shazhu.

Everyone else in this room is sitting here, only Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu are busy.

"It stinks!"

"But it's definitely not my fault."

Silly Zhu is still very confident about this.

He has been cooking for so many years, and only made mistakes in the first two years, but it has nothing to do with the smell.

The stench is getting stronger and stronger, and it has already affected everyone's eating.

Everyone is stretching their noses to find the source of the stench.

Finally... locked on Jia Dongxu's body!

At this time, Jia Dongxu also felt that something was wrong, there was a different temperature under his buttocks.

Wet and slimy!
"Pillar, lift it up."

Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu raised Jia Dongxu's arm slightly, and the stench came in.

Jia Dongxu pulled his pants!
It doesn't matter if you don't lift it up. After being erected, feces and urine dripped down the trouser leg of the severed limb.

After everyone saw it, their stomachs were churning, how could they be in the mood to eat.

"Dongxu, why don't you tell me?"

When Qin Huairu saw the poop and urine all over the floor, she couldn't hold back anymore, and began to complain about Jia Dongxu.

This is not a child like BangJiao, how can he still pull his pants.

Even if it is pulled, there is no need to hide it like this, just quietly ask her to take it back and change a pair of pants.

How embarrassing to be framed like this now!

"I have no idea!"

"I don't feel it at all."

Jia Dongxu really didn't know, he just had an idea in his mind.

Grab a meal!
When did he shit, he still doesn't know.

"Okay, stop talking."

"Let's carry Jia Dongxu back first, and you guys clean up here!"

Yi Zhonghai was extremely depressed. This good meal was completely ruined by Jia Dongxu's shit.

"Huairu, come here and change his pants!"

It would be great if Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu could bring Jia Dongxu back.

As for dealing with feces and urine, they definitely won't do it!

"Silly Zhu, send me some dumplings and meat to the backyard later."

"Old lady, I'll go back first!"

The deaf old lady saw the excrement and urine under the square table, even if it was cleaned up, she would not have the appetite to stay here for dinner.

He Yushui pinched his nose and said, "Brother, send me some to the house too."

After finishing speaking, He Yushui also ran away smartly, and if she stayed for a while longer, she might spit it out!

Most importantly... She doesn't want to stay here and clean up the shit.

Logically speaking, Jia Zhang must have come to clean up the excrement and urine of this place for her son, but this old godly woman has no good habit of cleaning.

"Master, Dong Xu must be feeling unwell. I'll go back and have a look."

Jia Zhang didn't want to clean up the place, let alone miss a meal of dumplings and fried vegetables.

Finally... three plates of dumplings and one plate of stir-fried vegetables were served on a wooden board before returning to Jia's house.

"Master, don't look at me!"

"I'm going to deliver dumplings to the deaf old lady."

Silly Zhu didn't want to stay here to clean up the excrement and urine in this place.

In the end, this dirty work still fell on the big mother.

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(End of this chapter)